The Weirdest Thing Anyone Ever Said To You

[Pete]

It has to be weird in context, as well as out of context.

For me, it must have been "I'd bonk you if you bleached your pubes". But to be fair, she was a weirdo and clearly taking the mick. Still weird though.

 

[Chris]

Great thread, but I can't seem to think of anything really weird. Will have to get back to you when I do.

 

[Vivido]

Having a piss at the pub in the mensroom once by a drunken man mid 40s.

"Do you have a sister cause if you do I bet shes fucking hot"

 

[Aniking]

"Would you dye your hair blonde for me? Please, you'd remind me of my ex-girlfriend."
- Mid 30's or 40's guy when I was walking through the city with a mate. Not kidding. Scary thing is I have a slight beard.

 

[John McHenry]

Ex Girlfriend once asked if she could lick my eyeball.

 

[Pete]

Oh yeah, there was also this: "Music is like piss, maaaan....ya gotta let it flow!"

Drunken dude in the toilet at my University, during a party.

 

[Chriss]

My friend's sister asked me if I'll fuck her when she's gonna be fifteen.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

"Do you work here?" in Home Depot, as I wear my Home Depot apron...

 

[Slim]

I've had pretty of dumb moments at work like...

I'm showing a customer what the price is... she says okay so how much is it? I tell her again and point right at it. She says okay... so they are how much? I point and tell her again. She says oh okay... So what is the price of one? I point it out and tell her once again... she wound up not getting anything.

And besides the usual people asking if I work at the store... while wearing the uniform... I'm sure I've had my fair share of random weird questions.

 

[We Are Legion]

Some guy at a rave walked up to me in the bathroom, whacked out his mind on ketamine and said something that went along the lines of:

"Kiiiiiick the piiiiigs. When I see a pig, I KICK 'em!" or some crazy shit like that. Not sure what the fuck he was talking about.