The return of the return of Midnight Movie Madness~!

[Smart Marx]

Ash is sick of hearing this woman thinking she's in charge. He's going to show her where the kitchen is.

 

[Smart Marx]

He'll give her something to keep her mouth full and shut.

 

[Smart Marx]

Ash is one sadistic android. Of all the ways he could kill Ripley he chooses to try and stuff a magazine down her throat. That's pretty harsh.


Many Bothans died to bring you this Tapatalk message.

They certainly program these things to think of everything, don't they?

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Burn that motherfucker!


Tapatalkin' bitches

 

[Smart Marx]

Is it just me or did Ash drink just a little too much milk before going on this trip?

 

[Fuji Vice]

Ash with the ultimate dick line. Asshole to the end.


Many Bothans died to bring you this Tapatalk message.

 

[Smart Marx]

I don't want your sympathies.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Is it just me or did Ash drink just a little too much milk before going on this trip?

He wanted healthy bones

 

[Wang Chung]

Melt hime down

Do you smell what Tap a Talk is cooking?

 

[Smart Marx]

He wanted healthy bones

It certainly did the trick. He almost made her eat a whole magazine.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Yeah let's go and get the cat, that's what's important


Tapatalkin' bitches

 

[Smart Marx]

Yeah let's go and get the cat, that's what's important


Tapatalkin' bitches

The cat could be the key to this whole thing. You never know.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Yeah let's go and get the cat, that's what's important


Tapatalkin' bitches

If she only knew that the cat was the mastermind behind this whole thing.

 

[Smart Marx]

If she only knew that the cat was the mastermind behind this whole thing.

I was just thinking that maybe the cat was sent there by the engineers to see how the Xenomorphs would react with the humans. He might be the architect after all.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

I come in peace....nah jk imma kill ya


Tapatalkin' bitches