AND NOW UWF RAW and Smackdown Presents:
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The music hits and the pyros go off as the sold out Chicago crowd prepares themselves for the latest installment of the UWF Great American Bash. The sold out Chicago crowd is on their feet and going nuts signs for CM Punk, Steve Austin, Dean Ambrose, John Cena, and many other UWF superstars are seen as the camera passes them by in the tradition every Pay Per View has started as. It is with increased hype that we head to our Raw broadcast Team: Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Michael Cole: Hello everyone and welcome to UWF's Great American Bash. And while the title might signify America we are brodcasting World Wide to all nations across the World who have come to see Raw dominate tonight with key match ups that will have implications in the wrestling world for years to come.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I know one match you are talking about is none other than the match between Austin Aries v. Randy Orton. If Aries wins the N.W.O. is no more, but should Aries lose he is gone forever from the business.
Michael Cole: And of course the very highly anticipated match between Cody Rhodes and CM Punk. This match has been a year in the making and to be honest its going to take place right here tonight in front of Punk's hometown crowd for the United States Championship. This one is going to be personal King.
King: And speaking of personal Michael, what about our main event? That big jerk Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be defending the UWF Championship against a man who has protested, whined, and won match after match to earn this match, the N.W.O.'s Christian. You have to wonder should Orton win and Christian win what that would do for the face of Monday Night Raw.
Cole: What would happen if Orton and Christian both lost King, what would happen then? We'll find out later tonight folks but right now let's head over to our collegues from Smackdown Jim Ross and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
The camera switches over to Jim Ross and the Hot Rod.
Jim "JR" Ross: Thank you Michael and welcome from Friday Night's brand of UWF: Smackdown. I am Jim Ross but you can all call me JR, and I am sitting next to a legend here in the business Hot Rod Roddy Rowdy Piper, and folks tonight Smackdown looks to entertain all you folks around the world with three big title matches.
Roddy "Rowdy" Piper: Smackdown's presence here tonight might not be as much as Raw but I guarantee you Smackdown will come out smelling like roses tonight because of our Main Event. A Six Man King of the Mountain match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Dean Ambrose will defend his Championship against 5 other men in a match only a crappy place like TNA could come up with.
JR: Don't forget Piper, Smackdown is looking to take the Tag Team Championships away from Raw tonight as the Black and White Machine, Sting and Samoa Joe, do battle with the English Tide, Shark Boy and William Regal, and this match will end the 1-1 tie between the brands that starred at Starrcade.
Piper: And of course the European championship will be on the line, as the New European Champion puts his belt on the line against three men in a Monster's ball match. This match is going to start us off JR, and I can't think of a better way to get this night started.
Lillian Garcia: The following is a Monsters Ball match and it is for the UWF European Championship.
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Fans cheer as Rey Mysterio makes his way to the ring, Rey is wearing a Captain America themed gear to show that he is here to stop the evils in wrestling. Rey goes and he takes off his cape and he begins to interact with the fans
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first from San Diego California, weighing in at 175 pounds…Rey Mysterio
Rey goes and rubs against the kids heads and he makes his way into the ring sliding in going directly to the corner and stepping up on the second rope lifting his hands up in the air for the cheering crowd. He steps down and turns around as his music is cut off.
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Jeff Jarretts music hits the arena and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction, he comes out through the curtain holding his hands up in the air with a big smile across his face with Karen behind him.
Lillian Garcia: From Nashville Tennessee, weighing in at 230 pounds…Jeff Jarrett
Jarrett struts his way down the stage before he starts to walk down the rampway, turning towards the crowd and mouthing off to them as the simply answer back with boos. Jarrett runs up the steps but on the ring apron he stops, looking at Mysterio in the ring for a moment before getting a smile on his face and dropping off the apron to the outside. Deciding to stay out of the ring for now.
ONE OF A KIND...
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The crowd goes nuts as "One of a Kind" hits the PA system as the brand new European Champion comes out to huge a decent pop. Van Dam is clearly excited as he does his traditional R... V... D... at the top of the ramp.
Lillian Garcia: From Battle Creek, Michigan, he is the UWF European Champion...Rob...Van...Dam.
Van Dam than sprints down to the ring, but instead of doing his normal slide into the ring he runs straight at Jarrett. Both men begin to brawl in the outside.
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The music of the dark and twisted Raven hits the PA system and the crowd gives off a big mixed reaction.Raven comes out dressed in his leather jacket, a T-shirt, and a kilt.
Lillian Garcia: And from the Bowery, Raven.
Lillian gets out of the ring as Raven sees Rob and Jeff fighting on his way down the ramp, Raven goes over to them joining in on the brawl.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Well Roddy, this match is gonna be one hell of a slobberknocker, time to put the Women and Children to bed!
Roddy Piper: This match is designed for someone like Raven or Rob Van Dam but you can’t discount Jeff Jarrett and Rey Mysterio.
Jim Ross: And we’re off!
As Raven, Jeff Jarrett & Rob Van Dam brawl on the outside, Rey Mysterio charges across the ring and leaps over the top rope and takes out all three of his opponents in one swell swoop! The fans go nuts for the high spot as Rey Mysterio picks himself up and grabs Raven by the hair and changes with him across ringside before tossing him into the ring steps with a crash. The fans pop as Rey Mysterio then leaps up the ring apron and runs across it as Jeff Jarrett gets back up, this time Rey Mysterio leaps off and takes Jarrett down with a Hurricanara! The fans go nuts as Jarrett is flipped into the opposite fan barricade. Rey Rey gets back to his feet as does Rob Van Dam as the two stare each other, Mysterio nods his head as Rob Van Dam licks his thumbs and yells at Rey Mysterio “ROB… VAN… DAM!!!â€
Jim Ross: What a crazy start to this match Roddy!
Roddy Piper: Ah JR, it’s chaos!
But before Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio can duke it out, Raven comes up behind Rob Van Dam and nails him in the back with a Singapore Cane which angers Rey Mysterio, who goes for Raven but Raven swings the Singapore Cane again, connecting into the gut of Rey Mysterio, Raven then finishes off the barbaric assault with a final cane shot across the head. Raven doesn’t stop there as he throws up the ring apron and pulls out a cheese grater and chuckles as he walks up to Captain America.
Jim Ross: What nasty intention has Raven got Rey Mysterio.
Roddy Piper: Nothing good!
Raven grabs Rey Mysterio by the top and places the cheese grater across Rey Mysterio’s mask and slices downwards, shredding up the top part of the mask and Rey Mysterio’s forehead, blood pours down the face of Mysterio as Raven then smashes the Mysterio over the head with the cheese grater! The fans cringe while Raven rolls Rey Mysterio into the ring and makes a cover.
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Rob Van Dam pulls Raven out of the ring and nails him with a high roundhouse kick.
Roddy Piper: Rob Van Dam just saved this match!
Rob Van Dam then picks up Raven’s choice of weapon, the Singapore Cane and smashes into the stomach of Raven before drilling it across Raven’s head, breaking it in two. The fans pop as Rob Van Dam then turns his attention to Jeff Jarrett, who has a pizza cutter in his hand, he swipes at Rob Van Dam but Rob Van Dam steps back and manages to dodge it before delivering a forearm smash to face of Jeff Jarrett before tossing him into the ring. Rob Van Dam then looks underneath the ring himself this time and pulls out a steel chair. Rob Van Dam slides into the ring with the steel chair and tosses it at Jeff Jarrett, connecting with the head of Jeff Jarrett.
Jim Ross: What a brutal chair toss by Rob Van Dam!
Roddy Piper: That just reminded me of old school ECW, JR! Ahaha!
Jarrett collapses backwards onto the canvas as Rey Mysterio picks himself up once more and looks at Rob Van Dam, this time before the two can lock it up in the centre of the ring, Raven goes up behind Rey Mysterio and pulls him out of the ring and drags him across to the barricade and delivers a Russian Legsweep into the barricade! Rob Van Dam, quickly responses by charges across the ring and baseball slides into the Raven as he goes to ring apron! Rob Van Dam then tosses Raven into the barricade and hoists him up and over it, prepping him for the spinning leg drop from the ring apron but as RVD goes to climb up on the ring apron, Jeff Jarrett grabs RVD and tries to toss him back into the ring, but RVD grabs Jeff Jarrett by the head and leaps off the ring apron, guillotining Jeff Jarrett across the top rope.
Jim Ross: There’s not a moments rest for those four competitors!
Roddy Piper: Ahahaha, I always hated multiman matches, JR!
Rob Van Dam gets back to his feet, as he turns around, Rey Mysterio finally attacks Van Dam, leaping off the barricade and delivers a diving drop kick to Van Dam, slamming against the edging of ring! Rey Mysterio then wipes some blood away from his face before hoping onto the ring apron himself, but Raven grabs Mysterio’s foot, Mysterio boots Raven in the face and quickly leaps onto the top rope and springboards off, grabbing Jeff Jarrett by the head and spins him around into the Diving Tornado DDT! Mysterio makes a cover as Mike Choida makes the count.
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Roddy Piper: It could be over ‘ere, JR!
Jim Ross: You might be right, Roddy!
Jeff Jarrett kicks out!
Rey Mysterio shakes his head as Raven tosses a black bag into the ring before sliding into the ring with a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire! Raven chuckles as he swings for the bloodied Rey Mysterio but Rey Mysterio manages to dodge the attempt, before Raven goes for a second one but Mysterio manages to avoid another attempt from Raven. Mysterio manages to get away from Raven and the Barbed Wire Steel Chair before picking up a steel chair of his own, Raven takes another swing but Rey Mysterio blocks it with his own steel chair, the two begin to duel in the ring with their own steel chairs!
Jim Ross: Barbed Wire versus Non-Barbed Wire, whose gonna win Roddy!?
Roddy Piper: I don’t know JR!
Mysterio’s steel chair gets knocked out his hands as Raven chuckles and seemingly goes for the final blow but Rob Van Dam comes up behind Raven and snatches the Barbed Wire Chair from his hands, Raven turns around and gets nailed in the head with the Barbed Wire Steel Chair but Jeff Jarrett as other plans and grabs Rob Van Dam from behind and drills him with a backdrop! Mysterio quickly takes his chances and charges at Jeff Jarrett and drops kick him in the face. Mysterio then takes his chances and investigates what’s in the black bag, Mysterio pours out the content to reveal, it’s filled with shards of broken glass!
Jim Ross: My god, Broken Glass! This can’t go too well for one person in this match!
Mysterio stands back, he looks down at the broken glass and his morals get the better of him, he shakes his head. But this allows for Raven, who is back to his feet to grab Mysterio and hit him with a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep down onto the shards of glass face first in a sickening fashion. Mysterio immediately rolls over onto the glassless area of mat and you can clearly see the glass stuck in his mask and chest. EMT's gather round and begin to pick to glass out but Raven is quick to scare them off and drag Mysterio to the centre of the ring for a cover.
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Jarrett makes the save. Jarrett stands up and grabs Raven as RVD begins to get back to his feet, he has a guitar in his hands. He finds the lighter fluid and pours it all over the guitar. Which, by the way, happens to be filled with thumbtacks. By chance of course. Jeff Jarrett pummels away at Raven down on the floor as RVD begins to hoist the guitar above his head, as Jarrett gets up from the floor RVD levels Jarrett with the guitar sending flames and thumbtacks everywhere!. Jarrett falls through the ropes to the floor holding his face as the guitar lies in tatters.
Jim Ross: BAH GAWD!, HE'S KILLED HIM!.
Roddy Piper: Like we've never heard that one before!... but I have to agree with ya on this one, he's out of this match after that.
Raven retreats into the corner for safety, unable to get back to his feat, when RVD grabs the before mentioned Barbed Wire Steel Chair. He looks across to Raven. Raven holds up his hands, unable to stand after the punishment he has recieved. RVD flips him off, runs at him and obliterates him with a Surfboard to the face. RVD then heads up to the top rope. The chair lying firmly against the face of Raven as head does so. Suddenly Rey Mysterio runs along the ring apron, swings around the ring post and cracks Raven with a 619!. The chair going into his face again, and it's at this point that RVD leaps from the top rope adjecent to that Raven is just about dead in and hits him with an astonishing Van Terminator!.
Jim Ross: BAH GAWD!.
Roddy Piper: I have never seen such mayhem JR!.
Rey Mysterio looks on at Rob Van Dam. The two exchange a glance. RVD puts up his fists, but Mysterio drops down from the outside apron and impressed, he applauds RVD. Doing the right thing, to him, Mysterio walks away. RVD smiles as he rolls Raven over into a cover.
Roddy Piper: Rey Mysterio is just giving away this title opportunity?!... is he nuts!?
Jim Ross: He's doing what's right, he believes it's justice for what RVD has put himself through... it's also a sign of respect, and surely Van Dam has this match in the bag now?.
Rob Van Dam lays across Raven and the referee counts.
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Winner and STILL UWF European Champion: Rob Van Dam!
Van Dam celebrates with his Championship as he leaves the rings and heads to the back. This is where the cameras go backstage.
The feed goes backstage, showing Cody Rhodes holding a microphone, the cameraman at a distance outside of the room rhodes is in zooming in to compensate as Rhodes holds a microphone because the camera microphone can't pick up the sound from the distance. Cody begins to speak*
Cody Rhodes:
Chicago Illinois
*Rhodes tilts his head to the side*
The home of CM Punk, in this building CM Punk has achieved his greatest moments and has gained his biggest reactions. Friends...Family all sitting out there right now to see their hometown hero win once more...
*Rhodes Cracks his neck veering off*
The Best Wrestling in the world...This is the moniker CM Punk has given himself…and those in the audience they don’t even flinch. In fact they agree with that very statement…Punk and I have been against one another on and off for months…and yet the CM Punk of today is seemingly a different person. More focused on doing things the CM Punk way instead of pushing into spotlights that don’t belong to him, however I know him for what he truly is. And tonight...I will expose him, and in the process redeem myself. August of last year was when those in charge used CM Punk to finally break the final straw of my injustices, And now near one year later my long term mission is coming to fruition. First I become United States champion with the General Manager putting it around my waist himself, and now I defeat CM Punk on a major stage. Everything is coming together just as I envisioned it countless nights after walking throughout the world with…with people pointing at my once dashing face and calling me a monster.
*Rhodes touches the mask on his face lightly*
I’ve had my contenderships, my records, my championships and even…what made me…Me…my face. But it is only after having everything taken away from me that I am able to freely let it all out, this mask was put on my face with redemption in mind and it will remain there until I have reached that goal. What CM Punk will learn, just as all the others I’ve sent to the hospital have learned, is that I no longer have anything to lose and therefore am free to do whatever I want. Actually…I do have one thing now, the United States Championship…But if you have one last thing in your possession after everything else was taken away, how much do you think will be done to keep it where it is?
*Rhodes holds up the title in his hand looking down at it for a moment, before going on*
I was…embarrassed, it was supposed to be the crowning moment of my career. The night Dashing Cody Rhodes took his place atop the industry and became the new “man†of this generation, and yet it was all ended just like that. I’ve never blamed CM Punk, he is just a spoke on the wheel…my problem does not lie on any one spoke or even the wheel itself My problem lies with those turning said wheel. But with that said, it was CM Punk who did it therefore it is CM Punk who will pay for his part of that moment. He embarrassed me in my crowing moment, and now I will embarrass him…in front of his friends…his family…his hometown…And I can’t wait to hear it. Hear the chants of C…M…Punk from all those in the crowd, echoing throughout the arena, throughout the city. C…M…Punk
*Rhodes speaking in a slow deep voices as he sounds out every part of punks name before he lifts his hands up and claps nonchalantly*
C…M…Punk…*clap*
C…M…Punk…
*Cody smiles*
Only to hear it slowly fade away…replaced with the faceless crowds clear expression of worriment, and silence. That same silence I heard when Drew McIntyre…the Chosen One seemingly about to fulfill his Moniker was injured in this ring…the same Silence I heard when the great War Machine known as Brock Lesnar…the Unstoppable Brock Lesnar…was being wheeled out of the arena in a stretcher. That silence…is like a drug…that silence from not only the crowd but the announcers, and everyone in the arena especially the man down…where the only sounds you hear are from the EMTs…it’s
*Rhodes shivers a bit as he has a sadistic grin on his face*
It’s like music to my ears…
*Cody cracks his neck turning serious suddenly*
I used to be focused on having the title CM Punk has given himself, and yet now I’ve completely lost interest in that. Because now I’m not worried about being the Best wrestler in the world...Dashing Cody Rhodes wanted to achieve greatness but he wanted to do it the fair way, the way his father and all those he grew up with hearing advice from did it…but now that has failed…Now this Cody Rhodes brings him to where he was supposed to be…the difference being the method of getting there. This face…the one people point at, the one people avoid to see or choose to laugh at…this face brings the future. And that future is a bright dashing future…but the journey is a dark and horrifying one, to grab that light at the end of the tunnel you must walk through darkness leaving bodies scrambled on the floor of that tunnel until you reach it. And in CM Punks Hometown tonight, Cody Rhodes moves one step closer to total redemption...for let those to oppose it suffer the consequences and fear the upbringing, but those lucky enough to witness the result cherish an era of unspeakable glory.... Cody Rhodes 6:25
*Rhodes turns and walks off into the dark room*
When there's a break in the heated action of the Great American Bash, the cameras cut backstage where Stone Cold himself is standing by, looking at the fist he has clenched before him.
Stone Cold: Time is almost up, Christian. Before you know it, the bell will ring and Justin Roberts will inform everyone in the arena that it's time for Raw's main event, you versus Stone Cold Steve Austin for the You Dubya Eff Championship. Then you'll come out and be introduced while you're on yer way to the ring, then I'll come out and get the same treatment, the belt will be handed over, and the bell will ring once again. And once that happens, I'm swinging immediately. Whether I land the first blow or not, I'm going to rain down on your head and face like I'm Tyson in his damn prime. Whether I draw first blood or not, rest assured that yer gonna bleed and yer gonna bleed a lot. When that bell sounds again and the punches start being thrown, everything you've said in the past several weeks is going to be forgotten. People are going to forget that Ken Anderson was supposed ta' be part of this as well, people are going to forget that some of them think Em Vee Pea should've been given the contendership after Anderson no-showed, they are going to wipe their minds of everything so that nothing, nothing, distracts them from their focus on what's going on inside the ring.
I will be fighting for this championship like it's my wife and you're trying to mug her, like you're a damn rapist in heat. I will fight as if my daughter's life is on the line. Being the You Dubya Eff Champion means more ta' me than you can possibly imagine, kid, I don't want it simply because it's another accolade, I don't want it just because it'll make my chapter in the history books look more impressive, I want it because I realize it makes the most sense for me to hold it. Now that I've come to my senses, I'm the only one of us thinking straight. You want to capture the strap to help Christian and no one else unless their names are Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes, provided there's still an In Dubya Oh for you ta' run through the curtain to. What drives you is arrogance, you want to hold that title because it means a big fat paycheck, and also because every time you've held a major championship was because of someone else. Your first World Heavyweight Championship reign in Dubya Dubya E was them tryna' make you feel better about Edge retiring, and the second one was so they could swing it back to, ironically, Randy Orton. And your Tee In Aye accolades? They were just tryna' spite Dubya Dubya E for not doing it first.
Now there's no feel good moments ta' be had, there's no sympathy, there's no spite, it's just you facing the biggest challenge of your career in me. And when I beat your ass ta' keep this title, things are going to go back to the way they were, before you and the boys started playin' dress-up. No bullshit number games and muggings, not a can of spray paint in sight, just legitimacy and true competition. A product management can be proud to book, the talent can be proud ta' represent, and the fans can be proud ta' watch. And THAT'S the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
Stone Cold stares deep into the camera as we head back ringside for another match.
Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami, Florda, weighing in at 242 pounds; Montel Vontavious Porter; MVP!!
1,2, YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING
TICK TOCK, YOUR ABOUT TO STOP LIVING,
TICK TOCK I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ME,
TICK TOCK, BUT THE DAY DON'T HAVE NO MEMORY
I'M COMING.
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The camera focuses on the stage where a big inflatable tunnel which can now be seen, presumably being inflated while the lights were flashing on and off. The crowd rise to their feet awaiting one certain special superstar as smoke starts to escape the tunnel. The crowd aren't waiting long as the figure of MVP bursts through the flaps. He stops dead, looking around the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. He smiles, even chuckling to himself as he lowers himself to the ground, touching the ground and mumbling to himself as he quickly jumps up, putting his arms out to his side in his signature pose, setting off the pyros behind him.
MVP starts to slowly makes his way down to the ring, ignoring all the fans that is leaning over for high fives while he just holds up his '305' bling bling up to the camera, yelling 'Mr 305' towards the camera. He comes towards the bottom of the ramp, stopping for a second, taking out some gum he was chewing and throws it into the crowd before he takes a little run up and slides into the ring. He doesn't waste anytime getting to his feet, running towards the ropes, bouncing off and doing his signature dance and Ballin taunt at the end.
He holds the pose for a while, smiling cockily as he lowers his arms, pointing at his chest with the fans still giving him a mixed reaction. MVP walks towards the side of the ring, bending over to pick up a mic that was placed on the apron. He strides back to the middle of the ring, raising the mic to his lips but the noise the crowd is making stops him from starting his speech. He lowers the mic, looking forwards now, smirking away as the crowd in front of him are booing and jeering him.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds; Robert Roode!!
I'm Off The Chain...
Time To Go Aganist The Grain!!
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Roode marches down the entrance ramp, clutching at his NWA World Heavyweight Championship and serious look on his face as he makes it down the ringside area, Roode glances over his shoulder before walking up the ring steps and into the ring, the fans cheering for Roode as he poses for them before waiting for the match to start.
The bell rings and MVP and Roode go right after one another. They meet in the center of the ring and begin throwing fists at one another. First Roode hits a big right hand, and then MVP hits a big right hand, and then Roode hits another, followed by another from MVP. Roode then hits a third big right hand which dazes MVP and allows Roode to grab him by the arm and throw him into the nearby corner. Roode follows this up with a running clothesline directly to the chest of MVP. The impact of the maneuver causes MVP to stumble out of the corner, where he walks right into the waiting arms of Bobby Roode, who wraps his arms around MVP’s waist and slams him with a sidewalk slam. Roode hooks the leg and goes for the first cover of the match…
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MVP kicks out!
Cole: You can tell how much these two men despise each other.
Roode picks MVP off the canvas. Roode then Irish Whips MVP once more towards the corner, but MVP reverses sending Roode in instead. As soon as Roode hits the turnbuckle pad, MVP charges in, bringing his boot right into Roode’s face…
King: The Drive By Kick! MVP going for it all early!
Roode’s body falls out of the corner and to the mat and MVP goes for a cover…
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Roode kicks out!
MVP mounts Robert Roode, laying fists into Roode’s unprotected skull. The blows leave Roode dazed and confused as MVP gets off him before running off the near ropes, doing a little theatrical dance and dropping an elbow right on Robert Roode….
Cole: The Ballin’ Elbow Drop!
MVP then goes for another cover…
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Roode kicks out!
MVP gets off Roode and takes a few steps back, waiting for Roode to pull himself up. Roode gets up slowly and MVP charges at him for a second time in this match up. This time, Roode is ready and as MVP runs in, Roode catches him off guard with the Double R Spinebuster! MVP’s back slams hard off the mat and Roode goes for another cover…
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MVP kicks out!
King: Both guys are hitting high impact moves, This match won’t last too long at this pace.
Roode grabs MVP by the arm, dragging it over to the bottom rope. Roode places the arm on the rope before using said rope to slingshot himself in the air and bring down all of his body weight onto MVP’s arm. MVP yells, but it’s all for nothing as Roode slingshots himself again and brings himself down onto MVP’s arm for a second time…
Cole: Now Robert Roode seems to be working on the arm
King: He’s setting MVP up for either the Fujiawara Armbar or the Crossface. Those are two of Roode’s signature moves.
Roode lifts MVP off the mat and grabs his arm before twisting it and going behind MVP. Roode uses his position to wrench the arm before MVP throws a back elbow right into Robert Roode’s face. This breaks Roode’s grip on MVP’s arm and also breaks any concentration he had. Roode checks for blood, but this momentary lapse allows MVP to run at Roode with a clothesline…
Cole: MVP looking to build momentum!
As MVP rushes in. Roode is able to sidestep him, grabbing MVP by the bad arm and dragging him down to the canvas. Roode places MVP’s arm between his own legs…
King: I told you! Roode’s going for the Crossface!
Just like Lawler, MVP knew the Crossface was coming, so he quickly scurries to the ropes before Roode could fully apply the submission. MVP holds onto the rope for dear life but Roode refuses to let go of MVP’s arm so the referee has to count…
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Roode lets go.
Roode gets to his feet, knowing good and well that he’s got MVP on the ropes. MVP soon follows suit, making his way to a vertical base. Roode tells MVP to lock up, and MVP agrees. But before the two lock up, MVP catches Roode with a boot to the stomach…
Cole: Bobby Roode fell for that one.
With Roode at his mercy, MVP throws Robert’s arm over his shoulder before snapping off a beautiful suplex. MVP wastes no time afterwards and goes for a cover…
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Roode kicks out!
MVP gets to his feet as Roode gets to a knee. From his knee, Roode swings wildly at MVP, only to have the Ballin’ Superstar duck under the clothesline and go behind Roode. MVP wraps his arms around Roode’s waist before lifting him overhead with a beautiful German suplex. Roode’s skull bounces off the mat, but MVP doesn’t release his grip. Instead he lifts both Roode and himself to his feet and hits another German suplex…
King: I’ve seen this before!
For a third time, MVP brings both Robert Roode and himself up to a vertical base before once again German suplexing Roode, completing the trifecta! The back of Roode’s head just took a beating and MVP looks to capitalize by going for a cover…
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Roode kicks out!
MVP gets to his feet. He’s ready to end this! He watches as Roode pulls himself to his feet. Roode turns around and MVP goes right at him, leaping in the air, grabbing Roode by the head looking for the Play of The Day…
Cole: This could be it!
What MVP does not know is that Roode has held onto the top rope. So when MVP leaps for the Play of The Day, he gets nothing and hits the canvas instead. MVP grabs his back in pain from the impact but manages to quickly get to his feet. When he does, Robert Roode is ready for him and takes him down with The Pay Off Lariat!
King: Huge clothesline from Robert Roode!
Roode wastes no time going for the cover on MVP…
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MVP kicks out!
Roode gets off MVP before heading over to the corner and crouching in a three-point stance. This position is all too familiar to wrestling fans all over the world. MVP pulls himself up as Roode begins to foam at the mouth. MVP turns around towards Roode and Robert charges out of the corner…
Cole: Spear!
MVP sees it coming and at the last minute moves out of the way. Roode’s head hits the middle turnbuckle pad and MVP rolls him up from behind, putting his feet on the ropes for extra leverage…
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The referee sees MVP’s feet and stops counting.
The referee kicks MVP’s feet off the ropes and gets in his face. MVP and the referee begin arguing back and forth. MVP declares that the referee isn’t doing his job and the ref thinks MVP’s trying to pull a fast one…
King: MVP just can’t seem to get along with anyone.
MVP goes tired of this and shoves the referee out of the way. He goes right back after Roode, who has had time to recover and kicks him in the stomach before executing a picture perfect Perfect plex, bridging it and going for the cover…
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MVP kicks out!
Roode can’t believe that. He looks at the referee and says that should have been three. The ref says it was only two, so now it’s Roode’s turn to get in the official’s face. The two exchange words until Robert Roode realizes that it’s pointless. He goes back to MVP, who just like Roode before has had time to recover. As Roode looks to attack, MVP leaps off the mat from a knee; grabbing Roode by the head and slamming him face first onto the canvas…
King: Play of The Day!!!
Roode’s body goes limp as MVP shoots the half and covers him for the win…
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Roode kicks out!
MVP is beside himself. He’s had enough of this. He rolls under the ring ropes and heads over to the timekeeper’s station. There, he snatches Roode’s NWA World Championship and brings it back into the ring…
Cole: I don’t like what MVP’s got planned.
MVP stalks Roode, holding the title, ready to pounce on him. He’s going to knock him out with his own Championship. Roode pulls himself to his feet and MVP cocks back, ready to pounce…
King: This is a travesty!
At the last minute as the title is reared back, the referee grabs it from MVP! MVP and the referee share a few words before the referee takes the Championship and gives it back to the timekeeper, telling him to keep it in safe hands. What the referee doesn’t see is that MVP has used this time to take off the custom “MVP†chain from around his neck, wrap it around his fist and hit Roode right in the face with it!
King: Come on! MVP just hit Roode with that damn necklace!
Cole: And the referee never saw it!
Roode goes down like a ton of bricks as MVP puts the chain in his boot and covers Roode…
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King: Not like this…
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Roberts: Here is your winner; Montel Vontavious Porter; MVP!!
“I’m Comin†plays for the second time this evening and MVP has his hand raised. The Chicago crowd boos him but he shrugs them off. MVP stands over Roode and does the “Ballin†taunt before leaving the ring and heading up the ramp as The Great American Bash heads elsewhere.
Bray Wyatt: Brothers and Sisters!... our time has come... my time has arrived!. The clock has dawned, the sun has risen, the church bells are ringin', the birds are chirpin' and Bray Wyatt... well Bray Wyatt's about to ascend. Tonight my brothers, and my sisters, I will embark on my first ever World Heavyweight Championship match... I will enter the King of The Mountain match at The Great American Bash. And I will enter a pauper and leave a king. A king of all I purvey and you will all be my court. Y'see believin' in Bray Wyatt has it's qualities... you're all safe, you're all well educated and yer all about to be taken with Bray Wyatt to the promised land 'cos with that title in my possession I can take it to the next phase, man. I can become truly powerful. And you've gotta believe that Bray Wyatt ain't gonna pass this opportunity up don't ya?... you've gotta believe in Bray Wyatt. And like I always say, brothers and sisters, good things come to those who believe in Bray Wyatt. You all believe in Bray Wyatt and y'all get the comfort of knowin' that my love will keep you strong through the end times that will soon incur... Cousin Eli o'er here, he believes, and he's got the opportunity to follow Bray Wyatt around and learn his ways and become powerful like Bray Wyatt.
Bray Wyatt sits in the middle of the circle and takes his hat off, he shakes his hair, it drapes across his face as the camera zooms in.
Most importantly however, Bray Wyatt, believes in Bray Wyatt. And I believe that a new dawn is soon to be upon us children. A new era. The new horizon and I plan to be that era, that horizon. I plan on winning the World Heavyweight Championship and becoming truly powerful for it will signal the end of times for humanity. But humanity we are not children. We are stronger than simple human beings... we are divine, and you are divine through your belief in Bray Wyatt... you are all IMMORTAL like Bray Wyatt. And you will all live forever like Bray Wyatt... but in order to truly reach this immortality... Bray Wyatt must become champion, because like the Holy Grail in Christian scripture, the World Heavyweight Championship can give to it's holder unfathomable power. It will give the power for my words to be heard be EVERYONE... it will give me the power to reach IMMORTALITY and it will give me the power to stand tall as the world of humanity crumbles around it's one and true spiritual leader... your brother in arms, Bray Wyatt. And as the world crumbles I will not save it. Not as an act of vengeance for the troubles I have faced but as an act of kindness. This world needs to be restarted. And I will usher in this rebirth. And all of you can stand in the fiery circle that many of the less believin' may refer to as hell and you can hold my hand as we are all reborn... and we can dance on the ashes and sing songs of the glory of Bray Wyatt and his congregation... ladies and gentlemen... brothers and sisters, children of the faith... tonight is our final act. Tonight we usher in the new era. The next world. Tonight I am the rider for doomsday and I promise you all that I will become World Champion... I will become truly divine and I will because I, and all of you... BELIEVE.
Bray Wyatt's followers stand and join hands around Bray Wyatt as he stands arms extended looking to the sun as the video zooms in to Bray's face one more time and he whispers.
Believe...
The video goes to static and we return ringside.
Lillian Garcia: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UWF Tag Team Championships.
When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.
From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.
The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.
This. Is. Sting.
After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the titantron screen lights up with the entrance video of the "Icon".
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Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, being accompanied by Jim Cornette, the team of The Icon Sting and Samoa Joe, The Black and White Machine.
The crowd goes nuts as Sting and Joe come out on stage looking around, Cornette seems to be doing some last minute game planning talking to both men but they seem more focused on heading down to the ring, Joe sliding into the ring as Sting runs up the steel steps and gets into the ring both men standing in the middle of the ring and looking out to the cheering crowd with determined looks on their faces.
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William Regals theme hits the arena and the crowd give off a mixed reaction, Regal appears on stage with his right hand behind his back and his left arm up slightly. A smug look across his face as he stops at the top of the ramp.
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'24:7' by Dale Oliver hits the PA system and before too long Shark Boy emerges from behind the curtain to a rapturous ovation, he wastes no time in walking down the ramp, his head bobbing, mouthing off to everybody and everything as Regal follows him with a slower more methodical pace.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, The team of William Regal and Sharkboy, The English Tide.
Sharkboy walks up the ring steps and through the ropes into the ring where he walks straight past his opponents and heads to the top rope to throw his fists in the air and shoot out his signature 'Fin Salute'. Shark Boy does this on all four ring corners as Regal simply stares across the ring at his two opponents.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: It’s time for Interbrand tag team action, Smackdown’s Black and White Machine, Samoa Joe & Sting versus Raw’s William Regal & Shark Boy!
Jerry Lawler: JR, your time has no chance against our team! You wanna know why? Because our team isn’t fat and old!
Sting and William Regal start out for the match, Sting chuckles as Samoa Joe nods his head, watching on as Sting and William Regal lock it in the centre of the ring a collar and elbow tie up but Sting turns it around into a side headlock; William Regal quickly sends Sting into the ring ropes, Sting rebounds and delivers a diving shoulder block, taking down Regal in the middle of the ring. Sting rolls to his feet and roars as William Regal staggers back to his feet, only to receive a scoop slam from the Icon before Sting hooks the leg.
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Jim Ross: Well, Raw isn’t putting up much of a fight!
Jerry Lawler: Don’t count us out yet JR!
William Regal kicks out!
Regal’s shoulder shoots off the canvas as Sting straight away hoists William Regal feet, Sting then sends William Regal across the ring with the Irish Whip before flipping up and over with the high back bodydrop! William Regal clutches his lower back as he quickly scrambles across the ring and makes the tag to Shark Boy! Shark Boy leaps into the ring and goes straight for Sting, but Sting counters with a big hip-toss taking Shark Boy over, but William Regal tries to get involved once more but Sting delivers a high to the gut before grabbing William Regal into a Reserve Headlock to nail the Scorpion Death Drop to William Regal. The fans go nuts as Sting tags in Samoa Joe, Joe leaps into the ring as Shark Boy gets to his feet, Shark Boy goes for a boot to the gut but Joe catches it and spins Shark Boy around before hoisting up into a Urnage! The fans go nuts as Joe makes a cover on Shark Boy.
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Jim Ross: What was that about Raw being a good team!?
Shark Boy manages to get a shoulder up!
The fans half pop for Shark Boy kicking out but this is clearly a not gonna be Raw’s Day, when suddenly Almost Famous jump the barricade and begin to stand behind Raw, cheering them on as Samoa Joe’s eyes follow Almost Famous, giving Shark Boy a chance to leap across the ring and tags in William Regal; Regal tries another charge at the distracted Samoa Joe but Joe just casually walks to the side and William Regal crashes into Smackdown turnbuckle before staggering straight into Samoa Joe, who hoists him up into a massive Samoan Backdrop!
Jerry Lawler: C’mon Almost Famous, do something!
Jim Ross: Clutching at straws King? You’re as bad as Michael Cole now!
Joe yells at William Regal to stay down as he tags in the Icon himself, Sting! Sting points at Almost Famous, who shakes their heads and point at their banner, continuously chanting Raw on but it’s frutile as Sting grabs the staggering William Regal into a second Scorpion Death Drop of the evening. Samoa Joe leans on the ring ropes, ready to move if Shark Boy or Almost Famous get involved but that doesn’t look like it will happen as Sting hooks the leg of William Regal.
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Jim Ross: Goodnight Raw!
Jerry Lawler: Hey, it’s only over because the fat lady sings, aka, Samoa Joe’s mom! Haha!
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via pinfall at 05:21 (AND NEW UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS): The Black & White Machine (Sting & Samoa Joe)
The fans cheer as Sting hooks the leg of William Regal, all three members of the Black and White Machine stand in the middle of the ring as they’re handed the shiny and brand spanking new World Tag Team titles, while Shark Boy & Almost Famous all shake their heads and leave the ringside area disappointed that the gold isn’t going to raw, but Sting & Samoa Joe stand tall and proud with Jim Cornette cheering them on. We go backstage once more.
Lillian Garcia: The Following contest is a Retirement Match, if Nigel McGuinness is to lose he must retire, it is scheduled for one fall.
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“Final Countdown†by Europe plays as the crowd turn their attention towards the stage. Then, after a few moments, Bryan Danielson, emerges through the curtain looking out to the crowd pausing before raising his hands up and shouting Yes!
Lillian Garcia: Introducing First: From Aberdeen, Washington...Bryan Danielson.
Bryan comes down the ramp, his Yes shouts at full swing with seemingly every step until he reaches ringside. Turning to the steel steps and climbing up the turnbuckle putting one foot on the top rope and the other on the side raising both hands up once more with a resounding Yes! Bryan steps up on the top rope dropping down into the ring with both feet landing on the mat, he stands in the middle of the ring looking around before turning towards the stage giving one last Yes as he awaits his opponent.
Hoooooowl!
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The fans suddenly erupt as Nigel McGuinness old UCW theme hits the PA system and from the backstage he marches out, stopping on stage and looking straight ahead at Bryan in the ring. After a few moments, Nigel finally makes his way down the ramp.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from London, England he is the General Manager of UWF Smackdown…being accompanied by Chelsea, Nigel McGuinness.
Nigel walks around the ring to the steel steps, holding on to the ring post before walking across the ring apron. On the apron he stares at Bryan, taking his entrance jacket off and letting it fall behind him. Moving his hand up to his glasses and taking them off the entire time staring a whole through his adversary, he steps into the ring standing across from his opponent awaiting for the bell to ring.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: This match is gonna be one hell of a slobberknocker match, but Roddy, can Bryan Danielson defeat Nigel McGuinness when McGuinness is quite frankly one of the toughest and ferocious competitors in the history of UCW! But he’s not only putting his undefeated streak on the line but he’s entire career is on the line!
Roddy Piper: JR, these two are equally matched in the ring but McGuinness is no doubt the more physical competitor but can Bryan Danielson’s brains overcome McGuinness Brawn?
Chelsea climbs off the ring apron as McGuinness and Bryan Danielson stare at each other across the ring, both with sinister looks in the eyes, Charles Robinson watches on, knowing this encounter is gonna be a hard hitting one, McGuinness makes the first move and moves up to the centre of the ring and challenges Bryan Danielson to a Gecko-Roman knuckle lock. Bryan accepts and the two lock their fingers and knuckles together into a intense knuckle lock, McGuinness demonstrates his strength, squeezing on knuckles of Danielson. Danielson screams in discomfort as McGuinness readjusts his position and leans over and forces Danielson down onto his knees but Nigel keeps on going to the discomfort of McGuinness but Bryan rolls onto his back and places his boots into the into gut of McGuinness and manages to push him up into the air; Nigel manages to reserves it and lands back on his feet and uses the momentum to send Bryan up and over into a Monkey Flip, Danielson crashes and burns on the canvas as McGuinness gets back to his feet and yells at Bryan Danielson to bring it.
Jim Ross: At the moment, I think Nigel is showing demonstrating why he was undefeated in UCW.
Roddy Piper: It’s still early going here JR, but this could be on curious encounter.
Danielson gets back to his feet and shakes his hands, trying to shake the pain away as he looks back at Nigel McGuinness who readjusts his elbow pads and taunts Danielson to bring it once more; The American Dragon nods his head and circles around the ring before both men lock it up in a collar and elbow tie up in the centre of the ring; McGuinness begins to shunt Bryan Danielson backwards towards one of the turnbuckle Danielson tries to reserve the momentum as it’s too late and McGuinness slams Danielson into the turnbuckle. Charles Robinson tells Nigel to break it clearly, McGuinness backs off, freeing Bryan Danielson but Danielson returns the favour with a slap across the face of McGuinness.
Roddy Piper: Well, that isn’t very manly was it by Bryan Danielson?
Jim Ross: No doubt, Bryan Danielson is attempting to get into the head of Nigel McGuinness but that might just anger him.
McGuinness holds the side of his jaw as Danielson chuckles and mocks McGuinness but McGuinness regains his composure and taunts Bryan to try it another time, Danielson charges out of the corner but McGuinness throws up his elbow and delivers a vicious elbow smash to face of Bryan Danielson. McGuinness then follows up with a European Uppercut, knocking the wind out of Danielson, Nigel delivers a second and a third one, forcing Danielson against the turnbuckle; sensing an opportunity to win it in the early, McGuinness hoists up Bryan onto top turnbuckle into a seated position, seemingly looking for the Tower of London but Bryan Danielson quickly delivers a thumb to the eye of Nigel McGuinness, blinding the General Manager of Smackdown.
Jim Ross: What a cheap shot by Bryan Danielson!
Roddy Piper: Hey! That was one of my signature tactics, apparently Bryan Danielson has learnt from me!
Danielson manages to stand up on the top turnbuckle and takes a deep breathe before leaping off going for the Diving Dropkick, connecting with Nigel McGuinness, sending him across the ring into the opposite corner. Bryan Danielson roars and prepares to charge across the ring as Nigel McGuinness pulls himself up from the corner, Bryan roars and charges across the ring, Nigel McGuinness manages to dodge to the side but Bryan Danielson manages to run up the turnbuckle and flips off as Nigel goes for him but misses but Nigel grabs the ring ropes himself and hoists himself and pushes outwards going for the Mule Kick but as he pushes back, Bryan Danielson steps back. Nigel lands on his feet but it’s too late as Bryan Danielson leaps up and boots him Nigel McGuinness in the ass, sending him flying through the middle and top turnbuckle, right shoulder first into the ring post!
Roddy Piper: Ah JR, this what you call tactical wrestling!
Jim Ross: Too right Roddy, I can’t remember the last time, McGuinness had been matched technically before, is this a sign that Bryan Danielson has Nigel’s number?
With Nigel stuck between the two turnbuckles, Danielson seizes the moment and leaps out of the ring and runs around where Nigel McGuinness is trapped and grabs his arm, and with all his strength, Danielson smashes McGuinness right arm against the ring post, McGuinness grunts in agony as Danielson delivers a second crushing slam against the ring post for McGuinness’ right arm. Bryan Danielson delivers a third slam, McGuinness now roars in agony as Charles Robinson has enough and yells at Bryan to stop and threats to count Danielson, as Danielson quickens the pace and delivers another two brutal blows to McGuinness’ arm. Bryan Danielson then shows traits of his former moniker yells at Charles Robinson “I HAVE TILL FIVE!†which gets a cheap pop as Danielson climbs into the ring and pulls Nigel McGuiness out from the corner and prepares to go to work on his injured right arm.
Jim Ross: Roddy, you might right about Bryan Danielson’s brains because if Danielson removes McGuinness’ right arm, he cannot connect with the Lariat, the Tower of London nor use his submission move, the Thames Barrier!
Roddy Piper: Ahhh, Jim Ross, you’re finally realising what it takes to be a good wrestler! I wanna see how Nigel McGuinness, our beloved General Manager can wrestle without his finisher moves!
Danielson takes Nigel McGuinness with a brutal right arm, arm drag and floating it over into a modified armbar, Nigel McGuinness roars in discomfort as Danielson adjusts the hold once more, this time adding a leg-grapevine and pulls back on the arm; McGuinness shakes his head and looks for an escape root out of the hold as Danielson begins to twist the right arm of McGuinness arm around. McGuinness is clearly in discomfort as he lays on the mat but this means his shoulders are down, Charles Robinson slides across and begins to make the count on McGuinness’ shoulders.
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McGuinness gets his left shoulder off the canvas to cheers of the fans; Danielson doesn’t give up the relentless assault on Nigel’s left arm as he makes another brutal twisting on the arm, Nigel shoots off the canvas and screams in agony; Charles Robinson looks into the eyes of Nigel McGuinness and asks him if he wants to give it up, Nigel McGuinness shakes his head and responds “you can bugger right off sunshine!†before some how, in what looks to be a very painful momentum manages to roll ontop of Bryan Danielson, trapping him in a cradle pin attempt.
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Jim Ross: How much pain do you think, Nigel McGuinness is in right now, Hotrod?
Roddy Piper: A lot JR but at the same time he has no choice!
Danieslon realises his grip on McGuinness to break up the pin, Nigel rolls away from Danielson, with his right arm completely lip he clutches it with his left as Danielson charges at him, Nigel McGuinness follows up with a left handed European Uppercut but it doesn’t buy him much time as he then delivers a elbow shot with his left arm but Danielson blocks it and delivers a martial art kick to the right arm of McGuinness, then a second one and follows up with a third and final one, McGuinness is in absolute annoying as Bryan takes Nigel McGuinness down with another right armed arm drag and straight back to the modified armbar to Nigel’s right arm.
Jim Ross: Bryan Danielson is relentless tonight!
Roddy Piper: How much can Nigel McGuinness take though?
This time, to add more pressure on Nigel McGuinness’ right arm, Danielson arches his back, forcing McGuinness body up into a pain angle. McGuiness is in clear agony but is refusing to give up as he tries to move his body towards the ring ropes, dragging all the weight of Bryan Danielson with him, McGuinness is inches away from the ring ropes but he can’t reach them with his left; once again Charles Robinson asks McGuinness if he wants to give it up but McGuinness refuses profusely as he holds his head before reaching out for the ring ropes one more time, he is inches away, his eyes are possessed as he wills himself to grab that bottom rope which gets the fans going wildly but Danielson refuses to release the hold, Charles Robinson begins to count him out.
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Jim Ross: Bryan Danielson is milking his luck here folks!
Roddy Piper: It’s wise decision making by Bryan Danielson, he’s doing as much as he can to cripple Nigel McGuinesss!
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Bryan Danielson releases the hold finally as Charles Robinson calls for the five count, Bryan rolls to his feet and squares up to Charles Robinson and holds his right hand and yells at him “I HAVE TILL FIVE!†Charles Robinson warns him if he does it again, he’s going to be disqualified but during the two arguing McGuinness has managed to regain his composure and grabs Danielson with his left and pulls him down into a roll-up, McGuinness puts all his body weight ontop of Bryan Danielson as he right arm is completely useless.
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Jim Ross: Blah god, Bryan Danielson may have just cost himself the match against our General Manager!
Roddy Piper: I don’t quite know if this is just JR!
Danielson manages to kick out!
Danielson uses all his strength to push McGuinness off of him, but Danielson keeps a grip of McGuinness’ right arm and goes straight back into the modified armbar!
Jim Ross: Bryan Danielson like a rabid pitbull with that armbar submission!
Roddy Piper: JR, Danielson is after to cripple our General Manager, it isn’t about winning, it’s about crippling him!
McGuinness slams his fist onto the canvas out frustration, realising he trapped once more in the armbar but McGuinness refuses to lay down and die as he begins to readjust his position, McGuinness stares straight into the eyes of Danielson before grabbing Danielson by the trunks and with all his strength he hoists up Bryan Danielson and slams him back down onto the canvas with a thud, knocking the wind out of Danielson, Danielson finally releases his grip on McGuinness, who staggers back and clutches at his right arm in absolute agony as Danielson catches his breathe and gets back to his feet and prepares to go straight back at Nigel McGuiness.
Jim Ross: Look at Bryan Danielson, not a moments rest for our General Manager!
Roddy Piper: Ah man, this isn’t good for Nigel McGuinness!
Danielson has pushed his luck one to many times as Nigel McGuinness and manages to dodge out of the way of Danielson attack sending Danielson chest first into the turnbuckles, Danielson staggers back straight into a superkick from McGuinness sending Danielson back into the turnbuckle, McGuinness follows through with a vicious Short-Left Armed Lariat into the back Danielson’s head. Danielson stumbles out of the corner and McGuinness spins around and delivers a finally short-arm lariat, knocking him down early, McGuinness moves his body on top of Danielson for a cover, as Charles Robinson makes a count.
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Jim Ross: McGuinness might have it here!
Roddy Piper: You might right, but that wasn’t the full on Jawbreaker Lariat!
Danielson kicks out!
McGuinness shakes his head in frustration as he picks himself up, still with zero mobility in his right arm he looks at Charles Robinson before grabbing Danielson by the arm and picks him back up to his feet and goes to send him across the ring but Danielson reserves and sends McGuinness into the ropes, as McGuinness comes back; Danielson quickly moves to the side and McGuinness collides with Charles Robinson, sending him flying out of the ring! McGuinness, turns around and manages to dodge follow up Running Big Boot from Danielson. Before going back into the opposite ring ropes, McGuinness rebounds back as Danielson turns around straight into the Jawbreaker Lariat with his left arm! The fans go wild as McGuinness hooks the leg of Bryan Danielson but there is no referee!
Jim Ross: My god! Nigel McGuinness could be the victor here but Charles Robinson is out cold.
The fans begin to count it instead “One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven…†McGuinness then realises the referee is completely out of it on the outside and shakes his head in frustration as he pulls himself up using the ring ropes.
Roddy Piper: Bryan Danielson just got a lucky break from Charles Robinson being another glass referee!
McGuinness yells at Charles Robinson, who is entirely unresponsive on the outside, but McGuinness larking about on the outside gives Bryan Danielson the chance he’s begging for as he rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the ring apron and pulls out a steel chair from underneath the ring before sliding back in. McGuinness turns around as Danielson charges at him with the steel chair, McGuinness manages to dodge the swing and delivers a thunderous kick to the back of Danielson’s knee, causing the knee to buckle underneath Danielson. McGuinness then kicks the chair out of the ring and yells at Bryan Danielson “Ain’t no cheap way outs in this contest!†Bryan looks out of the ring and quickly bails, desperate to get the steel chair, knowing the damage it could cause!
Jim Ross: This match is falling apart but McGuinness is trying to keep it a fair contest!
McGuiness rolls out of the ring as Bryan Danielson tries to grab the steel chair but McGuinness shoulder tackles Danielson, sending him into the barricade. McGuinness then delivers a big boot to the face of Bryan Danielson, but Danielson stumbles backwards across the ringside area and flops against the ring steps; McGuinness then goes for a running knee lift but Danielson grabs the knee, and then grabs the trunks of McGuinness with his other hand and pulls McGuinness straight into the ring post, injured right arm first. Danielson scrambles over to the steel chair and drives it into the injured right arm of McGuinness with such a loud thud as the some of the fans cringe in agony.
Roddy Piper: Oh man! That was a very brutal shot by Danielson!
Jim Ross: McGuinness is trying to keep this a fair fight but Danielson just throw that out of the window!
Danielson another heavy blow to the arm of McGuinness, Chelsea finally tries to get involved but Danielson shoves her onto the ground, knocking into Charles Robinson who’s finally coming to, Danielson quickly panics and slides the steel chair underneath the ring. Danielson doesn’t stop his Brutal assault though as he climbs around the otherside of the ring post and grabs both arms of McGuinness, McGuinness on one side and Danielson on the other. Danielson roars as he pulls McGuinness into the ring post, completely unprotected, McGuinness forehead slams into the exposed steel! Danielson chuckles as he follows it up with a second one, then a third one, the fans blowing wildly as Chelsea begins to shake Charles Robinson, hoping Charles Robinson will stop it but to no avail as Danielson slams McGuinness head into the ring post for a fifth time.
Jim Ross: This is absolutely disgusting! Danielson should be suspended and everything! C’mon Nigel!
Roddy Piper: All is fair in love and war!
Danielson follows through with another five drives, completely seemingly knocking Nigel McGuinness out on his feet, Danielson goes back around and rolls McGuinness back into the ring before shaking referee Charles Robinson and tosses him into the ring after him. Danielson stares at Chelsea and tells her to go to the back but she responds with a slap but Charles Robinson doesn’t see it! Danielson decides against hitting her and slides back into the ring and makes a brash and cocky cover on Nigel McGuinness, seemingly thinking it’s over.
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Jim Ross: Kick out Nigel! KICK OUT!
Roddy Piper: Quit being so biased JR!
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NIGEL McGUINNESS KICKS OUT!
The fans erupt as Nigel’s left shoulder shoots off the canvas, Danielson screams at the dazed Charles Robinson that it was three and responds with “No, it was two!†Danielson shakes his head and rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the ring and pulls out an elbow pad, puts it on his right elbow and rolls back into the ring. McGuinness sides back up but has blood pouring down his face as Danielson delivers a roaring elbow to the back of McGuinness’ head, Nigel seems out of it as Danielson then produces to place Nigel in a crucifix hold, before driving the right elbow down across the forehead of Nigel! Danielson does it another time, then another, and another, Danielson doesn’t stop going as he does it about ten times to the dismay of the fans, Nigel McGuinness crumbles into a heap as Danielson chuckles and begins yelling “YES! YES! YES! YES!†before removing the elbow pad and doing it out the ring besides Chelsea. Chelsea looks at it as Danielson continues to act smug in the ring, Chelsea gets out a pair of scissors and realises it was loaded but it’s too late as Danielson places one boot across the chest of Nigel McGuinness as Charles Robinson makes the count.
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Jim Ross: This is a travesty! Nigel McGuinness has been cheated out of this contest by Bryan Danielson!
Roddy Piper: It coulda been JR, Danielson could used the help of Damien Sandow!
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Nigel McGuinness kicks out again!
The fans are all on their as Nigel McGuinness left shoulder is rolled off the canvas, McGuinness has a vacate stare about him, he’s completely out on his feet as Danielson is livid with the fact he cannot put away Nigel McGuinness, Danielson kicks the ring ropes and screams at Nigel McGuinness to get back to his feet. The dazed general manager slowly rises to his feet as Danielson grabs the left of McGuinness and Irish Whips him across the ring, McGuinness though has a burst of live and leans downards against the middle rope and rocks back and springboards forwards, catching Danielson completely off guard with a Pendulum Lariat! The fans are going nuts as the bloodied Nigel McGuinness goes for the cover, the fans are fully behind Nigel McGuinness as Charles Robinson makes the count on Danielson’s shoulders.
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Jim Ross: McGuinness has done it! He’s done it!
Roddy Piper: You’re telling me, JR!
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BYRAN DANIELSON KICKS OUT!
The fans leap out of their seats in absolute shock as Danielson arm shoots off the canvas, Nigel McGuinness winces in frustration as the blood pours down his face; McGuinness stands back up and clutches his right arm and taunts Danielson to get back up, Danielson worse for ware gets back up as McGuinness spins Danielson around and tosses him into the turnbuckle before following through with a left European Uppercut, McGuinness with all his raw strength lifts up Danielson onto the top rope when the unwelcomed arrival of Damien Sandow is apparent, he rushes up onto the ring rope and some how tosses something into the ring before eating the Left-Armed Jawbreaker Lariat, knocking him off the ring apron! The fans go nuts as Nigel McGuinness nails the groggy Danielson with another left handed European Uppercut before grabbing him by the head. McGuinness walks out, rope hanging Danielson before driving him down with the Tower of London! The fans go nuts as Nigel McGuinness makes another cover on Danielson, seemingly it.
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Roddy Piper: There is no way Danielson can kick out of this.
Jim Ross: This match is finally over!
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Sandow puts Danielson foot on the bottom rope!
Charles Robinson spots it and tells McGuinness he hasn’t won the match, McGuinness accepts it and looks out of the ring and see Sandow leaning besides ring post, McGuinness roars at Sandow that he is next but the distraction Sandow is playing is allowing Danielson to crawl over to the white package, Danielson reveals it’s a pair of brass knuxs, as McGuinness stumbles over to Danielson, Danielson seizes the moment and nails McGuinness in the head. McGuinness collapses forward onto the belly, Danielson quickly hides the evidence in trunks before grabbing the arms of McGuinness and flips over into the Cattle Mutilation!
Jim Ross: My god, Cattle Mutilation! This match is certainly over!
Roddy Piper: Ahh, after all the damage that Danielson has done to McGuinness’s arm, no doubt McGuinness is gonna tap!
McGuinness roars in agony and tries to move his feet to find the ring ropes but it’s incredibly hard for him to do as he cannot see a thing but McGuinness tries to persevere, desperately hunting for the ring ropes, Charles Robinson slides over to McGuinness and asks him if he wants to give it up, McGuinness refuses and screams “NO!†as Danielson yells “TAP OUT OR YOU’LL SNAP!†McGuinness rolls and tries to move himself backwards but it’s too no avail but he’s refusing to give it up.
Jim Ross: With that injured right arm, it’ll be best for Nigel to give up, you did your best Nigel, your undefeated streak isn’t worth permanent injury!
Roddy Piper: This isn’t about his streak JR, this is about the pride of Smackdown!
McGuinness tries to readjust himself once more but it’s almost futile, seemingly McGuinness is trapped in the middle of the ring, Danielson tries to add more pressure to the injury but McGuinness is still refusing to give up, McGuinness with one last gasp manages to get to his feet and Bryan Danielson arches over, McGuinness finally attempting to use his right arm locks in Danielson head underneath, clearly in agony, he drops Danielson with an Emerald Flowsion! The fans go bonkers as McGuinness goes to hook the leg of Danielson but Damien Sandow leaps up onto the ring apron and distracts referee, Charles Robinson!
Jim Ross: That damn, Damien Sandow! His interfering ass is gonna cost Nigel McGuinness, his job, his career, his lively hood here tonight!
McGuinness gets back to his and pushes past Charles Robinson and quite literally headbutts Damien Sandow before going back to Danielson, Charles Robinson quickly checks on Damien Sandow but another bad decision on his part because as McGuinness pulls up Danielson, Danielson pulls out the pair of Brass Knuxs and nails McGuinness in the head with them for a second time and then pounds him, three to four more times before disposing of the evidence. McGuinness is clearly out of it, Danielson goes back into place McGuinness in the Cattle Mutilation! Chelsea screams at Nigel McGuinness to wake up but there’s no sign of life from the Smackdown General Manager!
Roddy Piper: JR, I think Nigel is out of this!
Jim Ross: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT FROM BRYAN DANIELSON! IT’S BULLSHIT RODDY!
Charles Robinson rolls back into the ring and sees Nigel McGuinness not even moving and Bryan Danielson having the Cattle Mutilation lock in tight, Charles Robinson slides across and grabs the right arm of Nigel McGuinness and lifts it up for the first time…
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Jim Ross: NOT THIS WAY!
Charles Robinson shakes his head and lifts the right arm up of Nigel McGuinness for a second time, and let’s go of it.
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Roddy Piper: You want to know what’s even worse, JR? It’s the dead arm of Nigel McGuinness which is being used to count him out!
Charles Robinson lifts up the arm for a final time, the fans chanting for Nigel to wake up but it seems all in vein as Charles Robinson let’s go for third and final time.
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Jim Ross: THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT! THE REFEREE HAS A MADE A BAD DECISION TONIGHT AND THE CAREER OF DESMOND WOLFE HAS GONE DOWN THE DRAIN AT THE HANDS OF Y.E.S!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via TKO at 37:21: Bryan Danielson
Bryan Danielson rolls to his feet and laughs before climbing the turnbuckle and screams “YES! YES! YES!†at the top of his voice, as he turns and sinisterly laughs at unconscious Nigel McGuinness, Danielson leaps down off the ring ropes as Chelsea & Charles Robinson are tending to the unconscious Nigel. Sandow slides into the chuckle and joins in the mockery of the unconscious; Chelsea cradles Nigel McGuinness as Sandow and Bryan Danielson look down at Chelsea & McGuinness before kneeling down and twisted smirk on his face, Bryan grabs the right hand of McGuinness and shakes it and goes “Yes… yes… yes…†before letting going, both members of Y.E.S begin to celebrate in the ring over the broken body of McGuinness. We head backstage where the number one contender to the UWF Championship is standing by.
The Great American Bash has been an unbelievable success thus far, with many entertaining match-ups living up to the hype surrounding them. Many more are still to come, but for now we're given a break from in-ring action and have been sent backstage. There's no Matt Striker or Josh Matthews, but there IS the number one contender to the UWF Championship. Christian stares down the barrel of the camera, a grin ever present, as we have come to expect from him, looking very confident for his match later in the evening.
Christian: Tonight's the night.
Christian pauses, looks down momentarily, before looking back up at the camera.
Christian: It's been a long journey for me to find myself in the position of competing for a World Championship once again, but it's a position that I thoroughly deserve to be in. See I may not be the most popular guy on the roster, but popularity shouldn't ever deny you what should be yours. Popularity is merely a tool some superstars use to tie a blindfold around the eyes of authority, therefore twisting their arm until they get what they want, until they're given everything they know they don't deserve. This all leaves hard working and honest men like me with nothing, slaving away in the gym, searching for every conceivable way to get noticed. It reaches a point where being the best at what you do, being victorious in countless matches... it gets you nowhere, but what clearly WILL get you somewhere is connecting with the UWF Universe. That used to be me, but not anymore. I've long moved on from the guy who'd stand in that ring and suck up to my peeps, in fact that guy is never... coming... back. Never, and I mean that, because from the moment I turned my back on my peeps I became destined for greatness. I no longer need to cut corners to get my way, because now authority figures like Teddy Long have finally removed the blindfold and are no longer influenced by the biased crowds.
Although Christian cannot hear them, the crowd choose to boo him anyway.
Christian: I debuted in this company seeking one... more... World Championship match, and although I had to go through opponents who were clearly not on the same level, I persevered and to this day remain undefeated and just one step away from becoming UWF Champion. In just two short months, I have gone from the very bottom of Tuesday Night Raw to the absolute top, defeating the likes of Zack Ryder, Chris Jericho, Antonio Cesaro, Wade Barrett, Austin Aries and CM Punk along the way, even contributing to the downfall of a few careers too. The one name I failed to mention in my list of victims is the champ himself, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, who I have beaten three times and single handedly transformed him from a complete and utter disgrace into a confident man. See Steve was reaching the end of his career; it came a time where it looked like he wouldn't even make it to the pay-per-view as I had systematically dismantled him both physically and mentally. Steve used the constant embarrassments to fuel him into changing his ways, changing his attitude, and go running back to the UWF Universe. I begged and begged Steve to revert back to the man who dominated the WWE and UCW, Stunerring whoever he felt like... only so I could beat him for a FOURTH time in succession and take the UWF Championship away from him.
Christian looks down at his hands and envisions the championship in his possession.
Christian: I want that championship more than anything I have ever wanted in my entire life, and later tonight it will become mine. I have done everything to warrant being known as the face of Tuesday nights, but for as long as Steve is trashing a prestigious championship in our company by not only altering its look but by just having it referred to as "his championship", nobody will ever believe that Raw is MY show. This has nothing to do with the New World Order, both Randy and Cody have their own problems to worry about, this is about me fulfilling MY destiny, and later tonight, it's exactly what I'm going to do. The only way Steve is going to leave The Great American Bash as UWF Champion is if he brings a chair into our match and gets himself disqualified, just like he did five nights ago on Raw. If that happens, not only will I have beaten Steve again, not only will my undefeated streak extend to eight consecutive victories, but the entire world will have come to the realisation that Captain Charisma has the Rattlesnake by the throat and is the undisputed UWF Champion... but I'm not going to let it come down to that. Tonight is the end of the Austin era, but it's the beginning of a bigger, brighter, and more charismatic era. Tonight is the beginning of Raw's uprise, led by UWF's only Captain. Tonight... Christian's Campaign ends.
Christian looks very determined and is ready for his huge match later tonight. The smile's gone, the glare is in full force, and Christian's big opportunity isn't too far away. Will he accomplish what he has set out to achieve? We'll have to wait until later in the night, as we're taken to ringside.
Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now time for the United States Championship. In the mind of the Champion; Cody Rhodes, this rivalry dates back to last August. Rhodes insists CM Punk is one of the primary reasons that he is the man that he is today.
King: Cody Rhodes has one of Raw's most dominant stars, only losing one match since UWF rebooted. And his run has been even more impressive since he was awarded the United States Championship back on June 12th. Since then, he has defeated Austin Aries, CM Punk and several others. But he has never been at this sort of disadvantage before.
Cole: What King is referring to is the fact that CM Punk thrives when he's in Chicago. He calls it his "sanctuary". It brings out a drive in Punk that few people can match. Can Cody Rhodes defeat CM Punk yet again? Or will the self proclaimed "Best in The World" become the New United States Champion. It's time to find out!
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Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next bout is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF United States Championship. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illonois....
Huge pop from the crowd!!!
Roberts: He is the challenger! C....M PUUUUUNNNNKKKK!!!!
" ... Love, your hate..
Your, faith lost..
You are now.. one of us!"
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"Miseria Cantare" by AFI pounds throughout the arena speakers, signifying the arrival of one man - CM Punk. The pop for the hometown boy is unbelivable. If possible, it gets even louder as Punk walks out onto the stage. Punk drops to a knee, gently stroking the entrance ramp before putting his wrist to his ear. He gets to his feet and yells out that it's "Clobbering Time". Punk gets to his feet and throws a few fists in the air before turning around and stretching his arms, enjoying the reaction that he's recieving.
Punk makes his way down the ramp and starts climbing the steel steps. He makes his way to the top rope where he throws his arms out and screams "Best In The World!!". Punk drops into the ring where he does before laps before sitting down Indian style in the center of the ring as he awaits the Champion.
Cole: I've never heard a reaction like this. It's deafening!!!
King: The only way I think this place would be any louder is if the Chicago Bears were in the Super Bowl and the Super Bowl was held in Chicago. This is madness.
Cole: And Jerry, if you're Cody Rhodes, how do you counter this? I'm sure Rhodes has a strategy heading into this, but I don't think he expected this sort of reaction for the challenger to his Championship.
Roberts: And his opponent from Marrietta, Georgia, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the reigning and defending UWF United States Champion; Cody Rhodes!
Whoa Oh
Cody Rhodes theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately get on their feet booing the stage. Cody Rhodes appears hiding his masked former dashing face, with every step turning his head and repeatedly moving his hands up and down at times covering his face.
As Rhodes makes it to ring side he looks in the ring while the camera zooms in on his face, Rhodes snarls before suddenly turning to his left and running up the steels steps. Walking to the middle of the ring apron he wipes his feet before entering the ring, in the middle of the ring he takes his hood off staring at the crowd with hatred in his eyes before. Snarling once again before crinking his neck to the side and waits for the bell.
The bell rings and the Chicago crowd is firmly behind their hometown hero; CM Punk. Rhodes blocks out the outside noise and simply focuses on the task at hand. Both men watch as the referee holds the title high in the air as the mat is set to begin. The title is removed from the ring and the two lock up. Punk is quick to attack, grabbing Rhodes by the arm and taking him to the canvas with a swift arm drag. Rhodes goes to the canvas but quickly gets to his feet. As he does, Punk goes low, looking for a low sweep kick. Rhodes sees it coming and hops over Punk’s leg. Rhodes then goes on the offensive, grabbing Punk by the arm and throwing him over towards the far ropes. As Punk bounces off them and comes back at Rhodes, the Champion lowers his head in an attempted back body drop. Punk sees this and leapfrogs over Rhodes and continues to run off the opposing ropes. Rhodes gets back in position just in time to turn around and see Punk coming. Rhodes uses his upper body strength to push Punk in the air and as the straight edge challenger hands in midair, Punk is able to wraps his legs around Rhodes’ neck and surprise the Champion with a Frankensteiner out of nowhere. After Punk performs the surprise counter, he reaches back and bridges Rhodes' legs, going for the first pinfall of this Championship bout….
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Rhodes kicks out!
Both men get to their feet at the same time, with Rhodes somewhat shocked at what has transpired so far. He stays focused none the less. Rhodes goes right after Punk, only to have the Challenger put him in a side headlock…
Cole: Punk has Rhodes on the defensive.
As Punk has the front head lock applied, Rhodes steps back to the near ropes and uses them to push Punk off. The headlock is broken and as Punk comes off the ropes, Rhodes it him with a standing shoulder block. Punk goes down and the Champion goes for a cover…
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Punk kicks out!
Rhodes quickly gets off his Challenger before dropping an elbow across Punk’s throat. Rhodes then goes for another cover…
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Punk kicks out!
Rhodes gets off Punk and lifts the Second City Saint to his feet. Rhodes throws Punk’s arm over his shoulder, before snapping off a beautiful suplex, driving the Challenger spine first onto the canvas. Rhodes floats over, driving his elbow into Punk’s face, going for yet another cover…
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Punk kicks out!
King: Cody Rhodes is wrestling his style of match. Slow, methodical, not letting Punk gather any momentum.
Rhodes lifts Punk off the canvas before Irish Whipping him towards the far corner. Punk counters and sends Rhodes towards the corner instead…
Cole: This may be the opening CM Punk needs.
Punk charges at the corner, hitting his patented high knee right to the jaw of Cody Rhodes. Rhodes’ head snaps back and Punk grabs hold of it before charging out of the corner, looking to finish the sequence with a running bulldog. Cody Rhodes knows all too well what’s coming and pushes CM Punk away, breaking the attempted bulldog. Rhodes then uses this opportunity to go low on Punk, clipping his left knee with a chop block. CM Punk falls to the canvas in pain as he grabs his knee. Rhodes goes over to Punk, taking said knee and stepping over it, before dropping all of his body weight onto it. Punk yells in agony as Rhodes covers him…
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Punk kicks out!
King: This is where Cody Rhodes is at his most dangerous!
Rhodes grabs Punk by the leg and drags him over to the far side of the ring. Cody rolls under the bottom rope before grabbing hold of Punk’s leg once more. He drags Punk near the ring pole before smirking at the Challenger and slamming his left knee directly into the steel pole. You can hear Punk cry in pain as Rhodes takes the knee and drives it into the pole for a second time…
Cole: In the battle of steel versus flesh Ladies and Gentlemen, steel always wins.
Rhodes acknowledges that the referee’s count is at 5 already. He proceeds to roll in the ring under the bottom rope, but isn’t finished. He rolls back to the outside and goes right after Punk. Rhodes grabs Punk by the knee before removing Punk’s left knee brace and throwing a pew fists onto the knee, weakening it for whatever he’s got in store. Rhodes then takes the knee and interlocks it with Punk’s other leg, applying a corner version of the Figure Four Leglock!
King: Oh My God! Cody Rhodes has got the figure four locked in on CM Punk.
Cole: Brilliant by Cody. Using the steel ring pole to apply even more damage is genius!
Rhodes has the submission applied tight, but technically CM Punk is in the ropes, so the referee has to count…
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Rhodes breaks the hold reluctantly!
Punk grabs his knee as Rhodes enters the ring. Rhodes looks down on the challenger, who is trying to crawl away. Punk crawls all the way to the other side of the ring as Rhodes stalks him the way a lion stalks his prey. The Champion knows that the Challenger is wounded. Punk uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet as Cody is ready to attack once again. As the Champion comes towards the Challenger, Punk is able to use his good leg to catch Rhodes with a boot to the stomach. This slows Rhodes, but doesn’t stop him. He comes at Punk again, only to have Punk meet him with another boot to the stomach. This one gives Punk the opening he needs. He pushes himself out of the corner, grabbing Rhodes by the head and taking him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Both Challenger and Champion lay on the mat for a moment before Punk crawls to a cover…
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Rhodes kicks out!
Punk hobbles to his feet, finally in control of this match. Cody Rhodes gets to his feet just in time as Punk charges at him, taking him to the canvas with a stiff clothesline. This surprises the Champion, who quickly gets to his feet, only to have Punk hit him with another. A frustrated Rhodes gets to feet once more, only to have the Challenger use his good leg to catch Rhodes square in the jaw with a jumping back heel kick. The babyface comeback has begun and the Chicago fans eat it up…
Cole: How is Punk doing this on one leg!?
King: It’s got to be the energy from his hometown fans!
Rhodes needs a second. He crawls over to a nearby corner, hoping for a break. The Challenger will not give it to him though. As Rhodes rests on the turnbuckle, Punk looks towards his people and tells them “That it’s time to try this againâ€. Punk charges at the turnbuckle, hitting Rhodes with the trademark running high knee. Punk does not waste any time, grabbing Rhodes head and this time hitting the running bulldog. The fans are eating it up as Punk gets to a knee. He puts his palms together on the side of his head, letting everyone know that it’s “nap timeâ€. Punk stands up, patiently stalking the United States Champion. Rhodes is a little worse for wear right now. He tries to shake off the cobwebs, but that bulldog took it out of him. Rhodes manages to stumble to his feet, but unknowing stumbles right to Punk. The Challenger lowers his shoulder, preparing to finish off Cody Rhodes…
King: If Punk gets him up, this place will explode!
Punk manages to get Cody onto his shoulders and King was right, the United Center fills with cheers. Punk has Cody Rhodes in position for the Go To Sleep…
Cole: We may have a new United States Champion!
Before Punk can perform his finishing move, his knee gives out and he drops Rhodes. The United States Champion grabs Cody before lifting him onto his shoulders and performing an impactful Alabama Slam! The ring shakes on impact as Rhodes goes for the cover…
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Punk rolls a shoulder!
Rhodes gets to his feet and smiles. He knows that Punk is vulnerable….
Cole: If Punk can’t get Rhodes up for the Go To Sleep, I don’t know how he can beat him.
Punk crawls back over to a corner for support. Rhodes goes right at him. The Champion takes Punk’s left knee and places it on the middle rope adjacent to him. Cody then takes a few steps back before charging back in towards Punt, trying to boot the knee….
King: This won’t be good for CM Punk!
At the last minute, Punk is able to free his leg and move out of the way. Rhodes hits nothing but turnbuckle pad, which surprises the Champion and gives Punk the opportunity to sneak up behind him before lifting him in the air and dropping him back on the canvas with a back body drop. Rhodes grabs his head on impact as the Challenger gets to his feet one more time. Punk gingerly makes his way over to the ring apron before slowly climbing to the top rope…
King: I don’t know how smart this is!
CM Punk moves slowly but does make it to the top. By the time he made it to the top, Cody Rhodes has gotten back to his feet. Rhodes leaps from the mat to the top turnbuckle…
Cole: What athleticism from the United States Champion!
Punk is ready for Rhodes though and as Rhodes lands on the top rope, the challenger catches him with a right hand to the stomach. This out of nowhere blow shocks the Champion and allows Punk to throws Rhodes’ arm over his shoulder and throw Cody back down onto the canvas with a front suplex!
King: Great counter by CM Punk! Now he’s in the driver’s seat!
Rhodes rolls over onto his back as CM Punk straightens himself out on the turnbuckle. Punk points both arms in the air paying homage to the legendary “Macho Man†Randy Savage. The Chicago fans all cheer “OOHH YEEEAAAHHH! as Punk yells “Best in The World†before diving off the top rope and dropping his trademark elbow onto Cody Rhodes’ chest. Punk crashes onto the Champion, driving all the air out of his lungs before going for a cover…
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Cole: New Champion!
3…NO! Rhodes kicks out!
Punk slaps the mat, thinking that he had Rhodes right there. He shakes off the frustration before getting to his feet one more time. He tells all of his hometown fans that this is over. Punk starts jumping in place, waiting for Cody Rhodes to get to his feet. He begs the United States Champion to get up and when Cody does, Punk spins Cody around and lifts him onto his shoulders…
Cole: Punk’s going for the Go To Sleep!
This time, the Challenger doesn’t waste any time. He quickly throws Rhodes off his shoulders and onto his knee, hitting the Go To Sleep!!
King: He got him!
The crowd cheers as Cody Rhodes’ body goes limp and he falls to the mat. What they don’t see is that CM Punk has fallen to the mat, grabbing his knee in pain. The crowd becomes silent, praying for their fallen Hero.
Cole: CM Punk brought Cody Rhodes’ face into his bad knee. That protective mask did more damage to Punk’s knee than Punk did to Rhodes’ face.
Cole is right! Punk rolls around the ring in obvious pain. The Go To Sleep may not have been the best idea. Punk attempts to block out the pain and starts crawling towards Cody Rhodes…
King: CM Punk may have some structural damage done to his knee.
Punk makes it over to Rhodes, a grimace on his face the entire time and covers the Champion…
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Rhodes kicks out!
Rhodes rolls a shoulder at 2 ½ and the expression on Punk’s face tells the story. He knows that may have been his last chance. Punk crawls over to the near ropes and tries to pull himself up, but as he makes it halfway, his knee buckles under him, sending him back down to the canvas…
Cole: CM Punk can’t even stand. The referee may have to consider calling this.
Over on the other side of the ring, Cody Rhodes is pulling himself to his feet. He looks over to Punk and notices the predicament that the Challenger is in. Rhodes limps over to Punk, mocking him the entire time. Rhodes goes right after the bad knee. He takes it, before steeping over, looking for another Figure Four Leglock…
King: Rhodes going back to what brought him!
But as Rhodes tries to grab Punk’s other leg, the Challenger is able to grab Rhodes’ head and inside cradle the Champion…
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King: What the!
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Rhodes kicks out!
Both men get to their feet, Punk obviously slower than Rhodes. Rhodes goes back on the attack, grabbing Punk by the arm and Irish Whipping him towards the near ropes. Punk bounces off the ropes and comes back at Rhodes who lifts him off the mat and slams him down hard with a ring-shaking Spinebuster! Rhodes wastes no time, going for another cover…
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Punk kicks out!
King: I think if you’re CM Punk, you need to live to fight another day!
Rhodes is genuinely shocked that Punk kicked out that time. Never the less, Rhodes stays focused. He drags Punk towards the turnbuckle. The Champion positions the Challenger right under the top rope before heading towards the ring apron and climbing to the top…
Cole: What’s Cody Rhodes going for? He’s out of his comfort zone up there.
Instead of facing Punk, Rhodes turns his back to his Challenger before flipping backwards off the top rope, performing a beautiful Moonsault!
King: Like him or not, Cody Rhodes performs the best moonsault in the business.
Before Rhodes crashes down onto Punk, the Challenger rolls out of the way and Rhodes hits nothing but canvas. The Chicago crowd chants “CM Punk!! CM Punk!!†trying to will the Challenger on. It seems to work as Punk picks himself up in the corner. He doesn’t stop there and he heads to the middle rope…
Cole: CM Punk is back on the attack!
Punk waits for his opponent to get up. Rhodes does and unwittingly stumbles right towards the corner where Punk is perched. Rhodes is still out of it after missing that moonsault. But once he reaches Punk, he regains his wits. As Punk is on the middle rope, Cody Rhodes immediately throws an elbow to Punk’s stomach. This slows Punk down, stopping him from jumping. Rhodes throws another one before climbing up to the middle rope with Punk. Rhodes throws a few fists, this time to Punk’s face, before the Challenger comes back with rapid fire forearms to the chest of the Champion…
Cole: Both men are going at it like prize fighters!
King: This is a match Cole!
Both men go back and forth, exchanging blows at every available opportunity. Punk hits the crushing blow, an uppercut right to Rhodes’ throat. Rhodes struggles to breathe after the blow, and subsequently almost falls off the middle rope. He saves himself by holding onto the top rope. But this has given CM Punk the opening that he needs. Punk slowly moves from the middle rope to the very top. Rhodes is still at his mercy, and just to be safe, Punk smashes Rhodes’ head onto the top turnbuckle pad…
Cole: This could be very dangerous!
Punk stands on the top rope in full control of this match. He grabs both of Rhodes’ arms before placing the Champion’s head between his legs. The fans get to their feet and witness greatness as Punk leaps off the top rope with a Double Underhook Facebuster to the Champion!
King: Pepsi Plunge! Punk’s going back to his Indy days!
Punk hits his trademark independent move. Both men are exhausted from this contest and both men lay on the mat as the referee begins his 10-count…
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Punk crawls over to the Champion, throwing an arm over him…
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Rhodes kicks out!
An exhausted Punk rolls his eyes in disbelief. He doesn’t give up. As soon as Rhodes kicks out, CM Punk jumps on him. Punk grabs Rhodes’ arm, wrapping it around his neck and wrenching back, applying the Anaconda Vice!
Cole: Punk’s got the Vice!
Punk’s choking Rhodes out with his own arm. Rhodes flails around the ring, looking for a way to break the hold. His legs aren’t close enough to the ropes…
King: Rhodes is going to have to find a way to make it to the ropes.
Rhodes does everything he can to break the hold. He tries pushing Punk off with his free arm, but that’s not working. Giving up on that strategy, he continues to try and make it to the ropes, but that doesn’t seem as if it’s going to happen. In an attempt to wriggle Punk off him, Rhodes rolls through, taking himself away from the ropes in the process…
Cole: Did he break it?
The plan backfired as CM Punk will not release the Anaconda Vice! And now Cody is far from the ropes. Rhodes fights back, but his movement is becoming less emphatic and less frequent. The Champion is starting to fade. The referee goes over to Rhodes and checks on him, asking if he wants to quit. Rhodes yells “NO!!†and continues to find a way to break the submission. Rhodes struggles to free himself, but the Anaconda Vice is like quick sand; the more you fight, the deeper you get sucked in…
King: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone in the Anaconda Vice this long.
Rhodes gets his second win and starts crawling towards the ropes. He uses his legs to drag himself towards them. Inch by inch, Rhodes drags both himself and Punk towards the nearest set of ropes. Punk realizes that they are getting freakishly close to breaking the hold, so he pulls back even more, applying more pressure in the process. Rhodes will not quit, moving even closer to the ropes and breaking the hold. He is only a legs length away; all he has to do is reach his foot out. Punk sees this too and does everything he can to make the Anaconda Vice even more unbearable. The question is “Who will win this war?†Punk pulls back even more as Rhodes uses his foot to feel for the ropes. He can’t seem to find it. Punk is a man possessed right now, refusing to give up on this submission…
The pain is becoming too much to bear and although the ropes are a few inches away, they may as well be miles away. Punk pulls back on the submission one more time and this proves to be the final straw as Cody Rhodes reaches his breaking point and uses his free hand to tap Punk’s shoulder repeatedly, signaling that he’s surrendering!!!
King: Punk did it! Punk did it!
Roberts: Here is your winner and the NEW UWF United States Champion; CM Punk!
Cole: Unbelievable! On one leg, CM Punk just ran through the hottest man in UWF.
CM Punk tries to stand up, but his knee gives out on him once more. The referee throws up the “X†arm signal, letting the officials in the back know that Punk may be seriously injured. A few more referees run down the ramp and enter the ring, trying to help Punk to his feet. They lift Punk off the canvas and rest him on their shoulders. Punk takes a deep breath and pushes them away, telling them that he’ll walk away on his own accord. Punk asks for his newly won Championship and the referee complies. The new Champion holds the title high in the air, yelling that he is “The Best In The World†before leaving the ring. An obviously hurt Punk limps up the ramp with his United States Championship resting on his shoulder. Punk makes it to the top of the ramp before turning back towards the fans and holding his Championship high in the air to the delight of everyone in the United Center.
King: Bad leg or not, tonight CM Punk can say that not only is he “The Best in The Worldâ€, but he’s the New United States Champion. Congratulations Punk!
Punk lowers the title and limps to the back as The Great American Bash cuts to another segment.
We're in backstage with Josh Matthews and standing by his side is no other than Alberto Del Rio...
Josh Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen standing by my side right now is our new coming superstar Alberto Del Rio. Alberto, last SmackDown you won your debut match against JTG, your thoughts?
Alberto Del Rio: My thoughts Josh? What do you think my thoughts are Josh huh? I won my debut last SmackDown against JTG. I destroyed JTG. But he was an easy target for me. Just look at me Josh. I'm the personification of magnificent. I am the third generation star. In my country, I am the respected man and I deserve that respect all around the world. But the problem is, I don't you really showed me respected when you putted that little peasant JTG against me in my first match here in UWF. And you saw what happened to him. But that wasn't my fault. I've never wanted to break his arm. But bad things happen, when you put guys that don't deserve to be in the same ring as me into a match, they can't win. They can't even survive. And that just happened. So next time you better thing who to put against me. Because even tho JTG deserved to be taken out, he did not deserve to be put out by someone with so much class and authority as I have.
Josh Matthews: Okay Alberto, tonight it's your first Pay Per View since you're back and you are not on the card, what do you think about that?
Alberto Del Rio: Well Josh, first of all, The Great American Bash is one huge mistake. Because it should not be called The Great American Bash, because it shall be called The Great MEXICAN Bash. And the Main Event should not be Steve Austin against Christian for UWF title or some stupid King of the Mountain match for World Heavyweight Championship. The Main Event should be Alberto Del Rio against anybody who is brave enough to step into the ring with me. But when I look around the rosters, I can't see anybody with class, with power, with money as I have. And maybe that's why I'm not on the card. Actually I don't care that I'm not on the card. Because I don't have to be on the card, to be on the show. As you can see, I'm not as stupid as few peasants in back that does not have a match tonight and they don't even have guts to show up on the camera. Josh, the fact that I'm not on the card means only one thing. Nobody is saved tonight! Because Alberto Del Rio will make huge impact tonight. I will show at the ringside and I will bring some class with me. And guess what, I can strike anytime I want into any match I want, against anyone I want.
Josh Matthews: You have someone exact on your mind Alberto?
Alberto Del Rio: Well Josh, only thing I'm gonna say about this is, that when you are European champion, you never know who's destiny is to take you out...
Alberto Del Rio laughs and Camera fades back to ringside...
Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall...Introducing First...
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
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Edge walks out on stage and is pumped for his upcoming match. He walks out towards the middle of the ramp and does his pose.
He continues down the ramp and slides in under the ring.
Lillian Garcia: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The Rated-R Superstar, Edge!
He then goes up on the ropes and poses for the crowd as they all cheer loudly for him.
He gets down, tosses his shirt out to the crowd, and readies himself for the match.
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Sandows theme hits the arena and the crowds cheers quickly turn to boos as Sandow emerges on stage, he stops at the top of the stage and raises his hands out presenting himself to the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, From Palo Alto, California, He is the Self-Professed Intellectual Savior of the Masses, Damien Sandow.
Sandow brings his hands down as he raises the microphone he brought with him up as if it were a wine glass resting in his hand*
Damien Sandow:
Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment...
The crowd boos heavily
My name is Damien Sandow, and I am here to help all of you.
Sandow begins to make his way down to the ring
Tonight I shall be keeping matters rather breviloquent...
Sandow stops in his track thinking for a moment before continuing.
I apologize I do realize my vernacular can addle the unwashed minds of all of you, breviloquent refers to breviloquence which is a pertinent and terse style of speech...I again apologize, Pertinent means something relevant to the particular matter at hand and Terse refers to sparing in the use of words in short meaning abrupt. Now that you have all learned something, it is now time for this man in the ring to learn something. Tonight marks my inaugural appearance in an Ultimate Wrestling Federation Pay Per View event, and just as my debut in the weekly serial of Smackdown was a success against one Mr. Michaels so will tonight be a success.
Sandow climbs up the steel steps and walks across the ring apron
For tonight I impart my wisdom to this miscreant, this low-life, this common crude, rude, and homely looking alleged Superstar. And I shall be doing so physically, for I will not only be saving him from his own self imposed inadequacies, I will be saving these people from one of the sources of the disease they now carry. The disease of Incompetence, tonight I have already had a hand in diminishing the career of one miscreant sinking the Smackdown brand into the sea of iniquity. And now I shall be doing the same of you, You're Welcome.
Sandow lowers his mic and steps into the ring, Edge takes a step forward but Sandow points to the referee telling him to keep him back. Sandow takes his coat and towel off placing them in the corner
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross Alright folks, it’s for our next singles match, the returning Edge taking Damien Sandow! I hope that scumbag Sandow gets his ass handed to him by Edge after what he did our General Manager, Nigel McGuinness!
Roddy Piper Woah, woah, slow down JR! I’m Edge wants a piece of Sandow himself, let’s alone extracting his revenge for our General Manager.
Sandow strokes his beard, but Edge wastes no time getting to work at Sandow and straight off the bat, Edge spears Damien Sandow in two in the centre of the ring, referee Jack Doan isn’t entirely sure how to react as Edge hooks the leg of Damien Sandow!
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Jim Ross This could be over already!
Roddy Piper That’ll be F*cking hilarious JR!
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DAMIEN SANDOW KICKS OUT!
The fans can’t believe it as Edge shakes his head and tugs Sandow up by the hair and Irish Whips Sandow into the ropes straight into a huge Big Boot by the big name from Toronto, Canada. Sandow hits the canvas but bounces straight back to his feet and turns straight around to a boot to the gut from Edge, hoisting up Damien Sandow into a Flapjack! Sandow faceplants the canvas as Edge gets back to his feet and chuckles as he paces up and down waiting for Damien Sandow to stand back up to receive another beating.
Jim Ross C’mon Damien, stand up, So Edge can Spear you again, and again and again.
Roddy Piper Or as Edge would put it “SPEAR… SPEAR… SPEAR… SPEAR… SPEAR…â€
Edge continues to watch on as Damien Sandow finally gets back to his feet as Edge spins him around straight into a right hook, Edge then delivers another brutal right hook before finishing off with a massive clothesline taking Damien Sandow straight into the canvas but the force sends Damien Sandow into a barrel-roll out of the ring, Sandow lands with a thud as he begins to gather his bearings.
Roddy Piper What an lucky escape for the Intellectual Saviour, eh JR?
Jim Ross Blah, I hope Edge follows his ass and beats it around right side!
Edge doesn’t give Damien Sandow a moments rest as he climbs out of the ring and grabs Sandow by the tights and charges with him before tossing him shoulder first into the closest ring steps, sending the ring steps flying across the side area as Sandow clutches his shoulder, Edge shakes his hands and screams at Sandow to stands back up, the Intellectual Saviour stands back to his feet stupidly as Edge grabs Sandow by the hair as referee Jack Doan yells at Edge to bring it back into the ring, Edge chances his luck one more time and sends Sandow into the ring post before tossing Sandow into the ring and makes a cover on him.
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Jim Ross Sandow better kick out this!
Sandow rolls his shoulder off the canvas and tries to gather his intellectual thoughts as Edge straight away gets back on the attack and begins to stomp away on Sandow, but Sandow is curling himself up into a ball to protect himself before grabbing a hold of the ropes, forcing Jack Doan to pull Edge away from Sandow long enough for Sandow to get back to a vertical base and finally gets a chance to fight back but Edge isn’t ready to let Sandow get any offense going as Edge charges at Damien Sandow but Sandow manages to kick upwards, nailing Edge in chest, staggering the Rated-R Superstar; Sandow then follows through a Clothesline of his own and quickly dives on top of Edge, hoping to get a quick cover on the Rated-R Superstar.
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Jim Ross What the bloody hell is Sandow thinking?
Edge kicks out!
Straight away, Sandow grabs the legs of Edge and turns him around before locking in his variation of the Figure Four Leglock. Sandow then begins to drag himself and Edge closer to the ring ropes but making sure his body in the way; Jack Doan begins to check on Edge asking if he wants to give it up but Edge definitely screams “No!†but Edge keeps Jack Doan distracted allowing Damien Sandow to grab hold of the middle tier ring ropes and leans back, ‘causing Edge extreme agony, forcing his shoulders on the mat, Jack Doan quickly makes the count.
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Edge lits his shoulders back off the canvas, Jack Doan quickly checks Sandow, who manages to let go of the ropes just in time not to be spotted, Jack Doan then turns his attention back to Edge, Sandow plays the trick again; Edge roars once more and points in the direction of Sandow, this time Jack Doan spots it out of the corner of his eye and walks up to Sandow and kicks his hands off the ropes! The fans go nuts as Sandow begins to argue with Jack Doan, but this gives Edge a moment to roll onto his belly, putting all the pressure on Sandow! Sandow quickly clings hold of the ropes for his life as Edge releases the hold and hobbles to his feet. Sandow turns around straight into a huge boot to the gut from Edge before delivering the Edgecation! The fans go nuts as Edge takes a moment before roll Sandow onto his back.
Jim Ross Well, Sandow’s only offense in this match has just gone!
Roddy Piper I know JR, I’m surprised Daniel Bryan hasn’t gotten involved yet!
Roddy Piper had to say it because at that very moment, Daniel Bryan rushes down the entrance ramp and leaps up onto the ring apron and begins to distract referee Jack Doan! Edge snarls as Damien Sandow manages to roll himself out the ring and clearly begins to hunt underneath the ring apron, desperate to find something.
Roddy Piper And here comes the Y.E.S double team once again.
Jim Ross This is really beginning to piss me off Roddy!
Edge finally decides he’s had enough and goes to get rid of Daniel Bryan but before he can Sandow slides into the ring and blocks off Edge, Sandow begins to threaten Edge with the steel chair, ‘causing Edge to back up against the near ring ropes but as Sandow goes to take a swing, Edge ducks underneath it and dodges out of the way, leading to Sandow to smash his chair against the ring ropes, which rebounds back straight into his face, connecting with a loud thud! The fans go wild but so does Jack Doan has turns around and realises that Edge is standing in the middle of the ring and a steel chair, dented on the canvas along with Damien Sandow and signals for the bell and climbs out of the ring and explains to Lillian Gracia.
Jim Ross What the hell is going on?
Roddy Piper This might be bad for Edge!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Lillian Gracia: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match as a result of a Disqualification, DAMIEN SANDOW!
Winner via Disqualification at 12:31: Damien Sandow
Edge cannot believe it as Daniel Bryan leaps into the ring and bounces up and down yelling “YES! YES! YES!†and pointing his fingers up into the air, Edge is livid and pulls at his hair and prepares to strike Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan with the steel chair but both members of Y.E.S quickly bail and begin to celebrate going up the entrance ramp as Edge tosses the chair in frustration before leaving the ring! As soon as Edge is out of sight, the tiantron lights up...
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FRIENDSHIP LAST 4EVER
NOT FEELING WELL
COMMON... WHAT IS COMMON
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ITS TIME... NWO WILL END...
We head backstage again.
Between matches, the cameras cut to the outside of United Center; out front to be exact. There parked in the front drive is a sleek, black Mustang all shined up and loaded to the brim with extras. On the hood is Jeff Jarrett in his street clothes and a cowboy hat leaning on the hood. It’s dark and the lights from the Pay Per View illuminate the scene. We can hear, faintly, the song FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS by Metallica playing inside.
Jeff Jarrett, tips his hat a bit as we approach: What a fitting song. FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS…Well, apparently, it tolls for the UWF and their failed management, mainly, that weasel, Desmond Wolfe! They get the chance to utilize a talent like DOUBLE J, Jeff Jarrett, and what do they do? They pull off some matches that would shock Vince Russo!
Jarrett laughs as we hear the sound of cheering inside.
Jeff Jarrett: And, the worst part, the pandering public falling all over themselves to lap up the putrid swill Wolfe calls entertainment. Makes me sick to my stomach! Ya know what eats me even worse? The fact that the UWF has done everything in their power to keep me out of contention. That’s right! I’ve won over seventy titles and all they do is stick me in matches with guys who are famous on the internet or are so hyped up on steroids they don’t know who they’re hitting with chairs! OR they walk out in the middle of a chance to win tag team gold. Ya know, Hardy…Batista…I got you on my short TO DO list. Sooner or later, I’ll get back to you.
Jeff stands up and starts to walk as the camera pans to show the United Center.
Jeff Jarrett: Ya know, it was here only twelve years ago that I won my first of four WCW Heavyweight Titles. Spring Stampede 2000. Vince never had the balls to put me in contention and Russo…I mean, Wolfe doesn’t either. And for all you haters out there that yack about the titles I won in my own company. I earned EVERY DAMNED ONE OF THEM so SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Jarrett stands and looks from the outside as the fans start to cheer again.
Jeff Jarrett: And the biggest slap in the face is a damned KING OF THE MOUNTIAN match for the belt and
THE KING OF THE MOUNTIAN, DOUBLE J, JEFF JARRETT isn’t in it. Well, a word to the wise, Wolfe and all you other lackeys in UWF management! Double J don’t forget and he don’t forgive. Payback is an unforgiving Bitch. Believe me, I know about that first hand. And, soon, Wolfe, you will too.
Fade to next scene.
Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s now time to witness the end of an era. Back in May at our Backlash Pay-Per-View, Austin Aries lost the Undisputed Championship. He was subsequently attacked by Randy Orton, marking the arrival of the New World Order. This attack cost Aries a month of his career, but he came back with a vengeance.
King: And when Aries came back, he made a shocking proposal. Aries proposed that this match have a unique stipulation. If Aries loses, his UWF career is over. But if Orton loses, the nWo must disband.
Cole: That’s right King. So tonight, either the dominance of the New World Order comes to an end or we witness the fall of Austin Aries.
Roberts: The following is an end of an era match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 215 pounds; "Double A" Austin Aries!
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"Lights Out" by Hollywood Undead starts playing and the man that calls himself "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" walks out onto the stage. He is soprting his pink boa and wrestling trunks and interacts with the fans as he makes his way down the ramp. Slowly but surely, Aries makes it to the bottom of the ramp and before climbing the steel steps and walking onto the apron. Aries leaps over the top rope and waits for his opponent.
Roberts: And his opponent, from St.Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 246 pounds, he is "The Viper"; Randy Orton!!
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The crowd explodes as Randy Orton passes through the curtains and onto the main stage. He's wearing his usual smirk, but donning some new ring gear. Across his chest is no longer his corporate t-shirts sold on websites or in the arenas, but a black one bearing just three letters, N..W..O. He makes his way down to ringside, as Batista looks on. The fans reach out for Orton but he continues up the steel steps and into the ring. He climbs a turnbuckle and poses as the fans cheer. He jumps down and waits for the match to start.
The bell rings as Aries and Orton stand in their respective corners. You can cut the tension with a knife. The arena is buzzing, waiting for this battle. Slowly but surely, both men head to the center of the ring. Soon, they reached the desired destination and stand nose to nose. Neither man moves a muscle; they both stare into the other’s eyes.
Cole: It couldn’t be more obvious that these two men hate each other.
Aries is the first to break the stand still, taking his palm and bringing it across Orton’s face with a swift, but emphatic slap. The crowd “Oohs†in anticipation of Orton’s rebuttal. The slap knocks spit out of Orton’s mouth and has a whiplash effect on his neck. As Orton turns back to Aries, Austin leaves his feet and delivers a picture perfect standing dropkick right to Orton’s jaw. Orton goes down and Aries quickly holds his body in place before leaving his feet once more and driving all of the air out of Orton’s lung by landing on top of him with a standing moonsault. As Aries crashes down, he reaches for Orton’s near leg and goes for the first pinfall of the match…
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Orton kicks out!
Aries wastes no time getting to his feet and soon bringing Orton to his own. Aries rests Orton on the near ropes before grabbing him by the arm and Irish Whipping him to the opposing side of the ring. Orton manages to counter and sends Aries off instead. As Aries bounces off the ropes and comes back at Orton, Randy looks for a short arm clothesline, but Aries uses his superior agility to duck under. Aries keeps running and soon is headed towards the ropes he originally threw Orton off of. Aries again uses his agility to use his feet to catapult himself off the ropes, turning in midair and facing Orton who has turned around to see this occur. Aries then wraps both legs around Orton’s head before bringing him to the canvas with a springboard hurricanrana…
King: Beautiful move by Austin Aries!
The momentum of the move is enough to take Orton to the arena floor through the bottom rope. As Orton rests on the outside, Aries looks to go after him, but the referee prevents this. He has a job to do, so he tells Aries to get back as he begins counting Orton out…
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Aries gets tired of waiting. So he exits the ring, going under another set of ropes directly opposite to where Orton is. Aries starts running over to meet Randy and as he gets close to him, Aries uses the steel ring steps to launch himself in the air and take Orton down with a plancha….
Cole: Aries is pulling out all the stops!
King: If your career were on the line, you would too Cole!
Aries lands on top of Orton and drives home with forearms to the face. Orton does his best to cover up, but is unable to as Aries’ assault proves to be too much. Aries hits about half a dozen punches to Orton’s face in a three-second time period before he realizes that the referee is counting. Aries quickly rolls off Orton before rolling back into the ring under the bottom rope and back to the outside the same way, breaking the referee’s count. Orton sees Aries coming back at him and starts crawling backwards up towards the steel ramp. Aries stands over him; following Orton’s every move as Orton back pedals. Eventually, Orton does reach the steel just as Aries is ready to go back on the attack. Aries bends down to grab Orton by the head, and this gives Randy the opening he needs. As Aries is bending over, Orton is able to grab Aries by the trunks and slam him face first onto the steel entrance ramp…
King: Oh My God! Aries’ skull just bounced off that steel!
Orton stumbles to his feet before shaking the cobwebs off. He’s surprised that Aries has been this efficient this early in the match up. Aries lays face down on the ramp and Orton looks to strike. Randy grabs Aries by the neck before lifting Aries’ skull about six inches off the ramp and places his left knee on the vulnerable area…
Cole: This can’t be good.
As Orton’s left knee rests on Aries’ neck, Randy uses all the force in his body to use the knee as a form of driver, sending Aries back down neck first onto the steel ramp. Steel meets flesh and the responding thud is sickening. Orton looks down on Aries and smiles before hearing that the referee’s count has gotten to seven, so he quickly runs down the ramp and rolls into the ring, breaking the count. The referee’s count has once again been broken. Orton gets to his feet and tells the ref to start counting again. Orton’s positive that Aries won’t beat the count. The referee tells Orton to back off and does start counting Aries out…
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Cole: This match may be short. That was a sick move by Randy Orton!
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Aries starts to stir…
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He’s heading down towards the ring.
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You can tell his neck is in obvious pain…
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Aries rolls in under the bottom rope right in the nick of time!
King: He made it!
Orton is shocked that Aries made in back in time. This doesn’t affect his game plan though. Orton quickly goes back after Aries, who is using the bottom rope to get to a knee. Orton kicks Aries right in the stomach, which allows him to place Aries’ head between his legs…
King: What’s Orton got in store now?
Orton hoists Aries off the canvas in a powerbomb position before running towards the turnbuckle and tossing Aries across the ring in a modified Razor’s Edge. Aries’ neck slams hard on the canvas as Orton crawls over to him and goes for a cover….
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King: Randy Orton seems to have perfected a strategy.
Cole: It’s genius King. Both the RKO and The Patented Punt put extreme pressure on the neck. Orton may not only end Aries’ career, but he may break his neck.
Aries has dragged himself over to the turnbuckle, where his head rests on the bottom pad. Orton is ready to go back on the attack. Orton walks over towards the seated Aries, but as he gets closer, Aries is able to get a foot up, kicking Orton right in the gut. This slows Orton, but doesn’t stop him. Orton comes at Aries again, only to once again be met with a boot. This one does stop Orton ad gives Aries time to get to his feet. Aries pulls himself up and goes right after the stunned Orton, charging at the Viper…
King: Here comes Aries!
As Aries charges in, Orton is able to get his arms in Aries’ midsection and propel the former Undisputed Champion into the air…
Cole: What comes up must come down!
Aries floats in midair for what seems like an eternity. Everyone around expects a crash in burn situation for the self-proclaimed “Greatest Man Who Ever Livedâ€. But as Aries falls to the canvas, he is able to grab Orton by the skull and turn a horrible situation into a winning one as he takes the Viper to the canvas with a Tornado DDT! The crowd pops as Orton’s skull bounces of the canvas!
King: Aries really need that move! Now maybe he can turn the tide!
Both men lie on the mat as the crowd cheers Aries on. Chants of “Let’s go Austin†filled the United Center. The referee is just as enthralled in this contest, but realizes that both men are down so he begins counting them out…
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Aries rolls over and drapes a shoulder on Orton’s chest…
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Orton kicks out!
Cole: There’s still life in the Viper!
Aries rolls over Orton before somehow managing to get to his feet. He makes his way over to the ring apron before heading to the outside and making his way towards the top turnbuckle. Aries gingerly climbs each rung, showing the effects of the match with each step he takes. Aries eventually makes it to the top, but just as he does, Randy Orton manages to get to his feet. Orton spots Aries on the top and immediately dives towards the ropes, shaking them and causing Aries to lose his balance. Aries lands groin first on the top turnbuckle and the pain is written across his face. As Aries sits in obvious pain, Orton makes his way over to him. Orton reaches the turnbuckle and looks Aries dead in the eye, before slapping him directly in the face, returning the favor from earlier in the match…
King: That was disrespectful!
Cole: How was it disrespectful when Orton did it, but not when Aries did it?
The slap almost knocks Aries to the arena floor, but Orton prevents it. Orton takes the dazed Aries and grabs him by the skull before carefully placing it onto his shoulder. Orton has a deranged look in his eye as he holds Aries in a precarious position. Most fans start to realize what Orton may be attempting. They may not like The Viper, but they anticipate a spot that they rarely see. Orton still in firm control of Aries’ head looks to charge out of the corner…
Cole: Oh My God! He’s going to RKO him from the top turnbuckle!
Orton tries to bring Aries out of the corner, but Aries holds on to the top rope. Orton tries again, but it’s to no avail as Aries holds on for dear life. Orton tries a third time, but once again, no luck. Orton lets go of Aries skull before turning to him and throwing a few punches, hoping to break Aries concentration. Orton lands three quick right hands, and they do indeed force Aries to let go of the top rope. Orton then turns his back to Aries once more, placing his skull onto his shoulders…
King: I don’t think the ropes can save Austin Aries now!
While Aries’ arms may no longer be on the ropes, he can still find a counter. Aries uses his free arm and wraps it around Orton’s neck before front flipping off the top turnbuckle and driving Orton’s skull down on the mat with an inverted facebuster. The crowd chants “That Was Awesome!†over and over as Aries quickly goes for a cover on Orton…
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Cole: Very close call for Randy Orton!
Aries gets to his feet and now his adrenaline is flowing. He waits for Orton to get to his feet and when Randy does, Aries meets him with another dropkick.
Orton goes to the canvas and Aries goes for another cover…
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Orton rolls a shoulder!
Aries rolls off Orton and heads back to the ring apron, where he climbs to the top once more…
King: This didn’t work last time!
Aries screams at Orton to get up. Austin Aries is literally begging The Viper to get to his feet. Orton does indeed rise, albeit very slowly and when he does, Aries leaps from the top, spreading his arms and landing on top of Orton with a Crossbody. Aries reaches back and hooks both legs…
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Cole: Randy Orton is in a bad way right now!
Austin Aries knows the end is near. He has the nWo right where he wants them. Orton gets to his feet, only to have Aries step up and kick him right in the temple with an enziguiri. Orton’s body goes limp and he falls to the mat right before Aries goes for one more cover…
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Aries gets to his feet one more time. The crowd is hot for him. An “Austin Aries†Chant fills Chicago as all of the UWF fans want to see the end of the New World Order. Aries stands tall in the middle of the ring, before slitting his throat, letting everyone know that it’s over…
King: This could be it!
Aries goes right over to Orton and lifts him off the mat. Aries looks a dazed Randy Orton in the eye before throwing Orton’s arm over his shoulder and lifting him off the canvas in a vertical suplex position….
Cole: The Brainbuster! Aries may do it!
King: Aries won the Undisputed Championship with this move! He certainly can beat Randy Orton with it!
Austin Aries holds Orton in perfect position for the Brainbuster. All the blood is rushing to Orton’s head. Aries spins in place, taking Orton even further out of his element before finally dropping the Viper skull first onto the canvas…
Cole: He did it! Austin Aries just ended the nWo!
Aries hits the Brainbuster and the fans get out their seats. Aries quickly floats over and goes for the win…
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3…NO! Randy Orton kicks out!
King: What?!
Cole: Orton just kicked out of The Brainbuster!
King: What?!
Aries can’t believe it himself! Orton just kicked out of his trademark finishing maneuver! Aries shakes the shock off before getting to his feet once again. He looks out to the sea of people who are cheering him on and he screams “Again!†Aries grabs the prone body of Randy Orton before lifting him off the mat. At this point, Orton is pretty much dead weight so it’s extremely difficult for Aries to get to his feet. Aries manages though and once again lifts Orton in a vertical suplex…
Cole: Not again!
This time the result is different though. Orton is able to shift his body weight and his momentum sends him behind Aries where he lands on his feet. Orton then quickly attacks before Aries is able to defend. He grabs Aries by the arm and the leg before lifting him off the canvas and performing his version of the Olympic Slam! The ring shakes upon impact and Aries grabs his neck almost immediately. Both men lie on the mat as the referee once again begins his count…
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Orton throws a shoulder over Aries’ lifeless body!
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Aries gets a foot on the bottom rope!
Cole: And this war of attrition continues!
Orton crawls over to the nearest turnbuckle, trying to find something to pull himself up. Aries is in the opposing corner, attempting to do the same thing. Both men pull themselves up at the same time. Aries uses whatever energy he has left to throw himself out of his corner and towards ORTON. Orton sees Aries coming and sidesteps him, causing Aries to crash sternum first into the opposing corner. This allows Orton to grab Aries by the head and bring him onto his back with Orton’s trademark inverted backbreaker. Aries grabs his back as Orton pushes him to the mat and covers him…
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Aries kicks out!
King: I swear! This referee can’t count to three!
Orton gets to his feet and looks down on Austin Aries. Orton then looks to the people who all boo him. Orton then looks down on Aries again before dropping to his knees and pounding the mat….
Cole: Oh no! Orton’s got that look in his eye!
Randy begins pounding the mat with more aggression and with the pace quickening. The Viper is ready to become uncoiled. Aries slowly gets to his feet and Orton knows that now is the best time to strike. He quickly spins Aries around before grabbing him by the skull and leaving his feet…
King: RKO!!
Orton hits a ring-shaking RKO to the dismay of the fans. Aries’ neck hits the canvas hard as Orton drags him away from the ropes and goes for the final cover…
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King: It’s over!
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Cole: Say goodbye to Austin Aries!
3…NO! Aries kicked out!
Austin Aries kicked out of the RKO!! The fans begins cheering again. There’s still hope of eliminating the nWo. Orton screams “No†over and over again before covering Aries once more…
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Aries kicks out again! This kick out more empathic than the last!
Orton stands up, never taking his eyes off Aries. His breathing becomes more and more shallow and the frustration on his face couldn’t be more evident. Orton takes a step back into the corner and prepares to nail the final blow…
Cole: Oh no! I’m having flashbacks of Backlash!
Orton is ready! Aries tries to get to his knee as Orton lunges out of the corner…
King: The Punt!
Aries sees it coming and in one swift move kicks up to his feet and delivers a spinning wheel kick right to Orton’s face…
Cole: Aries avoided it!
Orton falls to the canvas and Aries crawls to a cover…
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Cole: It’s the end of the New World Order!
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3…NO! Orton kicks out!
Aries quickly rolls off Orton, knowing that wasn’t going to be enough to put Orton away. Aries rolls under the bottom rope and onto the ring apron. Aries is ready to strike again. He itching to go on the apron. Orton tries to get up, but stumbles a little bit…
King: Orton seems to be a little worse for wear.
Orton finally manages to get to his feet and turns towards where Aries is waiting. Aries then leaps from the ring apron and onto the top ring rope, using it as a springboard to clothesline Orton…
Cole: Oh My!
King: What!?
As Aries comes in midair, Orton is able to catch him and slam his face onto the canvas with a midair RKO! The roof explodes off the building as Aries collides with the mat. An exhausted Randy Orton crawls over to Austin Aries and makes the cover…
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King: Is it?
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Cole: Will this be the end of Austin Aries?
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Cole: It is!
Roberts: Here is your winner; “The Viper†Randy Orton!
“Voices†starts playing again and an exhausted Randy Orton lies motionless on the mat. The referee raises Orton’s hand from the canvas. Randy Orton has ended the career of Austin Aries! Orton finally comes to that realization as he staggers from the mat to his feet and he couldn’t be more proud of himself. He steps on the fallen Aries before throwing up the nWo hand signal.
King: Austin Aries went from being Undisputed Champion to being forced to retire thanks to Randy Orton and the New World Order!
Orton rolls under the bottom rope and exits the ring. As he heads up the ramp, he turns and looks back at Austin Aries who is finally starting to stir. Randy Orton wipes his hands, signifying that he is done with Austin Aries. Randy Orton heads to the back and “Voices†begins to fade. All that’s left is Austin Aries sitting in the middle of the ring in silence. He’s come to the realization of what has just transpired. He stands up and receives a standing ovation from the Chicago fans!
King: Austin Aries may have lost this match, but he’ll always be a winner in my book!
The fans share in Lawler’s sentiment. They begin chanting “Thank You Austin†over and over again. A tear can be seen forming in Aries’ eye as he waves back to them, showing his appreciation. Aries wipes away the tear before leaving the ring throw the middle ropes and heading up the ramp. Fans reach over the barricade trying to get a high five, but Aries is too distraught. He makes it to the top of the stage before looking back once more…
Cole: This is the last time we’ll see Austin Aries!
Aries waves to the public one final time before heading out of sight with the people still chanting his name. The Bash heads elsewhere as Aries walks away.
We cut back stage where we see UWF backstage interviewer, Josh Matthews, standing with a mic in hand.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and Gentlemen, will you help me please welcome at this time, UWF's "Party Starter" Curt Hawkins.
Curt Hawkins: Hello it is I, your party starter, Curt Hawkins and were are here LIVE at The Great American Bash! ...Backstage.
Josh Matthews: I don't think anyone can argue that you've been on a roll lately, picking up two big wins in your first two matches. Do you have anything to say about that?
Curt Hawkins: Do I have anything to say about that? Hmm. Good question. Of course I do! I'm standing in the background of The Great American Bash when I should be in the ring keeping my undefeated streak alive! Last Monday on Raw, I pinned the NWA Champion 1...2...3. I beat him. I'm already beating champions around here and they can't even find me a spot on the PPV? You know what, that's fine, because that means they want to see more. And more is just what I'll give them.
Josh Matthews: Would you care to explain more on that?
Curt Hawkins: Sure Josh. You see, rumor going around in the locker room is that some changes are happening. Some people might lose their jobs. I'm not going to be one of them. I fought for years just to be where I am right now. And where I am right now isn't even much. There's no way I'm going to be kicked to the curb like the other jobbers when I should be a champion! The things that matter in this business is making an impact. And Champions make impacts. So that's what I'm going to do. Starting right now, Curt Hawkins starts his championship campaign.
Josh Matthews: And how do you plan on doing that?
Curt Hawkins: Well you're just full of questions aren't you? If you look at history all the greats had someone in their corner, someone who helped them rise to the top. It's no surprise that I've been compared to Shawn Michaels on countless times. We both have the look, and we both are incredible in ring performers. And just like Michaels had Diesel, I now have my own. Ladies and Germs, please welcome the man who will push me to the top, and my own good personal friend, Tyler Reks!
The camera pans out to see an image of Tyler Reks, towering over Josh behind him.
Josh Matthews: Have..have you been there the whole time?
Curt Hawkins: This man...this ANIMAL, only has one thing in mind, and that is pure destruction. See T-Reks here doesn't take any crap from anyone. Isn't that right big guy?
Reks just stares down emotionless.
Curt Hawkins: Me and Reks here, we're going to be making an impact alright. You heard it here first, Curt Hawkins will be champion. Come on Reks, we have to go get ourselves on the SummerSlam card.
Josh Matthews: Um...thank you for your time...back to you guys!
Cole: It's now time for Raw's biggest match of the night. The UWF Championship Match.
King: That's right Cole. For weeks now, Austin and Christian have been at each other's throats. Tonight we find out who leaves UWF Champion. Will Christian win the strap or will Austin end his undefeated streak.
Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF Championship. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 220 pounds; "The Undefeated" Christian!
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The version of "Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blondes can be heard bellowing out of the arena's PA system, signalling the imminent arrival of Captain Charisma, Christian. Although many UWF fans are gearing themselves to sing along with the theme music - not due to their enjoyment of the arriving Christian, rather due to the fact they just enjoy the song - their hatred for Christian grows when it cuts to the New World Order's theme just five seconds in. About ten seconds after the commencement of the NWO theme music, Christian emerges from the back sporting a smirk on his face as he looks around at the booing audience. Christian only momentarily stands on the stage before choosing to make his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Fans can be seen hurling abuse at the charismatic man, but Christian doesn't acknowledge the jeers whatsoever, as he is focused on his objective. Christian reaches the bottom of the ramp, rounds the corner and walks up the steel steps, before approaching the ring ropes. Christian walks along the ring apron, wipes his feet and enters the ring, where he then proceeds to the opposite side of the ring and is handed and poses as he waits for the Champion
Roberts: And his opponent, from Victoria, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the reigning and defending UWF Champion; Stone Cold Steve Austin!
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The iconic glass shatters and out walks Stone Cold Steve Austin to a massive pop. The old Stone Cold has returned! He has the UWF Championship firmly in tow as he struts down the ramp and towards the ring. At entrance ramp before entering the ring, Austin stops and poses with his Championship before entering. Christian rolls out the back door, allowing Austin to perform his trademark corner salute. Austin climbs each turnbuckle, showing off the UWF Championship. He hits all four before hopping down and waiting for the match to start.
The referee holds the UWF Championship high in the air as the bell rings. Austin wastes no time going right after Christian with right hands. The blows stagger Christian and allows Austin to run off the near ropes and take Christian down with a high impact clothesline. Christian’s head snaps back as Austin pulls Christian away from the ropes and goes for the first cover of this Championship bout…
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Christian kicks out!
Austin stays on the offensive. He lifts Christian to his feet by his head and quickly throws him into the corner. Austin doesn’t give Christian any time to breathe as he immediately heads to corner and starts laying the boots to Christian…
King: Austin’s stomping a mudhole…
Cole: We know King, we don’t need to hear it again!
Austin continues to stomp away at Christian before flipping him the bird and delivering another right hand. This blow knocks Christian on his ass in the corner. Austin eyes Christian up in the corner before taking a step back and running towards Christian and driving his knee right into Christian’s face. Christian’s body goes limp as Austin drags him out of the corner and goes for another cover…
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Christian kicks out!
Austin again lifts Christian to his feet before throwing him through the middle rope to the floor. Austin then goes under the bottom rope and goes right after Christian….
Cole: And now the fight goes to the floor!
As Christian crawls on the floor, Austin lifts him off the mat and to his feet. Austin throws a quick right to Christian’s face, which stumbles the challenger. Austin then grabs Christian by the back of the head and looks to throw him into the steel steps…
King: This may not be good for the challenger.
In mid-whip, Christian is able to counter and sends Steve shoulder first into the steel steps. Austin’s shoulder hits the steel hard and he immediately grabs it in pain. Christian hears the referee’s count at 5 and quickly rolls in the ring under the bottom rope and back to the floor. Christian goes over to Austin before laying a few boots to Austin’s spine. Christian walks away from Austin before going to a random part of the arena floor before grabbing the padding on the floor and lifting it up…
King: Christian’s removing the padding on the floor! This can’t be good!
Christian goes back over to Austin and grabs him by the skull. He drags the Champ over to the now exposed area of the arena floor. Christian lifts Austin to his feet before quickly kicking him in the stomach. This doubles Austin over in obvious pain before Christian puts Austin’s head between his legs…
Cole: He’s…he’s going to Pile drive Austin onto the concrete!
Christian tries to lift Austin, but Austin blocks. Christian tries to lift him again, and Austin blocks it once more. Austin manages to counter, using his upper body strength to send Christian overhead with a back body drop…
Cole: Austin may have just saved not only his title but his career!
Christian is able to roll through, avoiding any collateral damage before getting back to his feet. Christian charges at Austin, but Austin is able to catch him and connect with a Double-A like Spinebuster onto the concrete!
King: Onto the concrete!
Christian grabs his back in pain as he collides with the exposed concrete. Austin quickly rolls back into the ring and rolls back to the outside. Christian lies motionless on the canvas before Austin grabs him off the concrete. Austin then takes Christian’s skull and drives him face first into the steel ring pole! Christian’s skull crashes hard off the steel and he flops to the arena floor. Austin goes right after Christian, lifting him off the arena floor and throwing him back in the ring. Austin enters the ring behind him and goes for a pinfall…
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Austin kicks out!
Cole: Austin has been on the offensive for the majority of this match!
After Christian kicks out, Austin heads over to the ring apron and goes to the second turnbuckle. Austin reaches his desired destination before flipping Christian off and jumping on. As Austin flies off the middle rope, Christian manages to get a foot up, driving it right into Austin’s face. This stuns Austin sending him to the mat and giving Christian the opportunity to get to his feet. Austin shakes his head in attempt to recover from that blow as Christian gets to his feet on the opposing side of the ring. Christian charges right at him, getting some elevation off the mat before grabbing Austin by the head and spiking his skull on the canvas with a vicious snap DDT…
King: Sick move by Christian! That may give him the opening that he desperately was looking for.
Christian drags Austin away from the ropes before going for his first cover of the match up…
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Austin rolls a shoulder!
Austin’s kick out was that emphatic. Christian knows that he is now in control. Christian now heads over to the turnbuckle and goes to the second rope himself. He patiently waits for Austin to get to his feet and when the Champion does, Christian gives him the nWo hand signal before leaping off the middle rope and kicking Austin right in the face with a Missile Dropkick. Just as fast as Austin got to his feet, he’s right back on the canvas and Christian goes for a pinfall…
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Austin kicks out!
After Austin rolls a shoulder, he rolls over to the ring apron, trying to get some reprieve from his challenger. Christian notices Austin trying to get away and decides he will not stand for it. As Austin stands on the ring apron, Christian runs to the turnbuckle and uses it to springboard from the inside of the ring and dropkick Austin off the apron to the floor! Austin falls to the arena floor as Christian lands on his feet and smirks at the fallen Champion…
Cole: Christian is now the one in control.
Christian goes right after Austin. He lifts the Champion off the floor and slams him face first onto the Raw announce table. Austin goes face first onto the table and Christian tries to slam his head again. This time, Austin gets his hands up to block and sends Christian face first onto the table instead. Austin then takes leisure with Christian and slams his head onto the table yet again. This sends Christian to the floor. Austin rolls in the ring to break the referee’s count and then rolls back to the outside. Austin looks down on Christian who is on both hands and knees before going over to the cameraman and grabbing one of his cables. Austin stretches out the cable before standing over Christian’s body and wrapping the cable around his throat...
Cole: Come on, Austin’s blatantly choking Christian with that wire!
The referee acknowledges Austin and tells him he needs to let go of the cable. Austin refuses, so the referee starts counting to five, letting Austin know that if he doesn’t let go, he will be disqualified…
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Austin releases the cable at the very last minute!
The referee gets in Austin’s face and lets him know that he’s needs to watch it. Austin in turn yells back a few obscenities at the referee before grabbing Christian by the head and tossing him back into the ring. Austin yells at the referee to get in the ring before Austin rolls in under the bottom rope and goes for a cover…
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Christian kicks out!
Austin gets to his feet and looks down on Christian. Austin puts both hands on his on his knees as he patiently waits for Christian to get to his feet…
Cole: Austin seems to be looking to end this!
Christian gingerly is starting to pull himself to his feet, unaware that Stone Cold Steve Austin is waiting for him. Christian slowly but surely makes it to a vertical base before Austin spins him around and flips him the bird before kicking him in the stomach…
King: Stunner!
As Austin grabs Christian’s head looking for the Stunner, Christian is able to grab Austin’s arms and backslide him to the canvas…
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Austin kicks out!
After Austin’s kick out, both men get to their feet at the same time and Christian strikes first with a sudden enziguiri to Austin’s temple. The stunned Austin falls to the mat and Christian goes for another cover…
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Austin kicks out!
Christian gets off Austin before once again heading over to the turnbuckle. He goes to the second rope for the second time in this match up. Austin starts to stir, but can barely make it to his feet. Using the ropes to get to his feet, sees Christian and stumbles to the corner that Christian is perched. Christian grabs Austin by the head before jumping off the middle rope, spinning in midair looking for a Tornado DDT…
Cole: Vintage Christian!
In mid-revolution, Austin is able to push Christian away. Christian lands on his feet and before is able Christian is able to mount either offense or defense, Austin charges right at him and hits him with a bone-crushing Spear!
Cole: Spear from Austin! Spear from Austin!
As Austin hits Christian’s own move, he goes for a cover…
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Christian kicks out!
Austin gets to his feet before grabbing Christian by the head and lifting him to his own. Austin grabs Christian by the arm and Irish whips him to a nearby corner. Austin takes a step back and charges at the corner and Christian only to have Christian duck through the middle rope and kick Austin in the skull with an overhead Tiger Feint Kick! Austin stumbles back to the middle of the ring as Christian climbs to the top yet again…
King: Christian is going back to the top!
Austin recovers from that kick and turns right back to Christian, who leaps off the top rope and spins, hitting Austin with a back elbow from the top. The UWF Champion goes to the canvas as his Challenger crawls to a cover…
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Austin kicks out!
Christian gets to a knee as he stares at Austin. Christian slowly begins clapping his hands together. The pace of the clap gets stronger and quicker with each repetition. For anyone who has watched a Christian match, they know what this means. Austin starts pulling himself to his feet and Christian quickly sneaks up behind him, hooking both of Austin’s arms…
King: Killswitch!
Austin blocks Christian’s finishing move by breaking Christian’s grip on his arms. Austin proceeds to wrap his own arms around Christian’s waist before lifting him overhead with a beautiful bridging German Suplex…
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Christian kicks out!
Christian grabs his neck as Austin releases the Suplex.
King: Austin has Christian on the ropes!
Austin literally has Christian on the ropes as the Challenger picks himself up in the nearest corner. Austin charges in and drills Christian with a clothesline. Christian stumbles out of the corner and Austin lifts him onto his shoulders and slams him forward with a modified Alabama Slam. Christian’s neck slams hard on the mat as Austin drags him away from the ropes and goes for another cover…
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Christian kicks out!
Austin gets to his feet once more, firmly in control of this Championship Match. He patiently waits for Christian to get to a vertical base. Austin takes a step back as Christian uses the ropes to get to his feet. Austin positions himself behind his opponent, as Christian gets up. Austin places one of his arms under Christian’s throat and uses the free arm to wrap under Christian’s shoulder, gripping his two hands together applying the Cobra Clutch…
King: The Million Dollar Dream!
Austin’s got his vintage submission locked in on Christian. Christian’s flailing in desperation, trying to make to the ropes. Christian starts walking towards the ropes, looking for some way to break this hold…
Cole: Come on Christian. You can do it!
King: Are you pulling for Christian Cole?
Cole: It’s only inevitable that Christian becomes Champion Jerry!
Christian stands only about three lengths away from the ropes before Austin brings him back to the center of the ring…
King: Austin’s got him!
Austin has Christian in the center of the ring and the Million Dollar Dream is locked in tightly. Austin then takes it a step further. Austin drops to his back, taking himself and Christian to the canvas. Austin proceeds to wrap his legs around Christian’s waist, applying a guillotine version of the Million Dollar Dream!
King: That’s it, Christian’s going to have to tap!
Austin’s not letting go off the hold. If possible, he applies even more pressure. Christian is starting to fade. His eyes begin to roll into the back of his head. The referee looks at Christian and can tell that he is in a bad way. The ref grabs Christian’s arm, ready to see if he’s out of it. He raises the arm once…it falls to the canvas…
Cole: If Christian’s arm falls a total of three times, Austin retains the Championship.
The referee raises Christian’s arm a second time…and it falls again!
King: That’s two Cole. Austin’s zeroing in on retaining his UWF Championship!
The referee raises Christian’s arm for a third time…and it doesn’t fall. There’s still life left in the Number One Contender. But now he’s in quite the predicament. Christian can barely move as Austin still has the guillotine applied. He doesn’t know how to break this hold. Christian tries to roll onto his stomach in an attempt to alleviate some of the pressure, but he can’t make the turn…
King: I’m surprised Christian hasn’t either tapped out or passed out yet!
Cole: That’s the will of a Champion!
Christian tries to roll onto his stomach again, and again it doesn’t work. So he tries another counter. He rolls the other way, rolling onto his back and rolling Austin onto his shoulders for a pinfall…
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Austin has to releases the hold in order to kick out!
Cole: Brilliant! Brilliant counter by Captain Charisma!
Austin gets to his feet after breaking the hold. Christian on the other hand is worse for wear as he crawls around thing, grasping for air. Christian crawls away from Austin, hoping for a break from the determined Rattlesnake. Austin does not give it to him as he goes right after Christian. Austin grabs Christian off the mat before taking his arm and Irish whipping him to the near ropes. As Christian runs off them and comes back to the Champion, Austin looks for a short arm clothesline that Christian sees coming. Christian is able to duck under the clothesline. The challenger keeps running the ropes and Stone Cold turns his attention to Christian just in time to be mowed down by a vicious Spear!
Cole: Spear! New Champion!
Christian hits the Spear and quickly crawls over to Austin, looking for the UWF Championship…
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Austin rolls a shoulder!
Christian can’t believe it! He looks at the referee in shock before covering Austin again…
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Austin kicks out!
The challenger is noticeably frustrated. He keeps his composure long enough to head over to the ring apron and start climbing to the top rope. He measures the distance between Austin and himself before leaping off, going for the Frog Splash..
King: Incoming!
The UWF Champion may have been playing possum. Because just before Christian can connect, Austin is able to roll out of the way of the high risk maneuver. Christian collides chest first with the canvas as the Champion pulls himself to his feet. Austin shakes off the cobwebs from the blows that he’s taken throughout this match and waits for Christian to rise….
Cole: Christian went for it all there and got nothing.
The wounded yet determined challenger slowly gets to his feet. Austin’s ready for him. As Christian makes it to a vertical base, Austin kicks him right in the gut, grabbing him by the head, dropping him down with a swift Stone Cold Stunner!!
King: Stunner!!!
The United Center erupts as Austin hits the iconic finishing move. Austin falls to the mat as he’s exhausted from this contest. He rests for a moment before rolling over, looking to cover Christian. But when Austin rolls over, Christian isn’t there…
Cole: Where’s Christian?
The cameras cut to the outside of the ring, where Christian is lying on the arena floor. The impact of the Stunner caused Christian to roll under the ropes and to the floor…
Cole: Another mark of a Champion! Christian knows Austin can’t cover him on the outside!
King: I think that was more luck than planning on Christian’s behalf.
Austin has a look of disbelief on his face. Christian was beaten! Austin manages to suck it up and rolls under the bottom rope to the outside before lifting Christian off the floor. The challenger’s body has gone limp as Stone Cold does everything he can to roll the dead weight back into the ring…
King: All Austin has to do is get Christian in the ring and cover him!
Austin is successful in his attempt at rolling Christian back into the ring. Austin follows and quickly covers the Challenger…
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King: It’s over!
3…NO! Christian kicks out!
Cole: Oh My!
Austin looks at the referee who hold two fingers up in his face. Austin mouths a few swears in the direction of the official before deciding to stay on the offensive. The problem with that is, he doesn’t know what to do next. Austin soon figures it out. He heads over to the ring apron and starts climbing to the top rope. He makes it to the top just as Christian gets to his feet. Christian sees Austin in an uncomfortable situation and runs at him, driving his forearm right into the Champion’s face. This stuns Austin, as do the next three fists that Christian throws at him. This staggers the Champion and allows Christian to climb to the top and meet him. Both men exchange right hands on the top turnbuckle while trying to maintain their balance. Christian then takes the advantage back in his favor by slamming Austin’s head onto the turnbuckle pad. This dazes the Rattlesnake and gives Christian the chance to apply a front face lock on Austin before lifting him by the tights and dropping him on the canvas from the top rope with a sickening Impaler DDT!
King: Austin’s skull just bounced off the mat! That’s it!
Both men lie motionless on the mat and the referee begins counting them out…
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Christian turns to Austin and throws an arm on top of him…
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Austin kicks out!
King: How in the hell did Austin kick out of that?
Christian is shocked! Out of desperation, he covers Austin again…
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Austin kicks out!
Christian looks over to ringside. He looks at the UWF Championship and that keeps him motivated. He goes right back on the attack. He grabs Austin by the head and lifts him to his feet. But as he does, Austin kicks him in the gut. This doubles Christian and Austin grabs his head, going for another Stunner…
Cole: Again!
As Austin reaches for Christian’s head, Christian is able to hook Austin’s arms before spinning around and slamming Austin face first onto the mat with a Killswitch!
King: He got him!
Christian takes a deep breath and smiles, knowing that he just won the UWF Championship. He rolls Austin over onto his back and hooks the leg, preparing to become UWF Champion…
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Cole: New Champ!
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Austin kicks out!
Christian yells in frustration. He gets in the referee’s face, asking him how Austin kicked out. The referee lets him know that Austin rolled a shoulder. Christian drops his head in disapproval before going back after the Champion. Christian watches as the Champion tries to get to his feet but can’t due to exhaustion. Austin gets about halfway to his feet before Christian grabs him by the back of the head and slams him down to the mat with a reverse DDT. Austin grabs his head almost immediately and Christian heads over to the ring apron and climbs to the top again. This time, he moves in one swift motion, landing on top of Austin, hitting the Frog Splash…
King: He got it!
Christian crashes down on top of Austin and hooks the leg, going for the win…
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Austin kicks out!
Tears can be seen forming in Christian’s eyes as he doesn’t know what to do to keep Austin down. Never did the challenger figure that the Champion would be this tough. Christian decides to man up and go back on the attack. Christian gets to his feet and outstretches his arms in a crucifix position. He postures as Austin stumbles to his feet. Christian is ready to put the Champion away. Austin turns to Christian and the challenger charges right at him, leaving his feet, grabbing Austin by the skull and bringing both knees into Austin’s face…
Cole: Codebreaker! The signature move of the man Christian retired!
Christian smirks as Austin goes down and Christian covers him…
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King: It’s over!
3…NO! Austin rolls a shoulder at 2 7/8
Christian closes his eyes and takes a breath of frustration as the Champion kicks out yet again. Christian rolls under the ring ropes and goes over to the timekeeper. He picks up Austin’s personal Smoking Skull Championship and clutches it. Christian looks down at the Championship before looking back in the ring at Austin. He’s fought so hard to hold this Championship, but it’s not his just yet. Christian kisses the Championship before putting it back down and heading back into the ring. He rolls in under the bottom rope, and looks to go back on the offense. As he makes his way over to Austin, the Champion gets off the canvas and takes the challenger down with a Lou Thesz press. Austin delivers several shots to Christian’s face before getting off of him and dropping an elbow right across Christian’s skull. Austin proceeds to go for another cover…
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Cole: What’s it going to take for either of these magnificent athletes to put the other away?!
Austin’s ready to end this. He yells at Christian, telling him to get up. Christian slowly complies with the demanding Champion. Christian makes it to his feet, only to see Austin give him the double bird salute and kick him in the stomach….
King: Stone Cold going to the well one more time!
Austin reaches for Christian’s head, and again Christian is able to hook Austin’s arms, putting him in position for the Killswitch…
Cole: Christian counters!
Christian’s ready to flip the switch, but Austin pushes him in the back, breaking up the attempted finishing move. Christian bounces off the ropes and comes back at Austin, who kicks him in the stomach and bam!! Stone Cold Stunner!!
King: He got him! Cover him Steve!
Christian flops over towards the ropes as Austin goes for a cover…
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Roberts: Here is your winner and still UWF Champion; “Stone Cold†Steve Austin!
Cole: Wait a minute! Christian’s foot was under the ropes!
Cole is right. The camera pans in to clearly see Christian’s foot under the bottom rope. The referee didn’t see it, Stone Cold didn’t see it. An exhausted Steve Austin gets to his feet and the referee hands him his Smoking Skull Championship. Austin pounds his chest in victory before climbing to the top rope as replays show that Christian did indeed get his foot under the bottom rope before the count of three.
King: I hate to say it Cole, but it’s plain as day. Christian has a legitimate gripe.
Austin isn’t worried about the controversial finish to the match. All he knows is that he’s still Champion. He makes a hand signal towards ringside and the timekeeper throws in a few cans of Steveweiser to the Champ. Austin catches two before climbing to the top rope and cracking them open in celebration.
Cole: I guess all that matters is that Stone Cold is still the UWF Champion. And he’s celebrating like only Stone Cold can.
Austin leaves the ring as Chritstian gets to his feet in dismay. He can't believe what just happened. Once again, the titantron lights up with Christian in the ring.
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The people cannot believe what they've seen so far tonight and the show isn't even over for their is one match left on the card. The crowd hushes as we are taken to JR and Piper at ringside.
JR: Well folks after we have just witnessed Teddy Long is going to have some issues with Christian on Monday Night, but you have to think Teddy Long has to be very happy with how his roster has performed here tonight. But folks we are not done just yet. For Smackdown still has a match to go and boy it could not be any bigger.
Piper: One man is going to be King of the Mountain here tonight JR, and the man who does that is also going to be the UWF World Heavyweight champion JR.
JR: Folks the rules of the King of the Mountain Match are simple. The objective of the match is to take the World Championship from its place at ringside and climb the ladder up to the hook which is 20 ft in the air and attach it. You do that and you are the Worlds Heavyweight Champion.
Piper: But there is always a catch JR. In order to climb that ladder and be allowed to put the belt on the hook you have to get either a pinfall or a submission to be able to qualify to do that. What a stupid match JR. Especially considering the added stips.
JR: My partner is talking about the fact that Dean Ambrose and John Cena will be eligible right off the bat to put the belt on the hook. Cena was the winner of the Royal Rumble match at heatwave which qualified him right off the bat. The World Champion Dean Ambrose was the victim of blatant cheating from Ted Dibiase Jr at Heatwave which gave Ambrose as the defending World Champion, the ability to climb right off the bat.
Piper: Meanwhile poor Dibiase has to spend the first five minutes in the penalty box as a result of his crooked JR, this match could be over before he even gets out of the box.
JR: Well folks, I hope that helped you out because the King of the Mountain Match, is right now!
Lillian Garcia: the following contest is a King of the Mountain Match and it is for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship!
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ANOTHER ME IS WHAT THERE WILL NEVER BE!
The tron shows Jeff Hardy, and sure enough, the Anti-Christ of Professional Wrestling stands atop of the ramp, not his once usual self of pandering to the adoring fans, but instead with a purpose, cold and still. After pausing a moment, he walks down the ramp towards the ring. This clearly is not your everyday Jeff Hardy as instead of pandering to the crowd he merely crotches down in the corner and waits.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first from Cameron North Carolina, he is the Anti-Christ of Professional Wrestling, Jeff Hardy.
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'Broken In Out In Love' hits the PA system, the haunting first strums of the guitar mean one thing, and our suspicions are correct as Bray Wyatt walks out from behind the curtain, Eli Cottonwood as always right behind him. Not saying a word. Just staring ahead. Bray Wyatt walks down the ramp not making eye contact with anybody. He slowly and stately walks up the ring steps and along the ring apron. As Bray Wyatt goes to climb into the ring, he begins to chuckle before hopping into the ring and preparing for his match.
Lillian Garcia: Being accompanied to the ring by Eli Cottonwood, he is the Reverend Bray Wyatt!
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The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains, a few seconds afterwards. Batista walks to the ramp as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off.
Batista gets back up, slapping himself on the chest a couple times as he makes his way to the ring. He gets into the ring and looks at his opponents with a sneer.
Lillian Garcia: From Washington DC, he is the Animal, Batista!
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John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena bursts out onto the stage, which is a pleasure from the U.W.F. Universe. John Cena looks into the camera mouthing something that can't be heard over the sound of his music before meeting the end of the stage.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponent, from West Newbury Massachusetts, John Cena!
John Cena takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena springs forward and sprints down the entrance ramp. John Cena slides in the ring and hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. John Cena walks over to the end of the ring and prepares for his match.
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The crowd erupts into boos as the former World Champion makes his way out to the ring. A cocky smile on his face as he plays with the tape on his wrists. Dibiase does not get into the ring though instead the ref opens the door to the penalty box which Dibiase goes into. The door is shut behind him and locked. Dibiase's smile is quickly gone as he will now spend the next five minutes in the penalty box.
Lillian Garcia: From West Palm Beach Florida. He is the Million Dollar Son, Ted Dibiase Jr!
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The crowd goes absolutely nuts for the 2 time World Heavyweight Champion as he comes out prepared for his match and the hardest title defense he's ever faced to date. Once again the champion shows he is not afraid of pain as he slaps himself across the face before he makes his way down to the ring exchanging high fives with the crowd. He slides into the ring and unlatches the title belt around his waist before leaning on the ropes and holding it up for the crowd to see. The crowd absolutely love Ambrose as he gives the belt to the people at ringside after kissing it.
Lillian Garcia: From Cinncinatti Ohio, he is the Current and Reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Dean Ambrose!!!!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings as the crowd is on their feet. The five minute clock shows up signaling Dibiase’s time in the penalty box leaving the 5 other opponents to do battle in the ring. Ambrose and Cena both being eligible off the bat are quickly targeted by the three heels. Batista goes after the World Champion as Wyatt and Hardy go after the Chaingang Soldier. Ambrose falls back like a cornered animal as Batista looks on with evil in eyes Batista lunges at Ambrose who gets a foot into Dave’s face stunning him. The crowd cheers as Ambrose escapes the ring but Batista is quick to follow him. Cena is not so lucky as Hardy and Wyatt begin taking turns beating Cena down in the corner. Wyatt whispers something to Hardy and Hardy nods his head as Cena stands in the corner unable to move. Wyatt gets down on all fours in front of Cena as Hardy goes to the opposite corner and begins sprinting back towards Cena and the Anti-Christ and the Preacher perform the poetry in motion. Both men get up smiling as Cena comes out of the corner, Hardy and Wyatt put their hands together and clothesline Cena to the mat.
JR: Surprising teamwork from two men who have very different beliefs, but then again isn’t that what makes this company and these types of matches so interesting.
Wyatt lifts Cena to his feet before driving an elbow into his face. Hardy gets in on the action driving his fists into Cena’s face before both men clothesline Cena over the top rope and to the ground below. As Hardy and Wyatt are doing that Ambrose comes flying back into the ring and nails Wyatt from behind. Ambrose begins attacking Wyatt with right hands until Hardy kicks the champion in the stomach, Hardy goes to whip Ambrose off of the ropes but Ambrose counters it sending Hardy into the ropes. Hardy comes back and is dropped to the mat with an elbow from Ambrose. Wyatt is back on his feet only to be dropped right back to the mat by a dropkick. Ambrose is feeling it as Batista slides back into the ring looking to take Ambrose’s head off, but Ambrose leap frogs out of the way and Batista’s momentum sends him into the corner where Hardy is waiting and connects with a minor spear. Batista turns around as Hardy slumps to the floor only for Ambrose to toss Batista into the other corner where Wyatt is standing and gets body avalanched by the Animal. Batista is dazed on his feet as Ambrose throws Batista out of the ring. The crowd pops as Ambrose is the only man left standing in the ring.
Ambrose quickly motions over to the table with the belt where Lillian Garcia and Justin Roberts are seated at. He motions for them to bring him the belt to which Lillian gets up and brings it to him. Ambrose takes it as he looks at the clock and sees Dibiase is still in there for a minute. The former world champion bangs on the glass as hard as he can as he watches the current champion exit the ring and throw a ladder into the ring. Ambrose gets into the ring checking to make sure there is no one there before placing the ladder underneath the hook. Ambrose takes his World championship and begins climbing the ladder with it, looking to win the match right here and now. Ambrose gets to the middle of the ladder when the Animal gets back into the ring, Batista runs up to Ambrose and grabs his leg and pulls him back down to the mat. Ambrose falters to the mat and Batista drives him to the mat with a big clothesline. Ambrose slides outside of the ring leaving Batista alone in the ring with the belt and unable to carry it up to the hook. In a fit of rage Batista takes the ladder and picks it up before sending it down to the mat with a spinebuster. The ladder cracks and breaks underneath the maneuver, and the crowd can’t believe what they are seeing.
JR: The inhuman strength of Dave Batista, he just broke that ladder Piper with a spinebuster.
Piper: Batista is not eligible to climb yet, and now he’s making sure no one can the only way he knows how.
The timer on the clock reaches zero and Dibiase is officially able to join the match. He comes out of the penalty box, shoving the official operating the penalty box aside as he slides into the ring. Dibiase goes straight for the pissed off Batista, a bad idea as the Animal grabs him and sends him crashing to the mat with a brutal spinebuster. The official in the ring makes the count.
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Dave Batista has now qualified to hang the Title Belt!
JR: Oh man that has to be just devastating for a guy like Dibiase who just got out of the penalty box and now has to go back in.
Piper: Deebs is going to have to spent the first 7 minutes of the match in the penalty box and he can’t buy his way out of this one.
The official rolls Dibiase out of the ring as the crowd jeers as the Animal begins looking around for a brand new ladder. Obviously he hadn’t expected Deebs to run in like that. He leans out of the ropes to look for a ladder and finds one coming smack into his face from none other than John Cena. The crowd pops as Cena slides into the ring with the ladder and waits for Batista to get up, the Animal does and Cena drives the ladder right into the Animal knocking him down. Cena tosses the ladder down into the center of the ring and waits because somehow the Animal is getting back to his feet. Cena waits for Tista to get to his feet and when he does Cena grabs him and performs a body slam right onto the ladder. Batista remains on the ladder screaming in agony as Cena jumps up in the air and comes down on top of Batista with a leg drop. The crowd is cheering now as Batista is on the ropes, Cena doesn’t have to cover him of course as he is already eligible having won the rumble, but he does anyway hoping to lock him in the penalty box.
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Batista kicks out!
JR: Cena using a tactic few have had the wherewithal to use in the history of the King of the Mountain match and that is to get all of your opponents locked in the penalty box so there is no one to stop you from climbing.
Piper: Too bad for Cena Batista kicked out of some very innovative offense from Cena.
Cena isn’t done with Batista as he brings the Animal up to his feet, but before he can do anything Hardy slides into the ring with a second ladder and brings it full bear onto Cena’s head. Hardy then throws the ladder right into Batista which sends the Powerhouse off balance and through the ropes to the ground floor. The crowd don’t know whether to cheer or pop as gets on the turnbuckle as Cena is still down, Hardy then surprises everyone by climbing up on top of the penalty box and a hush falls over the arena. The usual ground faring Anti-Christ is doing something he hasn’t done for a long time, and as Cena gets to his feet Hardy jumps off of the penalty box and down to the ring bringing a massive clothesline down upon Cena as if a lightning bolt from the Gods. The crowd give some applause to which Hardy responds by flicking off the crowd as he goes for the cover on Cena.
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Deebs Time is up in the Penalty Box.
3. NO!
Cena kicks out!
JR: Well if I wasn’t sitting here right now I wouldn’t believe it. Hardy just brought down Cena with a huge clothesline from the top of the penalty box.
Piper: Now that was more of a Jeffery thing to do JR.
Hardy is so upset he doesn’t see Deebs come up behind him and spin him around, the former Champion drives a right hand into his face before bouncing off the ropes, unfortunately the right hand didn’t do much and Dibiase comes back into a sharp kick from Hardy. Hardy grabs Dibiase and nails him with the Twist of Hate in the center of the ring.
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Jeff Hardy has now Qualified to Hang Up the Championship belt!
Hardy gets to his feet and wipes the hair out of his face excited now that he can climb the ladder and become the UWF World Heavyweight Champion. Hardy grabs the ladder and places it underneath the hook before calling for someone to bring the belt. Lillian Garcia hands the belt to him and the Anti Christ snatches it before turning his attention to the ladder. The crowd boo as Hardy beings climbing up the ladder, he gets the closest to the hook so far and as he is bringing it up to the hook the Champion Dean Ambrose, desperate leaps off the turnbuckle and dropkicks the ladder, the crowd cheer as the ladder comes toppling over, Hardy with it, who crashes and burns on the top rope to the delight of the crowd. Ambrose is quick to pick up the ladder and place it under the hook, before rushing over to the corner where the World Title fell out of Hardy’s hands and Ambrose begins climbing it hoping to get his title back right here. The crowd boos as Wyatt comes back into the ring alongside his disciple Cottonwood. Cottonwood immediately goes up and grabs the ladder, but the champion kicks him away, but it was all a ploy as Wyatt grabs Ambrose from behind and sends the champion to the mat with a backbody drop. Wyatt gets up all smiles looking at the heavens as if saying thank you, before beginning to kick the holy hell out of the Champion. Cottonwood comes over and begins doing the same as the two men double team him. The crowd cheers as Cena comes sliding into the ring, Cottonwood sees him first and goes to attack but Cena catches Cottonwood with a big right hand, another, another, before grabbing Eli and throwing him over the top rope, Cottonwood is thrown so hard he goes flying over the top and right on top of an angry Batista. Cena turns around and Wyatt is there waiting bringing the self proclaimed champ to the mat with a belly to bell suplex. The time on the penalty ends and Dibiase is free to exit again, but instead of getting right into the ring he takes his time waiting for his opportunity.
JR: And well here comes try number three for the former World Champion, who has spent more time in the penalty box tonight then his entire championship reign.
Piper: Dibiase doesn’t stand a chance in this match JR, in fact he looks downright pathetic.
Wyatt has his back turned towards Dibiase trying to get Cottonwood to get to his feet. Deebs begins climbing the turnbuckle something Dibiase is not fond of doing. Wyatt turns around and is shocked to see Deebs on the turnbuckle, the former champ jumps looking for a crossbody, but the Preacher must have heavenly help as he catches Dibiase and Slams him to the mat which if it were Mark Henry would be called the World’s strongest slam. Wyatt smiles as he bounces off the ropes and performs a running senton onto the Million Dollar Son. Some fans laughing others cheering, some even booing as Wyatt goes for the cover.
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Bray Wyatt has Qualified to hang the Title Belt.
Piper: HA! Dibiase goes back again to the penalty box, give him a ugly ass haircut and I’d call him Scott Hartnell.
JR: Who is that?
Piper: NHL player, douchebag. Oh nevermind.
Dibiase is brushed back into the penalty box as Wyatt begins climbing the ladder now with the World Title in hand. “I told you all Brothers and Sisters! It is my time!†Wyatt gets to the top of the ladder and lifts the title up in the air taunting the sold out United Center. It’s a mistake that costs him as both of the “Champs†get into the ring at the same time. Wyatt looks right and looks left and sees both men coming he looks up at the sky. “Lord why have you forsaken me!†Before Cena and Ambrose both grab the sides of the ladder and send it sailing down with Wyatt on top of it. The ladder sends Wyatt sailing over the ropes and too the ground right on top of Eli Cottonwood. The crowd immediately erupt to their feet as they realize it is only John Cena and Dean Ambrose standing in the ring, the two faces look up at the hook and down at the World Title which has fallen right in between both men. The two men share a smile of both respect and intimidation.
JR: Listen to this crowd they want to see these two great warriors go at it. John Cena, the Champ of professional wrestling vs. the Worlds Heavyweight Champion.
Piper: This could have easily been the world title match JR, let’s see right here and now who is the bigger man.
Ambrose starts things off by throwing a punch, only for it to be returned by Cena. Ambrose throws an elbow but Cena responds with a right hand, Ambrose kicks Cena in the gut and sends him off of the ropes only for Cena to come back at Ambrose and drop a huge shoulder block onto the World Champion. Cena bounces off the ropes and delivers a second one before waiting for Ambrose to get to his feet. Cena lifts Ambrose up onto his shoulders for the AA but Ambrose slides off quickly before kicking Cena in the gut and attempting to go for the One Hitter, but as Ambrose gets Cena up into the air Cena comes sailing down and grabs Ambrose from behind and lifts him up into the air before hitting a Spin-Out Powerbomb! The crowd lets off a huge mixed reaction as Cena throws his hand into the air and brings it down in front of the Champion’s face. “You can’t see me!†Cena bounces off the ropes as the penalty box opens again allowing Dibiase to make his way out of the box but he chooses to stay in. Cena performs the Five Knuckle Shuffle in the center of the ring to a big mixed reaction. Cena gets down and begins waiting patiently for Ambrose to get up, but no one is watching his back as the Animal slides into the ring and gets down, Cena hearing something behind him turns and is crushed by a bone-jarring spear from the Animal. While the Animal celebrates Dibiase has slithered his way into the ring and goes for the cover on Cena.
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Ted Dibiase Jr. has Qualified to hang the Title Belt!
JR: Well I will be damned, Dibiase just sent John Cena to the penalty box!
Piper: That sniveling bastard, he always finds some way to get the job done.
Dibiase gets up smiling realizing he has at last qualified to climb and put the Title on the hook. His temporary moment of celebration is cut very short as Batista kicks him in the gut and placed Dibiase between his legs. Deebs lifts him up into the air and slams him down to the mat with a huge Batista Bomb. Batista makes the cover.
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Ted Dibiase is sent back to the penalty box.
Piper: HA! I think Dibiase should just put out a camper and camp out for the night JR, because he’s not going anywhere.
JR: And this time he’s going to have company as John Cena is going to be in there with him thanks to Dibiase’s questionable tactics.
Batista is now left standing alone in the ring where he picks up the ladder and begins to climb it when suddenly thanks to the damage it has taken collapses and falls apart under Batista’s feet. Batista screams in rage after another ladder has been broken. He slides out of the ring and throws off the ring apron looking underneath the ring when something catches his eye. The crowd can’t believe when the Animal pulls out a 20 foot ladder that is Gold! Batista realizing this one won’t break pulls it out and picks it up showing off its length. Before Batista can throw it into the ring however, Hardy comes running on top of the ring barricade and leaps right into the ladder, sacrificing his body so that his body and the ladder both manage to fall on the Animal. A holy shit chant begins in the crowd as Hardy and Batista lay on the ground.
JR: Did you see the size of that ladder Piper? I’ve never seen anything like that before.
Piper: Batista sure did see it up close and personal there JR, after that crazy move by Hardy.
Hardy gets up first after a minute or so and looks down at the Animal. Hardy spits on him before picking him up and throwing him into the ring. Hardy tosses the ladder into the ring but sees that Batista is beginning to get up in the center of the ring. Hardy can’t have that, as he turns towards where Justin Roberts is sitting and throws him off of his chair before grabbing it and heading into the ring. Hardy has the chair and begins stalking Batista as the Animal gets to his feet Hardy crushes him in the back with the steel chair, but the Animal doesn’t go down. The crowd doesn’t know what it is going to take as Hardy extremely pissed kicks Batista in the gut and with all the hate he can muster brings Batista headfirst into the steel chair. The crowd give off a mixed reaction as the timer for Cena and then Dibiase in the penalty box ends. Cena and Deebs come out fighting exchanging right hands, suddenly Dean Ambrose shows up and the three begin duking it out right outside the penalty box, Hardy sees this of course and heads over to the turnbuckle where he quickly climbs up. So focused are Dibiase, Cena, and Ambrose on each other they don’t notice Hardy who turns his back towards them before leaping off of the turnbuckle and landing on top of all three men with a moonsault. The crowd goes nuts with a Holy Shit Chant.
JR: What a move by Jeff Hardy, taking it to a new level here tonight in order to win the Worlds Heavyweight Championship.
Piper: Hardy is showing the world tonight JR what the title and being the World Champion means to him.
Hardy having been protected by the three other bodies gets up and appears to have a temporary change as he points two loaded guns at his head and screaming to a loud ovation from the crowd. Realizing what he just did Hardy smacks himself in the head before refocusing and heading over to the ring bearer’s and grabbing the World Title belt. Hardy is quick to slide into the ring and he sets up the Gold ladder so that one end is towards the entrance ramp, the other by the penalty box. He begins climbing up the side looking towards the penalty box, suddenly Dean Ambrose comes into the ring with another ladder and the crowd pops. Hardy looks at Ambrose waiting for him to make his move. What Ambrose does surprises him as the World Champion sets the ladder on a rung of the ladder and the middle rope, built as if for someone to walk on. That is exactly what Ambrose is going to do as he exits the ring and gets on the apron, preparing to jump up.
JR: The World Champion must be desperate, I don’t understand what the hell he is trying to do here but it looks dangerous.
Piper: I love how Julie is just watching, just as intrigued as the rest of us.
We will never know for sure what the champion has planned for just as he jumps up Eli Cottonwood grabs his leg and pulls him back down, Ambrose’s chin comes crashing into the apron. The crowd boo loudly while inside the ring Hardy laughs. Seeing no one left around Hardy continues his climb with the title belt looking for victory, however he doesn’t see Bray Wyatt come up from his blind spot, Hardy reaches the hook, and Wyatt strikes with a nasty low blow to the Anti-Christ. “we made a good team, but this is for my Lord, the real Christ!†Wyatt then with impressive strength powerbombs Hardy off of the ladder and to the ground below with a thunderous thud that shakes the entire ring. Eli Cottonwood is all smiles on the outside as Wyatt picks up the World Title and begins his trek towards destiny.
JR: I can’t believe it, was Wyatt right when he told the World he was destined to win this match up and become the new Worlds Heavyweight Champion of the World.
Piper: How many times can you same the word World in a sentence JR, jeez.
Wyatt has a huge smile on his face as he takes one step, he thinks about all the many things he is going to do as Champion, all the souls he is going to save. The days of his ministry will be glorious and the miracle that is Bray Wyatt will be everywhere just as God has predetermined. He looks at the World Championship and sees his reflection, he is indeed proud of the man he has become. He lifts up the title into the sky and gets up towards the hook.
JR: Bah Gawd we have a New World Champion here, Bray Wyatt is World Champion!
Before Wyatt can hook the belt on the hook however, SMACK! The Million Dollar son has come into the ring and used the steel chair to end Wyatt’s threat. Wyatt falls off of the ladder but lands on his feet holding his back where the chair hit him, he is easy prey as Dibiase comes up behind him and nails him with the Dream Street! The crowd begins booing loudly as Dibiase looks up at the hook high above the ring and smiles.
JR: You’ve got to be kidding! This man has spent the entire match in the penalty box Hot Rod, and now he has the best chance of the night to win the World Title.
Piper: I really thought Wyatt had the match won there, JR.
Dibiase grabs the Championship just as John Cena comes sliding into the ring, Cena heads over to Dibiase thinking Deebs doesn’t see him, but Deebs does and as Cena goes to spin him around to attack, Dibiase brings the Championship belt into Cena’s skull. The crowd boo as Cena falls to the mat and out of the ring as Dibiase holds up the World Championship as if he has won it.
Piper: Hey idiot! You haven’t won the belt yet, stop celebrating like the Jackass you are!
Dibiase is so busy showing off and not climbing that he doesn’t see the Champion, a bruise forming on his chin slide into the ring behind him. Dibiase still holding the belt as if he has won it turns only to be kicked in the gut by Ambrose before the World Champion sends the former World Champion to the mat with a One Hitter! The crowd goes absolutely bat shit crazy as Ambrose gets to his feet, everyone else is down and he has a clear path up the ladder. The desperate Champion wastes no time in picking up the Championship belt. He climbs up to the balanced ladder leading to the Gold ladder which is where Ambrose is headed. Dean begins to feel nervous and excited at the same time as he walks the rungs towards the ladder. No one said he could do it, no one gave him a chance, but Dean Ambrose, much like he did at Starrcade is going to prove everyone wrong again. He thinks about the last month of his life and how great it felt to be a Champion, he didn’t want that feeling to end and was going to continue that by climbing the ladder. Ambrose gets to the gold ladder as the crowd is on their feet. Ambrose checks the stability of the ladder, thinking about all the pain and torture he has received and will continue to receive as World Champion and he smiles thinking about all the pain he has endured here tonight as well as the pain he will hand out on his quest to become the longest reigning World champion in the history of UWF.
JR: My god! Dean Ambrose is going to retain the World Heavyweight Championship here!
Piper: Go on kid! You can do it!
As Dean Ambrose reaches up to balance the belt, Cena slides back into the ring, shocking everyone in attendance, and leaps up onto the balanced ladder. Ambrose never sees him as Cena delivers a clubbing blow to the back of Ambrose but Ambrose having come so close now to winning the match refuses to let go of the belt and the ladder, Cena delivers a second one but Ambrose shows his resolve as Champion and again refuses to let go. Without any other options he can think of Cena takes a different path and grabs Ambrose into a reserve fireman’s carry, the crowd gets to their feet as Cena is able to keep his balance on the ladder at his feet and still fight off Dean Ambrose who is desperate to break free while holding the belt. Ambrose’s efforts are unsuccessful as Cena slowly walks across the balanced ladder before tossing Ambrose off his shoulder’s, straight down on top of the Penalty Box delivering a brutal reverse Attitude Adjustment! The belt goes flying onto the ground besides the penalty box. And the crowd goes nuts.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! DEAN AMBROSE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
Ambrose flops off the penalty box as Cena slowly walks across the ladder before climbing on top of the penalty box, scouting for the location of the belt. Cena can’t find it before he is quickly distracted, because Jeff Hardy slides into the ring and picks up the steel chair, he sets it into a seated position before rushing across the ring and leaping onto the steel chair before leaping straight onto the ladder completing the triple jump, Jeff Hardy runs up and manages to grab John Cena’s head into a cutter; using all the momentum of the move, Jeff Hardy and John Cena go flying off the penalty box and both men crash and burn on the Smackdown announcement table below with a modified version of the Twist of Hate, and JR has a mild heart-attack!
JR: BAH GAWD! THESE MEN ARE KILLING EACH OTHER TO WIN THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! WE GOT THREE BODIES OUT HERE AND I’M SURE THERE ARE MORE TO COME.
Piper: Settle down JR! With your diet and size you’ll have a stroke.
The carnage at ringside is brutal as Bray Wyatt finally gets back to his feet but at the same time the Animal stands. Batista roars and charges towards Wyatt but Wyatt has a plan and makes a B-line towards the penalty box, Wyatt rushes inside the Penalty box and slams the door behind as Eli Cottenwood quickly locks the door behind it, but Batista follows and roars before steamrolling straight into Eli Cottenwood, the fans actually cheer Batista as he picks up Cottonwood before he boots him in the gut before hoisting Cottenwood into a Batista Bomb through the Spanish Announce Table.
Piper: There goes another table. Man am I glad I can’t speak Spanish for shit.
JR: THIS IS CARNAGE RODDY!
Bray Wyatt chuckles as he yells at Batista “Jesus will protect me from all who worship the devil like you.†Batista roars and grabs the steel door of the penalty box, and takes a deep breath and rips the door right off the hinges. Bray Wyatt is shocked as Batista comes into the penalty box and grabs Bray Wyatt by the hair and slams him into the side of the penalty box. Wyatt is hurting now as the Animal leaves the box. Batista is acting like a wild animal as Batista grabs the penalty box and begins pushing with all of his might. Suddenly the box begins to topple before falling to the ground with Bray Wyatt still inside.
JR: There is no escaping for Bray Wyatt!
Batista chuckles as he now knows he is the only person left standing, he grabs a microphone out of Lillian’s hands before herolls into the ring and begins to climb up the big gold ladder. Once on top of the ladder, Batista chuckles and speaks into the microphone.
Batista: Mike Choida, give me that freakin’ World title, bring that freakin’ belt because I freakin’ deserve to be handed it! Now freakin’ hurry up!
JR: This is disgusting, Batista is making the poor official do his dirty work.
Piper: Batista has dominated this entire match up JR. He's right when he says he deserves to be handed the belt. I just didn't think the Animal was stupid enough to take the idea literally.
Batista sits on the top of the ladder imagining himself as World Champion as Mike Choida casually rolls out of the ring and looks for the World Heavyweight Championship. He thinks of all the bitches he will be able to get on his arms and how it is about FREAKING time. Mike Choida finds the World Title and rolls back into the ring as Batista waits for it. Mike Choida fearing the animal slowly climbs the ladder, he is about to hand Batista the title when suddenly heads are turning in the crowd as the Big Show suddenly comes marching through the crowd and climbs over the top rope. Batista is shocked as he tells Mike Choida to hurry up but it’s far too late as Big Show climbs over the top rope and grabs Batista by the foot and tugs it, sending Batista down to the canvas below. Batista lands on his feet and goes to hoist Big Show up for the Spinebuster but Big Show delivers a deveserating clubbing blow to the back, knocking the wind out of Batista.
JR: The Big Show!? Where the hell did he come from Hot Rod.
Piper: I can’t believe what I’m seeing, Batista couldn’t even lift him up for his Spinebuster. What the hell is he doing here JR?
Batista bounces off the ropes looking for some momentum to take the big man down but it is no use as Show just gets a big boot into the Animal’s face. Show looks at Mike Chioda who looks like he has wet himself before snatching the World Title belt out of his hand. Show fakes a punch and Chioda ducks and covers by getting out of the ring as fast as he can. It is at this point Ted Dibiase slides into the ring ready for anything, anything except the Big Show. “You’ve got to be kidding me.†Dibiase’s face just drops as the Big Show stares at him with anger and hate.
Piper: This just isn’t Dibiase’s night JR. He just keeps finding himself in the right place at the right time.
JR: Well the good news is that Ted won’t have much more of a night once the Big Show gets his hands on him.
The Big Show makes a fist before yelling at Dibiase to come and get it over with. Dibiase shakes his head no, not wanting to have to deal with another finisher tonight, especially the Big Show’s. Show moves towards Dibiase before spinning around and connecting with the WMD on the Animal who was preparing for a cheap shot. The crowd are cheering the Big Show now who still has the World Title in his other hand. Batista is out like a light after the force of the Big Show’s hand who now turns his attention towards Dibiase. Dibiase begins cowering in fear in the corner as the Big Show begins making his way over towards him. The Big Show looks ready to take Dibiase’s head off Big Show throws his fist back as Dibiase begins to cover up. Suddenly the Big Show begins laughing to the surprise of everyone. Dibiase takes his hands down that were protecting his face and you see a huge smile on his face. The crowd begin to get what is happening as the Big Show literally hands Dibiase the World Heavyweight Championship. Dibiase takes it and the crowd begins booing in an uproar. Big Show grabs Deebs and lifts him up to a seated position on his shoulders.
JR: No! No! Big Show is working for Ted Dibiase Jr!? What the hell is this?
Piper: Holy Shit Dibiase was right when he said everyone has his price. What a brilliant move by Dibiase!
It is a brilliant move, as Batista is down, Cena is down, Hardy is down, Ambrose is down, Wyatt is out. It is just Dibiase and the Big Show, as Dibiase with the title belt in his possession on the Big Shows shoulders is able to get right onto the top rung of the ladder, and the Big Show watching Deebs back places the title on the hook and hooks the belt signaling the end of the match. The crowd is in an uproar now as the bell is rung.
JR: I don’t believe it! I can’t believe it! It ends like this!
Piper: I’ll be damned he did it!
THE WINNER OF THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH AND NEW UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: TED DIBIASE!
Dibiase immediately unhooks the belt before putting it on his shoulder. Everyone is shocked at the moment as no one saw this coming. “I love it when a plan comes together!†As the Big Show grabs him and puts him on his shoulders.
JR: I hate to say it Hot Rod, but I think Dibiase may have thrown the match, saving himself in the penalty box, until the Big Show could arrive.
Piper: If that is the case I have a newfound respect for Dibiase, cause that is ballsy. And plan or not we have a New World Heavyweight Champion here tonight. I can’t believe it!
Dibiase lifts up the World Title on the shoulders of the Big Show and smiles as Dibiase has just pulled a fast one on all of the UWF Universe and is now a Two Time World Heavyweight Champion. This is how the Great American Bash comes to a close with the UWF Universe still reeling from another incredible evening, headlined by the end of Aries career, A retaining Rattlesnake, and a Million Dollar World Champion. DiBiase holds the title high in the air as The Great American Bash signs off.
Credits
Promos: Respective TTers
World Heavyweight Championship: SBS
Bryan/Wolfe, Sandow/Edge, European Championship, Tag Team Championship: EffectsofRaven
Aries/Orton, MVP/Roode, United States Championship, UWF Championship: Cwalker
