Both Ambrose and Bryan seem to want to meet one more time, so they shake their heads in agreement. The fans pop for this as well, but Teddy Long isn't finished.
Justin Roberts: The following is scheduled for one fall and is for the European Championship. First, the challenger, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 220 pounds, The Miz!
Awesome!!
"I Came to Play" by Downstait starts to blast throughout the arena, and all the joy of the night's previous action turns to heat as The Miz soon makes his way onto the stage. He comes right out onto the stage and throws his hands up and his trademark taunt before power walking down the aisle. The fans chant "You Suck and "Awful" as he walks but he just ignores them. He quickly reaches the bottom of the ramp and runs from one side of the arena floor to the other and jumps on the ring arpon. He quickly enters the ring, where he prepares for the upcoming match.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, From Lucerne Switzerland, weighing 108 Kilo, he is the reigning and defending UWF European Champion; Mr. Antonio…Cesaro.
Suddenly a familiar song fills the arena with immediate disdain.
'WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA, AMERICA, IT'S WUNDERBAR
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA...'
'Amerika' by Rammstien hits the PA system. Before long Antonio Cesaro steps out onto the entrance stage from behind the curtain and has the sourest of expressions plastered all over his face. Seemingly infuriated, Cesaro wastes no time walking down to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and along the outside of the ring apron and does his signature pose before turning towards the ring and entering, preparing for his match.
Miz and Cesaro lock up to start the match. Cesaro goes on offense first, grabbing Miz by the arm and brining him down to the mat with a spinning wristlock. Miz goes down, and Cesaro quickly follows up by dropping a knee on his arm. Cesaro gets up before repeating the process a second time, causing Miz to grunt in obvious pain. Cesaro then grabs Miz by the arm and places it between his legs, applying a modified Armbreaker….
King: Cesaro working on Miz’s arm in the beginning stages of this match.
Miz starts to use his free arm to pull himself towards the nearest ropes as Cesaro keeps the pressure on. Miz inches closer and closer, before reaching out and grabbing the bottom one. Cesaro doesn’t initially release the hold, so the referee begins his mandatory five count…
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Cesaro gets to his feet, waiting for Miz to get to his. The Cleveland loudmouth eventually does, holding his arm, trying to get some feeling back into it, when Cesaro grabs said arm and jumps, brining both knees right into the arm. Miz screams in pain as Cesaro goes for the first cover of the match….
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Cole: Come on Miz!!
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Cesaro gets to his feet before grabbing Miz off the mat and brining him to his. Cesaro then tosses Miz towards the nearest corner, but Miz is able to reverse Cesaro’s whip, sending him to the corner instead. Cesaro’s back hits the turnbuckle hard, but there is no time for Cesaro to breathe as Miz comes right at him with a sudden short arm clothesline. The impact of the move knocks Cesaro off his feet and into a seated position in the corner. From there, Miz backs up, creating some distance between Cesaro and himself before charging back in and kicking Cesaro square in the jaw. The Champion’s body goes limp as Miz drags him out of the corner and goes for a cover…
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Cole: New Champ!! New Champ!!
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Cesaro rolls a shoulder!
Miz stays on the offensive. He holds his downed opponent in position before bouncing off the near ropes and dropping a knee right across Cesaro’s skull. Miz then pins Cesaro again, hooking the leg…
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Miz rolls to a knee, eyeing his opponent as he attempts to pull himself up. Cesaro struggles, but does make it up. However, he is unaware that Miz is behind him. Miz grabs Cesaro by the skull, before bringing Cesaro’s neck down onto his knee with a vicious reverse neckbreaker. The move stuns Cesaro and gives Miz time to run the ropes and come back at Cesaro…
King: Here comes The Miz!
Miz comes in, but Cesaro is able to gather his bearings and catch the incoming challenger with a lift up Spinebuster. Miz’s body hits the mat hard and Cesaro goes for a cover…
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Cesaro gets up while the Miz grabs the back of his head in pain. Cesaro poses as the fans boo him, and he waits for Miz to rise once more. Miz does indeed get up, with help from the ropes and he turns around, only to see Cesaro come right at him, hitting him with a bicycle kick. Miz goes back down and Cesaro goes for another cover…
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Cole: Kick out!
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Cesaro gets to his feet and motions that it’s over. He grabs Miz by the neck, before lifting him to his feet and placing Miz’s head between his legs…
King: It may be time for that Sit-Out Powerbomb!
Cesaro tries to lift Miz for the Riccola Bomb, but Miz blocks. Cesaro tries again, and Miz counters by sending Cesaro over head with a back body drop. Cesaro is able to roll through though and quickly recovers. He goes and charges at Miz, who is ready for him and catches him with a quick kick to the knee, which drops Cesaro down to one. From there, Miz grabs Cesaro by the head and takes him down with a Snap DDT. Cesaro’s skull crushes against the mat and Miz goes for a cover…
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Miz is ready to go back on the attack. He sees the European Championship in his future. Cesaro has crawled to the corner, and is pulling himself up to his feet. Miz’s eyes light up and he runs right at Cesaro, hitting his trademark corner clothesline. Cesaro falls to the mat as Miz rests between the second and third ropes with a sadistic smile on his face. He gets out of the position and turns his attention back to Cesaro. The end is near. Miz begins to stalk Cesaro, who is once again trying to get up.
King: I’ve seen that look in Miz’s eyes before!
Cole: This is awesome Jerry! We’re about to have a new European Champion!
Cesaro is struggling, but gets to his feet. He doesn’t know that Miz is behind him, and is ready to pounce. Before Cesaro can gather his bearings, Miz applies a Full Nelson…
Cole: Here it comes!
Cesaro tries to fight, but Miz is quick to act. He sweeps his leg forward and brings Cesaro down to the mat with the Skull Crushing Finale! Cesaro’s skull bounces off the mat and Miz turns the dead weight over, looking to win the European Championship…
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Cole: Welcome to the era of awesomeness!
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King: God! I’ll never hear the end of this!
3…NO! Someone pulls the referee out of the ring!
King: That’s Wade Barrett!
Barrett dispatches of the referee before entering the ring and kicking Miz square in the skull. Miz’s body goes limp as the bell rings three times.
Roberts: Here is your winner via disqualification; The Miz! However, the Champion cannot lose his title via disqualification, so still European Champion; “Mister†Antonio Cesaro!
As Roberts finishes his announcement, Cesaro gets to his feet and helps Barrett attack Miz. They lay the boots to Miz’s body, before Cesaro lifts Miz up. Barrett says me first, before grabbing Miz and lifting him onto his shoulders…
King: I don’t like Miz, but this is uncalled for!
Barrett holds Miz up momentarily before slamming him to the mat with Wasteland. Miz is out of it, but the European Revolution isn’t finished. Barrett now lifts Miz to his feet, before quickly throwing him at Cesaro, who places Miz’s head between his legs before lifting him up and slamming him down with a Riccola Bomb. The Europeans look down on Miz before Aksana hands Cesaro his title and the trio leaves the ring. The last thing we see before Raw heads to commercial is the European Revolution celebrating in the ring.
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WWE No Way Out June 17th only on Pay-Per-View. I swear WWE is stealing my PPV dates. First Over The Limit and Backlash were on the same day, now this?
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The version of "Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blondes can be heard bellowing out of the arena's PA system, signaling the imminent arrival of Captain Charisma, Christian. Just five to ten seconds after the commencement of his theme music, Christian emerges from the back sporting a smirk on his face as he looks around at the booing audience. Christian only momentarily stands on the stage before choosing to make his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 225 pounds, Christian.
Fans can be seen hurling abuse at the charismatic man, but Christian doesn't acknowledge the jeers whatsoever, as he is focused on his objective. Christian reaches the bottom of the ramp, rounds the corner and walks up the steel steps, before approaching the ring ropes. Christian walks along the ring apron, wipes his feet and enters the ring, where he then proceeds to the opposite side of the ring hopping up on the second rope and looking up he is about to move his hand up to his eyes but smirks he starts pointing at himself telling to crowd to look at him instead of the other way around. Christian jumps down and turns around as his Music is cut off by.
Woo Woo Woo! You Know it!
The words play over the PA system signaling the start of Zack Ryders music. He bounds out from the back holding a flip camera which is facing him and yelling words that can't be heard into it. He says a few more things then turns the camera on the audience as he walks down the ramp making a "Call Me" sign with his hand.
Roberts: And his opponent, from the L.I, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is The Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder.
He continues to make his way to the ring while filming the crowd. As he climbs up the steps to enter the ring, he runs over to the corner and leaps up to the second rope pointing the camera outward showing the cheering crowd. He smiles before he hops down handing the camera to someone outside taking his shirt off putting on his game face as Christian is ready in the corner leaning back carelessly
Christian and Ryder are standing across the ring from one another, Christian has a smirk on his face as he leans back in the corner. Ryder is hopping up and down ready for the match as Christian steps out of the corner looking at the crowd as he motions towards Ryder as if asking if this is serious.
Cole: This isn’t Beat the Clock, this isn’t for a title but it may just be the most telling match tonight. This is Christians return and he wants to start of right but Ryder is looking to show Teddy he is worthy of the United States championship So both men will do whatever it takes to win this match.
King Christian better start taking Ryder seriously here.
Ryder doesn’t seemed phased as Christian is almost to the point of laughing at him, when Charles Robinson calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Christian looks at Ryder who suddenly tackles him down to his back on the mat and starts hitting him right rights and lefts as the crowd pops.
Cole: Hey what is he doing!
King Zack isn’t wasting any time
Christian manages to shove Ryder off of him and get to his feet but right as he does Ryder is going right back after him, Christian backs up to the ropes and hugs the second rope as Zack Ryder starts to hit him with right and lefts. Robinson counts to four but Ryder doesn’t seem to hear him so Robinson gets in between Ryder and Christian quickly forcing him off of the ropes. He finally stops the assault walking to the middle of the ring for a moment before he quickly starts to go back after him, but as he walks in Christian this a drop toe hold on Ryder dropping him to the second rope. Christian quickly gets up steps both feet on Ryders back gripping the top rope and standing up straight choking Ryder on the second rope, As Christian hears the fourth count he steps down back on the mat before propelling himself over the top rope landing on his feet on the outside. Christian goes for a right hand but Ryder pulls away from the ropes And Christian misses turning around in a circle as he faces back to the ring Ryder has gripped the top rope and jumped over the top rope and catching Christian perfectly as both men lay on the outside while the crowd cheers Ryders high flying move.
Cole: I can’t believe how fast this thing got started
King I don’t think Christian was expecting the fight in Ryder tonight
Zack Ryder gets to his feet and pulls Christian up tossing him into the ring, Ryder takes a moment to catch his own breath before he pulls himself up on the ring apron. Christian stands up grabbing Robinson by the shirt telling him something inaudible, but in the motion he moves him back shoving him slightly to distract him while Ryder steps one foot into the ring Christian kicks the second rope up crotching Ryder. Robinson reprimands Christian for shoving him, not realizing the lowblow Christian just did. Christian acts like he’s sorry before he grabs Ryder by the head pulling him into the ring and twisting him around before dropping down and hitting a neckbreaker. Christian moves to his knees with a smile on his face before he covers Ryder hooking up the far leg.
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King Some people are good at finding openings in a match but Christian is one of those people who creates openings when he needs them, he just managed to slow Ryder down completely in a matter of seconds.
Christian pulls Ryder up to his feet and shoves him to the corner, Christian begins to stomp down on Ryder causing him to slouch slowly down. Robinson is counting Christian out as he keeps stomping away on him, Robinson is trying to pull him off and finally succeeds as Christian turns around slapping his chest as the crowd boos. Christian simply smirks at the reaction he gets before turning around, when Ryder shoots out of the corner and knocks him on his back with a clothesline. The crowd cheers as Christian scrambles back up to his feet and Ryder knocks him down with another clothesline, he once again gets up to his feet this time back up to the ropes to try and not fall over.
Cole: Where in the world did this come from.
King Zack Ryder is showing Christian he’s going to need to do a lot more to stop him.
Ryder grabs his arm and bounces him off the ropes whipping him to the opposing ropes, As Christian comes back Ryder hooks his arm under his going for a hip toss. Christian manages to block it but is hit in the sternum with a straight punch bending him over, Ryder puts his leg over the back of Christians neck. Christian tries to straighten up and Ryder uses the momentum to flip backwards landing on his feet behind Christian, immediately after landing Ryder moves his head under his arm and lifts him up going for a back suplex but over shoots the power used causing Christian to simply flip over his shoulder and land on his feet behind him. Christian wraps his arms around Ryders hips and runs him forward, but in that motion Zack switches position twisting behind him in the middle of running forward wrapping his arms around Christians waist as Christians chest hits the top rope bouncing off of them as Ryder sits back rolling Christian up in the middle of the ring.
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In kicking Ryder off Christian rolls backwards up to his feet, in that motion Christian bounces off the ropes as Zack turns towards him. He catches Christians arm coming in for a clothesline hooking it with his arm moving back to back with Christian before reaching back with his other arm grabbing Christians head over his shoulder and dropping down sitting completely hitting a big neckbreaker on Christian who lands awkwardly. Ryder takes a breath before turning Christian to his back and hooking the far leg.
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Cole: Christian managing to get the shoulder up
King I don’t know how, that was a sickening looking neckbreaker.
Zack pulls him up to his feet when Christian moves his hands off of him and hits him with a loud smack on the side of the head looking like more of a slap than a punch. Ryder backs up to the corner and Christian holds the back of his head still in pain before hooking both of his legs and lifting him up sitting Ryder on the top turnbuckle with his feet resting on the second rope, Christian goes for another right hand but Ryder manges to block it and hits Christian with a right hand of his own sending Christian backwards in pain.
King Christian can’t seem to keep the advantage whenever he gets it.
Ryder stands up straight as Christian turns back around, he jumps off the second rope hitting Christian with a missile dropkicking causing him to land on his back and flip back landing face down on the mat as Ryder quickly crawls over to him pulling him to his back and hooking his legs up.
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Zack Ryder slaps the mat in frustration turning towards the referee making sure it wasn’t three before pulling Christian up to his feet, Ryder whips him into the corner.
Cole: Christian you gotta do something
Zack Ryder charges towards the corner, when Christian moves his legs in between the ropes getting out of the way as ryder hits the turnbuckle. In that moment Christian drops back moving his feet up and hitting the pendulum kick sending Ryder back holding his head as Christian steps back into the ring pushing himself up on the second rope, Ryder turns towards Christian almost mirroring the situation earlier before Christian jumps off spinning slightly in the air and catching Ryder right under the jaw coming down hitting the flash point before quickly going for the cover.
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Christian shakes his head shaking the cobwebs before pulling Ryder by the head lifting him up as he stands himself, Christian pulls Ryder back hooking his head under his arm going for his reverse ddt. Ryder quickly sits before Christian can hit anything pulling him down slightly and in that same moment Zack lifts his leg up kneeing Christian in the head once, he tries to shake it off still holding Ryders head but Christian knees him once more causing him to let go of him.
King Christian is caught off guard here, he didn’t expect Zack to take over the match like he has.
Ryder catches Christian coming in with a knee to the sternum behind him over, hooking his head he moves Christians arm over his own head going to lift him up for a suplex. But Christian moves his leg hooking Ryders blocking the suplex, after blocking it Christian lifts Ryder up turning slightly as he does and dropping him forward sternum first across the top rope. He bounces falling back slightly on the ring apron holding his sternum as he tries to catch his breath, Christian runs over to the ropes bounce off of them as he charges forward jumping in the air not that high up as he hits a low dropkick through the second and bottom ropes hitting Ryder cleanly sending him off the ring apron and to the floor outside. The crowd ooh at the smack Ryder makes on the outside as Christian moves to the corner sitting on the bottom turnbuckle shaking his head around still recovering himself.
Cole: that is the resourceful Christian I know
King you can tell Christian hasn’t fully gotten back into this thing but after that, I don’t think Zack can even recover.
Robinson: 3!
Zack Ryder is still on the ground as he reaches up pulling on the ring skirt trying to get his wits about him, Christian stands up in the ring eyeing where his opponent is.
Robinson: 4!
Ryder starts to pull himself up to his knees his head hanging low seemingly not even hearing the count, Christian starts to bounce a little as if waiting for Ryder to get up to make a move.
Robinson: 5!
Ryder gets up to his feet groggily, Christian motions for Charles to move out of the way. Christian runs across the ring jumping up landing on the second rope. Ryder sees this and suddenly slides into the ring, Christian springboards off the ropes to his left but in that split second notices Ryder has moved and in midair grips the top rope swinging himself over the top rope and to the ring apron managing to land safely. Chrisitan stands on the apron with his back to the ropes moving his head around looking for Zack Ryder, when behind him Ryder pulls his head back hooking his head under his arm reaching across the top rope with the other arm he grips Christians tights. He pulls him up backwards completely flipping him over the top rope and dropping back hitting an inverted reverse suplex, the crowd pops as Christian bounces off the mat up to his knees his head shaking around before he falls to his side laying flat on his back.
Cole: Christian is out!
King what do you call that, some sort of reverse suplex. This is it.
Ryder still dizzy from his fall on the outside crawls over and drapes an arm over Christians body.
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Cole: Kick out, how did Christian pull that off.
King Christian needs to debut strong, but Zack is making everyone know how serious he is about his position here.
Ryder rolls to his back, Christian is still lying on his side after popping his shoulder up. Zack hooks Christians head under his arm, standing up as he struggles to pull up Christian up to his feet, he backs him to the corner grabbing his arm he goes to whip him across the ring but Christian quickly counter sending Zack Ryder into the turnbuckle. Christian holds the back of his head before charging forward, Ryder hooks his arm on the top rope lifting up both his knees up catching Christian in the jaw and chest with both knees. Ryder moves out of the way as Christian falls to the floor sitting in the corner, his head hanging groggily. Ryder steps back into the corner to his left balling his fist as he looks at the audience motioning to join with him.
Zack Ryder/Crowd: Woo! ...Woo! ...Woo!
Zack runs across the ring when Christian moves forward away from the corner right as Ryder moves his foot up going for the Broski boot, his leg going between the ropes as all the momentum he built up sends his body into the turnbuckles bouncing off of the ropes and corner and landing on his back on the mat. Christian has moved across the ring as Ryder curls up on the mat different things in pain at the same time not sure what to clutch. Christian sees the space between them and slouches down his hand gripping the second rope as he uses the other to motion for Ryder to get up a crazed look in his eyes as he waits for Ryder to get up.
Cole: Here we go, Christian is looking for a Spear.
King Zack hit the corner awkwardly, he doesn’t even know what’s going on.
The camera zooms in on Christians face as he almost looks like he is about to foam at the mouth ready to hit his move, Zack is pulling himself up by the ropes having trouble finding his footing. He finally does and he turns around, instantly Christian reacts charging forward going for the spear. Right at the point of impact it clicks in Ryders mind leapfrogging over Christian whose momentum sends him face first on the second rope, the crowd cheers as after Christian hits the turnbuckle he drops to the mat sitting in the corner.
King quick thinking by Zack avoiding the spear
Ryder turns around and he runs to the ropes bouncing off them as he charges towards Christian moving his foot up and hitting the Broski Boot the loud crack causing the crowd to ooh as Christian slouches down farther after the impact. Ryder moves out of the corner and grabs him by the foot dragging his motionless body away from the ropes before dropping down and hooking Christians leg.
Cole: oh, this is all she wrote.
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The crowd reacts loudly, Ryder gets on his knees looking at the referee with three fingers up as Robinson nods his head saying it was two. Zack grabs his hear with both hands dropping back on the mat in complete and utter frustration over Christian kicking out.
King I’ll hand it to Christian, I didn’t think he could kick out of that boot.
Cole: apparently Zack Ryder didn’t and still doesn’t believe he could. We gotta take another look.
*Replay*
As Ryder is contemplating what to do next and Christian lay motionless after the shoulder up, the replay shows the move once more. Showing the boot make contact and Christians head snapping to the side in that moment his body going limp.
*Back to live feed*
Zack Ryder is back on his feet, looking at Christian who is lifting an arm up as if trying to grab something to get up but his whole body still motionless he’s noticeably out of it. Ryder steps back getting some distance as he throws up the L.I sign with his hands motioning for the Rough Ryder, Christian is just now starting to lay his hands on the mat to push off of it. Zack is hopping from one foot to the other not taking his eyes off of Christian as he gets himself worked up to hit what is surely to finish his opponent.
King This whole crowd knows what Zack Ryder is looking for now
Cole: yeah king but he’s wasting time, this isn’t beat the clock but you don’t let someone like Christian catch his breath.
Christian stumbles to the ropes pulling himself up with the help of them as he finds his footing the boot taking more out of him considering he wasn’t prepared for it coming in, Christian turns around stumbling to the middle of the ring as Ryder runs forward leaping in the air. Christian quickly uses Ryders momentum against him ducking slightly as he moves Ryder up in the air higher making Ryder simply leapfrog over him. Ryder lands on his feet, pausing to make sure he doesn’t fall forward and in that moment Christian pulls Ryders head back and hooks it under his arm. Christian looks up at the crowd to make sure they know what’s coming next, when Ryder twist his body around so he’s facing down and in that twist hooking Christians head with his arm in position for a suplex.
King Zack knows Christian so much He’s been able to avoid that move twice now.
Ryder heaves Christian up for a suplex, but Christian slides off his grasp landing behind Ryder and in that instance pulling Ryders head back and hooking it once more this time not taking the chance of wasting time and dropping straight down immediately hitting the move in the middle of the ring. Christian bounces up to his knees in the impact as Ryder lays out cold.
Cole: Oh but third times the charm, Good effort kid but Captain Charisma has a successful debut.
Christian hooks Ryders leg up with a smile on his face, bobbing his head with the count as if it were music.
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The crowd cheers as Christians expression changes immediately, he stands up and looks at Robinson as if telling him he better say it was three.
King Zack Ryder has more fight in him.
Cole: Christian you’re going to have to pull out the big guns.
Christian stomps his foot on the ground, clearly frustrated thinking Ryder after avoiding the move for so long wouldn’t be able to kick out it. As Ryder is starting to sit up, looking dizzy Christian quickly bends over and hooks Ryders arms with his own and pulls him up to his feet. Christian starts to twist himself and Ryder around.
King I think he heard you Michael…
Cole: Killswitch Engage.
Christian turns into the move completely only needing to drop to his back to hit it but Ryder acts fact moving his arms off of his and shoving Christian forward off of him and into the corner, being able to see where he was going quick enough Christian manages to stop himself from hitting the turnbuckle by grabbing the top rope. Ryder goes after him in the corner but Christian simply looks back slightly kicking Ryder coming in right in the sternum causing him to double over in pain, Christian without hesitation hops up on the second rope and springboards off twisting in the air as he floats over Ryder hooking his legs on the way down for the sunset flip. Ryder knowing the move manages to use the momentum to roll out of it and back on his feet quickly as Christian sits exposed, Ryder takes a step forward and throws his foot up going for a boot. Christian manages to move himself to the side slightly to dodge the boot, hooking his arm in between Ryders legs as his boot hits the mat Christian pulls him back for the school boy.
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The way he kicks out causing Chrisitans arm to stay wrapped around his leg, Ryder makes sure its in place as he rolls across Christians body rolling him up with his arm hooked under his arm.
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The way Christians arm was stuck causing him to be near his legs when he kicked out, Christian stands up with both of Ryders legs in hand he flips over letting go of his leg laying his body across Ryders as Ryder wraps his arms around Chrisitans waist
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Ryder plants his feet on the mat and uses all of his strength to push himself up lifting Christian as he does the crowd clapping at the show of straight, once they are both standing up properly Ryder twist around the position hooking his arms under Christians and dropping to his knees bringing Christians shoulders to the mat with a back slide
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Ryder seeing a chance and taking it, catches Christian off guard and leaping up in the air for the Rough Ryder. The suddenness not allowing Ryder to measure right, as he drops down with his leg across Christians chest Ryder suddenly drops neck and chest first on the top rope. Christian hits the mat but the impact of the Rough Ryder not hitting as Ryder hot shots himself accidentely bouncing him off the ropes backwards and landing on the back of his head and shoulders in the middle of the ring rolling face down holding his head as he does. Christian is shaking his head, pulling on the second rope as he looks at Ryder with his eyes wide realizing what almost happened.
King Oh my goodness.
Cole: Ryder went for the Rough Ryder, but he went for it too close to the ropes.
King He didn’t hit it all, Christian might of fallen but he wasn’t effected.
As Ryder struggles to push himself up, the ropes catching him by surprise he now seems like he doesn’t even know where he is. Christian looks at Ryder looking dizzy and something clicks in his head, Ryder manages to get to his feet his mind telling him he needs to get back into this even if he has no idea what just happened. Christian charges forward, taking advantage of the disorientation in Ryders eyes and spearing him with a loud thud in the middle of the ring Ryders whole body snapping upwards in the recoil before laying flat as Christian bounced off the impact to his knees looking around. The crowd on instinct cheering the suddenness of the move not necessarily the man hitting it.
Cole: Spear!
King Zack had no idea where he was, Christian took full advantage of it.
Christian simply collapses over Ryder not even hooking the leg as Robinson drops down
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*Ding Ding Ding*
The bell rings as Christians theme hits the arena
Roberts: Here is your winner, Christian!
Christian pushes himself up to his knees his eyes dazed as he now seems like the dizzy one before he lifts his hands in the air.
Cole: He did it
King Zack Ryder for all intents and purposes beat himself tonight, you could tell he had no idea what hit him with the ropes. Even when Christian had him pinned Ryder in a last ditch effort used the last of his energy to move his legs to the side to try and find a rope but it was right smack in the middle of the ring.
Cole: Christian doesn’t look too hot himself, I’ll hand it to Zack he gave Christian a whole lot more than I think Christian was expecting.
Chrisitian goes to stand up but trips up dropping back down to his knees, he instead drops down and rolls out of the ring.
King Christian just learned not to underestimate anyone, and you can tell even Christian knows just how lucky he was.
Cole: Lucky?
King: Zack Ryder tried to beat Christian quick and in trying so made a mistake. If Christian and Ryder were just one foot nearer to the middle of the ring we’d be hearing Zack Ryders name called. Christian realized that
Christian stumbles up the ramp trying not to fall as he slaps his chest, lifting up both hands before flinching and bringing one back down to his head. Charles Robinson is checking on Ryder, he pulls his hand helping him sit up as Ryder puts his fingers to his eyes trying to stop the arena from spinning.
King: I hope Mr. Theodore Long was watching closely, that man win or lose showed just why he deserves in the United States titles Picture.
RAW then heads to a backstage segment.
After holding onto his title earlier in the evening, Antonio Cesaro and Aksana are engaging in a photoshoot for the new UWF magazine. Both are all smiles and make kissy faces at one another until General Manager Theodore Long walks in, a little uneasy due to the situation.
Theodore Long: Hey playa, and uh...playette. I saw 'ya match earlier and I must say that it was a very close call.
Mister Antonio Cesaro: You think that was a close call? Please Teddy! I could have ended that whenever I wanted to.
Long: Really? Because it looked like if it weren't for Wade Barrett, 'ya wouldn't have that belt right now.
Cesaro: First of all Theodore, it's Mister Barrett to you. And Mister Barrett and I have a working relationship. He looks out for me, I look out for him. I've had Mister Barrett's best interest in mind in the past, he was just returning the favor.
Long: Well playa, I'm here to let 'ya know that this sort of business ain't gonna go down on my show. So to make up for what happened out there tonight, 'ya will be defendin' that European Championship aganist Miz again at Starrcade!
The crowd pops for the title match, but Cesaro doesn't really care.
Long: And this time playa, to make sure nobody gets involved, it's gonna be a Steel Cage Match. Holla!
Long walks off and now Cesaro looks anonoyed. Both he and Aksana mutter something under their breath as Raw heads to commercial.
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Two is always better than one!
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Whoa Oh
*The Crowd immediately boos, almost disappointed that even on a night where Rhodes is not scheduled he is still making his presence known, from behind the curtain Rhodes comes out wearing a suit with a red tie not wasting any time as he makes his way down to the ring*
*Rhodes runs up the steel steps and wipes his feet on the ring apron before he steps in and goes for a microphone. Waiting for a moment before he holds it up as the lights automatically go dark*
Cody Rhodes:
Backlash, what a fitting name as it will mark the very beginning of UWF feeling the "backlash" of Cody Rhodes. For over a year I've been mistreated, lied to, overlooked, and thrown out to pasture. But now that, that all boils over because I needed something that was rooted, Now UWF hit its first PPV and proved it's here to stay and in doing so I will be able to make a target out of it. There is no sense in taking over a dying company, which is why I have laid low in my comeuppance. But now, now it is time for the poison that is my hatred to start spreading in the bloodstream of this company. And it will be a very slow, very methodical uprising, See I am The Number one contender for the United States Championship. In my grasp the title will have the prestige it once was known for, but that won't be the day my vengeance will have been gotten, see in defeating people like a Drew McIntyre, like Anderson, like Ohno, London, and soon Brock Lesnar I am breaking what makes this company. The World title is prestige, but the United States Title is how everyone knows what the future entails. And when I've become United States Champion, you all will see the true hideousness of your future, this mask over what once was dashing is the personification of all you peoples malevolence and once I have that championship you all will realize that it isn't going away.
*The crowd keeps making noise booing loudly as they try to drown out Rhodes rant but Rhodes doesn't seem effected*
You “The audience†and the people in charge try to hide me away, try to forget that the monster under the bed is there, try to ignore the looming danger overhead. Just like your true hatred, you ignore it thinking Out of sight out of mind. But how imbecilic you all are, for that which you are putting off will come to the surface eventually. Just because you ignore me, doesn't mean I am going away. You ignore your hygiene and your looks thinking you couldn't be better, letting that ugliness fester until you are only known for your repugnance. And just like when you look in a mirror, I will fulfill my potential and you all will be staring the grotesqueness in the face. This mask goes away, once I've been vindicated, but your mask will never go away the irony being the mask becomes just as atrocious as the thing you were covering. Tonight I should have been in a beat the clock special, and given the opportunity to not only be U.S Champion but Undisputed Champion but they decided to not even give me air time tonight. But that is going to be changing, with my uprising comes the downfall of the way things have been working around here. So sit well and sleep easy for my main attraction has yet to come, oh but rest assured that it is the very beginning. And it begins with me humbling a machine, see that analogy is so interesting because while a machine can run through most things all it takes is someone who knows how to break it down for it to be stopped. And while Lesnar may have the power I have everything he doesn't, the intellect to turn the million dollar fighting machine into a broken heap of nothingness. Cody Rhodes 6:2-
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Brock Lesnars theme hits the arena and the crowd almost cheer if only for the fact that it shut Rhodes up, Rhodes turns around slowly looking at the entrance way
As the camera switches over to the stage Brock Lesnar appears with the newly won United States championship in his hand.
King: Oh ho boy I think Cody Rhodes has officially been silenced.
Brock Lesnar begins to make his way down to the ring as Rhodes takes a few steps back in the ring almost looking confused. Lesnar leaps up to the ring apron with ease before he he steps in and stares at Rhodes, his music dies down as Rhodes looks around for a moment. Rhodes finally takes few steps towards Brock lifting his microphone up
Cody Rhodes:
who do you think you are interrup-
Rhodes is cut off when Brock Lesnar simply smacks the microphone out of his hand making it go flying out of the ring. The crowd cheer the act as Rhdoes takes a step back, unsure on what to do next. Brock flexes his muscles up for a quick second as if daring Rhodes to do something, Cody takes a deep breath as if he's about to jump at him but suddenly drops down to the floor sliding out of the ring and towards the announcer table looking up at Brock
King: Hey where you going Cody, don't you want to break down the machine.
Cole: Cody Rhodes shouldn't stand for this he isn't dressed to compete and he has his match for the title already.
King: Well I think Brock just taught Cody Rhodes an important lesson.
Rhodes walks around the ring and up the ramp as Brock never takes his eyes away from him
King: Brock isn't one for talking, he's one for beating people in that ring.
As Brock steps out of the ring holding up his title before jumping down to the floor and making his own exit. Both men head to the back and as soon as they do...
The lights suddenly go out. The fans sit anxiously, asking the people next to them what is happening. The arena starts to flash gold and black lights everywhere, with some very known words inside the wrestling world ringing out over the PA system.
1,2, YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING
TICK TOCK, YOUR ABOUT TO STOP LIVING,
TICK TOCK I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ME,
TICK TOCK, BUT THE DAY DON'T HAVE NO MEMORY
I'M COMING.
[video=youtube;yy7fL2QVUGA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yy7fL2QVUGA[/video]
The camera focuses on the stage where a big inflatable tunnel which can now be seen, presumably being inflated while the lights were flashing on and off. The crowd rise to their feet awaiting one certain special superstar as smoke starts to escape the tunnel. The crowd aren't waiting long as the figure of MVP bursts through the flaps. He stops dead, looking around the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. He smiles, even chuckling to himself as he lowers himself to the ground, touching the ground and mumbling to himself as he quickly jumps up, putting his arms out to his side in his signature pose, setting off the pyros behind him.
Roberts: The following is a Beat the Clock special and it is scheduled for one fall, introducing first: From Miami, Florida Montel Vontavious Porter...M...V...P
MVP starts to slowly makes his way down to the ring, ignoring all the fans that is leaning over for high fives while he just holds up his '305' bling bling up to the camera, yelling 'Mr 305' towards the camera. He comes towards the bottom of the ramp, stopping for a second, taking out some gum he was chewing and throws it into the crowd before he takes a little run up and slides into the ring. He doesn't waste anytime getting to his feet, running towards the ropes, bouncing off and doing his signature dance and Ballin taunt at the end.
He holds the pose for a while, smiling cockily as he lowers his arms, pointing at his chest with the fans still giving him a mixed reaction. MVP leans back on the ropes waiting for his opponent.
*STATIC*…MISTERRRRRRRR…*STATIC*
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Mr. Anderson steps out onto the stage with an intense look on his face looking across the ramp seeing his cocky opponent waiting for him, Anderson pauses for a moment He cocks his head to one side and poses for his microphone which falls into his hand. He wastes no time with introductions…
Mr. Anderson: Ladies and Gentleman it is my great pleasure to introduce to you the man who will not only be beating Mr. Porter, but the man who will be beating the clock and going on to become the UWF World heavweight Champion...MISTEEEER....ANDERSON...
Anderson pauses as the crowd echoes "Anderson", he looks around before looking straight down towards the ring
Anderson!
Anderson tosses his mic behind his back as it floats back up and he quickly makes his way down the ramp sliding into the ring staring across the ring to MVP. As a Graphic appears on the tron
Cole: there you see it, the time to beat 9 minutes 19 seconds set by Randy Orton.
*Ding Ding Ding*
The bell rings and both men look at the clock counting down, they both lock up in the center of the ring. MVP brings Anderson in with a side headlock and wrenches it, taking this time to keep an eye on the clock before Anderson backs him into the ropes and sends him off of him. MVP hits the ropes and comes back shoulder blocking Anderson down to his back, MVP turns to his side and hits the ropes as Anderson rolls over to his stomach. MVP hops over him and continues on the ropes, Anderson stands up straight and hooks MVPs arm coming in for a hip toss but MVP blocks in. As Anderson turns to him, MVP simply uses his free hand to hook his head twisting him around and hitting a swinging neckbreaker. MVP doesn’t waste any time and goes for the quick cover
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As Anderson sits up MVP keeps both his arms on either side of his head locking his hands as he keeps a hold on his opponent while he gets to his feet.
King: now that a time has been set, you’re going to see a lot more hurrying up for pins.
Cole: They not only have a running clock but have to worry about setting a better time for the rest.
MVP pulls Anderson up to his feet and Anderson starts to hit him in the sternum causing him to loosen his grip, Anderson runs forward to the ropes bouncing off them but as he comes in MVP catches him wrapping his arm around his neck and cradling his head in a sleeper hold. Anderson reaches out trying to grab anything to help him a s MVP turns him over to face the tron, he sees the clock winding down and suddenly shifts himself to one side wrapping his leg around Andersons and hitting a quick Russian leg sweep before covering him
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King: MVP was going to try a sleeper hold, but holds are not recommended when you got a clock ticking.
MVP roughly pulls Anderson up to his feet and shoves him back into the corner and starts hitting him with right hands, the referee is counting him off and MVP turns his head to tell him to shut up but in that moment Anderson grabs him by the head and side and switches positions sending MVP into the corner. Anderson grips the top rope and starts wailing on MVP, the crowd cheers before MVP does the same move to Anderson switched positions and hitting him with constant right hands.
Cole: I think panic is setting in, these two are so worried about the time they don’t even care anymore and are just hitting each other as hard as they can.
King: That’s the issue, in these matches you have to ignore the clock for as long as possible but if you’re thinking about the clock you’re not thinking about your opponent.
Anderson lifts his arm up blocking a right hand and answers back with a right hand of his own, MVP staggers before going for another but the same happening. MVP takes a step back as Anderson hits him again fighting out of the corner, MVP hits him with a right hand this time not being blocked but Anderson answers right back. Both men exchange right hands now nearer to the middle of the ring, Anderson hits one big right knocking MVP down to the mat. MVP scrambles back up to his feet and Anderson hits him again knocking him down, he gets one once again but this he throws his hands forward thrusting his fingers into the throat of Anderson making him stop his assault. As he holds his throat in pain coughing, MVP steps up jumping up and grabbing his head in midair as he drops to one knee hitting a facebuster that knocks Anderson down to the mat. MVP quickly goes for the cover.
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MVP looks up at the clock before pulling Anderson up and whipping him to the corner, MVP poses for a moment before charging forward and throwing his foot up. Anderson moves out of the way and MVPs leg gets stuck on the top turnbuckle, as he struggles to pull his leg down to the mat Anderson turns him around and lifts him up to the second rope. Anderson hits him with a right hand before climbing up the ropes himself
Cole: Mr. Anderson is looking to end things right here and now.
Anderson tries to wrap MVPs arm around his head as to lift him up in a firemans carry but MVP is fighting him the entire time, Anderson moves his legs outside of the ropes to make sure he is properly on the top rope when MVP starts to elbow him on the side of the skull. He hook his head and moves his arm over his own as he stands up to the top rope pulling Anderson a little bit more, the crowd gets on their feet in anticipation.
King: oh no this doesn’t look good.
MVP heaves Anderson up in the air dropping back and hitting the mat with a loud smack hitting a superplex, in the impact MVP hits the mat with his shoulders and on impact bends awkwardly rolling face down on the mat and laying motionless as Anderson arches his back in pain before he lay flat on his back. The camera pans out as the crowd is clapping their hands, both men motionless in the ring as the time at the corner of the screen ticks away.
Cole: a Massive superplex and did you see how both men landed
King: I don’t think either man is going to be able to get up in time, the impact was on Anderson but MVP landed terribly himself.
After the huge superplex the crowd doesn’t even notice when the referee starts counting both men out, the crowd doesn’t even sing along until the count of five.
5!
MVPs head starts to lift off the mat, looking around to see where he way in the ring. He lays his head back down, clearly in pain as Anderson still lay out on his back.
6!
Cole: if the referee makes it to the count of ten, this match is over.
King: That superplex took so much out of both men and it’s cost them a lot of time here.
7!
MVP finally starts pulling himself across the mat, struggling as he slowly makes his way to Anderson.
8!
MVP Reaches his arm out as far as he can before dropping it across Andersons chest
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MVP puts his hands on his head frustrated that the match isn’t over, he crawls to the ropes and looks at the time seeing just how much time was spent with the superplex, under a minute left he forces himself up to his feet
King: We are at the home stretch here, both men better get something done here and now.
MVP looks down at Anderson and rubs his fingers together signaling the elbow not wasting as much time as he usually does with the move he turns around and hits the ropes. Anderson stands up and catches MVP coming in using his momentum to lift him up on his shoulders, Anderson takes a step back before charging forward dropping down and hitting the move in the center of the ring quickly hooking the leg up.
Cole: Standing Green Bay Plunge
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Anderson slaps the mat but doesn’t waste too much time angry as he lifts MVP up the time really nearing the end, MVP knees Anderson in the sternum and as he doubles over in pain MVP puts his leg over the back of Anderson head.
King: Playmaker here we go
Anderson spins out of it, MVP turns to him trying to catch him off guard with a clothesline but Anderson ducks it catching MVPs arm over his shoulder.
Cole: No! Mic Check!
He turns around with MVP in position to see the clock at 23 seconds, in that moment MVP hits him in the back of the head with an elbow. Anderson drops to one knee not expecting the sudden shot to the back of the head
King: he got caught looking at the clock, I don’t think…
MVP charges forward stepping up on Andersons knee for a split second just to bring his other foot up and smacking Anderson on the side of the skull with the drive by kick. The impact sending Anderson through the ropes and to the outside.
Cole: Drive-By! But Anderson fell to the outside!
MVP smacks the mat the clock at 14, he quickly slides out and pulls Anderson up roughly using every once of strength he has to get him up fast and toss him into the ring. The crowd starting to countdown as Anderson is on his hands and knees in the ring, MVP slides in and seeing Anderson still conscience drapes his leg over the back of his head, holding Andesrons arm and at 5 seconds hits the Playmaker.
King: Playmaker
Cole: Quick cover him
Anderson bounces off the mat and rolls face down on the mat, MVP pulls Anderson back to his back and hooks the leg
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The buzzer sounds and the referee stops cold, waving off to the timekeeper signaling neither man wins, MVP hangs his head low still over Anderson only one second away from beating the clock.
Roberts: Ladies and Gentleman neither man was able to Beat the Clock therefore this match ends in a draw.
Cole: That’s got to be frustrating.
King: Andersons instincts as any wrestlers are to stay on your stomach so you won’t get pinned. That one second of time MVP had to take to pull him back cost him this match.
Cole: And MVPs boot sending Anderson all the way to the outside hurt as well.
MVP is standing up talking to the referee as the referee tries to get out of the ring knowing how angry MVP is, Anderson is pushing himself off the mat not even realizing neither man won this match. MVP looks over at Anderson as he tries to get up, once he gets to his feet MVP charges forward jumping up slightly as he hooks Andersons head with his arm and drops back hitting the 305 in the middle of the ring. The crowd boos in hatred as MVP stands up looking down at Anderson.
Cole: That is just frustration boiling over.
King: There was no need for that.
Cole: He was about to be number one contender
King: Anderson had that same shot and he didn’t get it, you don’t see him attack MVP.
Raw then proceeds to go to another commercial
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Cole: Welcome back to the longest running weekly eposodic show in UWF history. Now it's time to switch gears and witness the return of the one, the only John Cena to action!
Roberts: The following is a Beat The Clock Challenge Match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from West Newbury, Massachussetts, weighing in at 242 pounds; John Cena!
[video=youtube;n8T3BexspUk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8T3BexspUk[/video]
John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena dances out onto the stage, all pumped up as always. John Cena looks into the camera and screams out “Celtics are going all the way, and so is Cenation!†before meeting the end of the stage. John Cena takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena hops and in an incredible sprint, races down the entrance ramp before sliding into the ring. John Cena hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. Cena then takes off his shirt and waits for his opponent.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Hells Kitchen, New York, weighing in at 315 pounds; Bully Ray!
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Bully Ray's theme music "The Beaten Path" starts playing and the fans start to boo him. He wlak out onto the stage with a look of disdain plastered all over his face. He slowly walks down the ramp before throwing up the devil horns and screaming at the top of his lungs. He quickly enters the ring before posing once more and waiting for the match to start.
Cole: There you see it. Nine minutes and nineteen seconds is the time to beat.
9:19 Remaining
The bell rings and Cena and Bully Ray meet in the middle of the ring. Bully talks a little trash, before Cena decks him with a right hand. Ray responds with a right of his own. Cena comes back with another, and then Ray hits one more, then Cena one more time. The last blow knocks Ray back onto the ropes where Cena grabs his arm and throws him off the ropes. Ray is able to reverse Cena’s toss and Cena bounces off the ropes instead and when he comes back at Ray, Bully hits him with a big boot. Cena goes down and Bully looks at the clock before covering…
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Ray gets to his feet and looks at the clock again. He starts stomping on Cena’s back, placing his boots right on the spine of the Chaingang Leader.
Cole: The clock is ticking! Both men need to hustle!
Ray grabs Cena off the mat before punching him in the kidney and lifting him off his feet and bringing him to the mat with a back body drop. Bully looks at the clock once more before covering Cena again…
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7:20 remaining
Ray pulls Cena to a knee, where Cena fights back with elbows to the stomach. One of the elbows double Ray over, and Cena capitalizes by grabbing Ray and hitting him with a Fisherman’s Suplex…
King: Protoplex!
Ray’s body crashes on the mat and Cena rushes to the cover…
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6:30 remaining
Cena gets off Ray before looking at the clock. Cena heads towards the ring apron, and heads to the top turnbuckle.
King: Cena is a little out of his element here.
Cena steadies himself on the top rope as Bully Ray begins to get up. As soon as Ray does, Cena leaps off the top rope, hitting Bully Ray with a leg drop across the back of his neck. Ray’s body crashes to the mat and Cena rushes to a cover…
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Cole: He got him!
Ray kicks out!
Cena looks over at the clock again…
5:15 remaining
Cena is pumped now. He’s ready to go. Bully Ray starts to pull himself up, and when he does Cena comes at him with a clothesline, but Bully is able to duck under, hooking both of Cena’s arms in a full nelson and slamming him to the canvas…
King: Bully Bomb!
Ray lets go of Cena and covers him, hooking both legs…
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4:30 remaining
Bully grabs Cena off the mat before lifting him to his feet and scoop slamming him back down. From there, Ray drops an elbow across Cena’s chest before going for another cover…
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King: Both men desperately trying to beat the clock!
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Cole: He may have Cena!
3..NO! Cena kicks out!
Bully gets to his feet once more, before showing off his monstrous calves to the live arena, which all choose to boo him. He checks the clock out once more, seeing how much time he has to finish Cena off…
3:45 remaining
Cena starts pulling himself up, before Bully rushes him and kicks him square in the stomach. This doubles Cena over and allows Bully to lift Cena onto his shoulder before bringing him down to the mat with a running powerslam. Cena goes spine first onto the canvas and Bully goes for another cover…
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3:00 Remaining
Cole: The clock is ticking, someone needs to hurry up.
Bully stays on the offensive. He grabs Cena and drags him to the center of the ring before dropping his calves across Cena’s throat. Bully then goes for another cover…
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Ray has had enough. He’s starting to get angry. He literally begs Cena to get up, because when Cena does, he’s going to take his head off. John pulls himself to his feet and Bully looks for another clothesline. Cena is able to duck under though, bouncing off the far ropes and hitting Bully Ray with a flying shoulder block…
Cole: This is vintage Cena!
Bully hits the mat, but gets right back up, so Cena charges and hits him with another shoulder block. Bully once again gets to his feet, this time swinging wildly at Cena, only to have him duck and Cena lift Bully Ray off his feet before bringing him back onto the mat with a sitout powerbomb. Cena gets back to his feet, holding his right arm open in the air. Everyone knows what’s coming next, Cena stands over Ray and gives him the “You Can’t See Me†gesture before bouncing off the ropes, dusting off his shoulders and hitting the Five Knuckle Shuffle…
King: You can’t see me, but you can see that!
Cena gets back up and looks at the clock…
1:00 remaining
Cole: Cena needs to move.
Cena is prepared to go for the kill. Bully Ray drags himself to his feet, a little dazed after the five moves of doom, and when he’s up, Cena spins him around and throws him on his shoulders. ..
King: Attitude Adjustment!
Cena has Bully Ray up, but he staggers a little and one of Bully Ray’s feet accidentally hit the referee in the side of the head. Cena is able to power Bully Ray down with the Attitude Adjustment and immediately goes for the cover…
Cole: John! There’s no referee!
Cena realizes that nobody is counting, and he goes to revive the referee…
:30 remaining
John does everything he can do wake the ref up. The fans cheer for Cena, but those cheers soon turn to boos when Randy Orton is seen running down the ramp…
King: What the hell is Orton doing out here?!
Orton sneaks in the ring behind Cena, before quickly turning him and hitting a ring shaking RKO. Orton then kicks Bully Ray out of the ring, so he can not cover Cena before exiting himself. The clock is still ticking and has reached the last few seconds with Cena, Bully Ray, and the referee all down…
Cole: Randy Orton didn’t want Cena beating his time so he took matters into his own hands.
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The clock hits zero and the buzzer sounds.
Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, neither John Cena nor Bully Ray has beaten the clock!
King: That damn Orton just cost Cena!
Randy Orton stands on the outside of the ring, proud of his work. He decides that enough isn’t enough though. So he heads back into the ring, where Cena is now starting to move. Cena is trying to get up, resting on his hands and knees, and Orton sees this as the perfect opportunity…
Cole: No…not again!
Randy Orton starts breathing heavy and runs right at Cena looking for the Punt…
King: Someone has to stop this guy!
Cena sees the Punt coming though and manages to lunge at Orton, hitting him with a stiff clothesline. The impact of the move knocks Orton to the mat and he rolls right back out of the ring. Cena gets to his feet and stands tall in the ring, not taking his eyes off Orton on the outside…
Cole: John Cena may not have beaten the clock, but he got the last word when it comes to….
Cole is cut off when someone comes from out the crowd and enters the ring behind Cena. Cena hears the crowd reaction shift, so he turns around and is mowed down by a vicious Spear…
King: That’s Christian!
Christian then lays the boots to Cena, making sure that he’s down. Orton sees this and makes his way back into the ring. He and Christian exchange a glance before Orton lifts Cena to his feet, allowing Christian to grab his arms from behind and underhook them, before hitting the Killswitch…
King: Can someone explain this!
Cena is face down on the mat, but Orton and Christian aren’t done with him. Orton directs traffic, telling Christian to roll Cena to the arena floor, and Christian does so. Orton goes and grabs a chair from the timekeeper’s area, before unfolding it and setting it up on the floor. Orton then turns his attention back to Cena, who hasn’t moved and picks him off the floor. Orton grabs Cena by the neck and talk trash before running towards the chair and leaving his feet…
Cole: Oh My God!
Orton hits a sick RKO on the steel chair. John Cena is out cold as Orton and Christian look down on him. Both men enter the ring, where Randy Orton asks for a microphone…
Randy Orton: Before Backlash, I told John Cena to stay out of my business. I told him that if he could do that one simple task, I would over look him. But that is not in John Cena's make up. He refuses to listen, and now look at him, he's a broken excuse for a man. Well John, I promise you, it's only going to get worse from here on out, because not only do you have to deal with me John, but you have to deal with the newest member of the New World Order; Christian! John, if you just listened to me, none of this would be happening to you. But now, you have to be the first of many victims. We're taking over John, and it starts with you!
Cole: Christian has joined the N.W.O?
The last thing we see befire Raw heads to the backstage area is Randy Orton and Christian holding up the NWO hand signal together.
After the previous match, the live cameras head backstage to the locker room of the United States Champion; Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar is sitting in silence, thinking about the confrontation he head with Cody Rhodes earlier in the evening. He sits in deep thought, when out of nowhere, a running knee hits Lesnar right in the face. Lesnar goes down to the floor and the camera pans up to reveal his attacker....Cody Rhodes!
Cole: What the hell is Cody Rhodes doing?
Rhodes mounts Lesnar and starts throwing fists to the unprotected skull of Brock Lesnar. Lesnar tries to cover up, but Rhodes has the advantage. Rhodes hits about a dozen punches to the skull of Lesnar before getting off him. Cody grabs Lesnar by the skull and positions him aganist the walkk again. One more time, Rhodes charges at kicks Lesnar in the face. Lesnar's body goes limp...
King: We need help here!
Backstage trainers grab Cody and drag him off Lesnar, trying to get him out the locker room.
King: What a cowardly attack by Cody Rhodes!
As Cody is being dragged out of Lesnar's locer room, you can hear him screaming over and over again...
Cody Rhodes: At Starrcade!!! The monster under the bed will be unleashed!! Cody Rhodes 6:25!!
Raw heads to commercial with trainers checking on Lesnar
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Cole: Welcome back folks. Now it's tome for our final Beat The Clock match. Randy Orton's time has held up so far, and in nine minutes and nineteen seconds, we will find out who will challenge Steve Austin for the Undisputed Championship.
Roberts: The Following match is the final Beat the Clock Special and it is scheduled for one fall.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!
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The crowd let out a sigh of disappointment, barring a selection of fans that have taking a liking to the former Undisputed champion, as Wade Barrett walks out from the back and smirks at the UWF Universe at the top of the ramp, before forcing the jacket off his back and punching the air. a confident smirk fills his face as he makes his way down to the ring ready for to try and get a shot at his former championship
Roberts: Introducing first: From Manchester, England. Weighing in at 250 pounds, Wade Barrett.
Wades enters the ring via the steps on the far side. He waits inside the ring for his entrance theme to be cut and then he waits a further few moments more, affirming his importance, before lifting his hands up with a finger pointing up from each hand.
ONE OF A KIND!
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After a while "One Of a Kind" by Breaking point hits the PA System of the arena as the crowd goes crazy. With the first guitar riff hits, one of the most loved UWF superstars Rob Van Dam appears under the titantron with with a wide smile on his face as the crowd chants his name. Huge ovation for Rob Van Dam, who's making his comeback tonight. RVD goes down the ramp and making his way towards the ring.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Battle Creek Michigan. Weighing in at 229 pounds...
Rob slides into the ring looking at Roberts as he lifts his hands up echoing his announcing
Rob...Van...Dam
RVD quickly moves over to the corner and lifts his fist in the air for the crowd, he hops down as the graphic appears on the tron once more.
Cole: We’ve had three Beat the clock matches and yet the first time set is still the one to beat, nine minutes nineteen seconds, and this is the final one.
King: The best thing about being last is you only have to worry about the time to beat, not worrying about having to set a better time for anyone else.
Cole: You know Randy Orton and to that extent Stone Cold Steve Austin will be watching this match intently because after 9 minutes and 19 seconds or less we will know if its Austin vs. Orton, Austin vs. Barrett, or Austin vs. Rob Van Dam.
King: of course there is still somet things to work out with the former champ, but your right Michael this is it make every second count in the ring because You’re going to need all of them.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Barrett comes charging out of his corner, RVD throws his leg up for a roundhouse kick but Wade ducks it. As RVD turns around Barrett goes for a right hand but RVD ducks it slightly moving his arm up to catch his arm coming in spinning under the arm and in one fluid motion turning himself and Wade around, as they spin RVD seemingly hooks Barretts head for a neckbreaker but simply spins out of it to disorient him. As Wade stands up straight finally RVD spins one last time lifting his leg as he does and catching Barrett right on the side of the head with the outside of his leg, Wade collapses in a heap as the crowd cheers and RVD goes for the cover.
Cole: What!
King: This one is Over already!
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The crowd collectively let out a breath all prepared to jump out of their seat as Rob Van Dam got the three.
King: I don’t know how Wade Barrett got his bearings after that kick, this match is just starting and I think Wade is only a move or two away from losing.
Wades face shows his mind hasn’t recovered from the kick he just received, Rob pulls him up to his feet and starts hitting him with forearm and elbow shots to the head instead of punches like others. Wade stands groggily in the middle of the ring and Rob measures him up before spinning once more going for the kick that knocked him loopy, Barrett this time has the where with all to duck it. As Robs leg floats over Wade, he stops and suddenly spins the opposition direction extending his other leg out and low catching the back of Barretts legs sweeping them from under him and dropping him to his back. In one constant motion Van Dam pauses for only a moment before jumping up spinning in midair and dropping a leg across the chest and neck of Barrett, the crowd pops once more and Rob goes for another cover.
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King: Rob Van Dam isn’t fooling around tonight, he means business.
RVD pulls Barrett up to his feet, he looks up at the clock and in that instant Wade moves Robs hands off of him and turns to his side thrusting his kick to the side and catching him straight in the sternum with a smack that drops RVD to his knees. Wade takes a breather still groggy from the quick work Robs done on him
Cole: That quickly, that fast The Barrett Barrage takes over.
Barrett backs into the corner as he measures Rob up, he charges forward looking for a boot to the side of the head but halfway towards Rob, RVD springs up from his knees to his feet in one moment and jumps up in the air spinning around and catching Barrett coming in with a spinning heel kick to the chest. Barrett stumbles back not falling on his back only because his back hits the turnbuckle first.
King: You want to talk about turning things around quickly
Rob charges forward thrusting his shoulder unto the midsection of Wade, using the momentum to bounce off of him and back before thrusting his shoulder once more. He bounces off of him and as soon as his feet hit the mat, Rob goes backwards hits hands hitting the mat flipping completely before landing on his feet in the middle of the ring. He starts to charge forward once more but in that moment, Wade steps out of the corner kicking his leg up and with a loud sickening smack this Rob square in the head with a boot. The crowd gasp collectively as Wade drops to his knee as Rob lay motionless on the mat.
Cole: Oh good lord
King: I stand corrected, that had to be the sickest boot I’ve ever seen.
Wade falls back covering Rob
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Wade slaps the mat in frustration before he pauses trying to shake the cobwebs from the constant kicks he’s been bombarded with.
*Replay*
King: look at this one more time.
From a different angle you see Barrett catch Rob right in the face with the boot.
Cole: look at how his head snaps back
King: Barrett is smart, you see how some people just throw a boot for the impact. But Barrett follows through with his making sure to drive Robs skull to the mat at the same time.
*Back to Live Feed*
Wade reaches out pulling Rob by the hair to stand him up, Chioda tells him to watch the hair. Wade turns his head and tells him to back off when Rob moves Wades hands off of his head, Rob kicks Wade on the leg with his right leg. Barrett flinches from the smack and Van Dam kicks Barrett with his left leg, Barrett again flinches and Rob hits him with a forearm shot to the jaw and following up with a kick to the ribs. RVD stringing his combinations together hitting Wade anywhere he can before finally reaching the head Rob goes for a roundhouse kick, Wade ducks it and as Rob spins around not finding contact with his skull Wade uses the momentum to lift him up on his shoulders.
Cole: Wasteland, this it it.
Rob kicks his legs off setting the balance, wade can’t hold him and Rob slides behind Wade landing on his feet. Barrett turns around and goes for a kick to the gut but Rob catches his foot with both hands, Rob floats his leg over Wades spinning around in one fluid motion and catching Wade in the jaw with a windmill kick. Wade drops to his back knocked out cold as Rob gets up to his feet looking around at the cheering crowd, he moves across Wades body and grips the top rope jumping up splitting his legs in mid air bouncing off the top rope flipping back and hitting the moonsault.
Cole: Split Legged Moonsault!
King: Thanks for Coming Wade
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Rob holds his side breathing heavily as he looks up at the tron to make sure he has enough time, Wade hasn’t moved since kicking out Rob grabs him by the arm and leg and drags him away from the corner putting him parallel with the ropes. Barrett starts to sit up and RVD kicks him in the chest to lay him back down, he turns around looking at the crowd who stand up in anticipation knowing what Rob is looking for.
King: I didn’t think Wade could kick out of the Split legged moonsault but I’m pretty sure he won’t be able to after Rolling Thunder.
Rob runs forward to the ropes once he touches the ropes he drops forward rolling on the mat, right as he begins his first roll Wade gets up to his feet. Rob gets on his feet ready for the impact roll when he rolls himself right into Wades arms hugging his body and using his momentum to lift his feet off the mat spinning around as much as he can and hitting the Winds of Change. The crowd cheers the look of the move, not Wade Barrett.
Cole: The Winds of Change! Out of nowhere! This is it.
Wade hooks Robs leg up
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Wade grabs Chioda by the shirt telling him it was three but is told to let go or he’s disqualified.
Cole: I can’t believe it…
King: I don’t know how Rob found the way to get out of it, shows what the title shot means to these guys.
Wade quickly reaches down grabbing Rob by the hair and pulling him up moving him to the ropes and putting his head between the top and second ropes pulling him up so his is basically sitting on the second rope. Wade starts to elbow Rob to the side of the jaw before stepping back, he charges forward screaming out as he throws his foot up hitting the boot on the groggy RVD knocking him backwards hitting the ring apron before falling to the floor.
Cole: oh my…
King: I think Wade Barrett just got so irate that Rob didn’t stay down he forgot all about the time.
Wade steps out of the ring, he pulls Robs motionless body up hooking his head under his arm. Wade heaves him up unto the ring apron and rolling him into the ring, Barrett turns around and looks at the clock at the 2:23 mark. Wade doesn’t even pay attention as he rolls into the ring himself, inside the ring Rob had stood himself up running and hitting the opposite ropes. As Wade rolls under the bottom rope, Rob rolls forward to his feet, right as Wade is mid-roll with his back on the mat Rob leaps up in the air flipping forward in the air and catching Wades body with the Rolling Thunder, The crowd jumps in cheering loudly as Rob awkwardly rolls off of Barrett.
Cole: Where did-
King: Rolling Thunder out of nowhere.
Cole: this is it.
Rob covers Barrett.
King: With less than 2 minutes to spare.
The crowd echoes the count
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The crowd yell out wanting Rob to have won it right there, Rob rolls off of Barrett holding his head in disbelief.
Cole: Foot on the rope, the one bad thing about the Rolling thunder is it’s so close to the ropes.
Rob pulls Wades arm, dragging him to the middle of the ring before twisting in the air and hitting another spinning leg drop. Van Dam quickly gets to his feet and over to the corner looking at the audience standing up as he pulls down on the top rope swinging his whole body up in the air landing on the top turnbuckle with both feet, he starts to find his footing on the ropes.
King: Five Star Frog splash coming up
Wade suddenly springs up to his feet running to the ropes to knock Rob off Balance, Wade tackles the top rope but RVD managed to see what he was doing and jumped off the top rope to the middle of the ring landing on his feet before Barrett could crotch him on the turnbuckle. Rob quickly goes after Wade but Barrett catches him coming in moving his head under Robs arm and lifting him up seemingly for a back suplex but dropping his legs on the top rope springboarding him off spinning in the air and dropping him back first across his knee. Rob landing awkwardly as Barrett hooks the far leg
Cole: oh my god he’s broken in half
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The crowd pops as Wade starts hitting the mat
King: how does rob keep doing it.
Barret turns around looking at the Tron seeing 0:58
Cole: I don’t think either man is going to allow the other man to get the title shot. But after everything they’ve been through they can’t have much left.
Wade drags Rob to the middle of the ring pulling him up to his feet and heaving him up on his shoulders, Rob quickly starts elbowing him on the side of the head causing Wade to drop him back to his feet. Wade turns around and goes for a right hand but Rob drops down rolling forward under neat Barretts punch, Rob springs up to his feet gripping the top rope and floating over to land on his feet once again. Barrett quickly turns and knocks Robs foot off the top rope causing him to drop on the turnbuckle, he turns and sees the clock at 0:35 and quickly pulls himself up on the second rope. Rob starts to fight him off kicking at his side, Barrett slumps sitting on the top rope with his feet on the second rope as Rob goes for another kick. Barrett catches Robs foot coming in hooking it with his arm and pulling Rob up on his shoulders, the crowd stand up as Barrett stands up on the second rope with Rob on his shoulders the clock ticking down the 20 second mark.
King: oh my god…
Wade screams out as if roaring to everyone watching before he swings Rob with all his strength over his head snapping his body through the air and landing with a loud and sickening smack on the hard canvas below. Barrett expensing so much energy drops off the ropes and to the mat on his knees the crowd starts chanting “Holy Shit!â€
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Cole: Oh good god Rob Van Dam is broken in half
King: I’ve never heard a more disturbing thud on the ring mat in my life.
Barrett having spent all his energy on hitting Wasteland doesn’t even notice the clock is ticking down the 6 second mark, Wades head hangs down as if his limbs are lifeless but his body is making him move over. Wade drops an arm over Robs seemingly lifeless body
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*The buzzer sounds but only because the time ran out, Chioda signals for the bell the crowd unsure on what happened.
Cole: I almost forgot about the time, Did he do it!?
Chioda is motioning to the timekeeper, Roberts walks over and Chioda tells him the result.
Roberts: Ladies and Gentleman here is your winner…and the Number one contender for the UWF Championship. Wade Barrett
Wades theme hits the arena the crowd not cheering the man but clapping for the effort giving by both.
King: Wade Barrett beats the clock with no, I repeat no seconds to spare.
Cole: it is the referees call, and the way I saw it the three hit just that much faster than the buzzer.
Chioda lifts Barretts motionless arm up, Wade starts to push himself up. Chioda drops down and checks on Rob but Barrett realizing he’s won pulls him up to his feet and tells him to raise his hand, Chioda follows instruction.
Cole: Wade Barrett beats the clock, and now he is looking to get back what was once his.
The trainer slides in to check on Rob who seems to be moving a bit seemingly only shaking up from the move, Barrett steps out of the ring and calls Chioda to come down as well. Barrett taps his wrist telling Chioda to hold his arm up and does so.
King: The Barrett Barrage is back on track.
Raw then heads to its final commercial.
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After the commercial, we head backstage to the locker room of Theodore Long. Long has a solemn look on his face and he quickly begins speaking.
