the Pizza Delivery guy asked for my number last night

[punk13]

He is 16yrs old and his pickup line was...Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

i found this more funny than i should have(must be the pain pills i'm taking)

 

[Defiant]

Is that legal? Coming onto a customer, that is.

 

[Crippler]

I respect him, he's just trying to get it in. Most the Pizza man has ever said to me was "can i use your toilet to take a piss"

 

[zigglerHEEL]

He probably found an old 70's porn tape in his dad's closet in which a lonely woman is overwhelmed with lust when the handsome, shirtless pizza delivery guy (I'm assuming this kid was shirtless as well) delivers her a large pizza with extra large sausage.... I bet his summer job is cleaning pools, also while shirtless

 

[Chris]

He probably found an old 70's porn tape in his dad's closet in which a lonely woman is overwhelmed with lust when the handsome, shirtless pizza delivery guy (I'm assuming this kid was shirtless as well) delivers her a large pizza with extra large sausage.... I bet his summer job is cleaning pools, also while shirtless

Makes sense. This is my theory as well.

 

[Crippler]

He should of put dick in the middle of the pizza box like in the "Naughty America" videos

 

[Dale]

What a pointless line, he already knows where you live.

 

[We Are Legion]

ALL pizza places ask for your number before you can place an order, especially for delivery. Sounds either like a made-up story or a really stupid pizza guy honestly.

 

[Chriss]

I respect the guy for not getting your number from the pizza place but asking you for it but that line? Come on.

 

[John McHenry]

Is that legal? Coming onto a customer, that is.

It's legal. Not a good career move but not even close to illegal.

 

[punk13]

ALL pizza places ask for your number before you can place an order, especially for delivery. Sounds either like a made-up story or a really stupid pizza guy honestly.

He's just stupid. i could have came up with something way better to make up.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Was he at least dreamy?

 

[punk13]

Was he at least dreamy?

Possibly. He favored Zack from SBTB.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I would have invited him in. Just mess with his head. Should have been like "Oh, money is inside, come in and wait a second."

 

[Dale]

Jeez RRS, we don't need to hear about your personal stories with the local pizza boy.