This week in Cracked Tweets

[BDC]

Well, it's been a slow week on the Twit. But there's always fun to be had!

First off, John Bradshaw What'shisname is fun. I've been dropping little twits about his hair piece. I mean, come on! He pets that more than his cat!

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@JCLayfield There are two things I am sure of in life. Owen Hart was a great wrestler and JBL's hair is a rug #baldLikeHaas

Haven't got a reaction from him, but it's only a matter of time!

And, THEN, theres the HOT ROD himself! Roddy Piper! Remember last week he was yelling at me on the Twit! lol.
Well, I figured he's always retweeting birthday wishes. SO I sent a request.

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@kelli_rochelli @R_Roddy_Piper Hey, Hot ROD! How about a RT for my bday?

and whataya know?

Rowdy Roddy Piper ‏@R_Roddy_Piper
@Wisecrack_LWO @kelli_rochelli Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true!!

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@R_Roddy_Piper thanks Ruddy! Ur the greatest
(and YES I spelled his name wrong..lol)

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@R_Roddy_Piper oh, they already have

Then, I decided to try it with my #TwitterCrush, Vicky Guerrero

My favorite cougar! Rawr!

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@ExcuseMeWWE could ya RT me a Happy B-DAY? #Please

No answer just yet...but give it time

That and my usual cartoon moments of the day and fun commentary on the absurdness of life via MSN news...lol

Oh, and coming in JUNE? It's CLOWN HISTORY MONTH!

STAY TUNED...to the TWITS!!


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[Pete]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Vicky!

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I still don't know wtf is happening!

 

[BDC]

I still don't know wtf is happening!

LOL! Your choice of characters for your sig is SO appropriate, RRS!

And Pete? come on, check out the newly sculpted bod on this cougar! Eddie wasn't a slacker when it came to dames!

Did ya see the abs? Yeah, Vicky G is my own personal #TwitterCrush , so back off!!

OOC: The views expressed by the clown are not necessarily the same as the writer of his stuff...lol...wow!

 

[Pete]

AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!

You do know that CAN'T be unseen, right? ukey: :suicide:

 

[Rated R Superstar]

LOL! Your choice of characters for your sig is SO appropriate, RRS!

And Pete? come on, check out the newly sculpted bod on this cougar! Eddie wasn't a slacker when it came to dames!

Did ya see the abs? Yeah, Vicky G is my own personal #TwitterCrush , so back off!!

OOC: The views expressed by the clown are not necessarily the same as the writer of his stuff...lol...wow!

[video=youtube;k7phlHG78do]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7phlHG78do[/video]

 

[PY.]

I. Love. This.

 

[BDC]

Another weird week on the TWIT and, for some reason, I keep collecting follows by rehab clinics and drug addiction watches! I mean, come on? Do I look like I'm on drugs?

Ok, don't answer that. But, to say the least, the conversation didn't go well!

OxyNEO Watch ‏ @OxyNEO_Watch
OxyNEO is habit forming and deadly. Seek help immediately if you or someone you care about is struggling with opiate addiction.



WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@OxyNEO_Watch and where do I get it:?


Giovanni Flores ‏ @addctntreatment
The Camp Recovery Center is a premier provider of addiction treatment for adults and adolescents located in Scotts Valley, CA.


WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@addctntreatment Hey, welcome to the Lunatic World Order! You couldn't help me score some of that @OxyNEO_Watch could you?#WouldBEsweet


Vincent Fisher ‏ @addictin_report
Covering addiction trends and drug rehab treatment. Call Us on 949-554-0350


WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@addctntreatment didn't help me a bit scoring some@OxyNEO_Watch Welcome to the Lunatic WOrld Order@addictin_report you got any? #Needit


WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@SteveBlankJr Insurance? Really? Now they're on the Twit! Welcome to the Lunatic WOrld Order! Do you have any @OxyNEO_Watch ?

Angela Powell ‏ @oxycontin_rehab
The Rose of Newport Beach is an exclusive chemical dependency treatment program for women. Call Us on 888.471.0435

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
Welcome to @oxycontin_rehab and have fun in the Lunatic World Order! Have any @OxyNEO_Watch ???


WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@NewYork_Models Having trouble scoring some @OxyNEO_Watch ! Being a clown can be a real pain! #ClownSwag

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@stopoxyaddict @oxycontin_rehab @addictin_report@addctntreatment @OxyNEO_Watch My probation officer and sponsor has ordered me to say sorry

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@Wisecrack_LWO @stopoxyaddict @oxycontin_rehab@addictin_report @addctntreatment @OxyNEO_Watch OxyNEO is bad, ok? And it's addictive!

But the week isn't a total wash!

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@NatbyNature @wendystewart That is no lie, NAT! Along with the fact you are the hottest divA! HEy, It's my b-day! RT please!


Natalya ‏@NatbyNature
@Wisecrack_LWO happy birthday!

Thank you, Natalya! I'm feelin a happy birthday comin on! One a week so far! I think I'll collect'em!

I'm not through with Roddy Piper or JBL! More from them soon!!​

 

[Chris]

That picture of Nattie is so hot! That's one of the best I've ever seen of her.

 

[BDC]

Then, IT HAPPENS!
When you least expect it!
Me and RODDY, having a moment...enjoy...

3h WWE Trivia Generator ‏@WWEFactoids
Cyndi Lauper stated in an interview recently that she only wears a kilt to bed and sleeps with a @R_Roddy_Piper action figure.

(Problem is...we KNOW where it's been)

17m WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@WWEFactoids @R_Roddy_Piper Girls just Wanna have ROD!
11:49 PM - 30 May 12 via web


13m Rowdy Roddy Piper ‏@R_Roddy_Piper
@Wisecrack_LWO @WWEFactoids Love it when the girls having fun...I mean from a Dad's point of view. NO one's going to believe the BS Rod!!

6m WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@R_Roddy_Piper @WWEFactoids Don't flatter y'self, ROD! HA! She is after all....NOT interested! #GirlONGirl

2m Rowdy Roddy Piper ‏@R_Roddy_Piper
@Wisecrack_LWO @WWEFactoids YOU got get the rules right.I'm a heel..it's my job to flatter myself. However if ur girl shy, send her over.lol

1m WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@R_Roddy_Piper YOU got get the rules right.I'm a heel..it's my job to flatter myself. LOL! Try as I might, I just can't hate ya, ROD!

2m WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling - Roddy Reforms (Part 1/2) - YouTube This is horrible! They didn't even get @R_Roddy_Piper to do the mic work here!

46s Rowdy Roddy Piper ‏@R_Roddy_Piper
@Wisecrack_LWO HAA!! Your right..IT SUX's. I hated that cartoon!! Night everyone!!

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@R_Roddy_Piper Night, ROD!

4m Chris McMichaels ‏@Dejay11chris
@Wisecrack_LWO Your realize you're having a conversation with Roddy fucking Piper right? And people say the don't get why we use Twitter.

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@Dejay11chris sigh... @R_Roddy_Piper just talked to me. I'll never wash this ear again! No, really....I won't! #RODswag

WISECRACK ‏@Wisecrack_LWO
@Dejay11chris That's almost as crazy as the fact that Roddy just carried on a conversation with an imaginary character #ClownSwag

I know what I'm sleeping with tonight!!

 

[Pete]

I want to see #ClownSwag trending!

 

[BDC]

I want to see #ClownSwag trending!

Me too, Pete....Me too...