It is truly unbelievable how a long time TNA fan can turn a complete 180 and HATE the product, in a matter of months.
Well, it just happened.
Ever since Genesis, TNA has gone down the shitter for obvious reasons. The Band, Bubba "The Love" Sponge, Orlando Jordan, Rob Terry, Keys, Lockboxes, WWE Hall of Fame rings, and 90 year old wrestlers to say the least. I could rant about how awful the on screen TNA product is for hours, days, years even, but thats not what I'm going to do. Instead, I'm going to rant about my second realization, the fact that TNA is a rinky dink second rate company. Why? Read...
1. On iMPACT! last week, a ticker showed up on the bottom of the screen to show "Lockdown results!". It said that Brian Kendrick won an X-Division Xscape match, when Homicide won. The people running this company don't even know the results of their own PPVs :laugh:
2. When Kaz won the X-Division Title, which shouldn't have been vacated in the first place, there was no actual belt present at the arena. Can someone please tell me why? When WWE has a situation like this, they always use a replica belt as a temporary replacement. As for TNA? Nope, they just have a title switch with no actual belt...BRILLIANT!
3. TNA makes a poll for fans to vote on who should be the top ranked wrestlers in the company, and the poll is on polldaddy.com. The number 2 pro wrestling company in the United States puts their poll on fucking polldaddy.com, not on their own website and not using their own poll.
4. Ric Flair, Abyss, and Hulk Hogan are involved in a storyline revolving around the competition's Hall of Fame ring. Do you understand how second rate that makes TNA look? If they're supposed to be "at war" with WWE on Monday nights, why the FUCK are their wrestlers fighting over WWE HOF rings!? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE!?
5. Their PPVs do 15,000 buys because NOBODY CARES, if you don't actually build up the PPVs on television nobody is going to order them. I guess they just don't have time though, they need to use TV time to book matches where guys fight over keys, dogtags, and rings, FUCK titles! Oh, who can forget about those Lockboxes too?
6. I bet Vince Russo sits down on his chair during the creative meetings with flash cards, each one saying "Pole, pull apart brawl, key, dogtag, tournament, lockbox, gauntlet, reverse". He shuffles the cards, spreads them out on the table and BAM~! TNA iMPACT! is booked for the week :laugh:
7. What was the rating on Monday? Oh yea...
Ok, I'm done now.
Well, it just happened.
Ever since Genesis, TNA has gone down the shitter for obvious reasons. The Band, Bubba "The Love" Sponge, Orlando Jordan, Rob Terry, Keys, Lockboxes, WWE Hall of Fame rings, and 90 year old wrestlers to say the least. I could rant about how awful the on screen TNA product is for hours, days, years even, but thats not what I'm going to do. Instead, I'm going to rant about my second realization, the fact that TNA is a rinky dink second rate company. Why? Read...
1. On iMPACT! last week, a ticker showed up on the bottom of the screen to show "Lockdown results!". It said that Brian Kendrick won an X-Division Xscape match, when Homicide won. The people running this company don't even know the results of their own PPVs :laugh:
2. When Kaz won the X-Division Title, which shouldn't have been vacated in the first place, there was no actual belt present at the arena. Can someone please tell me why? When WWE has a situation like this, they always use a replica belt as a temporary replacement. As for TNA? Nope, they just have a title switch with no actual belt...BRILLIANT!
3. TNA makes a poll for fans to vote on who should be the top ranked wrestlers in the company, and the poll is on polldaddy.com. The number 2 pro wrestling company in the United States puts their poll on fucking polldaddy.com, not on their own website and not using their own poll.
4. Ric Flair, Abyss, and Hulk Hogan are involved in a storyline revolving around the competition's Hall of Fame ring. Do you understand how second rate that makes TNA look? If they're supposed to be "at war" with WWE on Monday nights, why the FUCK are their wrestlers fighting over WWE HOF rings!? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE!?
5. Their PPVs do 15,000 buys because NOBODY CARES, if you don't actually build up the PPVs on television nobody is going to order them. I guess they just don't have time though, they need to use TV time to book matches where guys fight over keys, dogtags, and rings, FUCK titles! Oh, who can forget about those Lockboxes too?
6. I bet Vince Russo sits down on his chair during the creative meetings with flash cards, each one saying "Pole, pull apart brawl, key, dogtag, tournament, lockbox, gauntlet, reverse". He shuffles the cards, spreads them out on the table and BAM~! TNA iMPACT! is booked for the week :laugh:
7. What was the rating on Monday? Oh yea...
Ok, I'm done now.