United Booking Game: The 2010 Saga!

[seX-Power]

Well, if you weren't here the last time, we go through all three shows and post the results of them in recap. You can't post two shows in a row, and you can't change something a past booker has written. We start from the Raw after the Royal Rumble and there will be 3 weeks until the next PPV, Elimination Chamber. You have freedom to make what storylines and matches you want, but don't go overboard. Raw/SD get 3 matches for the PPV and ECW gets 2. Actually have some chamber matches for the PPV, or it will look really stupid. Most of all, have fun and let's see this work out this time.

Royal Rumble Results

MATCH 1
Beth Phoenix def. Michelle McCool, Layla, Serena Mancini, Mickie James and Maria in an invitational battle royale to win the Women's Championship, last eliminating McCool. After the match, she laid out team Lay-Cool, establishing herself as a badass face.

MATCH 2
Ezekiel Jackson def. Christian to win the ECW Championship, after William Regal distracted the champ, allowing Big Zeke to nail him with the Total Domination. After the match, a rather depressed Christian said that he did all he could on ECW and it was a great ride, but he was moving to Smackdown.

MATCH 3
The Undertaker def. Rey Mysterio to retain the World Heavyweight Championship, after catching him off a springboard and nailing the Tombstone. He celebrated post match with the title as Batista walked out onto the stage to stare him down.

MATCH 4
Sheamus def. Randy Orton by DQ after Legacy interefered, thereby retaining the WWE Championship. Orton wasn't happy with Rhodes and DiBiase and angrily cursed them after losing, only to be knocked down with a bicycle kick from the WWE Champion.

MATCH 5
Chris Jericho def. 29 others in the Royal Rumble match to secure a spot in the main event of Wrestlemania 26, last eliminating John Cena. After the match EDGE~! returned to stare him down. Notable happenings in the match included MVP eliminating The Miz, only for him to slide in illegally and eliminate Porter; Batista being eliminated by John Morrison and chucking a massive tantrum; and DX eliminating each other.

So there you have it. There will be 9 shows until EC, so get writing. Anyone can!

 

[y2j__legend]

Monday Night Raw

We are in Franklin, Tennesee for this show. For some reason, RAW changed the location. I'm pretty sure seX knows why I chose this place :shifty:.

The guest hosts are announced for the show, Franklin's own HAYLEY WILLIAMS AND JOSH FARRO~!

The two Paramore legends are greeted to an epic pop from the fans, as Hayley announces that tonight, we will see qualifiers for the WWE Championship Elimination Chamber, as well as a United States Championship match which will open the show.

Match 1: MVP defeats the Miz to become the NEW United States Champion.
As the Miz went for a Skull Crushing Finale at the 10 minute mark, MVP spun out of it and hit the PLAYMAKER~! to get the win. MVP celebrated with the fans as we went to a break.

Randy Orton is seen backstage, still seething after last night. Dibiase and Rhodes tell Orton they will make up for it tonight in Orton's Elimination Chamber Qualifier, but Orton says that no they won't; because Orton managed to convince Hayley and Josh for the two to have a match. Dibiase and Rhodes smirk and ask who as they will make a statement to Orton, as he says that it's an EC Qualifer, AGAINST EACH OTHER~!

Cena is backstage in the office of Hayley and Josh, who say that Cena was screwed out of the WWE Title on the last RAW of 09, so he automatically gets a spot in the Chamber. Cena smirks, as Hayley says that she is a massive fan, so in next week's main event, Cena and Sheamus will do battle in a non title match.

Match 2: Kofi Kingston defeats the Big Show in an EC Qualifier.
Kofi becomes the first winner of an actual EC Qualifier, nailing Show with a 450 Kick to get the win. Yay.

Vince McMahon is strolling backstage with a smirk on his face even with the imminent arrival of Bret Hart. Josh Matthews is seen rushing up to Vince and asks for his thoughts on Bret being on RAW, as Vince says he is scared of no man.

Match 3: Jack Swagger defeats Santino Marella.
Swagger squashes Marella after a Blue Thunder Bomb. Swagger said it was a fluke when Marella got him over the top rope a few weeks ago, and its the same when Henry threw him over the top rope, so SWAGGAH is coming for Henry next.

A limo pulls up backstage, and we see BRET HART walking out of the limo.

Match 4: Ted Dibiase defeats Cody Rhodes in an Elimination Chamber Qualifier.
Dibiase pins Rhodes after a Cobra Clutch Slam to qualify for the EC.

Just coz they're epic, it turns out Zac Farro, Jeremy Davis and Taylor York were backstage, as Paramore sing BRICK BY BORING BRICK~! They got a rockstar reception, coz they kind of are.

Match 5: Randy Orton defeats Evan Bourne in an Elimination Chamber qualifier.
Bourne got some offence in but when he went for an SSP, Orton hit the top rope, causing Bourne to crotch himself, before... SUPER RKO~! Yay. Sheamus came out from the back and looked to ambush Orton, prompting interference from Cena, Kingston and Dibiase. Orton and Dibiase looked to stand tall, but Orton pwnt Dibiase with an RKO.

DX were backstage and talking about last night in a serious tone, but just to spoil the moment when there was going to be reconciliation, Vince McMahon walked by in a very good mood, saying that they would face the Straight Edge Society this Friday, and since he is Chairman of the WWE, he can do whatever the hell he wants, so next week, Michaels and HHH will face off in the last EC Qualifier!

Orton is caught up to by Josh Matthews, as he says that Rhodes and Dibiase haven't learnt one single thing, so now, there is NO MORE LEGACY~! Omnomnom.

Vince McMahon comes out and invites Bret Hart. The two have a war of words before Vince goes for a KICK TO THE NUTS, but BRET CATCHES HIS FOOT, AND LOCKS IN A SHARPSHOOTER 12 YEARS IN THE MAKING~! OSHIT.

 

[MizMasta3000]

Extreme Championship Wrestling

In Witcita, KS, the opening fireworks blasts as the crowd cheers

The Abe Washington Show is set up on the stage. Abe comes out and annouces his guest as new ECW champ Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson comes out alone. They talk about Christian who eventually comes out. Stare each other down, Christian wants his rematch TONIGHT and if he loses he will go on with his offer to leave ECW and it is set. The two brawl and Christian gets the best of it.

Match 1: Vance Archer defeat Shelton Benjamin with a vortex into facebuster move after Benjamin goes for PayDirt but Archer slams him down without going down with him. After the match, Benjamin was beaten to a pulp by Archer and WMTs came to get him

--Commercial Break--

Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu are talking backstage when Croft and Baretta attack them from behind. Zack Ryder along with shows up to a layed out Dust and Tatsu and appears to have Hurricane's mask in his hand.

Match 2: Croft and Baretta defeat local jobbers in quick fashion after a manhattan drop/running busaiku knee kick combo. After the match Zack Ryder comes out and talks about how he is going to turn Croft and Baretta into the ultimate guidos like himself. Tiffany comes out and announes singles matches for them for next week against Goldust, Yoshi Tatsu, and Hurricane.

--Commercial Break--

William Regal is seen in his locker room talking to someone whom cannot be seen. Ezekiel walks in and is slow smiling and shakes the mystey man's hand. The all laugh as the camera goes back to the arena

Match 3: Paul Burchill comes out an issues an open challenge to the locker room. A new guy named Johnny Curtis comes out and cuts an intro promo and accepts Burchill's challenge. Curtis defeated Burchill in an impressive debut with a diving guillotene leg drop.

--Commercial Break--

Main Event: Christian defeats Ezekiel Jackson by DQ after a mystery man comes out and attacks Christian. The masked man along with Regal and Jackson attack Christian until officials come out and stop the violence. The masked man leaves through the crowd as Jackson and Regal celebrate over a downed Christian.

End Show

 

[seX-Power]

Christian's on Smackdown. You obviously didn't read the Rumble results.

 

[MizMasta3000]

Fixed

 

[seX-Power]

Friday Night Smackdown

The show begins with Christian in the ring, and he says that even though he said he'd stay on ECW if he won on Tuesday, he's always been a proud fighter and a DQ win isn't good enough. He is welcomed to Smackdown by Chris Jericho, who gloats about winning the Royal Rumble and taunts Christian about being attacked on ECW by a masked man. Teddy Long comes out and makes a match between the two for tonight. He also says that, like Raw, the Elimination Chamber qualifiers will begin tonight.

MATCH 1
CM Punk & Luke Gallows def. DX to become the NEW Unified Tag Team Champions, when there is bickering from DX and Punk capitalizes with a DX to HBK. After the match, the Straight Edge Society celebrates with the titles, and Punk states that the next step is the Women's Championship.

We go backstage where John Morrison is walking and casually chatting to employees. Out of nowhere he is attacked and laid out by Batista, who leaves him on the floor in a bloody pulp.

MATCH 2
Batista def. R-Truth in an Elimination Chamber qualifying match, after a Batista Bomb.

We go to an interview with Chris Jericho, and he is asked who he will challenge at Wrestlemania 26. Jericho smirks and walks away without replying.

MATCH 3
Beth Phoenix def. Michelle McCool with a Glam Slam to retain the Women's Championship in Michelle's rematch. After the match, the Straight Edge Society comes out and hold Beth while Serena attacks her and takes her out with a jumping high kick.

We are joined in the ring by the Undertaker, who cuts a promo saying no matter who is in the ring with him at Elimination Chamber, he will prevail.

MATCH 4
Dolph Ziggler def. Kane in a street fight to qualify for the Elimination Chamber. He made Kane tap with the sleeper hold, this time using a belt to increase the strain of the move.

We see Drew McIntyre gloating backstage about being Intercontinental Champion and being the best Smackdown has to offer and he even says that he's worthy of competing for the World Heavyweight CHampionship. Teddy Long meets him and takes him up on the offer, saying he has a match next week against John Morrison where the winner enters the Elimination Chamber.

MATCH 5
Christian def. Chris Jericho by DQ after the masked man ran in and attacked Christian once again. He and Jericho beat down the Instant Classic until EDGE~! ran in for the save, his Smackdown return. Edge tried to unmask the man, but was unsuccessful, as he and Jericho slid out of the ring.

However, before they could leave, Teddy Long comes out and announces that next week, there will be two more matches to decide who will be in the Elimination Chamber. Edge will take on Rey Mysterio and the Hart Dynasty in a fatal 4 way match, while Christian will face the Masked Man, who is forced to reveal himself next Friday. Bam!

Elimination Chamber

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H/Shawn Michaels

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs Drew McIntyre/John Morrison vs Edge/Rey Mysterio/Tyson Kidd/David Hart Smith vs Christian/"Masked Man"

 

[y2j__legend]

Monday Night RAW

In the rematch for the United States Championship between MVP and Miz, Chody Rhodes interferes and causes a no contest. Rhodes says he doesn't need Dibiase, he doesn't need Orton, but what he does need is the US Championship. MVP is then hit with a Cross Rhodes, and Miz is hit with a Silver Spoon DDT.

Carl Edwards is the guest host for tonight as he comes in with his NASCAR, and is greeted by his friend John Cena.

Kofi Kingston gets the win over Ted Dibiase after a 450 Kick. Orton then came out and gave Kingston an RKO after the match, but he walked right into a Dream Street from Ted.

A Triple Threat US Title match was announced for EC between Miz, MVP and Rhodes. KK.

A Smackdown Rebound is shown, with Jericho getting DQ'ed against Christian after the masked man from ECW ambushed Christian. Edge came out for the save, but Jericho and the masked man ran away.

Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart are seen backstage talking, as Shawn says he's proud of Bret for what he did last week. Vince is seen glaring at Michaels and Bret, so whatever.

Maryse defeats Gail Kim in the tournament final of the Diva's Championship tournament after a French Kiss. King said the match was supposed to take place last week at the Rumble, but after an eye injury to Kim, it was postponed. In truth, it was some random jobber who forgot to include it in the Rumble.

Edwards announces a Six Man Tag Team Match for next week with the 6 Chamber competitors.

Triple H defeats Shawn Michaels by DQ in an Elimination Chamber Qualifier as the Big Show came out. Michaels was confused as he geared up for an SCM, but Show pulled HHH out of the ring and hit the Knockout Punch. Shawn was DQ'ed as Vince came out and shook hands with Show, who then nailed Shawn with a Chokeslam. With HHH on the outside, Vince locked Shawn in a Sharpshooter, but Bret Hart came out for the save as Vince and Show left.

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs. the Big Show w/ Vince McMahon is announced for EC.

Sheamus defeats John Cena after a Bicycle Kick. The four remaining Rumble competitors come out, with Kofi standing tall after a Boom Drop and 450 Kick to Sheamus. HHH never fully recovered from the Knockout Punch from Show, as Cole hypes the Six Man Tag for next week which is the last show before EC.



Elimination Chamber
WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs Drew McIntyre/John Morrison vs Edge/Rey Mysterio/Tyson Kidd/David Hart Smith vs Christian/"Masked Man"

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. the Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs. the Big Show w/ Vince McMahon

 

[Gards Jr.]

ECW WEEK 2

We opened the show with a recap of last week's main event before the commentators chime in and introduce us to the show. William Regal and Ezekial Jackson make their way to the ring, the crowd firmly against them. They announce since Christian is on Smackdown, before Regal chimes in and announces himself the Number One Contender. Jackson turns and looks at his 'friend' sternly as the music of the General Manager comes in, with the crowd cheering and Tiffany waits for the crowd to quiten. She announces that tonight there will be a match for the Number One Contendership, between William Regal and

Wait for it....

THE GOLD STANDARD. We cut to commercial with Regal denying participation in the match.

MATCH ONE
Paul Burchill and James Curtis go one on one for the second week in a row. Would the result be the same, no, Burchill managed to take the advantage after a small advantage from Curtis, who tries to get the win after a Missile Dropkick, but the problem with that is Burchill moved out of the way. He lifts the broke James Curtis before hitting a massive DANGEROUS BUSTER! (lame name). Burchill gets the win.

Burchill stands over Curtis with a menacing look as we go to commercial once again.

Zack Ryder is shown walking to the arena as we go back into the arena with the commentators hyping up the next match, and showing what Zack Ryder did to Goldust last week. Both men come down to the ring, as we begin the second match.

MATCH TWO
In a match that was different to the one announce, basically, this was no contest for the Woo Woo Woo man as he plowed past Goldust, hitting his finisher after a minute into the match and getting the win.

We go backstage with Shelton Benjamin in the Backstage area as he discusses his match for the Main Event. He ignores the people wallking behind him as he looks around, making sure he is not caught off guard by Regal and Jackson.

We then go to see those two men in the Locker Room. Jackson is not happy with Regal possibly getting a shot and he is saying that. He wants to make sure Regal knows that he will keep the title, even if Regal wins the Main Event. Commercial Break

MAIN EVENT
Benjamin and Regal lock up and show off their technical wrestling skills as they pull off a great display off back and forth moves. Finally they come face to face once again as Regal uses Dirty Tactics to get the upper hand and make sure that he manages to win the Number One Contendership. Benjamin then comes out of the bag after a kick to midsection and after a PayDirt, becomes the number one contender.

After the match, out comes Jackson running down the ring and sliding under the ring and coming face to face with Shelton Benjamin. He lays a right hand to the chest of Benjamin which knocks him back as he turns RIGHT INTO A POWER OF THE PUNCH WITH THE BRASS KNUCKS! They stand over Benjamin as we end the show.


Elimination Chamber
WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs Drew McIntyre/John Morrison vs Edge/Rey Mysterio/Tyson Kidd/David Hart Smith vs Christian/"Masked Man"

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. the Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs. the Big Show w/ Vince McMahon

ECW Championship
Ezekial Jackson vs. Sheltpn Benjamin​

 

[seX-Power]

will edit with SD..

Friday Night Smackdown

We go to the ring to start off and Chris Jericho is standing there smiling. He takes the mic and announces that since he is the King of Smackdown, he will stay on the blue brand. He tells the WWE Universe that he will face the winner of Smackdown's Elimination Chamber match. Teddy Long interrupts and he is very supportive of Jericho's decision; deciding to reward him with a match tonight. Jericho will go one on one with Kane, and Y2J isn't happy.

MATCH 1
John Morrison def. Drew McIntrye to qualify for the Elimination Chamber, after a Starship Pain. He lifted up the Intercontinental title post match and then threw it down, symbolizing his want to move on to bigger and better things.

We go to an interview with Rey Mysterio, and he says that not even a returning Edge will take away his motivation to qualify for the EC and win the World Heavyweight Championship.

MATCH 2
Matt Hardy w/The Great Khali def. CM Punk w/Straight Edge Society, after a Twist of Fate when Punk was distracted by a scuffle with Khali and Gallows. After the match, Hardy and Khali stated that they wanted the tag titles.

We go backstage where John Morrison is tiredly walking and people are congratulating him on his victory. Batista, out of nowhere, comes and attacks him again and the result is the same as last week; a down and out JoMo.

MATCH 3
Chris Jericho def. Kane after a Codebreaker; Edge came out and stared him down post match.

Christian is in the ring, and he calls the masked man despicable, before calling him out. He comes out but doesn't say a word and Christian demands that he show himself for the match. He first gets into the ring beside Christian and we see that he is much bigger. The man takes off his balaclava and it is... TOMKO! The crowd boos as a referee runs down to start the EC qualifier between the former friends.

MATCH 4
Christian def. Tomko by DQ to qualify for the Elimination Chamber after the latter wouldn't stop pounding Christian in the corner. Tomko beat down Captain Charisma after the match, his motives for doing so still unknown.

We go backstage to an interview with Edge, and he talks about how his injury is healed up and he is 100% ready to compete and win the World Heavyweight Championship after winning tonight. The Hart Dynasty walk up and the trio mocks him, calling him weak and fragile. Edge responds with a 'you'll see tonight who is weak' before walking off.

MATCH 5
Beth Phoenix def. Layla after a Glam Slam; after the match the Straight Edge Society came out again. They attacked Beth once more but before Serena could do any damage, Matt Hardy and The Great Khali came out for the save. Teddy Long came out and announced a 6 man tag team match for next week. While there, he also announced Batista vs John Morrison and Dolph Ziggler vs Christian for next week.

In the ring, the Undertaker is cutting a promo about how he will reap souls and the like, when Chris Jericho comes out of the crowd, jumps him and begins to attack him. Taker looks like he's out when Kane runs out for the save. Kane saves his brother and takes Jericho down with a Chokeslam, leaving the Royal Rumble winner very sore.

MATCH 6
Edge def. Rey Mysterio, Tyson Kidd, David Hart Smith to qualify for the Elimination Chamber match, after a Spear to Kidd. Metallingus plays and Edge celebrated to end the show.

Elimination Chamber

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs John Morrison vs Edge vs Christian

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs. The Big Show w/ Vince McMahon

ECW Championship
Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin

 

[y2j__legend]

Monday Night RAW
JERRY SPRINGER comes out as RAW's guest host, and announces that in the ring tonight, Bret Hart and Vince McMahon will sort out their differences, SPRINGER STYLE~!

Chode Rhodes defeats the Miz after a Cross Rhodes. MVP and Rhodes stared down after the match, but Miz laid them out. Wootage.

John Cena cuts a promo backstage as Vince McMahon and Big Show walk past. Cena seems confused, but Vince just smirks and walks away.

Eve defeats Gail Kim and Alicia Fox in a Triple Threat match, so she will face Maryse on the next RAW for the Diva's Championship.

Shawn Michaels and Triple H are backstage and talk about the Rumble, losing the Tag Titles and last week. The two kiss and make up yet admit the two want to go on to bigger and better things than the Tag Titles, and Shawn wishes Hunter the best in his quest for the WWE Championship. Hunter smiles although the two look rather hurt, and after Shawn leaves, Hunter folds up his DX top and puts it away, as little kids around the world are crying. Nawwww.

The Big Show defeats Primo Colon after a Chokeslam. After the match, the Jerry Springer shizz with McMahon and Bret took place, as Bret came out with Michaels. However, things turned sour as Jerry couldn't sort things out, as it ended in a Chokeslam to Shawn, and a Sharpshooter to Bret. Oh noes.

Sheamus, Randy Orton and Ted Dibiase defeat John Cena, Kofi Kingston and Triple H after a Bicycle Kick to Kingston. Dibiase stood tall to end the show as he raised the WWE Championship high in the air, lastly laying out Kofi with a Dream Street.


Elimination Chamber

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs John Morrison vs Edge vs Christian

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs. The Big Show w/ Vince McMahon

ECW Championship
Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin

 

[seX-Power]

ECW on SyFy

We open the show in the ring with Shelton Benjamin, who cuts a promo on Regal and Ezekiel, cutting down both of them. He invites the ECW Champion out but instead gets Regal, who comes out and says that Shelton will face them both in a handicap match. However, Tiffany comes out and calls bullshit, saying that only one bitch runs the show and it's her. She announces Abraham Washington as Shelton's partner. K.

MATCH 1
Trent Barretta & Caylen Croft def. Yoshi Tatsu & The Hurricane after a cool tag team move. Zack Ryder comes out and the three of them beat down the cruiserweights, cause they're badass. However, out of nowhere Mike Knox runs down for the save! Yes, he is relevant! And he is a face! Wowee!

We go backstage to Johnny or James or Whateverthefuck Curtis and he's wearing fancy looking casts all over his body. Paul Burchill ambushes him and owns the poor kid, so much that he dies a horrifically painful death. Despite this, Burchill still doesn't manage to get heat.

MATCH 2
Bryan Danielson~!~!~!~! def. Vance Archer in a match for the New Superstar Initiative, after the Cattle Mutilation (assuming that's his finisher). Smarks jizz all around the world.

We go backstage to Mike Knox being interviewed, and he says that he was a mere jobber on SD and has come to ECW to be cool again. BEARD~! Tiffany comes out and applauds the switch, before announcing that it will be him, The Hurricane and Yoshi Tatsu against Zack Ryder, Trent Barretta and Caylen Croft at Elimination Chamber, in an elimination tag match!

MATCH 3
Shelton Benjamin & Vladimir Kozlov def. William Regal & Ezekiel Jackson after Shelton nailed Regal with a Paydirt. Kozlov appeared to be a face during the match, and even got 4 people to cheer him! Show ended with Ezekiel carrying a KOed Regal over his shoulder and talking black smack to a celebrating Benji.


Elimination Chamber

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs John Morrison vs Edge vs Christian

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs Shelton Benjamin

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs The Big Show w/ Vince McMahon

Mike Knox, The Hurricane & Yoshi Tatsu vs Zack Ryder, Trent Barretta & Caylen Croft

 

[y2j__legend]

Friday Night Smackdown

The Great Khali, Matt Hardy and Beth Phoenix defeat CM Punk, Luke Gallows and Serena Mancini after a Punjabi Plunge to Gallows. Teddy Long comes out, thuggin' and buggin' and acting all cool and shit, and makes a Tag Title Match for EC. WHATTA SHOCKAH~!

Jericho and Kane do battle once again, but it goes to a disqualification after Jericho brought a chair into the ring. Jericho was DQ'ed, but the poor Best in the World got pwnt with a Chair Aided BEWT~!

Drew McIntyre defeats the Irishman Finlay after a Double Arm Spike DDT. McIntyre then raised his IC Title, saying Morrison's victory was a fluke, and he is issuing an open challenge to any former IC Champion next week to prove it. In the words of Bruce McAvaney who not many of you would know, DELICIOUS~!

Backstage, Dolph Ziggler is seen walking up to Batista, doing the IM DOLPH ZIGGLER OHAI shit, and saying he had a proposal.

Teddy Long makes another SD match for EC, a Street Fight between Jericho and Kane. WOAH~!

Before the Morrison and Batista match, an enraged Animal assaulted Morrison. Christian then came out for the save but his opponent for the night in Dolph Ziggler ambushes Christian. Apparently, Todd Grisham thinks this was their plan. ORLY TODD? However, EDGE comes out and makes the save yet TOMKO~! comes out as well. There is a six man brawl, as Teddy Long comes out and sorts this shit. Tonight, Batista will face John Morrison, but EDGE AND CHRISTIAN will reunite to face Tomko and Ziggler.

John Morrison picks up the shock win over Batista even in his somewhat weakened state, hitting a STARSHIP PAIN. Ofuck, Roids is not happy .

EDGE AND CHRISTIAN win their return match, EDGE nailing Ziggler and Tomko with successive Spears, as CHRISTIAN nails both of them with Frog Splashes!Batista comes out now as does John Morrison, Batista Spearing Christian only for Edge to Spear Tista, but the PG Rated Superstar is hit with a FLYING CHUCK~! The lights go out, and when they come back on, Taker is in the ring and goes for a Tombstone, but Morrison floats over, MOONLIGHT DRIVE~!

Elimination Chamber

WWE Championship: Sheamus (c) vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker (c) vs Batista vs Dolph Ziggler vs John Morrison vs Edge vs Christian

ECW Championship: Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs Shelton Benjamin

United States Championship: MVP (c) vs. The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Shawn Michaels w/ Bret Hart vs The Big Show w/ Vince McMahon

Street Fight: Chris Jericho vs. Kane

Unified Tag Team Championships: The Straight Edge Society (c) vs. Matt Hardyand the Great Khali

Mike Knox, The Hurricane & Yoshi Tatsu vs Zack Ryder, Trent Barretta & Caylen Croft

 

[seX-Power]

Elimination Chamber

MATCH 1
Mike Knox, The Hurricane and Yoshi Tatsu def. Zack Ryder, Trent Barretta and Caylen Croft in an elimination tag match. Knox eliminates Ryder with a bicycle kick 2 minutes in the match and the DUDEBUSTERS~! can't take the handicap, eventually being eliminated by Knox and Knox respectively. BEARD~!

We go backstage to another beard, Tomko (no). He talks about Christian in tonight's Chamber match and hints at making a surprise appearance.

MATCH 2
Chris Jericho def. Kane in a Street Fight after applying the Walls of Jericho on a pile of tacks, forcing Kane to submit. Cool feud, amirite?

We go to VKM backstage with the Big Show and he says he's tired of embarrassment, promising that if HBK beats Show tonight, he will LEAVE THE WWE FOREVER~!

MATCH 3
MVP def. The Miz and Cody Rhodes to retain the US Championship after a Drive-By Kick to the Miz. After the match, Cody attacked MVP and laid him out with the Cross Rhodes, showing that he still wanted a shot at the title.

Straight Edge Society are backstage and they run down those guys that they're facing (you know the guys). Punk mentions that Beth Phoenix will have to defend her title against Serena on Smackdown.

MATCH 4
Ezekiel Jackson def. Shelton Benjamin after nailing the Total Domination. He DOMINATED~! pretty much the whole match and Regal didn't play a part. After the match, Regal raised his arm but Zeke pulled away and celebrated by himself. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

We go back to Miz, who is questioned on his loss. He states that he's too AWESOME~! for the US title, and he wants to move on to bigger things.

MATCH 5
The Straight Edge Society def. Matt Hardy & The Great Khali to retain the Unified Tag Team Championships, after a GTS to Hardy. After the match, Punk and Gallows were celebrating and beating Matt down (Khali was lying in a ditch somewhere) when JEFF MOTHERFUCKING HARDY ZOMGXXX runs out for the save! Hardys reunite to own the Straight Edge guys. Yay.

Sheamus interview. Oh he's badass.

MATCH 6
The Big Show def. Shawn Michaels with a KO punch. The finish came after Vince McMahon and Bret Hart got involved with a brawl on the outside, and McMahon put Bret in the Sharpshooter (wut), and HBK was distracted.

Taker interview. He so scary!!

MATCH 7
Sheamus def. Cena, Kofi, Orton, DiBiase and HHH to retain the WWE title. Order:
Cena eliminates HHH
DiBiase eliminates Orton~!~!~!
Kofi eliminates DiBiase
Sheamus eliminates Kofi
Sheamus eliminates Cena

We go backstage and Mike Knox wants Ezekiel.

MATCH 8
Christian def. Edge, Taker, Batista, JoMo and Ziggler to become the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION~! Order:
Taker eliminates Ziggler
Batista eliminates JoMo
Batista eliminates Taker
Batista eliminates Edge (BADASS~!)
Christian eliminates Batista

Christian celebrates post-match,until Tomko runs into the ring. He stares Cage down before Chris Jericho also runs out and stares Cage down. Jericho points at Christian and points at the WM26 sign before attacking Tomko! WTF? Jericho takes out the big man as a puzzled Christian looks on to end the show.

 

[y2j__legend]

Monday Night RAW
Vince McMahon comes out to talk about last night, and says as for the guest host tonight...
But he's interrupted by Bret Hart.
Confused, Vince asks what he's doing here, as Bret said that when he was guest host on Jan. 4, he booked the guest host for this night...
THE FUCKING ROCK~!~!!~!

The crowd goes apeshit, as THE ROCK comes out from the back and embraces with Bret Hart. The Rock says that Shawn was screwed last night, so he's getting fatteh in the ring tonight in a No Holds Barred match. Vince is shocked as Rocky gives a lil promo goodness.

In the opening match, The Miz goes one on one with Primo Colon in an MITB Qualifier. Miz wins after a SKF. WOW~!

Randy Orton is in the office of the Rock and he wants Ted Dibiase. Rocky says he will get him next week, in an MITB Qualifier~! Orton looks a little pissed he has to wait a week, but Rocky grants Orton a match against HHH.

Maryse defeats Eve. Retains Diva's Championship. SQUASH~!

Sheamus cuts a promo backstage talking about how he defied the odds last night, and THEY SHOULD BELIEVE!!!11111!

John Cena vs. a local jobber was scheduled to happen, yet the Big Show pulled him out of the ring and gave him a Chokeslam on the outside. Poor fucker. The match never starts, and everyone and Cena are like WHAT THE FUCK~?

HHH defeats Randy Orton by DQ after interference from Sheamus. Orton teams up with his Rumble opponent, yet Dibiase makes the save, getting a pop from the crowd.

Kofi Kingston suffered an injury in the EC, and will be out until Backlash. Poor kid.

The Big Show defeated Michaels for the second time in two nights, but Show seemed to suffer an injury after taking a Sweet Chin Music, as he landed on the outside and hurt his leg. Ouch. However, after knocking Show out of the ring, The Rock, who was the enforcer, gave Shawn a Rock Bottom onto a Chair~! Holy fuck swerve~! Bret Hart gets into the ring, ROCK BOTTOM~! Rock helps Show into the ring and gets the cover on Shawn, however John Cena comes out to the ring and asks what the fuck is going on, but then smirks, and shakes Vince's and Rock's hands. WTFWTFWTFWTF~? Cena then gives Hart and Michaels an FU each, as the show closes. OMG

 

[seX-Power]

ECoolW on SyFy

The show begins with Mike Knox in the ring, and he actually gets a pop. His fathers must be so proud!! Knox challenges Ezekiel to take him on at Wrestlemania and calls him out, but he gets Tiffany. The GM says that if he wants that to happen he will have to beat Regal first tonight.

MATCH 1
Shelton Benjamin def. Zack Ryder to qualify for MITB. Again. Good luck Benji. We mean it. You'll need it. >_>

Caylen Croft and Trent Barretta are backstage and talk about how much of a jobber Ryder is and how they don't need him any more. They talk about going for the tag titles eventually and start playing SvR10 on PS3.

MATCH 2
Bryan Danielson def. Paul Burchill (fuck it he's back on ECW) after a bridging dragon suplex. Smarks continue mastrubating.

Ezekiel is interviewed backstage and he talks about Knox, being big and being black. DOMINATION~!

MATCH 3
Trent Barretta & Caylen Croft def. Smackdown's Cryme Tyme after another cool tag team move. After the match, Yoshi and Hurricane come out to stare them down and Tiffany announces a fatal 4 way MITB qualifier for the next week.

Tyler Reks is walking backstage. Tiffany fires him. LULPWNT~!

MATCH 4
Mike Knox def. William Regal after the Knox Out. After the match Ezekiel comes in and KOs him but Knox vs Ezekiel is still set for Wrestlemania 26.