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I guess I can't write RAW :(.

Friday Night Smackdown

To start off the show, Long announces CHRISTIAN VS TAKER ~!!~!~! in the main event for the World Championship, as well as Jericho vs. Tomko after the aftermath of the main event.

JEFF HARDY returns to action, defeating Luke Gallows after a Swanton Bomb. Punk looked to give Jeff a GTS after the match, but an interfering Matt Hardy kicked him in the gut, and hit a TWIST OF FAIT~! Jeff then went up to the top rope and hit a Swanton. The kiddies are happy :).

Drew McIntyre cuts a promo backstage, talking about how he's facing the former IC Champ next. Wow.

The former IC Champ is SANTINO MARELLA~! McIntyre beats him with a Double Arm Spike DDT. :(. McIntyre makes another challenge for next week.

John Morrison is cutting a promo backstage, before Dolph Ziggler gives him a Zig Zag on the concrete floor. Like dubs tee eff?

Chris Jericho defeated Tomko after a FINGERPOKE OF DOOM~! Seriously. The two laugh after the match. HUR! HUR! HUR!

Ziggler vs. JoMo is announced as an MITB Qualifier for next week.

Christian defeats the Undertaker after a Spear from BATISTA ROIDS RAWR~! Christian didn't see it as he and the ref were knocked out, as Christian took advantage and hit a Frog Splash. After the match, Batista continued the assault on the Undertaker.

However Christian tried to save Taker but Chris Jericho and NO TOMKO came out, only for Edge to make the save and Spear the shit out of Tomko, but Jericho left the ring as did Batista, seething about the save from the PG~! Rated Superstar.


WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Dibiase/Orton vs. Baretta/Croft/Yoshi/Hurricane vs. Morrison/Ziggler
 

seX-Power

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Monday Night Raw

Vince McMahon is in the ring and he announces that The Rock has signed a contract with the WWE up until Wrestlemania. Rocky comes out to boos and puts over John Cena, who also comes out. The two run down Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart and Vince announces Cena vs Hart for tonight, only for the guest host Sam Worthington to come out and call the move unfair, instead changing it to John Cena vs Shawn Michaels.

MATCH 1
Maryse & Serena def. Beth Phoenix & Eve with the Straight Edge Society at ringside. Punk distracts Beth to give Serena the win, and there is tension between the two female champions during the match.

We go backstage and see that Kofi Kingston has HEALED~! BLACK MAGIC~!

MATCH 2
Kofi Kingston def. Jack Swagger to qualify for MITB. The Miz attacked Kofi after the match, but Kingston managed to evade it.

We are in the ring with Cody Rhodes, who challenges MVP for the US title at Wrestlemania. MVP says that he beat Rhodes at Elimination Chamber and that he shouldn't get another shot. Sam Worthington comes out and announces a non title match right now, where if Rhodes wins he gets a shot at the title.

MATCH 3
MVP def. Cody Rhodes after the Drive By Kick. Ownt.

We go backstage to Sheamus, who is bragging about being a dominant champion and the like. Worthington comes and announces that we will find out his Wrestlemania opponent next week with a match pitting Triple H against The Big Show against a returning superstar.

MATCH 4
Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase goes to a no contest after they brawl on the outside and go past the 10 count. Vince McMahon comes out and says that the two will finally settle their differences in a match at Wrestlemania 26!

Evan Bourne is backstage and he enters Worthington's office, which is decked out with cool movie stuffs. He wants a shot at MITB, and Sam makes a match with him against Cody Rhodes for next week to decide a MITB spot.

MATCH 5
Shawn Michaels def. John Cena by DQ after THE ROCK~! came in and nailed him with the Rock Bottom. He then went after Bret Hart, but Hart managed to stop Rocky with a steel chair shot! However, Bret couldn't stop John Cena who caught him with an FU!!! Vince McMahon came out and he is tired of this bullshit, announcing Cena & Rocky against Shawn & Bret for WRESTLEMANIA~!


WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Triple H/The Big Show/???

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne/Cody Rhodes vs. Baretta/Croft/Yoshi/Hurricane vs. Morrison/Ziggler

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

John Cena & The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart
 

Beer

Guest
TUESDAY NIGHT ECW

The show opens with Mike Knox in the ring. He's like, shouting at people, saying he's gonna win at Wrestlemania. Suddenly Cody Rhodes comes down the entrance ramp and pwns Mike Knox, by hitting him with a steel chair. Tiffany comes out and fires Knox, and then reveals that Cody and herself are in love, and Rhodes is now in the ECW Championship match in place of Mike Knox.

MATCH 1
Bryan Danielson def. Barreta/Croft/Yoshi/Hurrican to become a surprise entrant into the Money in the Bank Ladder Match.

Danielson begins to cut a promo, but is interrupted Yoshi Tatsu who beats the fuck into him. SURPRISE HEEL TURN~!

MATCH 2
Paul Burchill def. Zack Ryder.

Tyler Reks is walking down the hallway. Tiffany hires him again, as long as he becomes her and Rhodes' slave.

MATCH 3
Ezekiel Jackson def. Tyler Reks after Tiffany and Rhodes put him in the match to see how tough Jackson really is.

Interview with Cody Rhodes. Rhodes says that he has given up his spot in MITB to Evan Bourne so he can take his ECW Championship Match. HURHURHUR. Tiffany is also there. She says next up is her man, Cody, in a match against Mike Knox.

MATCH 4
Cody Rhodes def. Mike Know, when Mike Knox is dragged out to the ring unconscious. Rhodes batters him and then throws him out of the entire arena on the hard, cold tarmac.

WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Triple H/The Big Show/???

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. CODY RHODES

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Morrison/Ziggler

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

John Cena & The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart​
 

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Smackdown!

We immeadiatley start off backstage where we see World Heavyweight Champion Christian talking about how he needs his brothers help come Wrestlemania. Edge cuts into the scene and says that all questions will be answered in tonights main event, the Cutting Edge returns!

(I cant believe its not butter~!)

The first MITB qualifier takes place as we have Luke Gallows going toe to toe with Festus. Gallows wins after whatever finisher it is that he uses. Gallows tries to cut a promo on how he's going to glorify the Straightedge Society even more than what God himself, CM Punk, already has. Then, from the crowd enters Matt Hardy. Hardy doesn't catch Luke by suprise though, and Luke blasts him with the microphone.

We go backstage as Morrison is talking about how he owns Ziggler, and he's the much more dominant star. Ziggler comes in and says how JoMo isn't worth introducing himself to. Crazy I know.

( Preorder Wrestlemania and recieve a free t-shirt from one of your favorite superstars~!)

We return to see Jeff Hardy nursing his brother backstage. Teddy Long walks in, and says that its out of his control. Matt disagree's and says that he wants Gallows. Hardy requests a shot into the MITB match next week, and Long agrees. Long then tells Hardy that tonight he's going to meet his nemesis in the ring, CM Punk. Though they are accompanied by two other superstars in a tag team match!

Drew McIntyre goes over on two helpless jobbers but out of no where comes... BOOM! Kane laughs at the scarred McIntyre as the crowd cheers. The commentators announce the title match for next week.

JoMo owns Ziggler the whole way through... But gets rolled up at the end as a counter to the Starship of Pain~! Hell has frozen over. Goodbye.

(USA commercial featuring Cena slapping HHH in the back, and the future seeing guy tell HHH to put on sun screen)

Jeff Hardy & Undertaker def. CM Punk & Batista after Tista, and Taker went off rumbling in the crowd, and Punk was distracted calling for some help from his society who were coming out. Hardy however put him away with a Twist of Fate then a Swantom.. Onto the Society members outside! Matt Hardy came in, and beat down Luke Gallows while Jeff made the pin.

(another commecial)

In the Cutting Edge, Edge brang out WHC Christian, and his opponent Y2J. He announced that both were his friends, and partners but he only loves one. That is the World Championship. Edge tells Christian that at Wrestlemania he better be ready to give up the title, and then he warns Y2J to not get in the way or else he'll be gone from wrestling again.. Permanently. Y2J says he doesn't need more competition he already won the Rumble, but Edge says he's a pussy. Long comes out and says that the two will face next week, and if Edge wins. Its a triple threat! Christian chuckles and charges Y2J. The two brawl with Y2J eventually getting the upper hand after Tomko interferes, but both get speared to hell by Edge. Edge chuckles, and lifts the WHC!

teh end!

WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Possibly Edge?

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Triple H/The Big Show/???

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. CODY RHODES

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Ziggler vs. Luke Gallows vs. Hardy/???

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

John Cena & The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart
 

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Monday Night RAW

The RAW Guest Host for the night is a surprise until now;

PAUL HEYMAN~!

Heyman announces Cena vs. Michaels again for tonight, but it's gonna be Extreme Rules, RIGHT NAOW~!

Michaels defeated John Cena after attempted interference from the Rock and Bret Hart. Cena and Michaels were down after a SCM after 15 minutes of extreme~ action, before the Rock came out and decided to hit Michaels with a People's Elbow, but as he was doing it, the referee lifted up a chair and hit the Rock? The ref TWAS BRET HART~! Michaels ended up getting the Kip Up as he and Bret hit Cena with a Hart Attack, before Michaels put Cena through a table with a Flying Elbow. Yayyyyyyyyyyy.

Randy Orton cuts a promo on Dibiase, calling him an inbred and shit.

It is announced that since Rhodes went to ECW, Bourne is in the MITB match.

Orton and the Miz defeat Dibiase and Bourne after an RKORKORKORKO to Dibiase. Miz and Bourne went off in the crowd after the match and Kofi Kingston joined in, as Orton then hit Dibiase with a PUNT 2 DA HED~! Orton makes the challenge for a Loser Leaves WWE match at Mania, and Orton accepts for him.

MVP casts an Open Challenge to anyone on the WWE Roster for a match at Mania for the US Championship, and proceeds to own some jobber.

Sheamus talks about tonight, and how he doesn't give a shit who it is, he's gonna win, and EVERYONE SHOULD BELIEVE~! Heyman comes in and tells him to shut the fuck up pretty much.

After the massive first match, it is now time for the main event.

With Triple H and the Big Show in the ring, Paul Heyman comes out, ready to announce the mystery competitor.
And it's his personal friend.


ROB VAN FUCKING DAM~!

After the return, everyone knew who was winning, as Trips nailed Big Show with a Pedigree, before Rob hit Trips with a Van Daminatah~! Rob then went up top and hit Show with a Five Star Frog Splash, and will face Sheamus at WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

After the match, Sheamus comes out and the two have a staredown, with some epic camera work having them in front of the Mania 26 sign.

WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Possibly Edge?

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. CODY RHODES

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Ziggler vs. Luke Gallows vs. Hardy/???

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

John Cena & The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

US Championship Match: MVP vs. any past or present WWE Superstar
 

seX-Power

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ECW

It turns out that Tiffany has broken up with Cody Rhodes. Ouch. She puts him in a match with Mike Knox where the winner faces Ezekiel at Wrestlemania.

MATCH 1
Mike Knox def. Cody Rhodes. It is Knox/Ezekiel again for WM26.

We go backstage and learn that Straight Edge Society/Hardy Boys has been made for Wrestlemania 26. This means that Luke Gallows and Hardy lose their places in MITB, leaving two free spots. We learn of two matches to take place tonight to decide the final participants.

MATCH 2
John Morrison def. Zack Ryder, Paul Burchill, Primo to qualify for MITB.

We go to a Regal/Ezekiel promo and they talk Zeke up. Also, Tyler Reks is fired again. Wewt.

MATCH 3
William Regal def. Kung Fu Naki. SQUASH~!

In an exclusive segment, we get Maryse and Beth Phoenix in the ring as they sign a contract for a title unification match at Wrestlemania.

MATCH 4
Drew McIntyre def. Yoshi Tatsu, The Hurricane, Trent Barretta, Caylen Croft, Vance Archer, Vladimir Kozlov, Goldust, R-Truth, Rey Mysterio, JTG, Shad, Tyson Kidd, David Hart Smith, Finlay, Kane, Slam Master J, Carlito, Santino Marella, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Chris Masters, Chavo Guerrero, The Big Show to qualify for MITB. Coolies.

WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. ?Edge?

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

Grudge Match: John Cena & The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

United States Championship: MVP vs. ???

Unified Tag Team Championship: Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys

Title Unification: Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
 

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Friday Night Smackdown

Matt Hardy and Luke Gallows go one on one, as Gallows gets the win following that Reverse Full Nelson Slam shizznit after a distraction from CM Punk. After the match, the druggeh looks to take it to the SES, and when it looks like he would have the advantage he was given a low blow by Serena, which was followed up by a GTSGTSGTS.

Drew McIntyre cuts a promo backstage on Kane and MITB, before ECW's and MITB competitor Shelton Benjamin interrupts, saying that if he gets through Kane, Shelton's a former IC Champ, so he'll face McIntyre next week. In a statement, Benjamin gets lulpwnt, being hit with a Double Arm Spike DDT onto DA CONCRETE~!

McIntyre beats Kane to retain his IC Championship reversing a Chokeslam into a Double Arm Spike DDT. After the match, he gets LULPWNT by Benjamin after a Paedurt.

There is a Six Man Tag Team Match with the MitB competitors excluding Benjamin and McIntyre later tonight.

Batista cuts an in ring promo on THA UNDERTAKAH and says he is not afraid in a promo exactly the same like before Mania 23. Roids makes a challenge for Mania to Taker and the lights go out and TAKAH says rest in peace. Apparently that is a yes.

The Miz, Bryan Danielson and D ZIGGLES defeat JOMO, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston after a Cattle Mutilation from Danielson to Bourne. :(.

Edge cuts a lil promo goodness.

Maryse defeats Maria~! After the match though, GLAM SLAM.

Jericho cuts a lil promo goodness like Edge did.

EDGE defeats Jericho. Didn't see that one coming at all :|. ITS A TRIPLE THREAT FOR MANIA. Oh yeh, Tomko got Speared the fuck out during the match. After the match, Christian and Edge stared down. WOAH~!

WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

Grudge Match: John Cena & The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

United States Championship: MVP vs. ???

Unified Tag Team Championship: Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys

Batista vs. The Undertaker

Title Unification: Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
 

seX-Power

Guest
TWO WEEKS UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA~!

Monday Night Raw

We are told that the guest host for tonight will be Abraham Washington. K. He comes out and says that he will host his talk show with the MITB participants later tonight. He also announces a big cross brand tag team match pitting John Cena & Batista against Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker.

MATCH 1
Maryse def. Kelly Kelly with the French Kiss DDT. After the match, Beth Phoenix tries to attack her but gets perfume sprayed in her eyes.

Ted DiBiase takes the mic and cuts a promo on Orton, saying his time in the WWE is up. Washington comes out and says that DiBiase and Orton will get pick your poison matches tonight. Ted says that Orton will take on Mark Henry.

MATCH 2
Randy Orton def. Mark Henry after an RKO.

MVP comes out and cuts a heel promo, turning on the fans and saying that he is the greatest US Champion of all time and continuing to run down legends.

MATCH 3
MVP def. Hornswoggle via beating the shit out of him. Boo. After the match, Triple H runs down for the save and takes up MVP's offer for a match at Wrestlemania. Hunter in a midcard title match??? Ownt.

We go to a Batista interview backstage as he hypes up tonight's tag team match. He also thinks that he needs to up the ante in his WM match with Taker so he challenges the Deadman to a Hell in a Cell match.

MATCH 4
Ted DiBiase def. The Big Show in a pick your poison match. After the match, Orton attacks him and lays him out with the RKO.

We go to the Abraham Washington Show with special guests in Miz, Shelton, Kofi, Bourne, Danielson, Ziggler, Morrison and McIntyre. He cracks his lame jokes as usual and announces a tag team match but out of nowhere Yoshi Tatsu runs out onto the stage and KOes Danielson with a roundhouse. Abraham rules Danielson out of the match and says that for tonight, Yoshi will take his place. And next week on ECW, it will be Yoshi vs Danielson for the latter's MITB spot.

MATCH 5
Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, Shelton Benjamin def. The Miz, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Yoshi Tatsu after a Paydirt on Drew.

We go to an epic promo with Cena, Rock, HBK and Bret that basically ends with Cena turning on The Rock and nailing him with the FU; before announcing that he was really allies with Vince McMahon all along. Vince says that the Rock is FIRED~! and it will be Cena/Vince against HBK/Bret at Wrestlemania. What could come of this? :g:

MATCH 6
The Undertaker & Shawn Michaels def. John Cena & Batista after Rocky nailed Cena with the Rock Bottom as the ref was distracted. Vince ordered that he be taken out of the arena by security. Also after the match, Taker accepted Batista's offer of a HIAC match for Wrestlemania.

Sheamus and RVD have their contract signing, and it ends with a 5 Star Frog Splash through the table for Sheamus.

WRESTLEMANIA 26~!

World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

Grudge Match: John Cena & Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. Triple H

Unified Tag Team Championship: Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys

Hell In A Cell: Batista vs. The Undertaker

Title Unification: Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
 

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ECW

The show begins with Tiffany in her office staring at a portrait. Almost to tears. Mike Knox comes in, and looks like a slob as usual. Tiffany looks up at him in disgust, but quickly changes her attitude and asks him what he wants. Knox says that he wants Regal tonight in a match. Tiffany denies him the match, and says she has something better in store.

{Commercial}

An MITB teaser match goes down with John Morrison taking on Bryan Danielson & Dolph Ziggler in a triple threat match. The match ends with Morrison almost walking away with the pin, but Smackdown!'s McIntyre runs down, and blasts him with the IC Championship. Out from the back comes Evan Bourne and saves Morrison, and the ring quickly turns into a brawl. Added to the mix is Benjamin who T-Bone's Ziggler onto the announcer table from the floor. The Miz is shown backstage nodding his head to the chaos.

{Commercial}

We return to see CM Punk, Gallows, & Serena backstage. They cut a promo on the Hardy's and say that the Society grows stronger, as tonight two more members are added.

William Regal def. Goldust after the Regal Stretch that was locked in after Yoshi Tatsu provided a distraction. Following the match, Regal announces that the Regal Roundtable increases in size as Yoshi Tatsu is now apart of the faction.

{Commercial}

In the ring are Punk, Gallows & the chick. They cut a promo, and then bring in a steel chair. They announce the first member is Zack Ryder~! Ryder comes out from the back almost hypnotized as Punk comments on Jersey Shore and how it gives off a negative image of Ryder. He says that to prove he's not just another Guido the hair must come off. They shave his hair bald, and then next, they announce someone completly unexpected. Gallows goes to the back to retrieve the infidel. Its.... GILBERT HARDY! The father of the Hardys is brought out knocked out by Gallows. They strap him in, and begin to shave his head, but... Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy appear on the Titantron. They say that if they lay a finger on him they are going to regret it. Punk takes a shot and says that they're used to watching family members get hurt in front of them. Matt looks at Jeff then shakes off the cobwebs. Gilbert's pony tail become a bloody buzz as the crowd throws cups in the ring.

{Commercial}

Tiffany comes out, and cuts a suprisingly good promo on how she's a human, and human's make mistakes. She announces that last week she made a huge one. She also says that enough firings have been made in the last two weeks so no one's going home perm. tonight. BUT, she wants Ezekial Jackson to come out. He does so. She says that his challenge for WM may get harder tonight when Cody Rhodes takes on Mike Knox one more time in an Extreme Rules match. Where if Cody wins, the match becomes a triple threat!

Cody Rhodes def. Mike Knox~! The crowd gives a huge mixed reaction after Cody hit the Cross Rhodes onto a Barbed Wire steel chair. He immeadiatly looks for Tiffany, but Tiffany is taken hostage by Jackson and the crowd boos. The show closes with Cody Rhodes pissed as fuh, & Mike Knox in the ring being helped by officials.



Wrestlemania 26~!


World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox vs. Cody Rhodes

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

Grudge Match: John Cena & Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. Triple H

Unified Tag Team Championship: Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys

Hell In A Cell: Batista vs. The Undertaker

Title Unification: Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
 

seX-Power

Guest
Smackdown

We start in the ring with Teddy Long who announces Edge vs Tomko and Christian vs Chris Jericho for tonight. However, the SES interrupt and they want to be on tonight's show. Long changes tonight's main event to Punk/Gallows taking on Edge/Christian. He also announces Zack Ryder taking on Kane, with Ryder's first match as a SES member.

MATCH 1
Beth Phoenix def. Michelle McCool. After the match, Maryse runs out with the perfume but her plan fails and she gets hit with the Glam Slam.

Drew McIntyre is in the ring and he cuts a promo on MITB, and his match with Shelton Benjamin, and Shelton interrupts and they talk back and forth.

MATCH 2
Drew McIntyre def. Shelton Benjamin to retain the Intercontinental Championship.

We go backstage to Tomko, who says that he wants a shot at whoever wins the World Heavyweight Title at WM. Teddy Long gives him a match against Chris Jericho for tonight.

MATCH 3
Yoshi Tatsu def. Bryan Danielson to win his MITB spot in a match moved forward from next week. Regal and Zeke caused the distraction that ended the match and afterwards, Regal announces that he was inserting himself in the ECW title match for Wrestlemania. Zeke is suspicious. And black.

Edge and Christian talk backstage, and say that even though they're tagging tonight and are brothers, they will not refrain from beating the fuck out of each other at Wrestlemania.

MATCH 4
In what you would expect to be a fingerpoke of doom, Tomko def. Chris Jericho by countout after Tomko took it to the champ who left the match, having had enough.

We go to a Batista promo and he talks about his HIAC match with Taker at WM< spouting the usual incoherent bullshit.

MATCH 5
Zack Ryder def. Kane after Serena interfered.

We get an in ring promo with all the MITB guys. There is a ladder set up in the ring and it ends up with a brawl, and Miz is the one who ends up standing tall. Teddy smurf Long announces Yoshi/Miz/McIntyre/Ziggler v JoMo/Kofi/Bourne/Shelton for next week.

MATCH 6
Edge & Christian def. Straight Edge Society after the Hardy Boys provided the distraction. Matt & Jeff beat down Punk, Gallows and even Ryder as Chris Jericho blindsided both Edge & Christian with COdebreakers.

End Show.



Wrestlemania 26~!


World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox vs. Cody Rhodes vs. William Regal

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

Grudge Match: John Cena & Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. Triple H

Unified Tag Team Championship: Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys

Hell In A Cell: Batista vs. The Undertaker

Title Unification: Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
 

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HOME STRETCH~! (LAST WEEK)

RAW


Stone Cold Steve Fuckin' Austin is our guest host tonight as the crowd goes ape shit in Houston, Texas, home of the last WM. Austin cuts a promo asking the WWE Universe wth is going on. RVD & Finlay's son in the RAW main event? WHAT? Triple H in a midcard match? WHAT? Bret Hart Wrestling again, in WWE nonetheless? WHAT? No John Cena in the main event? WHAT!? Austin said though he cant do much about the card, shit is going down.

{commercial}

Backstage we see Hornswoggle running around, and he accidentally bumps into, yup, WWE Champion, and fellow Irishman, SHEAMUS. Sheamus picks on him, and picks him up against the wall. SCSA comes out, and seperates the bully from the scrawny little guy. He said that no one's fighting backstage on his show, and instead, they can settle it in a match. Hornswoggle's like WTF~!

In the first match on the last RAW of the wrestling season, we see all the MITB participants in a Battle Royale to once again, tease the awesomeness of the MITB match this year. Everyone goes over except Kingston. Cuz he's yeah, you know. At the end, Miz comes out on top again, just like he has ever since the classic ECW taping last week:shifty:. Miz celebrates after lastly eliminating THE MORRISON (gimmick change ftw). Morrison slides back in and cuts a promo saying that he's been dying for a match with him lately, and requests one on ECW. Miz spits in his face, and bashes him with a microphone. Miz says sure, but its in EXTREME RULES! Miz feeling like a dick, turns around right into BAM, Paydirt~!

Backstage we see Vince McMahon arrive with, holy shit, John Cena. The NEW CORPORATION comes to the arena, and thats about it. for now.

Also backstage, Batista is interviewed again, and talks shit on how 'Taker's dying at WM. He's tired of Legends, and will join the eradicating of Legends Movement as well after he's done with Undertaker. SCSA comes out and says that well, he's a legend, and that he'll get whats coming to him in tonights main event is we're going to have the most ownage super main event of life. Batista, MVP & Randy Orton versus Undertaker(gong), Triple H, & Ted Dibiase~! Gotta love SCSA.

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Sheamus vs. Hornswoggle is about to start as Hornsy is like about to take a leak on himself. Then, RATTLESNAKE TIME~! SCSA comes out in full ring gear, and says that well since his counterpart could make a breif return, its his turn to do so. Sheamus is big and bad, lets see how a Handicapp match goes down. Austin gets shut up by Sheamus. Sheamus begins to kick some ass due to a dirty eyepoke. Sheamus is owning, Horswoggle is almost thrown into the crowd, SCSA fights back, STUNNER, pin? NO! Sheamus goes outside, and grabs the belt, and is about to nail Austin. RVD comes out, and Van Daminates his ass with the title, ftw. Austin looks on in disbelief, and then shares a cold one with RVD, and Horns before.. He looks at RVD & BAM STUNNER BIATCH! Horns then is so honored he asks for a Stunner, and Austin tells him no lol.

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We go to the ring where "NO CHANCE" hits as the Corporation (Cena & McMahon) come out. The two power walk, and the crowd just boo's. Cena cuts one of his best promo's of all time on why he's turned to the dark side. How the fans never appreciated him. All he had was kids. Not even chicks. Cena then goes onto rib HBK saying that he's so washed up, and how he always got the approval of fans. Cena is tired of the BS, and at WM its over. Mean Cena is coming out. McMahon says that Bret Hart.. ITS COMING FOR YOU. Then, Bret Hart's music plays as a midget dressed in Hart attire comes out. We all know whats going to happen next as McMahon is about to kick some midget ass. But then, from the fans, its the real Bret Hart! Hart drops Vince, and is about to lock in the Sharpshooter. Cena measures for a shot with the mic, but HBK WITH THE SUPERKICK! OMFG! HBK locks in his own Sharpshooter, and the crowd goes fuxking insane~!

Backstage is Randy Orton with, oh, suprise, Bob Orton. Bob ribs Ted Dibiase Sr. & says that Orton's got WM on lock. Then, Dibiase Sr. comes out with Teddy Jr., and the oldies have a stare down. A senior match is announced for SD!. Orton says it's going to be a pleasure watching the Dibiase's get their asses handed to them all in one week.

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We return to the main event. SUPER GREAT MATCH. Everyone hits their finisher on someone. Tombstone on MVP, Batista Bomb on HHH, Playmaker on Dibiase, Million $ Dream Slam on Batista, RKO on Undertaker, and Pedigree on Randy Orton. At the end, the Tombstone won the match, but right after Roids spears the fuxk out of the Deadman. Batista then goes onto beat the eyeliner off of Undertaker, and Spinebusters him onto the Announcer Table. Batista yells. HHH goes for the save a la the GREAT EQUALIZER aka Sledgehammer. BUT MVP TRIES TO INTERVENE. MVP gets a shot to the head! HHH turns around into a Spear from Roids as well. Dibiase puts has Orton in the COBRA CLUTCH, but Tista comes in, and gives Dibiase a Batista Bomb. RKO goes to thank Tista but Tista doesn't give a fuck. Spear for his bitchass too. Batista goes way over as everyone is knocked the fuck out.

END SHOW
 

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We start the show with Tiffany who announces that the title match for ECW will have one more modification. It will be one of the most cutting-edge matches with an ECW twist~ An Extreme Championship Scramble! Tiffany announces a battle royale for later in the night to decide the final spot in the match.

MATCH 1
John Morrison def. The Miz in an Extreme Rules match with a Moonlight Drive onto a chair to end his streak of AWESOME~!

After the match, JoMo is KOed by Yoshi with a kick, who is taken out with a Paydirt by Shelton, who is knocked out with a Double Arm DDT from Drew McIntyre, who is taken out with a Trouble In Paradise from Kofi, who is hit with the Zig Zag by Dolph Ziggler, who is then taken out with a kick and a Shooting Star Press from Evan Bourne. Big 8 Man Tag Team Match for Smackdown is hyped up.

MATCH 2
Maryse & Serena & Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox def. Beth Phoenix & Gail Kim & Eve & Mickie James after Maryse pinned Eve. After the match, the 4 heels beat down Beth Phoenix under Maryse's instruction.

We go backstage with William Regal and Ezekiel who are complaining about having so many men in the ECW title match. Tiffany gives them a tag team match for tonight- but they are teaming against each other~! It will be Regal/Rhodes vs Ezekiel/Knox in the main event.

MATCH 3
Bryan Danielson def. Vladimir Kozlov, Zack Ryder, The Hurricane, Kane, Goldust, Trent Barretta, Caylen Croft to qualify for the ECW title match at Wrestlemania 26. He eliminates everyone. Ownt.

Mike Knox is backstage and Cody Rhodes enters and tries to make peace. Knox gives him the death stare. BEARD~!

MATCH 4
William Regal & Ezekiel Jackson def. Mike Knox & Cody Rhodes after Knox jumped off the apron and Cody was hit with the TOTAL DOMINATION~! (or something) However, Regal then tagged himself in and pinned Rhodes for the win. After the match, Knox tried to take out Zeke and Regal but the numbers got to him. However, Bryan Danielson ran out for the save and they cleared the ring of the heels. With Danielson and Knox standing tall in the ring, the former was booted out by the Bearded Behemoth, who smiled sickly and posed for the title to end the show.


Wrestlemania 26~!


World Heavyweight Championship: Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

ECW Championship Extreme Championship Scramble: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Mike Knox vs. Cody Rhodes vs. William Regal vs. Bryan Danielson

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Loser Leaves WWE: Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase

Tag Team: John Cena & Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. Triple H

Unified Tag Team Championship: Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boyz

Hell in a Cell: Batista vs. The Undertaker

Women's & Divas Title Unification: Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
 

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SMACKDOWN! BECAUSE seX told me too!
We come to the first show with Chris Jericho in the middle of the ring. He talks about Wrestlemania in two days time when the man that he escaped from last week comes out to the ring. Tomko goes on to say that he did not like having a champion that was too scared to face him. He wanted Jericho once again tonight, but this time, with no rules. Chris Jericho tries to deny it, by saying thatr he needs his rest coming up to Wrestlemania. Out comes Teddy Long who has a smile on his face as he hollas to the people in the ring. He makes the match, even if Jericho is not happy about it.

MATCH ONE
Zack Ryder and Kane went at it for another match this week, but this week it would be a different result after a botched interference from Serena, which caused her to almost get caught with a chokeslam. This gives the Straight Edge Society, or rest of them to run in and do a beatdown after the match.


Backstage, Teddy Long is watching the show as we see Batista walking into the ring. He requests that he gets The Undertaker tonight, not at Wrestlemania. Instead Teddy gives him the Main Event, facing off against Edge. The Undertaker wouldn't have to wait either, up next, he would face Christian.

MATCH TWO
In a match worthy of the Main Event, we see Undertaker taking on the Undertaker. Leading into Wrestlemania, they do have problems as they work for the position, both come out strong as Christian leaps out of the Last Ride and manages to hit the Killswitch. Christian makes the pin, but then fails. The Undertaker hits the tombstone and it is either.


The Miz cuts a backstage promo about the Money in the Bank match and the four on four match is next.

MATCH THREE
Yoshi/Miz/McIntyre/Ziggler def. JoMo/Kofi/Bourne/Shelton after all hell broke loose. Ladders were bought out into the ring as the Face team took out after the Heels got the win.


Batista tries to get his opponent for the Main Event in a little promo, before going onto his HIAC match.

MATCH FOUR
Chris Jericho def. Tomko to look strong, but not without Tomko looking strong in the ring, using whatever was what at his disposal in the ring.


MAIN EVENT
The main event lead to a no contest as the lights go out and when they come back on, both men are laid out as we finish the show.​