UWF Tuesday Night Raw May 8th Edition
Tuesday May 8th, 2012
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The pyro to kick off the show explodes throughout the arena as the excited UWF Universe jump to their feet and cheer for the start of the show. The arena is packed to the rafters as many fans have brought along various types of signs. The cameras spin around the UWF arena showing a jammed pack arena, then go down to Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Michael Cole: Welcome everyone to another edition of UWF Tuesday Night Raw. I like always am the voice of UWF; Sir Michael Cole. And to my right is Hall of Famer; Jerry "The King" Lawler. And we are coming to you off the heels of an unbelievable show last week. We saw Chris Jericho become Number One Contender to the Undisputed Championship. Only to be attacked by Barrett's new associate; Antonio Cesaro!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: And tonight, Crhis is going to have an opportunity at revenge as he will go one on one will The European Champion in tonight's Main Event.
Cole: That's not all though. We will see the Undisputed Champion; Wade Barrett in action as he takes on the brash Mr.Anderson.
King: Well, let's get the show started Cole. Justin Roberts, do your thing.
Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota weighing in at 295 pounds, "The Next Big Thing"; Brock Lesnar!
Cole: Well! Here comes the Pain!
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The epic theme music of one Brock Lesnar starts playing and the fans get to their feet and mark out for the return of the beast. He makes his way out onto the ramp before hopping in one place and throwing his arms back. He heads down the ramp, ignoring all the people that cheer him and once he reaches the bottom of the steel ramp, he jumps from the floor to the ring apon, where his trademark pyro goes off. He enters the ring and stares down the entrance ramp as he awaits his opponent.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Death Valley, weighing in at 305 pounds; The Undertaker!
The gong hits and all the heat for The Miz soon turns into a massive pop as the arrival of The phenom is imminent. The stage fills up with smoke and everything turns blue, as flames soon engulf the entrance ramp. Walking next to those flames, is "The Deadman" The Undertaker. Under makes his slow methodical walk down the ramp, never taking his eyes off his opponent for one second. Undertaker eventually reaches the bottom, and makes a sharp left turn heading for the steel steps. He slowly but surely, climbs each step before reaching the top one and raising his arms to the heavens and rolling his eyes in the back of his head, which cues the lighting in his music to play, and the lights to return to normal. From there, he enters the ring, where he removes hsi hat and trench coat, giving it to the ringside tech. The bell soon rings, marking the beginning of the match.
Undertaker throws his fists up in his usual boxing like stance, while Lesnar goes into a defensive stance of his own. ‘Taker is first to go on the attack, closing the gap between himself and Lesnar before throwing rights and lefts to the chest and abdomen of “The Next Big Thingâ€. The blows stagger Lesnar momentarily until he is able to block one and wrap his arms around the Undertaker’s waist and toss him overhead with a belly to belly suplex. ‘Taker soars to the far corner of the ring, and Lesnar goes for the first cover of the match, grinding his elbow into ‘Taker’s face in the process…
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Taker kicks out!
Lesnar quickly jumps right back on ‘Taker and mounts him and starts throwing punches of his own. One after one, connecting with the unprotected skull of Undertaker until Lesnar is somewhat satisfied. Lesnar gets off of ‘Taker and looks at his damage with a smirk on his face, when out of nowhere ‘Taker sits up…
Cole: Oh no!
As soon as ‘Taker sits up, Lesnar takes his boot and drives it right into his face, sending the icon back down to the mat as he goes for another cover…
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Taker powers out!
Lesnar wastes no time jumping right back on Undertaker. He lifts the Deadman to his feet before driving him back first into the nearest corner. Lesnar then takes his shoulder and drives it into the Undertaker’s chest repeatedly, driving the air out of Undertaker’s lungs each time. The referee starts counting Lesnar and tells him to stop before five or be disqualified…
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Lesnar backs up so he is not DQ’d. He stares Undertaker in the eyes, basking in his handiwork when out of nowhere, ‘Taker lunges out of the corner, grabbing Lesnar by the neck and throwing him into the corner in which he was just standing. From there, Undertaker starts striking Lesnar once more, before grabbing him by his arm and whipping him into the opposing corner…
King: You never want to give The Undertaker any opportunity to gain momentum.
Cole: Lesnar will come back. He’s been a champion in everything he’s done; it’s only a matter of time before he’s a champion here too.
Lesnar ends up in the corner, taking a breather, but it doesn’t last as Undertaker charges at him with a running clothesline. The impact of the move stuns Lesnar and he stumbles out of the corner into the arms of Undertaker who lifts him up and places him on his shoulder…
Cole: ‘Taker’s got bad intentions!
Undertaker takes the prone Lesnar and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle...
King: Snake eyes!
Lesnar’s skull bounces off the top pad and he groggily bounces back to the center of the ring where Undertaker is seen running of the ropes and taking the former UFC Champion down with a running big boot. Lesnar hits the mat, and as he does, ‘Taker bounces off the far ropes and drops a leg drop across his throat. It’s now Undertaker’s time to go for a cover…
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Lesnar kicks out!
‘Taker gets to his feet and looks at the people of Cleveland who are cheering him on. He raises his right arm in the air, and the pop gets even louder. ‘Taker patiently waits for Lesnar to get up, and when Lesnar does, he stumbles right into the arm of Undertaker…
Cole: Chokeslam! Oh boy!
‘Taker wraps his arm around Lesnar’s throat and proceeds to lift him high in the air, but as he’s trying to bring Lesnar down with the Chokeslam, Brock is able to wrap his arm around Undertaker’s head and counter with a DDT…
King: What a counter…
The DDT spikes Undertaker’s skull on the mat and Brock goes for another cover…
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Undertaker kicks out!
Lesnar pulls himself to his feet, and looks at the fallen Undertaker. He mouths the words “Stay Down!†to the fallen icon before spreading Undertaker’s legs and driving his fist right into ‘Taker’s gut. You can hear ‘Taker’s agonizing scream as Lesnar dives another right hand, this time into Undertaker’s kidney.
Cole: Let the systematic dissection of The Undertaker begin.
Lesnar continues to drives fists into the body of The Undertaker, who is unable to guard himself. The beating goes on for over a minute, when ‘Taker is able to perform a miracle counter and grab Lesnar by the arm and wrap his legs around Brock’s head, applying his Hell’s Gate Submission Hold!!
King: Hell’s Gate! Hell’s Gate! Lesnar’s going to have to tap!
Cole: That move’s illegal! Undertaker should be disqualified.
‘Taker has the hold fully locked in now, wrenching it even tighter to apply more pressure. Lesnar struggles, but cannot find a way to escape the hold. He throws right hands to the kidney of The Undertaker, trying to get the Deadman to break the hold, but to no avail. Lesnar continues to look for a way out, fighting more and more, but his fight is becoming noticeably less intense as time goes on…
King: Lesnar’s starting to fade.
The referee notices this too, and proceeds to check on Lesnar. He lifts Brock’s arm once, and it falls to the mat…
King: That’s one!
The ref lifts Lesnar’s arm again, and it falls once more…
Cole: That’s two. One more and it’s over.
The referee lifts Lesnar’s arm one more time, and Lesnar stops it from hitting the mat!
Cole: There’s still life in the beast!
There may still be life in Lesnar, but he’ still trapped in the hold. Undertaker is doing everything he can to apply more pressure to the submission, but now that the beast has been awoken; I don’t think he can be stopped. Lesnar comes up with a beautiful counter to the Hell’s Gate submission. He uses his unbelievable upper body strength to lift Undertaker off the mat and bring him back down with a Powerbomb. The force in which Undertaker hits the mat causes him to let go of the submission, but Brock doesn’t let go of the Undertaker. He picks ‘Taker right back up and drives him to the mat again with another Powerbomb. To complete the trifecta, Lesnar lifts ‘Taker once more only to drive him down again…
Cole: A display of scary strength from Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar gets back to his feet, and shakes off the effects of Hell’s Gate. A little blood can be seen dripping from Lesnar’s mouth due to the submission hold. This only enrages the beast, and now he’s even more intense than before. He grabs The Undertaker off the mat and lifts him to his feet before throwing him onto his shoulders. The fans boo as they know what’s coming next…
King: This isn’t good for the Undertaker!
Lesnar screams and tosses ‘Taker off of his shoulders for a sickening F-5. ‘Taker’s body hits the mat with a sickening force and Lesnar goes for the cover and the presumed win…
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Lesnar lifts ‘Taker off the mat!
King: Come it’s over! What are you going to do now?!
Lesnar grabs ‘Taker and picks him up again before placing him on his shoulders once more…
Cole: Ok, this may be too much!
Lesnar tosses The Undertaker one more time, hitting him with another F-5. This one had more force than the previous and it leaves ‘Taker motionless on the mat as Brock stands over him.
King: Just pin him! You’ve got him beat!
Lesnar has a sick smile on his face, and he holds up one finger, saying he’s going to do it one more time. But before Lesnar can, the bell rings three times and the referee gets in front of him...
Roberts: Here is your winner via referee stoppage; Brock Lesnar!
The fans boo as Brock Lesnar’s music starts playing. He looks down at the fallen Undertaker with a look of disgust on his face. The referee prevents any more damage by making sure Brock leaves the ring. Brock does indeed leave and he slowly makes his way up the ramp, never taking his eyes off the carnage he just inflicted. This is where RAW heads to commercial.
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#Sexy
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As we return from a commercial brake we can see Austin Aries. We can Austin Aries sitting in the arena alone. That signifies that this clip was recorded before the show. Aries is sitting on a seat, driking tea. He seems to be happy. Aries waves to the camera and puts on a even a bigger smile he had on before as he begins to talk.
Austin Aries
Ehm, welcome to Tuesday Night RAW. For those of you who are less inteligent,
this is not going on live. It'd cause a little mish-mash if I'd want all the fans to go away from the arena in the middle of the show sa I can shoot a little promo. That's not the way I do things. Sure, when I want something, I get it no-matter what but I'm an ignorant prick. I was given a little promo time to talk about everything that was going on around me for the past few weeks. I don't want this promo to be filled with anger. Anger destroys our minds and our ability to think wisely. Lets cut to the chase...*Aries drinks his tea and continues.* Since I signed the deal with UWF was being one of the most popular superstar in this company. I was popular but I wasn't successfull. I came to UWF to be successfull. Being the good guy was getting me nowhere. Then, when I finally realized that some of fans don't care about me. I had a huge fan base but non of them really liked Austin Aries the human. They didn't see my true self. When they thought I turned into a villian I only presented my true self to them. Those real fans of Austin Aries staid fans of Austin Aries. Those fake ones rather went and they became CM Punk fans. It's easy to be a fan of a guy who has done it all and won it all in UWF but being a fan of a guy who steps into the company, has a name all around the world and he tries to make himself a name in UWF as well is totally different. Those fans grow as I grow. Those fans raise themselves to higher levels and who knows, maybe, one day they'll raise to an A Double Level. That's what's being Austin Aries fan is all about, going higher and higher.
After a month or two I had to take a little brake. My fans were starting to miss me so I came back. I came back and they were happy that someone who has something special to offer finally appeared. So I had fans, popularity but no success. I was given oppurtunity after oppurtunity and as much as I hate to admit it, I kept failing and failing. Then, the management stopped booking to show up for the show. That set up. I decided to start to take over this company and a month from that point...BANG! I went on to Wrestlemania and I won the first ever Money in The Bank Ladder match. Now I have fans, popularity, success, money and a future title match that I get a chance to choose. I did all of this in two months. TWO MONTHS. I was successfull everywhere I wrestled. Ring of Honor, TNA, CWF and now UWF. I'm one of the most dangerous men in this company. Nobody knows when, where and how I'm going to strike. With a STRIKE I mean "cash in my money in the bank briefcase". Every champions' title here in UWF is on jeoparty. After a long time, they finally know what fear is. I bring fear in their minds. I bring fear in their mind when I walk through the back in my gear with my money in the bank briefcase in my hands. I see champions hiding in the shadows of arenas. I see champion hiding with fear. They fear they could loose their title any time, any place. So now at this moment I am popular, successfull, rich, talented, dangerous and dreaded. I have everything but then here he comes. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. At the begining of my "promo" I said that anger destroys our ability to think wisely. I knew what I was saying. Two weeks ago I lost to Steve Austin and Steve Austin gave me a beer shower and he started a war. At moment the only thing that was running through my mind was how I'm going to destroy Stone Colds' dreams. A week ago I ran down to the ringside and I knocked Steve Austin out, costing him a chance to fight for the Undisputed Title. Everything I did, I did with anger in my head, in my mind. The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is, get at him as soon as you can, strike him as hard as you can and keep moving on. I planned do to exactly that when I attacked him but Teddy Long needed to book me in a match against Steve Austin, Teddy Long needed to make me put my briefcase on the line. The questin is...am I gonna be able to show up at Backlash and retain my briefcase?
THINK PEOPLE, THINK! DON'T GET WHAT I SAID WRONG. THINK, JUST THINK...
The cameras now cut back to King and Cole live at ringside.
Cole: Very powerful words from Austin Aries. We'll see if he can back them up aganist Austin Aries a little later. But now, you're all going to be in for a treat.
Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring; the team of Paul London and Kassius Ohno.
Cole: Jobber entrance for London and Ohno.
Roberts: And their opponent, first, from Marietta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, Cody Rhodes!
Whoa Oh!
"Only One Can Judge' starts playing and the fans boo as Cody Rhodes enters the arena to his slow, methodical theme music. He first makes his presence known on the stage, with his back to the cameras, but soon turns around, keeping his hood over his face, not wanting anyway to see his "scars". The whole way down the ramp, he keeps the hood on, and when the cameras try to get close, he pushes them away. He eventually makes it to the ring, where he still hides himself from everyone. The time has come for the match to start though, and Cody reluctantly gives up his jacket, revealing his masked face to the masses. The bells rings three times and the match is set to begin.
Roberts: And his tag team partner, from Scotland, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is "The Chosen One"; Drew McIntyre!
What's That Metronome I Hear? Perhaps the End is Drawing Near! You never hear the shot that takes you down!
"Broken Dreams" starts playing and the fans begin to boo heavily. Out walks Drew McIntyre from the back, wearing his ring trunks and his hair tied in a ponytail. He walks down the ramp with purpose, never taking his eyes off his opponent. He soon enters the ring, heading towards the turnbuckle and climbing, all the while the fans continue to boo him. He hops down and waits for the match to start.
The match starts with Rhodes and London meeting in the middle of the ring. Rhodes strikes first, taking London to the mat with a swift dropkick. The move takes London to the mat rather quickly, but Paul bounces right back up and runs right into a scoop slam from Rhodes…
Cole: Rhodes coming right out the gate here.
Rhodes holds London in place on the mat before leaving his feet and dropping a knee across London’s throat. Cody drops to the mat and covers London, hooking the leg…
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London rolls a shoulder.
Rhodes gets back to his feet, and drag London to his by his hair. Cody proceeds to throw London into his corner, where he tags in his partner; Drew McIntyre..
Cole: Here comes the Chosen One.
McIntyre enters the ring, and both he and Rhodes begin to work London over. Both members of “The Dashing Ones†lay their boots into London’s chest, with the referee counting, telling Rhodes he has to get out of the ring…
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Rhodes finally leaves, not wanting to be disqualified. The damage may have been down however, as London is seating in the corner, bruised and beaten. McIntyre does not let up though, he puts some distance between London and himself before running at his seated opponent and driving his knee right into London’s face.
King: Paul London just can’t get going tonight.
Cole: Maybe he doesn’t deserve a UWF contract.
McIntyre pulls London out of the corner and covers him, hooking both legs…
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London rolls a shoulder again.
McIntyre is having fun. He lifts London to his feet, and throws London’s arm over his shoulder, lifting his opponent in a vertical suplex like position. McIntyre then quickly snaps the suplex, taking London right back down to the mat. McIntyre gets back to his feet, before dropping an elbow across London’s throat and pinning him once more…
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London kicks out, but not quite as emphatic as before.
King: It seems like only a matter of time before Paul London is worn down.
McIntyre grabs London, before picking him up and Irish Whipping him into the nearest corner. McIntyre soon follows with a running avalanche, driving the air of out London’s lungs. McIntyre doesn’t let up though. He uses his upper body strength to force London up to the top rope. Drew soon follows suit, going to the top and throwing London’s arm over his shoulder before hoisting him back to the mat with a top rope Superplex. London screams in pain as his back crashes on the mat. McIntyre crawls to another cover…
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London barely kicks out!
Cole: Paul London really needs to make a tag. He’s taken quite the beating.
McIntyre gets to his feet, before dragging London back towards his corner. McIntyre tags Rhodes back in, before the duo lifts London back to his feet and toss him to the ropes. London bounces off and comes back at “The Dashing Onesâ€, who are ready for him and take him down with a double hip toss. McIntyre leaves the ring and Rhodes goes for another cover…
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Rhodes pulls London up!
King: Was that necessary?
The referee asks Rhodes what he’s doing, and Rhodes responds with “I’m hurting himâ€. Cody pulls London back to his feet, before grabbing him by the waist and lifting him up in position for the Alabama Slam. Rhodes does indeed bring London down to the mat with the vicious move and London’s neck snaps back. Rhodes drops to the mat and covers London…
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London barely kicks out!
Rhodes gets back up and looks towards McIntyre. Rhodes goes to his corner, where the duo has a brief conversation. Rhodes tags McIntyre back in, and Drew goes and picks London off the mat…
Cole: I’m starting to think these guys don’t just want to win, they want to hurt Pau London. This may be the last we see of Paul London in UWF.
McIntyre has now picked London off the mat and Rhodes tells him to move out of the way. Rhodes runs towards the near ropes and springboards off them, turning in mid-air and kicking London straight in the face…
King: Disaster Kick!
After the Disaster Kick, London falls right into the arms of the waiting Drew McIntyre. Drew grabs both of London’s arms, before placing Paul’s head between his legs and brining him to the mat with a vicious Future Shock DDT…
Cole: And a Future Shock DDT to finish it off.
London’s head crashes on the mat and McIntyre rolls him over, going for the win…
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Roberts: Here are your winners; Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre!
“Broken Dreams†starts playing and McIntyre gets off the broken body of Paul London. Both Drew and Cody have their arms raised and head to the outside of the ring and up the ramp before leaving the ringside are all together. It's time for RAW to head to another commercial.
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UWF Backlash! 12 days away!
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After we return from commercial, we cut backstage to Josh Matthews.
Josh: Ladies and Gentleman I’m joined once again by Mr. Ander-
Anderson bursts into view
Anderson: Look Josh *chews gum* I just want to say sorry last week for, y’know, blowin’ you off there. You didn’t deserve and I just took my ass right down to that ring and didn’t let you do your job so I’m back this week. Ask away.
Josh: Er thanks. So, Mr. Ander-
Anderson: Y’know I just felt real bad because I had that huge match against the former champ CM Punk last week…which I won and my mind was a bit all over the place. You ever get that? You probably don’t. I just had a lot of excess energy and I needed to get out there and speak to the assholes and the assholes at home and to the assholes illegally downloading the show a couple of days later because it’s not on at a convenient time and yada yada yada. Tonight Josh! I’m all yours.
Josh: Thanks again. Now, you’ve got a big match tonight against-
Anderson: I mean did you want some signed stuff for your kids maybe? I know it doesn’t seem like a lot but it’s the best I can do on short notice because I know you love what you do and you do a great job and I just feel like I totally undermined you last week and left you without probably the best interview of your career. If there’s anything I can do, anything…wait! I know, I’ll dedicate my match tonight to you Josh Matthews, the official interviewer of the next Undisputed Asshole Champion of the WORLDDDDDDDDD…MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….ANDERSONNN!
Anderson goes off screen and Josh shrugs.
Josh: I guess back to you guys-
Anderson bursts back into view and into the face of Josh.
Anderson: ANNNN-DERRRR-SONNNN!
Anderson grins widely before exiting.
King: That's Ken Anderson for you. But tonight he's going to have a huge challenge when he faces the Undisputed Champion. But that's a little later.
Roberts: The following is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tampa, Florida; Ted DiBiase!
I Come From Money!
"I Come From Money" starts playing the fans start booing the second generation superstar that comes from behind the curtain. DiBiase stands on the stage, arms outstretched, telling them all to be jealous of his wealth and success. He dusts his abs off, before heading down the ramp to a chorus of boos. He soon enters the ring and waits for his opponent.
Woo, Woo, Woo! You Know It!
Roberts: And his opponent, from the LI, "Long Island Iced Z"; Zack Ryder!
"WOO WOO WOO! You Know It!" Blast out from the speakers followed by Zacks "Oh Radio" Theme. The crowd gives a nice reaction to the "Long Island Iced Z" Zack bounds out from the back, all smiles. He has on his normal merchandise. He yells out some words which can't be heard over the noise of the crowd, and continues down to the ring. He stops towards the end of the ramp and panders to his fans some. Pointed out to many of his loyal "Broskis."
He makes his way to the ring, slapping a few hands along the way before entering the ring and preparing for his match.
The bell rings and DiBiase comes right at Ryder with a clothesline. Zack is able to duck under and when DiBiase turns around, Ryder decks him with a right hand. Ted falls to the mat simply from sheer shock of Ryder’s actions. Ted gets back up and Ryder jumps on him, grabbing him by the arm and tossing him off the ropes. And when Ted comes back, Ryder lowers his shoulder and sends Ted flying with a Back Body Drop…
Cole: Look at the elevation!
DiBiase flies in the air momentarily before crashing to the mat where Ryder rushes to the first cover of the night….
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DiBiase kicks out.
Ryder gets off of DiBiase and starts laying boots to the chest of the Prodigal Son. As Ryder lays the boots on him, DiBiase is able to shove him off from his knee. This give DiBiase the space needed to charge at Ryder and take him to the mat with a clothesline. Ryder’s neck snaps back and DiBiase goes for a cover…
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Ryder kicks out!
King: What impact from that clothesline.
DiBiase gets off Ryder and heads to the closest turnbuckle, he leaves his feet and heads to the second rope. From there, he gestures and jumps off, before dropping an elbow across Ryder’s throat. DiBiase goes for yet another cover…
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Ryder kicks out again.
DiBiase gets back to his feet, and looks to end things. He positions himself behind Ryder, looking for apply his father’s famous submission hold. Ryder does eventually get to his feet, where DiBiase attempts to apply the Million Dollar Dream…
Cole: We all know what this leads to!
DiBiase gets the hold locked in, only to have Ryder drop to a knee and roll through, sending DiBiase flying and breaking the hold. Ted gets back to his feet and charges at Ryder, who is able to counter and bring Ted to the mat with a Powerslam. Ryder hooks the leg and covers Ted…
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King: He’s got him!
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Ryder kicks out!
Ryder gets to his feet and his fans are cheering him on. He eyes DiBiase who has pulled himself into a seated position in the corner. Ryder makes his fist with his hand before pumping and chanting along with the crowd “Woo Woo Woo†and running at DiBiase and kicking him square in the face…
Cole: Broski Boot!
Ryder drags DiBiase out of the corner and goes for a cover…
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DiBiase kicks out!
Ryder gets up and starts getting pumped up. He’s jumping in place in the ring, throwing up the “LI†sign with his hands. DiBiase pulls himself up using the ropes and when he gets to his feet and turns around, Ryder comes at him looking for the Rough Ryder Leg Lariat…
King: Rough Ryder!
DiBiase is able to counter though, by grabbing Ryder by the chest when he goes for the lariat and throwing him throat first on the top rope…
Cole: What a counter by DiBiase!
The force of the move leaves Ryder vulnerable to DiBiase spinning him around and taking him down with a Double A like Spinebuster. Ryder goes spine first onto the mat and DiBiase covers, hooking the leg…
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Ryder kicks out!
DiBiase gets back to his feet, and is once again ready to end this. Ryder has trouble pulling himself up, but once he does, Ted DiBiase waits for him to turn around, and charges looking for another clothesline…
Cole: Here we go again.
But Ryder sees this coming and ducks under once more. He bounces of the far ropes and comes back at DiBiase, jumping in the air and brining his leg down across DiBiase’s throat, hitting the Rough Ryder Leg Lariat. The crowd pops at Ryder goes for a cover and hooks the leg…
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Roberts: Here is your winner; Zack Ryder!
“Oh Radio†starts playing once more and Ryder gets to his feet and the referee raises his hand. The fans cheer him on as he once again chants “Woo Woo Woo, You know It†over and over again. The cheers turn to boos when out of nowhere, Brock Lesnar comes running down the entrance ramp and enters the ring under the bottom rope. He takes Ryder down almost immediately with a clothesline…
Cole: What the hell is Lesnar doing out here?!
King: After what he did to The Undertaker earlier, it’s safe to say Brock Lesnar is a very dangerous man.
Lesnar proceeds to pick Ryder up off the mat and throw him onto his shoulders…
King: Not again!
Brock then throws Ryder off, taking him to the mat with an F-5.The ring shakes as Lesnar hits the move and quickly gets back to his feet…
Cole: What’s the meaning of this?
Lesnar then turns his attention to DiBiase who is just now getting up. Sadly for DiBiase, as soon as he turns around, he winds up on Lesnar’s shoulders and is soon brought down with an F-5 of his own. Lesnar stands tall and looks at the carnage, before demanding a microphone from ringside. He is handed the mic and stands tall over the broken DiBiase and says five simple words…
Brock Lesnar: I’ll see you at Backlash!
Lesnar throws the mic down and leaves the ring as RAW heads to another commercial.
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Your weekly dose of AJ
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Cole: Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen. Now it's tme to see our Undisputed Champion in action aganist that loudmouth Ken Anderson. I hope Anderson gets what he deserves.
King: Last week, Ken Anderson beat former Champion CM Punk. If he can beat the current Champion this week, you have to figre he'll earn himself a title shot somewhere down the line.
Roberts: The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall....
*STATIC*…MISTERRRRRRRR…*STATIC*
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Anderson’s music hits to a decent reception and he comes out onto stage, in ring gear, ready to send a message to the locker room. At the top of the ramp he calls for his microphone in typical fashion and the lights go down. A spotlight rests on him as he waits for a calm to come across the arena.
Anderson: Are the any assholes in the building?
Pop from the crowd.
From Green Bay, Wisconsin; Go Packers! I weigh in at a very lean, very mean, very ass kicking 243 pounds! My name…is MISTERRRRRRR
ANDERSONNNNNN! *pause* Anderson….
Anderson throws the mic in the sky where it retracts and he heads down to the ring, never taking his eye off his opponent. The fans pop as Anderson high steps into the ring before heading to a corner and posing for his loyal assholes. From there, he waits for the bell and match to start.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Manchester, England, he is the reigning UWF Undisputed Champion; Wade Barrett!
"I Don't Care What You Think of Me"
The crowd let out a sigh of disappointment, barring a selection of fans that have taking a liking to the former United States champion, as Wade Barrett walks out from the back and smirks at the UWF Universe at the top of the ramp, before forcing the jacket off his back and punching the air. His grin can't be removed as he walks down the ramp with The Undisputed Championship around his waist. He soon enters the ring and waits for the bell to ring. It soon does, and the match begins.
Barrett and Anderson meet in the middle of the ring. Both men take trash to one another, before Barrett hits Anderson with a quick right hand. Anderson goes down, and Barrett jumps on him, mounting him and throwing punches to his face. Rights and lefts to Anderson’s unprotected face
continue to rain down, until Anderson manages to push Barrett off…
Cole: Anderson is lucky he was able to get Barrett off. That could have ended badly.
Both Anderson and Barrett are on their feet and Barrett looks for a short arm clothesline, only to have Anderson duck under and double Barrett over with a kick to the gut before taking him down with a swinging neck breaker. Barrett goes down and Anderson goes for the first cover of the match…
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Barrett kicks out!
Anderson gets to his feet right before Barrett gets to his. Anderson charges and takes Barrett down with a clothesline. Barrett hits the mat, only to bounce right back and eat a back elbow from Anderson. Barrett hits the mat again, and this time Anderson drops an elbow across Barrett’s chest. Anderson now goes for the pin…
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Barrett kicks out!
King: Ken Anderson has been all over the Champ.
Anderson gets off the Champ and waits for him to get to his. Barrett does, and Anderson charges in blindly. As Anderson comes in, Barrett is able to catch him and hit him with a swinging side slam…
Cole: Winds of Change Side Slam!
Barrett takes Anderson down before hooking the leg and going for the cover…
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Anderson kicks out!
King: Brilliant counter by Barrett.
Cole: He’s the Undisputed Champion for a reason.
Barrett picks Anderson up off the canvas before tossing him to the turnbuckle. He then whips Anderson out of the corner towards the opposing one, only to have Anderson counter, sending Barrett there instead. Anderson follows suit, hitting Barrett with a running clothesline in the corner. Barrett stumbles out of the corner, and into the arms of Ken Anderson, who lifts him off his feet and hits him with a sidewalk slam of his own. Anderson hooks the far leg and covers Barrett…
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Barrett kicks out!
King: Anderson is really showing what he’s got.
Barrett lies on the ground for a second as Anderson gets to his feet and heads to the top. He reaches the pinnacle and measures the distance between himself and Barrett, before jumping off, looking for the Kenton Bomb...
Cole: Here comes Anderson!
But as Anderson performs the high-risk maneuver, Barrett is able to get his knees up and drive them into Anderson’s spine. Anderson rolls around the ring as Barrett is able to get to his feet and go right after Ken. Barrett gets up, and grabs Anderson, lifting him to his feet before bringing him back to the mat with a Spinebuster. Anderson’s injured back hits the mat and Barrett goes for a cover…1
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Anderson kicks out!
King: Close call!
Barrett gets to his feet, and lets everyone know that it’s over. He raises his right hand in the air, signifying that Wasteland is coming.
Cole: The end may be near.
Barrett lifts Anderson off the mat before placing him onto his shoulders. Wasteland is coming. But Anderson is able to block by throwing elbows into the side of Barrett’s skull, causing Barrett to drop Anderson. Anderson lands on his feet and now it is his turn to capitalize. He now lifts Barrett onto his shoulders before bringing him to the canvas the Steamroller. Anderson rolls on top of Barrett and hooks the far leg…
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Cole: Kick out Wade!
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Barrett kicks out!
Anderson stays right on Barrett. He drops a leg across Barrett’s throat really quick, making sure the Champion stays down. Anderson then drags Barrett towards the closest turnbuckle before placing him in the perfect position. Anderson proceeds to climb to the turnbuckle again, and this time, he wastes no time, jumping off and hitting a beautiful Kenton Bomb on Barrett…
King: Anderson hit it! Pin him!
Anderson crawls backwards and hooks Barrett’s leg…
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Barrett gets his foot on the rope!
Anderson has a look of disappointment on his face. He quickly wipes it away and replaces it with a look of determination. He gets to his feet and raises his arm, begging Barrett to get up. Wade struggles to get to his feet, but has to use the ropes to finally make it. Once he does, Ken quickly spins him around and places his arm under his shoulder, taking Barrett down with the Mic Check…
King: Mic Check! Ken Anderson is going to beat The Undisputed Champion!
Anderson turns Barrett over and hooks the leg..
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Cole: He’s actually going to do it!
3…No! Someone pulled the referee out of the ring. The camera shows that it was Antonio Cesaro that performed the act. Cesaro punches the square in the face, sending him to the mat. Cesaro heads to ringside and grabs a steel chair from the timekeeper…
King: Not again, we saw this last week!
Cesaro has hold of the chair and enters the ring, unbeknownst to Anderson who is laying the boots to Barrett. Anderson turns around, and takes a steel chair to the face from Cesaro…
Cole: Oh god, steel on flesh!
Cesaro takes the chair to the body of Anderson, similar to the attack on Chris Jericho last week. Anderson has been busted open after that shot to the face. Barrett is back now, and he directs traffic. He has Cesaro lift Anderson off the mat, before places him on his shoulders and brings him down with Wasteland.
King: God! Wasteland, that’s enough!
Barrett and Cesaro feel as though they’ve done enough damage for now, and prepare to leave. The last thing we see before RAW heads to commercial is the European Revolution standing all in the ring.
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Did I mention that Backlash is in 12 days?
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The scene opens on Stone Cold standing backstage against a wall with his arms crossed and his gaze fixated offscreen
Stone Cold: The Money in the Bank match, something that has eluded me my entire career, leaving the guaranteed title shot contained inside out of my possession. But just like the diligent cheetah eventually catches its prey, I have finally earned my shot at that briefcase. And I don't even have to manipulate ladders to do it, I just have to repeat history and do something I have already done once for a second time, defeat Austin Aries. Son, you are stepping back into the ring with the certified greatest, most volatile, dangerous son of a bitch to ever come down professional wrestling's pike and this time you have a lot more at stake. You are still flinching from the damage done, and you don't want to come back for more but against your will, bleeding wound and all, you're being lowered back into the shark den where I am waiting for the next course. At Backlash I will take what is left of your humility, I will take what is left of your pride, and I will take your briefcase. And that's the bottom line.
The scene soon cuts to black.
After the previous commercial, we come back to the image of Ken Anderon going off in the back. He's just been stitched and cleaned up, but he's irate.
Ken Anderson: I'm gonna kill him. Oh, I'm gonna kill him. Did you just see that? I had the Undisputed Freakin' Champion beat in the middle of the ring, 'til his little boyfriend decides to get involved in my business.
RAW General Manager Theodore Long walks into the shot.
Theodore Long: Ken playa, I need 'ya to calm down.
Anderson: Make the match Teddy!
Long: Ken, I don't think 'ya in any shape to be wrestlin'
Anderson: I said Make The Match!!!
Long: Ok fine. At Backlash, it'll be Mr. Anderson vs Antonio Cesaro!
The crowd pops for the Pay-Per-View announement
Anderson: Good. And listen to me Teddy. I don't want his title. I want to hurt him. So do me a favor, make the match, No...Holds...Barred!
Long takes a deep breath before looking into Anderson's eyes and seeing the fire.
Long: Ok playa. 'Ya got it.
Anderson smiles and walks out satisfied, having gotten what he wanted. We head back ringside.
Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Hollywood, Florida; Dolph Ziggler!
"I'm Here To Show The World ..."
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"Here To Show The World" by Downstait hits the PA system of the arena, which means it's time for "Show Off" Dolph Ziggler. Dolph appears on the stage, where he stands, looks at both sides of the arena, slides his hair back and then throw his arms in the air, while the crowd is booing heavily. After that Dolph continues his way to the ring and on his way he's showing off a bit, taunting the crowd.
Ziggler jumps on the apron and enters the ring, then he climbs the turnbuckle and screams. Dolph jumps down and waits for his opponent to arrive.
Roberts: And his opponent, coming to the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 210 pounds, "Double A" Austin Aries!
The theme music of Austin Aries begins to play, and out walks "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" wearing a pink boa and his wrestling trunks. He cockily walks to the ring, his Money in The Bank briefcase in his hand, showing off for the booing people. Aries heads to the ring rather quickly, before hopping on the apron and leaping over the top rope and into the ring, showing off his athleticism. He hands off his briefcase and waits patiently for the bell to ring.
Aries and Ziggler lock up, and Aries quickly takes Ziggler to the mat with an arm drag. This doesn’t keep Dolph down for long though as he quickly gets to his feet, only to eat a dropkick to the face from Aries. Ziggler goes back to the mat and Aries goes for the first cover of the match…
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Dolph kicks out!
Aries stays right on the offensive, holding Ziggler in place on the mat before leaving his feet and brining both legs down across Ziegler’s throat. Dolph grabs his throat almost immediately as Aries heads to the outside ring apron. Ziggler lies on the mat, as Aries propels himself from the apron back into the ring, looking for a heel-o. But as Aries is coming back in, Ziggler is able to get both knees up and drive them right into Aries’ spine. The counter stuns Austin, and Ziggler crawls to a cover…
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Aries kicks out!
Cole: What action to start this match.
Dolph Ziggler is able to get to his feet, just as Aries is getting to his. Ziggler comes right at Aries, taking him down with a decapitating clothesline, only to have Aries get right to his feet and be taken down with another from Ziggler. Aries gets up once more, and this time he’s met with a kick to the stomach, which doubles Aries over and gives Ziggler the chance to jump high in the air, bringing one of his legs down across the neck of Aries for a Fame Asser. Aries hits the mat, and Ziggler rolls him over for a cover…
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Aries kicks out!
Cole: Neither man giving an inch at the beginning of this contest.
Ziggler gets back to his feet and stands over the prone Aries. Dolph flicks his hair back, and leaves his feet again, crashing into Aries’ sternum with a huge elbow drop. Ziggler goes for another cover…
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Ziggler gets off Aries and starts doing sit-ups in the middle of the ring…
King: What is this moron doing?
Cole: I love this part of Ziggler’s matches.
Ziggler does a quick set of five sit-ups before getting back to the task at hand. He sees that Aries is starting to get to his feet, so Ziggler positions himself behind him. As soon as Aries gets up, Ziggler charges and brings him back down to the mat with a bulldog. Aries goes to the ground again and Ziggler goes for yet another cover…
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Aries gets a foot on the bottom rope.
Cole: Close call for Mister Money in The Bank.
Ziggler gets back to his feet and waits for Aries. Austin uses the ropes to pull himself up, and when he does, Ziggler comes at him, looking for a Crossbody. Aries is able to get out of the way though, and Ziggler goes flying through the second and bottom rope, colliding with the arena floor chest first with a sickening thud.
King: Ziggler hit the ground hard there. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Cole: We’re supposed to be impartial King!
Ziggler lies on the outside of the ring, grabbing his chest, in obvious pain. He tries to pull himself to his feet, and when he does, Austin Aries comes right at him; jumping through the ropes and taking Ziggler back down with a suicide dive. The fans pop as Aries gets back to his feet and grabs Ziggler by the back of his head before throwing him back into the ring. Aries quickly hops on the ring apron, and climbs to the top rope. He measures the distance between himself and Ziggler before jumping off and connecting with a Frog Splash. Aries lands hard on top of Ziggler and hooks the leg…
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Ziggler kicks out!
Aries gets off Ziggler and gets to his feet. He ponders what to do next as Dolph tries to pull himself up. Ziggler eventually does and Aries capitalizes by taking him up with a scoop slam. Ziggler’s back bounces off the mat and Aries runs off the ropes, looking to drop an elbow of his own on Ziggler’s chest..
Cole: Vintage Aries with the Corkscrew Elbow.
Before Aries can deliver, Ziggler rolls out of the way. Aries’ elbow hits the mat, and Ziggler looks to go back on the offensive. Aries gets to his feet, unaware that Ziggler has positioned himself behind him, and Dolph quickly lifts Aries off his feet and brings him onto his own knee for a bone shattering side backbreaker. Aries cries out and Ziggler goes for another cover…
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Aries kicks out!
King: That had to hurt. My back is throbbing just looking at that backbreaker.
Ziggler gets back to his feet and tells everyone that it’s over. He once again positions himself behind Aries, who is struggling to get up after that backbreaker. Eventually, Austin does with help of the ropes, and once he does, Ziggler jumps high in the air, grabbing Aries by the back of the head, looking for the Zig Zag…
Cole: Zig Zag!
Sadly for Ziggler, he doesn’t realize that Aries has a firm grip on the ropes, so when Ziggler grabs Aries’ head, Austin doesn’t go down and only Ziggler hits the mat. Ziggler quickly recovers though, and gets to his feet and charges at Aries once more. Aries sees him coming this time and quickly side steps Ziggler, who bounces off the ropes and when he comes back, Aries takes him down with a hip toss. The force of the move seeds Ziggler to the mat, and the recoil has his landing in a seated position. Aries sees this and bounces off the far ropes and kicks Ziggler straight in the face with a low dropkick. Ziggler goes down an Aries goes for another cover…
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Ziggler kicks out!
Aries gets a little angry. He wants to finish Ziggler off. He heads to the ring apron and starts climbing the turnbuckle once again. He heads to the top and waits for Ziggler to get up again. Ziggler does, and Aries jumps off, looking for a Double Axe Handle, but Ziggler is able to catch Aries in mid-air and toss him over head with a half T-Bone Suplex…
Cole: Shades of some of Ziggler’s amateur background from Kent State.
Aries hits the mat hard and Ziggler rushes to the cover…
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3…NO! Aries kicks out!
Ziggler doesn’t want to believe it! He gets in the referee’s face, telling him it should have been three. The ref lets him know that it was only two, and the two men have a spirited debate about it.
King: I don’t know why Ziggler is wasting his time. He’s not going to change the referee’s mind.
Ziggler and the referee are still having words, when out of nowhere; Aries turns Ziggler around and takes him down with a step up enziguiri. Ziggler’s lights go out as he hits the mat and Aries goes for a cover…
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3…No! Ziggler kicks out!
Aries slaps the mat now. He rolls outside the ring, and heads towards the timekeeper, who is in possession of his Money in The Bank Briefcase. He grabs the case from the timekeeper and heads back into the ring…
King: What’s this kid doing? This is exactly how he lost his match against Austin!
Cole: Austin Aries may not be a smart man Jerry.
Aries has the briefcase in his hand and is ready to strike Ziggler with it. The referee tells him not to, but Aries is determined. Ziggler gets up, and Aries heads right for him, briefcase in hand, but at the last minute, the referee grabs the case, stopping all of Aries’ momentum. Aries turns around and looks at the referee who takes the briefcase and tosses it out to the floor. This has distracted Aries from Dolph Ziggler who is primes to strike, and now that Aries has his back turned, Ziggler is bale to leap and grab Aries’ by the head, bringing him down with the Zig Zag!
King: Zig Zag!
Aries’ skull bounces off the canvas and Ziggler covers again…
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3…No! Aries powers out!!
Dolph Ziggler cannot believe it. The fans chant “This Is Wrestling†over and over as Ziggler thinks of what to do next. He is amazed that Aries is pulling himself up to his feet, so Ziggler prepares to go back on the offensive. Aries does indeed pull himself up, and when he does, Ziggler looks for a superkick…
King: Lights out for Austin Aries!
Aries is able to catch Ziggler’s foot though and block the kick. Aries then throws Ziggler’s leg back to the ground before kicking Ziggler square in the stomach. This doubles Dolph over and gives Aries the opportunity to lift Ziggler in the air in a vertical suplex position…
Cole: This can’t be good for Dolph.
Aries holds Ziggler up for close to a minute before he begins spinning in circles. All the blood has rushed to Ziggler’s head before Aries brings him down with a sickening Brainbuster. Ziggler hits the mat hard as Aries floats over and covers him…
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Roberts: Here is your winner; Austin Aries!
Aries gets to his feet and receives a stand ovation from the fans. The referee hands him his briefcase and he celebrates his win as he music plays. The celebration is short lived however as…
The music of Stone Cold Steve Austin starts playing and the arena goes nuts. Everyone is looking and waiting for Austin to arrive, Aries included. What they do not see though, is Stone Cold running through the crowd and jumping the guard rail, entering the ring behind Aries, who has no clue. As Austin’s music keeps playing, Stone Cold spins Aries around before kicking him in the gut and bringing him down with a Stunner!
Cole: Stunner! That was uncalled for!
King: Turnabout is fair play Cole!
Austin picks up Aries’ briefcase and looks at it, before placing it on top of Aries’ lifeless body and leaving the ring. RAW heads to yet another commercial.
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Cwalker vs Slim. Dinero vs Rock. First time ever.
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After the previous match, the cameras go backstage to the office of RAW General Manager; Theodore Long. Long is smiling as the camera man lets him know that his is free to speak.
Theodore Long: Evening playas. How's everyone enjoyin' the show? We still have a jampacked Main Event for 'ya. But I want to talk 'bout somethin' we saw earlier in the evening. Earlier, Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre destroyed Paul London and Kassius Ohno. Rhodes and McIntyre have been askin' me to name them the new World Tag Team Champions, but I let them know that it ain't on the horizon. But I got somethin' just as good for them. They impressed me tonight, so I'm goin' reward them. At Backlash, Cody Rhodes will face Drew McIntyre and the winner will earn himself a United States Championship Match whenever I please. So boys, let's see if the "Dashing Ones" can withstand a little fight. Holla!
The screen fades and we head to ringside one more time.
Cole: What a show we've seem so far folks. Now it's time for the Main Event. Chris Jericho will take on the man who attacked him last week, Antonio Cesaro.
Roberts: The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, From Lucerne Switzerland, weighing 108 Kilo he is the European Champion, Mr. Antonio…Cesaro
Suddenly a familiar song fills the arena with immediate disdain.
'WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA, AMERICA, IT'S WUNDERBAR
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA...'
'Amerika' by Rammstien hits the PA system. Before long Antonio Cesaro steps out onto the entrance stage from behind the curtain and has the sourest of expressions plastered all over his face. Seemingly infuriated, Cesaro wastes no time walking down to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and along the outside of the ring apron and does his signature pose before turning towards the ring.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, he is the Number One Contender to the UWF Championship; "Y2J" Chris Jericho!
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Jericho does his old trademark pose. He spins around to the delight of the fans. Y2J makes his way down the ramp, slapping a few hands along the way. He soon heads to the steel steps before posing on the ring apron and entering the ring, ready for the match to start.
Cesaro and Jericho lock up, with Jericho getting the upper hand when it comes to the test of strength. Jericho forces Cesaro to the mat and comes back at him with the kick to the stomach. This gives Jericho the opportunity to grab Cesaro by the head and bring him over head with a snap suplex. Jericho floats over rather quickly and goes for the first cover of the match…
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Cesaro kicks out!
Jericho gets up, grabbing Cesaro by the neck, before hooking his arms around his waist and tossing him again over head, this time with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex. The referee drops down and counts again…
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Cesaro kicks out once more!
Cole: Jericho trying to end things early!
King: The Number One Contender has got to have Wade Barrett one his mind.
Jericho gets back to his feet, and stares at Cesaro, who is getting back to his. Jericho, who now starts to remember Cesaro’s attack on him last week, goes back on the offensive. He runs towards the far ropes and springboards off them, coming back at Cesaro with a dropkick to the face. The move takes the European Champion down and Jericho goes for another cover…
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Cesaro kicks out!
Jericho gets back to his feet and starts screaming at Cesaro to “Get Upâ€. Cesaro does and when he does, Jericho Irish Whips him into the far turnbuckle. Cesaro’s back collides with the turnbuckle pad, and as soon as he reaches the corner, he sees Jericho coming right at him. Cesaro is able to get out of the way though, by sidestepping Jericho, who collides chest first with the turnbuckle. This gives Cesaro the opportunity to wraps his arms from behind Jericho’s waist and throw him with a beautiful German Suplex. Cesaro bridges the move and the referee drops for a cover…
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Jericho kicks out!
Cole: These two are not messing around.
King: Well Jericho’s pissed about Cesaro attacking him last week, and Cesaro wants to soften Jericho up for his buddy Cesaro.
Cesaro gets to his feet and waits for Jericho to get to his. Once Chris does, Cesaro comes right at him and hits him with a step up enziguiri. Jericho falls back to the mat and Cesaro goes for another pin…
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Jericho kicks out!
Cesaro gets right off Jericho and makes his way over to the ring apron. He heads towards the turnbuckle and starts climbing, rung by rung until he reaches the top. He’s perched and ready to jump when Jericho gets up. Chris does once more, and that’s when Cesaro leaps off the top. As Cesaro is oncoming, Jericho is able to catch him and turn his hips, bringing the Champion down to the mat with a Powerslam. Jericho hooks the far leg and covers Cesaro…
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Cesaro kicks out!
King: That was a close one for Cesaro.
Jericho gets right off Cesaro and drags him by his upper appendages to the center of the ring. Jericho looks at Cesaro, before looking the ropes and charging towards them, before moonsaulting off, back towards Cesaro…
Cole: Lionsault!
Jericho is about to land the Lionsault when Cesaro gets his knees up at the very last minute. Jericho crashes hard on Cesaro’s knees, and rolls around the ring in obvious pain. Cesaro is able to get to his feet, and let Jericho know that he outsmarted him. He picks Jericho up off the mat, before placing his head between his legs and bringing Jericho to the mat with a Piledriver. Jericho’s head spikes and Cesaro goes for another cover…
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Jericho kicks out!
Cole: I don’t know how Jericho kicked out of that!
Jericho lies on the mat as Cesaro stands over him. Cesaro grabs one of Jericho’s legs, and applies a half Boston Crab on the Canadian, and Jericho screams out in pain…
King: Boston Crab!
Cole: No Jerry, it’s a European Crab.
Cesaro wrenches the hold on Jericho, looking for the submission victory. Jericho crawls towards the ropes, looking for some sort of escape…
King: Come on Chris!
Inch by inch, Jericho makes his way towards the ropes. He is just fingertips away, before he reaches and finally makes it. The referee acknowledges the break and starts counting Cesaro out…
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Cesaro breaks the hold before he is disqualified.
The referee goes to check on Jericho, seeing if he wants to quit. Jericho, of course refuses. Cesaro tells the referee to get out of the way, which he complies with. Cesaro goes back and picks Jericho off the mat, and to his feet before tossing him to the corner. Unfortunately, nobody has noticed that when the Cesaro told the referee to move, he moved into the corner, that Jericho was just tossed into. Jericho and the referee collide, and the ref gets the worse of the bump and goes down. This gives Cesaro the chance to sneak up behind Jericho and drop to a knee, hitting him with a low blow..
King: Come on, that was unfair!
Cole: All is fair in love and UWF.
Jericho grabs his groin immediately and this gives Cesaro the opening his was looking for. He grabs Jericho by the neck and throws him with a vicious reverse T-Bone suplex. Jericho hits the mat hard as Cesaro gets to his feet and looks at him. Cesaro gets to his feet and looks around, Jericho is down, and the referee is still down. So Cesaro takes this opportunity to leave the ring and grab his European Championship belt from ringside. He gets it and re-enters the ring, where Jericho is starting to stir. Jericho pulls himself to his feet just in time, as he turns around he sees Cesaro coming at him with belt in hand…
King: Look out Chris!
Jericho is ready for Cesaro though. As Cesaro comes in, Jericho is able to jump in the air and wrap his arms around Cesaro’s head, bringing them onto his knees for a Codebreaker…
Cole: Codebreaker!
Cesaro hits the mat and Jericho goes for a cover…
Cole: There’s still no referee!
King: 1…2…3…4…5..Come on, Jericho’s got this match won!
Cole: Too bad you aren’t an official King.
Jericho realizes that this is pointless. He gets off Cesaro, and tries to revive the referee. He shakes him a few times to no avail. A huge amount of boos can be heard and out of nowhere, the cameras see Wade Barrett running down the ramp, Undisputed Championship in hand…
Cole: Barrett’s here to return the favor from earlier!
Wade Barrett enters the ring, unbeknownst to Chris Jericho, who is still trying to wake up the referee. Jericho gives up on that and turns around, only to eat one of Barrett’s Championship belts to the face. Jericho goes down and Barrett drags Cesaro on top of him. Barrett leaves the ring, making sure to grab his title and the European Championship that is still in the ring. The referee starts coming to, and makes the count…
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Cole: Cesaro is going to steal it!
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King: Not like this!
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Roberts: Here is your winner; The European Champion; Antonio Cesaro!
Cesaro’s theme music hits as the referee signals for the bell to ring and his hand is raised. Wade Barrett reveals himself from ringside and goes in the ring to celebrate with his European brethren. The two look down on Jericho and prepare to strike again, when out of nowhere….
*STATIC*…MISTERRRRRRRR…*STATIC*
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Mr. Anderson's theme music starts playing and out runs Ken Anderson from the back. He has a firend of his, a steel pipe in hand as he makes his way down the ramp. He enters the ring and swings for the fences, first hitting Cesaro in the gut, then Barrett. He strikes both men as they lie on the ground. Jericho gets to his feet and together Anderson and Jericho throw Cesaro out the ring. Anderson looks at Jericho, before pointing to Barrett and saying "He's all yours". Anderson leaves the ring and chases after Cesaro, who has jumped over the barricade and is running through the fans. Back in the ring, Jericho waits for Barrett to get to his feet, before jumping and hitting Wade with the Codebreaker.
Cole: That was uncalled for!
King: Just Jericho getting revenge Cole.
Jericho looks down at Barrett, and decides he'd rather wait until Backlash to cause more pain. Jericho exits the ring, and heads up the ramp, never taking his eyes off the champ. Just then....
Lights Out!
The lights cut out as "Lights Out" by Hollywood Undead starts playing. They remain off for a minute, and when they cut back on, Austin Aries is waiting behind Chris Jericho with his Money in The Bank Briefcase in hand. Jericho doesn't realize it until its too late. Aries spins Jericho around and drops him with the Briefcase.
King: What the hell was that about?
Aries looks down on Jericho before slowly turning his attention back towards the ring, back towards Wade Barrett. Aries runs down and slides into the ring, before hitting Barrett in the face with the Briefcase...
Cole: You don't think he's....
Barrett is down and out, with Aries standing over him. Aries looks at the briefcase momentarily before handing it to the referee who officiated the Cesaro/Jericho match.
King: He's doing it! Austin Aries is cashing in!
The referee takes the case and goes over to Justin Roberts who makes the announcement.
Roberts: Ladies and Gentlmen, I have just been told that Austin Aries has decided to cash in his Money In The Bank Contract. So the following match is scheduled for one fall and is for The Undisputed Championship!
The bell rings and Aries picks the dead weight known as Wade Barrett off the mat and puts him in a vertical suplex position....
Cole: This can't be happening.
Aries holds Barrett for a few seconds before dropping him with the Brainbuster resulting in a huge pop. Aries floats over and covers Barrett...
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Cole: No Way!
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King: You've got to be kidding me!
3...
Roberts: Here is your winner, and the NEW UWF Undisputed Champion; Austin Aries!
Cole: Austin Aries is the Undisputed Champion?
Aries gets to his feet and the referee hands him the Undisputed Championship titles. He celebrates like no one else can. Austin Aries is the Undisputed Champion. The fans are cheering, it's an unbelievable moment. He holds the belt up high for the World to see
King: I can't believe this kid did it!
Aries continues to celebrate when....
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"Mac Millitant" starts playing and Teddy Long does walk out from the back to a huge pop from the audience. He stands on the stage with a microphone in hand, looking to address the new Champ.
Long: Congratulations playa, 'ya are the new Undisputed Champion. But now it's time for 'ya to find out that it's easier to win that title than it is to hold onto it. 'Cause 'ya cash in just ruined my two biggest matches for Backlash. Now I gotta do something 'bout that. So I've decided that at Backlash, 'ya will be defending the Undisputed Championship aganist Wade Barrett, Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Fatal Four Way Match.
Long leaves the stage and lets Aries continue to have his moment. The champ isn't worried about Backlash. He's too busy celebrating. The last thing we see before RAW goes off the air is Austin Aries leaving the ring, Championship in hand.
Updated Backlash Card
Fatal Four Way for The Undisputed Championship
Austin Aries(c) vs Wade Barrett vs Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Chris Jericho
United States Championship Match
Ted DiBiase vs Brock Lesnar
Hardcore Championship Match
Dean Ambrose vs Daniel Bryan
Non-title No Holds Barred
Ken Anderson vs Antonio Cesaro
#1 Contenders Match
Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre
Credits
Promos: Respective TTers
Everything Else: Cwalker