UWF PRESS CONFERENCE HIGHLIGHTS
The following UWF Program will be showing the highlights of the UWF press conference, including John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Batista and many more, however neither UWF Champion or World Heavyweight Champion permitted their interviews to air along with the show! Folks enjoy!
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Fade. The camera’s open up to a stage, a more formal environment than the usual. It seems as if a press conference is currently going on, and there’s numerous of UWF’s superstars answering and being asked questions from the press. We see John Cena near the front of the booth, wearing a clean gray suit and gray pants. Cena has a huge smile on his face, as we see a huge “SummerSlam†logo plastered on the booth and behind Cena on a wall. So, it’s obvious this is the official SummerSlam 2012 Press Conference! Cena appears to be waiting for a question, and it’s no doubt he’s been asked plenty since he is one of UWF’s biggest superstars to date. And before you knew it, we heard a voice behind the camera. The camera spins around and we see a young man, probably in his late 20s, standing up as raises his hand, asking his question.
Spectator #1: Uh, this question is for Mr. John Cena.
John Cena: Shoot, kid.
The young man nods his head toward John Cena, who begins asking his question.
Spectator #1: Alright, John. So, we all know you have a huge match going into SummerSlam. You’re involved in a World Heavyweight Championship match. Most people would be excited to have this match, but there’s a twist at the end. Y’see, you were tricked into signing a contract written by Ted DiBiase’s lawyers. The twist was this match at SummerSlam will be a Handicap Match, also involving Ted’s partner in crime, The Big Show. Having Big Show in your mind, would you consider Ted to have the match already won? The dark horse, you can say? He’s been having a successful run this past month, and he can easily find another way to win. Especially with Show in his corner.
John Cena holds his arms out, and shrugs his shoulders very lightly whilst responding with a smile.
John Cena: Y’see. That’s the beauty in it, right there. This is a match for the World Heavyweight Championship, one of the prestigious, if not the most prestigious item in professional wrestling history. I’m gon’ admit it, guys. The odds are against me, this is a Handicap match. I understand the meanin’ of this match. This is anybody’s match to win. And when that bell rings, from the moment the famous lock-up begins, I will be doin’ just as match as Ted DiBiase to win the match. Most importantly, to win the big one. But, to answer your question, do I consider Ted DiBiase to have the match already won? No. And, he’s probably gon’ hate me even more for sayin’ this. Because to anybody who truly understands him, they can agree with me for sayin’ this, Ted DiBiase strives on success. He strives on bein’ at the top, and never bein’ forgotten. That’s the man he is, and I don’t blame him for that. He can do what he does, and I’ll do what I do and that’s makin’ it happen. He talks, he talks a big game, I gotta’ give him that. I do too, he-he, but when I talk? I make up for it in the ring. And, that will be happenin’ at SummerSlam, no more talk. This is it; the time for talkin’s over. Anyway, Ted DiBiase? He’s all about the shock factor. Provin’ people wrong, and then rubbin’ it in their face. Smearin’ every aspect of the moment, until it gets you to the point where you just wanna’ hurt someone. So later, you would never forget the moment he was involved in. He would, just take a look at him; he’s the type of person who would do such a thing. He’d torture you, he’s a douche. He’s an even more douche for what he did at The Bash, and I’m not gon’ get all into that because I’m almost positive we all knew what went done that night. He was a coward that night, and I lost. This Sunday, I will continue to prove Ted’s a coward. I will do everything to ensure that not only does he lose, but he will be reminded how big of a coward he really is, when I win the World Heavyweight Championship and prove Ted DiBiase is no match for – John Cena.
John Cena takes pause, awaiting those in charge to select someone from beyond the camera’s view, to ask Cena yet another question. A question in which Cena prepares himself to answer, taking a sip of water whilst waiting.
Spectator #2: John, I was listening to you talk about Ted DiBiase Junior, but where does that leave The Big Show?
John Cena screws the lid back onto the bottle of water he was previously drinking from, placing it back upon the podium top. He then leans toward the microphone with a straight face, and answers accordingly.
John Cena: The Big Show, huh? Y’see, I didn’t appreciate when I heard Show was in this match. I mean, I know he and Ted has this little secret affair goin’ on. Oh, wait. I guess it’s not a secret anymore, huh? He-he, in all seriousness I didn’t appreciate when Show was in this match. Oh, and don’t twist my words. I can handle both Show and Ted, it’s not the competition. It’s the number’s factor. Two on one, yeah – I understand it. But, this match was supposed to be Ted and I. No one else. This was the match that would end the heated up feud he and I are currently involved in. Then, I see Ted had Show in this match as well. I’m not gon’ lie, I was a bit pissed off hearin’ that. Show had no right to be in this match. However, the past couple of weeks, havin’ Show in this match turned into a good thing. Think about it, Ted’s confidence has boomed to a high since hirin’ Show. He believes he can overcome anyone that steps foot in this ring, includin’ me. And at SummerSlam, Ted believes facin’ me will be no problem. Why? The Big Show’s his partner. That’s good for me, as weird as it sounds. Let me explain, Ted’s distracted. He’s distracted by the money, the fame, the glory, and the confidence. His confidence will play a huge part in this match because once I take out Show; it’s just he and I. Where’s his confidence then? Roamin’ down his legs as long with his piss when I take him out and become the next World Heavyweight Champion. I refuse to allow an entire summer’s worth of work go to waste and evaporate to nothin’. There’s three men in this match, and one’s gon’ to win. Ted DiBiase doesn’t want the victory as much as I do. He doesn’t want the World Heavyweight Championship as much as I do. And, I promise you no matter what he says, no matter what Show says, I will not – lose! This is my match to win, and my time – is – now!
John Cena nods his head, as he walks away from the podium, sitting in his seat. Very interesting Press Conference so far, as someone else steps up to answer questions.
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Michael Cole: Now Ladies and Gentleman, let me welcome here, on the podium, another great athlete, he is our European Champion ... Rob .. Van ... Dam!
RVD emerges from the back in his black suit and his European title in hand. He handshakes Michael Cole and then steps in front of the conference table. He puts down his championship, putting it on the table, drink some water first and then starts to talk to the microphone ...
It's great to be here in sunny Florida, where people are nice, the weather is nice and everything is fine, I'm actually thinkin', that I should spend my holidays here some time. Nonetheless, I think everybody knows why I'm here. It's that time of the year, again, when UWF presents its second biggest Pay-Per-View show of the year, SummerSlam. And what a Pay-Per-View it would be without Mr. PPV RVD. I can tell you that, it would completely suck, but I have a good message for all of you, I'm here so, SummerSlam is in good hands right now. But to be honest, most of you are probably going to be shocked, but SummerSlam is not all about me, even though I would like it to be. It is also about other men, competing in their own resoective matches and one of my favourites is Money In The Bank match, because my very good friend Rey Rey is in that match and I believe he has what it takes, to grab that briefcase and bring it to our lair. The thing is that, I know what it feels like, to unhook that briefcase and then cash it on somebody and I gotta tell you it feels great and it's a big pleasure. Especially you're very happy, when you show up on the stage, while the current champion is in the ring and you see the fear in his eyes and you know that he's actually askin' himself "Is he gonna cash in or is he just standin' there", you know, and then you just walk away and you can see that he starts to breathe normally again, but when you walk down that ramp and you're ready to cash it in, most of the champions pee in their pants, then they got their ass kicked and they also lose the championship. Thank God I don't know that feel and I hope it's never gonna happen to me, 'cause I would be completely freaked out. I'm also hyped for the UWF Championship match, I mean the elimination chamber, 'cause it's always so fun to watch and I'm not gonna lie to you, my favourite superstar in that match is my good old pal, Stone Cold Steve Austin. But just to be clear, all of you should be focused mainly on European Championship match, 'cause just like every other day, you'll see Rob Van Dam retainin' his title in that match. Even though I've said many things to Jeff Jarrett, I really respect his work, I respect all he has done so far and I also respect his wife, but when it comes to a fight, there's no respect, but only ahte and will to survive and I can gurantee you, I'll be the one, who's gonna survive and I will keep that title. As a matter of fact, I hold this title, for more than one month, now somebody tell me, why should I lose it against Jeff Jarrett?
One of the interviewers stands up ...
Interviewer: Maybe Mr. Van Dam because a lot of people are predicting that Jeff Jarrett is going to strip you off that title and because he has what it takes to take it from you?
RVD's just looking straight at the guy ...
I don't know, who let you in this bulding, but if you say somethin' else about me losin' my title, I'll let you escort out of here, either by security or I'll do it all by myself, so you rather sit down and shut up. You see, I don't see any reason, why Jeff Jarrett should hold this title, I mean he's good, but he's not Rob Van Dam good. Hell, I don't even know, how he deserved that title shot, but I don't care, because there's no easier opponent in UWF. I understand that some people actually like Jarrett's character and his skills, even though it's very weird for me, but I respect that, everyone has his free choice, to decide who they will support. But with all due respect, who don't support Rob Van Dam will be driving on a highway to hell in a very short time. But when it comes to SummerSlam, European Championship match, I just think I got it. I know that it probably makes you wonder, why am I so sure, that this will end as my victory, it's simple, I'm Rob Van Dam, Mr. Thursday night and I have no problem kickin' some tails in the ring, doesn't matter who it is. I don't fear anyone and I don't have to. Since the start of my career, I wasn't afraid of nobody, I always go to the ring with only one thing in my head and that's: "I'm gonna win again .." and that's why I am one of the most succesful UWF superstars right now. Okay, time for your questions.
Interviewer 2: Last episode of SmackDown, you defeated Big Show, the tag team partner or bodyguard, I don't how I should call it, of Ted DiBiase the current World Heavyweight Champion, how did that feel?
I wasn't going in the ring with some kind of special feelin' for me it was normal match. And I did, what I do best and that's kickin' some asses. Yeah, that guy is heavy as hell, but I didn't need to lift him up, that's what you gotta realize, it doesn't matter how tall or how heavy he is, there is always a way to defeat him, you just have to be good enough. And when you're good enough, you deserve a place on the SummerSlam card. Ii means that anybody, who's good in this industry and means somethin', is on the card and will be fighting this sunday, the only exception is Jeff Jarrett. I defeated Big Show on SmackDown, but he made it to the card anyway, because he's the bodyguard of Ted DiBiase and actually he's gonna be in World Heavyweight Championship. Now I don't how it will be, but he's officialy advertised for that match, so I don't if it's a handicap match or he will just stand in DiBiase's corner, but I'm sure that match is going to be a hell of a fun and I can't wait to see, if John Cena has what it takes, to take out both, Ted DiBiase and Big Show, 'cause I believe it's not going to be only DiBiase's fight. But I defeated Big Show and he's in World Heavyweight Championship match at SummerSlam and I'm not. John Cena is in World Heavyweight Championship match at SummerSlam ... and I'm not. Well, I'm not gonna bitch about it here, 'cause right now I'm the European Champion and I have my own problems. Okay, so last question.
Interviewer 3: My question is also connected with your last win over Big Show. Does that make you feel, that you should concentrate on World Heavyweight Championship or are you staying with your European title and you're happy?
I am really happy, that I can hold this European Championship and it's not the win over the Big Show that makes me feel I can fight for World Heavyweight Championship. You know since my start in UWF I was always focused on the two main title in this company. Either UWF Championship or World Heavyweight Championship and I think I'm really climbing up those imaginary ladders, you know, I'm picking up wins over my opponents almost every week, now I won many matches in a row, so I have pretty impressive winning streak and I think I am prepared to face World Heavyweight Champion. But I don't mean like it's because of the win over Big Show, 'cause the thing is that at SummerSlam Ted DiBiase can lose his title and when it's going to be John Cena, who will be the new champion, my win over Big Show is useless. But I'm tellin' you, I'm sure that I'm prepared and I have what it takes, to take on the next World Heavyweight champion, I don't care, who's it gonna be. So after I will succesfully retain my European Championship right here in Florida, I can move on to World Heavyweight Championship heights. And you know, I can wear two title at a time and that's what everyone knows, plus me and my partner Rey Rey, we also tryin' to focus on Tag Team Championships, but there's not a lot of time to focus on that, because our main task is to fighting the crime so I have only a little time to spare thinking about Tag Team Championships. So yeah, I will retain my European Championship and after SummerSlam I will do everything, to get my hands on that World Heavyweight Championship ... thank you all for coming and don't forget to support you're favourite wrestler, Rob ... Van ... Dam.
RVD makes his trademark, then picks up his European Championship from the conference table and goes off the stage ...
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A fan towards the back of the room stands, and speaks
Fan: I've got a question for John Morrison. John, how do you feel about the prospect such a legendary opponent in The Undertaker?
Morrison shuffles in his seat for a second, before he begins to talk
Morrison: It adds to the fun. As I've said numerous times over the past few weeks; I am a man of grandeur. Walking in here and calling out any Average Joe wasn't what I had any intention of doing. I wanted an opponent with a name. An opponent who has a history... an opponent with an aura about him. Why? So I can call time on that very aura. So I can kick down the doors of mystery and show the world what's been plain to see for years; The Undertaker is merely a man. It takes a special sort of man, however, to do that to The Undertaker. John Morrison is that man.
One awkward looking fan towards the back stands, and starts to speak
Fan: Hey, John Morrison, I think Undertaker is going to kick your ASS!
The room laughs, Morrison smiles through gritted teeth
Morrison: And I think you're going to die a virgin. But what else is new?
"I've got a question". A fan towards the front stands, and looks at John Morrison.
Fan: This is a question for you, John. Win, lose or draw, what are you plans for the future on Raw?
Morrison: It's quite simple. I want it all. John Morrison isn't here to do anything but be the best. I want to be the best and I want to exhibit it every week. When the gods forged the Guru of Greatness, it wasn't so that he could languish in the depths of Raw's roster, it was so that he could dominate UWF with an iron fist. A revolution is coming, and John Morrison is leading it. It will be biblical. Call me a staunch revolutionist, call me the voice of a new generation, call me the new face of UWF.
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The “Rated R Superstar†Edge:
So this is what everyone has been waiting for. What does Edge have to say? What does Edge have up his sleeves? And so since this is a press conference I do have to adhere to certain guidelines so let me see what is on this notecard here. Discuss the TLC aspect. How original. Let’s see. The TLC aspect of the match is what is going to make things interesting. I mean pretty much every money in the bank is the same thing. Guys using the ladder. This time it is going to be different because now we will have the element of chairs and tables at our disposal. Finally we will see what money in the bank can truly be all about. Finally it will exceed the previous money in the bank ladder matches. I mean really all we have ever seen is the same crap with a few different spots here and there. Other than that they all have been the exact same thing. And I’m sure that everyone is tired of the exact same thing. And that is why this time… they made sure that Edge was part of this match because Edge adds a special element to the match. And being that it is TLC… it is right up my alley and everyone knows that I always look to deliver match of the night each and every night and that night will be no different. I plan on being the highlight and I plan on being the winner. And… screw these notecards…
Edge throws the cards behind his back.
The “Rated R Superstar†Edge:
The main thing I want to deal with is Jeff Hardy. I don’t care what mental state he is in. He may be in some sort of confused state of mind but whatever it is… it is not going to bear anything. I’m going to use this platform to let each and everyone of you know and that includes Jeff Hardy that I do plan on gunning for you and you better believe that I will hurt you. I will make sure that you understand that you do not ever cross someone like me. You do not ever mess with someone like me and think that you will get away with it. I will extract my revenge and I will make my presence known and I will make sure that you will never ever even think about trying to get an upper hand on me like that again. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a match to prepare for.
Edge steps down from the podium.
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Vince McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, the next to the podium is a man that impressed a lot in our last pay per view, and will be looking to do so again at Summerslam in the Money in the Bank ladder match, and look to pick up a guaranteed championship shot at any time of his choosing for the next 12 months. Please welcome the Antichrist of professional wrestling, the enigma, Jeff Hardy!
Jeff's music plays and Jeff walks out onto the press conference floor. He looks at the other superstars already on the floor, and he takes a seat where his name is. He sits back as his music stops and he waits for the first question aimed to him.
Reporter One: Jeff, a ladder match a big time pay per view. Just another day at the office for you right? I mean, surely there can't be nerves going into a match you've been in so many times before.
Jeff Hardy: Yeah, I'm sure if this was going to be the tenth time that I was jumping out a plane I would have no apprehension as-well. The nerves don't leave when you know that you can seriously hurt yourself at any point. When you add the severity of winning this match can do for your career only adds to the apprehension. Knowing that a chance at becoming world champion can come of it, it becomes a must win match up. And if all of that isn't enough, you take the caliber of superstar in the match, Batista, Edge, Rey Mysterio... They're all top competitors and that only adds to the occasion. I know there's title matches going on at Summerslam, but I think our match is going to steal the show.
Reporter Two: Sounds like your confidence isn't as high as it has been Jeff?
Where the hell did you get that idea from? All I have said, is that the match will be extremely important, and extremely difficult for all of us. But I have the momentum, I have the advantage of being one of the men in this match with a lot of experience in using ladders as weapons and as... well, ladders. I feel that I am primed more than anyone else in the match to become the Money in the Bank briefcase holder and heir to either Ted DiBiase's.... or John Cena's throne.
Reporter Three: Jeff, people have been talking about your state of mind more than your chances in this match. What would you say to those people?
Okay, I knew this was gonna come out at some point, it seems that I can't go anywhere without people telling me that I'm confusing them recently or people reckoning that I am confused myself. And that is just simply not true, I am always under control of my actions, miy thoughts, and my mind. You may not understand what I am doing it, and why I am doing it, but it does not mean that I have a plan and I have an already mapped out path that is going to get me to where I want to go. Look at the Great American Bash. I was so focused on driving Smackdown to an old glory that I lost sight of the objective that, in the end, would get me to where I want to go a lot quicker than any other route. So this time, I have the bit between my teeth. I've put my quest on the side-burner, to quicken up the process so to speak. I know what I have to do to win, and this Sunday it will be done, mark my words.
Reporter Two: Most people are either tipping yourself or Edge as favorites to leave Florida with the briefcase, any words for the Rated R Superstar?
What's more to be said? I have already spoken in length with Edge, like I have spoken in length with all of the competitors. Yeah, Edge has a history with making ladders work. He's won a Money in the Bank ladder match. This probably makes him more of a favorite than I am and that... that suits me right down into the ground. As for whats happened the last couple of weeks, it's not something that Edge wouldn't be familiar with, it's not a play that Edge hasn't played before in his career. If you all believe that I'm a bad person for whats happened the last couple of weeks you really need to open your eyes and realize whats going on. The stark reality is that this Sunday, we're either going to have a world champion that can't take a one on one battle.... or it's going to be John Cena. I know I can beat both of these guys, I know I can take place upon the top of the ladder here and pull Smackdown towards a direction tat the UWF universe... that's the fans above the age of twelve, that delve into their pockets and keep this place afloat, can be proud of. Winning that briefcase not only means I get a shot of the gold, but however long I carry it, I know that all eyes will be asphyxiated on me... Fans, superstars... management. Dean Ambrose? Come and gone.... Daniel Bryan? Was in the forefront, now taking a backseat..... whether it's John Cena's time at Summerslam remains to be seen, the very near future of Friday nights will belong to one man. One force. One enigma.
Maybe it's time you all found out who Jeff Hardy really is.
Maybe.
Jeff Hardy slouches back into his seat and smirks as attention is back on Vince McMahon.
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Suddenly the sound of a revved engine and squealing tires interrupts the proceedings. The cameras cut to the side as a sleek, black Pagani Zonda Roadster F C12S with a back plate that says IM ON IT pulls in honking his horn. As the car pulls in, STEP UP (I'M ON IT) by Maylene and Sons of Disaster plays. Suddenly, the drivers door pops open and Jeff Jarrett jumps out in waving his arms in triumph. The cameras start going off and a few boos begin. He grins and walks regally over to the passenger side and opens the door. He reaches in and helps his gorgeous wife to her feet. The hottest couple of the UWF walk up the steps and onto the podium as the cameras flash and the music blares.
After raising his hands in triumph once again, Jarrett goes for a microphone.
Jeff Jarrett: As that high falootin' blowhard, Sandow, says, YOU'RE WELCOME!
The press waste no time in yelling out questions, but ole Double J will have none of it.
Jeff Jarrett: Now, hold up, press monkeys! I know you were told you were gonna ask a bunch of questions, but I don't trust a one of ya farther than I can throw ya! SO, instead of you uneducated cretins asking the same stupid questions, I'm going to have the smartest person I know ask the hard hittin' questions! You know, the real important topics of the day. So, without further ado, let me introduce to you MY WIFE, the greatest Knockout ever!!
There's a mild spattering of shocked applause as Karen smiles and takes a microphone.
Karen Jarrett: Thank you, honey. Now, I know what all of you are wondering. So I'll cut to the chase. (Turns to her hubby Jeff) Jeff, what are you gonna do after you beat RVD?
Jarrett gets a big smile on his face and blurts out: I'M GOIN' TA DISNEYWORLD!! Yeah!!
There's a collective moan in the audience.
Karen Jarrett: But seriously, honey, what are you plans for the match at Summerslam?
Jeff Jarrett gets all serious: Well, for one thing, I'ma gonna keep him off the top rope! Damned spot monkey! This ain't the circus but he IS a clown! Next, I'm gonna keep him away from the steel chairs. If he thinks he's getting a chair shot in during our match, he's higher than I know he is!!
Karen Jarrett: Once you win the European title, what then?
Jeff Jarrett smiles:
Well, I figure I can catapult myself to the top of this here business and take the title away from ole Teddy Junior! That's right. Put that down in your little notepads! Double J, Jeff Jarrett, will be the Champion of not only Europe, but the whole UWF!! Hell, I already own Mexico and Orlando!
Karen continues:
And what about Del Rio?
Jeff Jarrett puts his hand over the microphone, but you can still hear him: Honey, I thought we talked about this. No mentioning Alberto...this is about me...
Suddenly, we hear one of the reporters yell out their question: Are you expecting Del Rio to be your backup against RVD?
Jarrett gets angry and rants into the microphone: Wha? Aw, hell no!
Another reporter: Isn't it true that your alliance with Del Rio not only resulted in him getting taken out of the European title match, but ensured he would be able to interfere on your behalf and you on his behalf?
Jeff Jarrett points at the reporter: Those are vicious rumors and you should be ashamed!
Yet another reporter: Well, what possible reason would you have with alligning yourself with Alberto Del Rio in the first place?
Suddenly, before Double J can answer, Del Rio's music hits and yet another expensive car enters the area there in the hotel..
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Alberto steps to microphone and he takes a good hard look at his partner Double J and his wife, before he begin to speak...
Alberto Del Rio: My name...
Alberto stops for a moment...
My name is Alberto Del Rio, but of course, you already know that. You also know that me and Mr. Jeff Jarrett here forms a tag team. And even tho we are not fighting for Tag Team titles this sunday, we are actually fighting for few titles. As you already know, Double J is fighting against Rob Van Dam for European Championship and me figting Chris Hero and Triple H for the brand new TV title. And hey, I'm so happy and so proud that this will happen here in Florida because it was right here back in days where I
've made my huge professional debut in this business. And I'm even more happy when I look forward to what will happen tommorow. Me winning TV title will be huge. August 26th will be forever remembered in my country as the day, when Alberto Del Rio made UWF watchable once again...
Reporter: Mr. Rio, Jeff Jarrett said few shocking things moments ago, how will you reply?
Hey, hey, you have to know that me and Jeff have pretty interesting business releationship between us, so I understand him and I will leave it with no comment...
Reporter: I understand, but you are fighting in a Triple Threat match and you planned with help from your partner, what will you do now?
First of all, I don't help from anybody. I made to a level where I am by myself and that's exactly what I'm going to do this Sunday...
Reporter: Do you have some plan for the Triple Threat match?
My plan? My plan?! Well, just to do what I do every single night.. Be the best man standing... Now if you'll excuse me, I got better things to do...
Reporter: One last question please! Triple H....
Reporter can't finish what he wanted to say and Alberto finishes it...
Triple H? Triple H will taste a bit of my destiny and I'll make sure he will never ever again say craps like he did... End of story pedro...
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Christopher Daniels looked somewhat pleased to be in the press conference. There were a few questions to be asked about his match with Bully Ray, and he was more than happy to answer them. He looked at the first man in line to ask him a question and nodded in his direction.
Reporter: Mister Daniels, you requested this match against Bully Ray, the man who only a few weeks ago humiliated you by not only making you tap out to your own submission hold, but pass out from it. Why would you want to face the man?
Christopher Daniels: I wanted to prove to not only Bully, but the world that I wouldn’t let that go unpunished. I am not someone who will be pushed around simply because I am a smaller man. What Bully did to me that night truly angered me to the point that I do not care if I land in the hospital, as long as I take him with me. I was getting sick of Bully claiming to better than anybody, especially me when it came to wrestling. To be quite honest, he got a sucker punch in and continued on after that. I’m planning to do much worse to him, that’s why I wanted the match. I wanted to make him suffer as much as he made me suffer.
Daniels was pleased with his answer as he pointed to the next reporter to ask their question.
How do you plan to handle Bully Ray’s brute strength, as it is clear he is much bigger, and stronger than you are?
Daniels didn’t seem to be happy with that question; it was far too blunt for his liking. He answered it however with as much modesty as he was willing to give.
I plan to handle it with intelligence. A guy like Bully relies heavily on his strength and size. Since I am a much smaller man, I have to use more than my strength. I however won’t give you any of my secrets to handle Bully’s strength. He could be listening in on this conversation now, and I’d rather him not get any edge over me heading into SummerSlam.
Speaking of SummerSlam, why pick SummerSlam for the match? Why pick this pay-per-view to be the host of your match?
Simple really, I wanted to get at Bully as quickly as possible. However, they told me I had to wait until at least SummerSlam to get my hands on him. It was more or less a waiting game for me. Besides, given how amazing the match card looks for SummerSlam, I’d imagine the whole world would tune in. What better way of humiliating Bully Ray than humiliating him in front of millions of people around the world? I unfortunately only have time for one more question, so make it a good one!
The reporters in the room scrambled around each other trying to get the last question. Some yelling as loud as they could to have their voice heard. Daniels was having a hard time picking someone, until he finally chose the reporter that wasn’t causing that big of a fuss.
Christopher Daniels, going into SummerSlam, how do you truly feel about your match with Bully? Do you truly feel as though you have the upper hand?
Daniels smiled; he really liked that question for some reason.
Ah, I would be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous. I am however extremely nervous. Bully has proven time and again that he is a force to be reckoned with. I feel as though it’s going to be an epic battle of two great forces. People are casting this match aside as simply filler for the card. That couldn’t be further from the truth. This match could very prove to be a contender for match of the night, perhaps be even better than that star studded Elimination Chamber match for the UWF title. I myself go into this match with an intensity I haven’t felt in ages. For the first time in a long time, I’m actually quite concerned if I will walk out victorious. I won’t take anything away from what Bully has accomplished in UWF. He’s taken out two superstars, and another superstar pretty much left the company after suffering a loss to him. I haven’t done much of note for the company myself. I’ve won only a couple matches, and probably lost more. But I will not doubt myself for a second! I know what I am capable of, Bully doesn’t. I will use that to my advantage heading into the match.
Heading into this match I am confident enough in my skills that I could possibly squeak by with a win. A much needed win I might add. A victory over my rival would be the icing on my cake. Especially with the amount of back and fourths both Bully and I have had over the session of a couple weeks. In that time, we’ve talked about our match, and it is now all coming to a head. I do honestly feel I have somewhat of an advantage over him in the fact that he hasn’t seen everything I am capable of yet. I have been studying him for some time now. I know his movements, I know his mentality, and I think I’ll be able to handle him. I however won’t say if I’ll win or not. I’d really like to say yes, as would most wrestlers, but I honestly don’t know how this match will end. I guess that’s a surprise we’ll have to look forward to.
And with that folks, my time is up; I’ll be seeing you at SummerSlam now!
And a final wave and smile, Daniels got up from the table and left the stage he was on.
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Michael Cole is speaking on the podium. He is welcoming all people in hall and smiles all over the place. But someone is going to ruin his speech and smile. Paul Heyman is standing up. He takes microphone from one of the organizers and starts speaking.
[COLOR=#FF000000]
Paul Heyman:
Please, please stop talking Cole! My name is Paul Heyman. I am here for only one reason. I was sitting right there (he points on chair in first line) and i was bored from first minute! How can be someone that boring. Your speech is awful. Still talking about how big will SummerSlam be. Cole... you are a symbol of stupidity. If you had to make some hype then i am Jesus Christ. Let me take your place. And go out. Don't breathe my oxygen.[/COLOR]
Heyman goes to M. Cole's place on podium. Cole is going down very angry and he goes outside the building.
[COLOR=#FF000000]Please people, let me annouce something. On this Sunday you'll see one of the most dominant forces in sports
entertainment. But i have to point out that this man will not be avaible for his fans. He wants to concentrate. He will be here for only. ONLY! one thing. That thing is winning championship title! This "mission" will include a lot of fun. Brokem arms, legs, a lot of injuries and tears. Of course his brilliant moveset which is marked by his career in UFC. I think you all have an presentiment about who is going to start torturing you on Sunday.[/COLOR]
Short pause with big inhale
[COLOR=#FF000000]Ladies and gentlemen it's my pleasure to annouce a huge debut of my client. You'll see THE NEXT BIG THING. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK LESNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! [/COLOR]
Every person now freezes on chair
[COLOR=#FF000000] What happened? [/COLOR]
Heyman smiles
[COLOR=#FF000000] No no no no no no! You are afraid of my client?
Look at your faces. You look like squashed potatoes. Oh sorry but i think it's better that I announced it right here right now. I can only imagine how would your faces look on Sunday if this won't be declared... Lights turn out and that epic theme song of my client starts and then something will be dropped in pants of every member of roster right? [/COLOR]
Another big laugh
[COLOR=#FF000000]Oh! I forgot something! I have message for those stupid people that thinks that Brock isn't in form because he wasn't in match for years. Brock is now more fit than during his UFC career. So have a nice day and enjoy another boring speeches from so called superstars, wrestlers and propagators. [/COLOR]
Then Heyman lefts podium with big smile on his face
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The Summerslam press conference continues as the last man who was taking a part at the conference leaves the stage. Michael Cole enters it, stands behind the microphone, grabs his papers and begins to speak.
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to take time and thank you for being a part of this UWF Summerslam Press Conference. Superstars from entire UWF will be more than happy to answer all of your questions. Please, fell free to ask them whatever you want to know. Plenty of superstars already made their statements and plenty more are still waiting to come out here and express their feelings about our biggest event of the summer, Summerslam. Please welcome the next man who is scheduled to appear on this event, The Cowboy, James Storm.
Michael Cole again grabs his papers and calmly leaves the stage. As Cole walks to the back, James Storm makes his way through the curtain with a beer in his hand. He puts his hands in the air, saluting the audience. The Cowboy enters the stage, puts down his beer, adjusts the placement of the microphone and tests it.
James Storm: Damn, it's already gettin' hot in here.
Storm takes down his suit and just drops it on the floor.
James Storm: Welcome erry'body. I'm here ta'day ta' present You Dubya Eff Summerslam ta' You Dubya Eff Universe. These conferences are made fo' fans all 'round da' world who like ta' watch You Dubya Eff and who will like watch Da' Cowboy kick some butt dis Sunday at Summerslam. If any of 'ya wanna ask me somethin', do so right now.
Reporters put their hands in the air. Storm points his finger at one of them.
Jame Storm: Shoot, son.
Reporter: Every single wrestling superstar is dreaming about being a part of this historic event, Summerslam. You have a chance to be a part of it and my question is...What does Summerslam mean to you?
James Storm: I'mma take some time ta' answer dis question. Summerslam is presented as da' single biggest event of da' summer since 1987. At Summerslam, legends are made. Summerslam is an event where men get a chance ta' make their own legacy dat will forever go on in dis business. I am all 'bout creatin' an immortal legacy in dis business but dis year it's not time fo' me ta' make a legacy.Dis year will be different fo' me and fo' mo' people in dis company. Dis year is not 'bout creatin' a legacy. Dis year it's all 'bout becomin' successfull. I ain't gonna lie ta' ma'self. Since I'm in You Dubya Eff, ma' luck jus' ran away from me. At Summerslam, I need ta' break through and become successfull once again. Jus' like Batista needs ta' win da' Money in Da' Bank match, I need ta' defeat Bobby Roode. So, what does Summerslam mean to me? Everything.
A'right, time fo' another questin.
Suddenly reporters stand up once again and their hands shoot straight up. When you look at the audience, you can see flashlight from cameras. Storm points his finger at the hottest woman in the crowd.
James Storm: Go ahead pretty lady.
The reporter winks at The Cowboy
Reporter: You will be facing Robert Roode at Summerslam. He has been in your way since you debuted in UWF. The rivalry between two of you is so intense and I heard rumors that because of that, your match will be one of main events, the eventes who people are looking most forward to see. My question is...Are those rumors true?
James Storm: Those ain't no rumors. Ma' match against Bobby is booked one a' those events that people really wanna see. Let's be honest, people always wanna see me 'rassle even when it comes to weekly shows so when I have a huge match comin' at Pay-Per-View, it's obvious that people are interested in seeing it.
Reporter: I have one more question I would like to ask you, if that's okay?
James Storm: Sure.
Reporter: How are you going to handle Bobby Roode this Sunday? It's well documented that Bobby Roode always finds a way to win a match even it's not always a clean way.
James Storm: He's been pain in ass fo' me since last year. I know Bobby fo' so long, I know da' way he's thinkin', I know da' way he's movin' in da' ring...I simply know erry'thin' 'bout him and dat gives me an advantage.
Sure, he thinks he has an advantage as well but dat ain't true. 'Ya know, I'm headin' ta' Summerslam wit' a different midset, different moves...I'm headon ta' Summerslam as I different Cowboy and dat's wha' I'll have ma' hand raised in victory. Somebody else who wants ta' ask me somethin'?
Storm picks another reporter.
Reporter: After Summerslam is over and your rivalry against Bobby Roode will finally end, what will you set your sight on?
James Storm: I don't know if our match at Summerslam will put this thing ta' an end but if it will, I will move on. I will move on and do what I am here ta' do. I'm here ta' win matches, championships and once again prove ta' erry'body dat I am who I say I am. Now, da' question shall be...What Championship will I set ma' sight on? Since I'm in You Dubya Eff, I'm talkin' 'bout me bein' a true 'Merican. Therefor, I will try ta' do erry'thin' ta' get a shot at CM Punk's United States Championship. This goes ta' Bobby Roode, CM Punk and erry'body in You Dubya Eff...Da' Cowboy is comin' fo' what he wants so...SORRY, 'BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!
The Cowboy grabs his beer and leaves the stage.
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Batista walks through and takes his seat, it isn't long before he's asked a question.
Interviewer One: Batista, Batista... How exactly are you planning yourself ahead for Money In The Bank?
Batista: How did you get a job? That's what I want to know... Everyone knows how I plan myself, I break people's skull, I hurt them and put them on the shelves! Everything I do in the ring is dangerous, not one person has been able to stop my ruthless destruction and nobody will. Suggest you don't ask me any more questions... NEXT PLEASE!
Female Interviewer: Mr. Batista, why have you been hurting people? Making the roster even thinner then before, your injuries have placed some people on the shelves, especially Dean Ambrose who's in the hospital right now. What do you have to say about this?
Batista: I'm going to gather you don't really watch UWF, you should. The entire world is talking about me right now, my actions, what I've done to Dean Ambrose. Nobody expects to know what's next or who's next. I've been hurting people because I can, the roster is thinner which means I have more opportunity. Why did I hurt Dean Ambrose? He was hogging my spotlight, this is all about ME! This isn't about anybody else.
???: Sorry to interrupt you there Batista, but we've got words that Dean Ambrose has made a threat towards you.. What do you take of it?
Batista: If Dean wants to throw threats, let him. That isn't going to stop me at all, this isn't going to stop what I'm doing... Thi-
The interviewer takes off his baseball cap to reveal himself as Dean Ambrose and the crowd goes wild. Dean stands up and addresses Batista.
Dean Ambrose But the thing is I’ve never once issued a threat to you. What I’ve been saying for the past couple of weeks has been nothing but promises. You can sit there behind a desk and know that security will drag me away as soon as I take one step towards you but I’m right here and if you were man enough you’d come down here and drag me away yourself!
The crowd goes into a frenzy as Batista stands up from his chair and stares at Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose Come on! Go ahead and step down here and shut me up!
A wall of security comes and steps in front of Dean Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose Oh that’s cute. Maybe you guys didn’t notice last week but it took 20 trained professional wrestlers to take me away last time! But don’t worry I’ll go on my own accord, I just wanna leave you with one little message Dave. At Summerslam, you’ll be competing in the Money in the Bank ladder match. There are no rules in that match. Outside interference is legal. I’ve snuck and forced my way into events many times before. I’ll have a surprise for you at Summerslam, and you’ll never see it coming.
Dean rushes towards Batista and knocks over multiple security guards but the army of guards grab him and drag him off towards the entrance.
Batista: GET HIM OUT OF HERE! SECURITY, ESCORT HIM! Dean... When you do return, I'm going to make you wish you never came back at all!
Dean just has a maniacal smirk on his face as he’s being dragged away.
But do they need to know that story? 
