OOC The Out Of Character Thread

[SupaHeeroh]

At least Neilson saved him... that deserves a pay rise.

Reg is living it up in Hawaii for the foreseeable future now anyway

 

[Geek773]

Results? Who we waiting for?

 

[Welsh-Wizard-97]

The only motherfucker to appear on every Precision talk show ever, right here!

 

[MainEventPlaya]

Alex Clark appears from behind the curtain with a vintage black suit and very high end sunglasses. The reaction to him is mixed of course. Alex walks slowly down to the ring area as his music blasts throughout the arena. He stops at the ring and smiles at Terra Blaze, and he also smirks at Alice Xander. He jumps in the ring and grabs a mic. He takes a few seconds to sit, but he does sit down next to Terra Blaze. Alex Clark begins to speak after a moments of silence

"Well, it is nice to back in Precision! You know, I've been getting asked time and time again on why I did what I did, and I honestly want to answer that, but I just need to take this in first. We have a beautiful lady hosting this show, and I'm not talking about you, Alice."

Alex smirks at Alice once again

"We also have a great setup here tonight. Great lighting and a big ass sign showing off my face. What more could I ask for in my big return? Oh yes, maybe some respect? You all finally get to see the legend that is Alex Clark and you show no reaction? Didn't I earn the right to be cheered after what I did to Karl Senn? No? Well, who gives a crap what you think? After a month of just chilling and thinking about what I was going to do, I decided I should just tell the truth. The truth is that I don't honestly care what any of you think. Look at me! I have the money, I have the looks, I have the girls and I now have the ring skills! I'm not going to chase after some reaction that guys like Ryan Blake, Joseph Diamond, Jack Rogue and Andersen Vega love to have. I'm better and bigger than all of them combined. I will do what I want when I bloody well please."

Alex stands to his feet and begins to look around the sold out arena

"You all don't matter to me! The only person who matters is me, and that's the damn truth. Some may call me a egomaniac, and they're true. My ego is big, but it fits in these $10,000 shoes. It fits damn good, and it looks damn good. I have more money on me than you all have in your bank accounts, and I don't need a money suit to prove it. So, how about you all just sit your asses down and shut the hell up? The true king of Precision is speaking."

Alex Clark begins to laugh as the boos begin to come in like rocket fire. He sits down and puts his arm around Terra Blaze. She is clearly uncomfortable with the current arrangement.

"Now, how about we talk about Karl Senn? I did what I did because I wanted to do it. I was following that jackass around for 5 years, and he always promised me the big time. He always said we would be at the top, but all I saw was him up there. He was keeping me down since he knew the true talent I was. He didn't want me to fly on my own two feet, and for that he made the biggest mistake of his life. I got up one day and I decided it was time to put him down. I knew Andersen Vega would need the help and I was right. I went out there and I took away his chance at defending the title. I mean, what did he even do with the title anyway? He became a internet meme when people didn't know who he was, and truth be told he wasn't all that good. He wasn't that good to begin with, but at the time I needed the help. I needed the guidance. I pulled the trigger when he ran out of those uses, and I took all of those years of frustration into my own hands. It took one move from me with the anger of the past 5 years to put him out cold. Now, I'm just ready to help myself, and that's all that matters. So to answer your questions, I did it because I wanted to do it. I did it because I was sick of Karl Senn, and I did it because it is my time."

Alex Clark throws the mic into Alice Xander's lap which startles him

"MY TIME!"​

when did you become good at promos? xD

 

[CiV]

I didn't even see that... @CiV I literally said last week to ask me before doing shit with Reg. Come on dude...

Did you? I really don't remember you mentioning it to me but at the time of the promo (which was last week as well) I didn't know much of anything about plans you had on the whole, it's my bad but I feel like the communication could've been a bit better on both sides here.

I can edit it/retcon it if you want and it's no trouble for me

 

[Closed]

, and I don't need a money suit to prove it.

Calling out Buster Gates

 

[Ginothony Bamtano]

Did you? I really don't remember you mentioning it to me but at the time of the promo (which was last week as well) I didn't know much of anything about plans you had on the whole, it's my bad but I feel like the communication could've been a bit better on both sides here.

I can edit it/retcon it if you want and it's no trouble for me

your sig is legendary my man

 

[SupaHeeroh]

Did you? I really don't remember you mentioning it to me but at the time of the promo (which was last week as well) I didn't know much of anything about plans you had on the whole, it's my bad but I feel like the communication could've been a bit better on both sides here.

I can edit it/retcon it if you want and it's no trouble for me

It's fine, but in future let me know. I didnt even realise that Reg had been attacked when I did my promo with him.

 

[SupaHeeroh]

Calling out Buster Gates

Excuse me?

 

[Chicken McDouble]

oh look

Court of Anarchy #1 - Andersen Vega

a cool talk show

you should probably check it out

and send me cookies

 

[Closed]

oh look

Court of Anarchy #1 - Andersen Vega

a cool talk show

you should probably check it out

and send me cookies

The first week of the talk show wars begins

 

[Chicken McDouble]

The first week of the talk show wars begins

Monday night wars ain't got shit on this

 

[Closed]

Monday night wars ain't got shit on this

Alice Xander is money

 

[Rosie]

Hehe....talk shows....eh?

Spoiler: Nostalgia

The theme song of NGW Tag Team, The Danger Zone plays in the background as the camera shows the set for another episode of The Danger Show. This time, the set is a bit different. On the viewer's right side of the screen, you see two matching oak desks next to each other. Both have the words "Danger Show" on the front of them in a red and white font. On the desks are coffee mugs. The mug on the far desk reads "Ryan's Mug" and the one closer to the center reads "Storm's Mug." On the viewer's left is a black leather couch and in between the couch and the desks is a new "and larger" monitor. The monitor is showing a black background with "Danger Show" on it, again in a red and white font. The windows in the back are covered by red curtains.

After the theme song plays for a few moments both members of Danger Zone, Ryan Vendetta, and Storm Andrews, enter stage left. Both are wearing matching "Danger Zone established 2015" T-Shirts and Ryan Vendetta is holding his NGW Roulette Championship on his shoulder. They wave as a "canned applause" is playing in the background along with the theme song. The duo approaches their desks. Ryan sits down and places his Championship gently on the table as Storm pretends to "blow kisses" to the "audience." The applause and theme music fades out as the show begins.

Storm: Ladies and gentlemen of the Dangerverse, welcome back to The Danger Show! With your hosts, the hottest Tag Team in NGW who's name begins with a"Danger" and ends with a "Zone," The NGW Roulette Champion Ryan Vendetta, myself Storm Andrews, The Danger Zone!

There is a brief canned applause before they continue.

Ryan: We are bringing you this show live from...from... whispers to Storm Shit...should we tell them now?

Storm: he covers for his tag team partner Umm...the "Official Danger Zone Studios!"

Ryan: Why yes that is exactly where we are right now!

Ryan Vendetta and Storm both exchange winks.

Ryan: Now, I may be defending my NGW Roulette Championship at Prisoners of Winter, but that won't be the focus today. This episode of The Danger Show is all about NGW's greatest, and only, tournament ever...The Minefield Marathon!

The graphic from the screen changes to show the logo for the Minefield Marathon Tournament. Storm continues for his partner.

Storm: We won't just be discussing the tournament, but our guest, who will be on later, is also one of the participants in the tournament. Which to start the tournament discussion, I think Ryan and I here have to address the Elephant in the room...The first round match-up between Extremely Lethal and H.I.S.S.inc.

The graphic on the screen shows images of the former members of Extremely Lethal, Christopher Jordan, and Tyler Keenan, and of the new Tag Team Champions H.I.S.S inc. Instead of discussing the "Elephant" as mentioned before, Ryan instead starts talking about the actual match.

Ryan: That match was surprisingly competitive, it had drama, thrills, spills, surprises and...

Storm: Ok, ok Ryan! We know that, and we know who won. I think we need to discuss one thing announced during the match.

Ryan: Oh...yeah...I..I guess. clears throat Leading up to this match, H.I.S.S announced that someone hired them to take out Extremely Lethal. During the wait, there were proclaims that it was some private investor, Walter Graham, Sloane, but in the end, it was revealed...

The expressions of the two for once, are more toned down. Instead of talking with lots of expression and humor, they speak with a tone of seriousness, and a bit of regret.

Storm and Ryan: It was us...

Storm: Ever since it was announced there, have been a wide range of reactions. From supportive, to upset. I guess right now we owe it to The Dangerverse to explain why we did what we did to allow us all to move on.

Ryan: We would have came out and explained ourselves properly on a public forum sooner, but we felt with an important tournament match on the horizon and my first title defense, we had to put it to the side to focus on those things.

Storm: I think we need to go back to Meltdown. Us, along with WKTT, were fighting to becoming Tag Team Champions, we were very close a number of times, but Extremely Lethal won. That wouldn't be wrong; however, Extremely Lethal committed three strikes. The first strike, attacking Sloane before the match. Frankly, you could call us desperate for calling a "hit" and we are not going to deny that has some ground. But doing that act was honestly very cowardly. The bell didn't ring and it didn't just piss us off, it didn't just piss off WKTT, but everyone just rolled their eyes at that. Then, when you had the Allentown Vice on Sloane, you didn't just want to make him tap out. You chose to break his goddamn arm!

Ryan: When it comes to this industry, we are supposed to beat each other up day in and day out. Injuries are common place. Most the time, though, it happens either by accident, or it is a match designed to break people. Tyler, you didn't just injure him, it was the most blatant intent to injure anyone has ever seen. It was a gutless move. That was strike two. Then when it came to after, you rubbed that win on the faces of not just WKTT and us, but every man, women, and child watching. You showed no remorse for what you did. You could have just moved on, but you didn't. After, we found out that H.I.S.S had their own business. They basically, are in charge of security, or, as we found out, hits.

Storm: With that, we had a long discussion and felt that we couldn't just wait for karma to bite then in the ass. So we chose to hire H.I.S.S so they could teach Extremely Lethal a lesson. A lesson that unjust actions have consequences. A lesson that when you cross the line, do dastardly acts, and laugh about it, you are not a human. You are a damn psychopath!

Ryan: Sadly, what happened didn't go as we expected, or wanted. The whole "We work for Danger Zone" thing was not what we wanted. We offered to pay for their services, which we did pay them in the end. But, somewhere the message got lost. Also, we didn't want them to try to "Beat Extremely Lethal to a bloody pulp", We didn't want them to be "Dead or barely alive", "Put in a wheelchair", none of that! We didn't want all of that to go that far. The thing we wanted was for them to learn that the way they were acting was wrong...maybe via them getting their asses kicked in the confines of a wrestling match...but you get what we mean. At least, the match didn't go to that extreme. Storm, anything you want to add?

Storm: I guess if anyone felt that we stepped across the line or took things too far, we sincerely apologize. Dangerverse. If any of you were upset over what we did, we didn't mean to do that. Anything you want to add, Ryan?

Ryan: Likewise, I am sorry if what we were unlike ourselves and maybe pushed things to a place we never meant to take it. We make mistakes, and we take responsibility for our actions. As of now, that "working relationship" between H.I.S.S and ourselves is completely over. We wish them the best of luck with what they do. But we are coming for those Tag Team Championships!

Storm: One last thing about what happened at Phantom Agony for that match, although Tyler Keenan is still the same arrogant douche, there is some progress being made. Christopher Jordan, I honestly think he wants to change. I mean, we need to keep an eye on him over time and doing things other than turning your old business into a museum, although big, don't measure up in the end.

Ryan: I agree. Christopher, if you do want to change and really mean it, you have our support. But if you want people to truly trust you, remember, the small things matter most.

There is awkward silence for a few moments. Storm looks around for a second as Ryan looks at his NGW Roulette Championship. The two can't believe they got all of that off their chests.

Storm: Well, that felt good to say....

Ryan: Yeah...yeah it did.

The two still remain somewhat silent. That is until someone from off-set yells at them.

???: Talk about the other match from Phantom Agony!

This causes the members of Danger Zone to snap back to reality. The two frantically get their act together and continue on with the show.

Storm: Well ladies and gents, that wasn't the only match from the tournament that night! So let's keep this rolling with Slate Bass and Handleson vs Raine and Valorie McKinney! Change up the Danger-Tron!

The graphic on the "Danger-Tron" changes to show the competitors from the mentioned match.

Ryan: This match was a classic "Battle of the sexes." In NGW, we give wrestlers of either gender an equal chance. That makes us among the "elite" of wrestling organizations. Am I right, Storm?

Storm: You know it, my Dangerous buddy named after a type of grudge! This match was close. In the end, though, Handleson was forced to tap out to the "Taste the Kawaiiji."

Storm shudders.

Storm: Don't remind me of that hold...

His friend consoles him for a few moments.

Ryan: Remember what the therapist said...you are stronger now because of it. Here, have a cookie.

To make his friend feel better, he reaches under his desk and grabs a wrapped chocolate cookie. Storm gladly takes it and rips open the packaging to eat it.

Ryan: To be perfectly honest, my personal feelings aside to Slate, who I will be facing at Phantom Agony, and Handleson, they shouldn't be that furious at that loss. I mean, Raine is a tag team specialist and Valorie did hold her own with the current World Champion.

Andrews is munching on the cookie and takes a sip from his coffee mug before he adds his own thoughts.

Storm: Yeah, I don't understand that whole tirade Handleson went on. Especially when he talked about how he was the "best wrestler, most entertaining." To say that would be a massive stretch is an understatement. I doubt him and Slate would be teaming up anytime soon.

Ryan: It is a shame. But let's talk about winners here for a second. Raine and Valorie will be facing H.I.S.S Inc. at NGW Anniversary for the right to face DangerZone later that night.

Storm: Aren't we getting a bit ahead of ourselves...?

Ryan: Maybe. But, that my friends are the plans! Which that will be an entertaining match and all is fair in love and war. That makes this match a little more interesting because it's both!

At this point Storm has finished his little "mid-show snack" and is ready to continue on.

Storm: This match will feature boyfriend vs girlfriend. Nico will have to possibly beat up his own girlfriend, Valorie, to keep the Tag Team Titles that him and Lucas Justice hold.

Ryan: Watching a couple fight is extremely tragic...yet sounds like an entertaining match. But I think we should move from Phantom Agony to Prisoners of Winter.

Storm: Which we will start with the most anticipated matchup of the entire tournament...

The Danger-Tron's graphic changes. The background becomes a more wintery one with the Minefield Marathon logo front and center. The people now on the screen are Keirso Harrison and Al Blizzard, and our heroes, Danger Zone.

Storm: Danger Zone vs Al Blizzard and Keirso Harrison!

With Storm bringing up their opponents, his partner begins to pretend to panic.

Ryan: BLIZZARD AND HARRISON!? For the love of god no!

He goes up to his partner and grabs his shirt.

Ryan: You know how screwed we are!? Keirso SUPER-KICKED A CAMERA! A poor...defenseless camera...He's RUTHLESS! Then Al...Oh, Al Blizzard. He threatened to kill me by wearing a face-mask! We CAN'T compete with that!

Storm is leaning away from his partner.

Storm: Now, now, I think you're overreacting a bi..

Ryan: Overreacting!? I'm just looking at the writing on the wall. We are done for! DONE FOR!

The Roulette Champion goes underneath his desk and pulls out a paper bag and starts to "hyperventilate." Storm stands up.

Storm: We need a doctor over here!

A number of people dressed like doctors enter from off-stage. They try to grab the NGW Roulette Champion but he continuous to resist. It ends up with him pushing a doctor over and the feed cuts.

When the feed finally comes back, it is only Storm Andrews on the stage. He is behind his desk with a concerned look.

Storm: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Danngerverse, we're back. Unfortunately, Ryan Vendetta isn't doing well. He suffered a major panic attack, has a "cold" and has "statue hands." The doctors will bring him in, but I will warn you. It isn't pretty...

He signals off stage for the doctors to come back and they appear rolling in Ryan Vendetta in a wheelchair. He is hooked up to a heart monitor which rolls beside him on wheels. The NGW Roulette Champion is seemingly passed out and has his head tilted back in the chair. His concerned partner gets up from his desk and walks over to the doctors.

Storm: Will...he be alright?

The doctor that is pushing his wheelchair speaks up.

Doctor: I don't know...it is one of the worst cases we've seen. All of his ailments come from overreacting to lackluster competition. We need something quick to act as medicine!

The group each put their hands on their chins and start brainstorming. Meanwhile, Jeopardy thinking music plays in the background. After a few moments, Storm raises his finger in an "ah-hah" moment. With that, he goes back to his desk and starts searching underneath it. He tosses a few things out including a wrench, a teddy bear, a rubber duck, and a top hat (Storm has interesting hobbies, OK?). Finally, he holds up a DVD. Andrews heads back to the doctors and holds up the DVD. The cover has a number of NGW wrestlers including Jeffry Mason, KOU Kazuma, Guernica, Danger Zone, and both former members of Extremely Lethal around the NGW logo. The DVD reads "The Best of NGW 2015!"

Storm: This 2 disc DVD set is available for just $15.99, or available to buy and download on ngw.com. It is a must buy for any member of the Dangerverse as it shows the very best NGW had to offer during our opening year. Also, if you get it, you are CURED of sickness caused by sub-par wrestling!

He tosses it onto his partner's lap. This causes Ryan Vendetta to "be cured." The NGW Roulette Champion jumps out of his wheelchair and raises the DVD in triumph as the doctors clap around him. He rips the heart monitor up and high fives the doctors as they leave. The duo returns to their desks and finally continue.

Ryan: OK, I think we provided enough quality entertainment about them. So for now, I think we need to really discuss what we think of them.

Storm: When it comes to this match, we are not looking past Blizzard and Harrison and from bell to bell we are going full tilt. For them, though, we don't know if they will even get along!

Ryan: For those who didn't see. The last time we saw Al Blizzard. He didn't just threaten violence against the Danger Zone. He didn't just promise to cause us injury...or death...that part I was confused about. He also did one thing. Storm?

Storm: At the beginning he trashed his very own partner. He said Harrison's use of the statues of us shows that he is a "Danger Zone super fan" of some sort. I mean, do you know what a joke is Blizzard? If you did your research, you would understand that The Danger Zone, have a unique way of "educating" the Dangerverse through our wit and hijinks. Then, of course, you asked for a new partner at the end of the very video. Do you realize that you are supposed to be teaming with that person against the two most dangerous men that have ever been in an NGW ring? Pissing off your own partner isn't the way to win a match...

Ryan: ...Especially when in the process you try to piss off your opponents. Add the fact you are already window shopping for a new partner, that is pretty fucking pathetic. Oh, by the way...

Ryan Vendetta grabs his NGW Roulette Championship off his desk and places it on his shoulder.

Ryan: I don't think I am "Soooo big and strong" because I am the Roulette Champion. This Championship means I proved I can go in this ring. I may not be the best, and I still have room to grow, but I, at least, have something to back up what I say. Besides, you threatened to break us? Do you want to destroy us? Well, allow us to, quote you when we say "We don't give two shits" about your dream. So allow us to crush that dream.

Storm: Al Blizzard will get his just desserts at Prisoners of Winter and we will move on in the Minefield Marathon. But who will we face?

Ryan: Perfect segue Storm! Because that is the last match we will discuss.

The people on the screen change from Danger Zone and their opponents, to Two Wrongs Make a Right and Ryan Davis and Arch Angel.

Ryan: But we feel to discuss this match, we need a third person. That is why we have a special guest tonight. Storm, you know what to do!

Storm: Our guest tonight, from Essex, England...one-half of Two Wrongs Make a Right...Reagan Cole!

Reagan Cole comes out with arms spread out wearing a Two Wrongs Make A Right t-shirt and blue jeans before pointing to the "audience" as he walks over to TheDanger Zone and delivers a handshake to Vendetta which is followed by a high-five to Andrews. Eventually, he goes over to the black couch and he looks at it for a couple of seconds.

Reagan: Thanks guys for having me on the show. You have a nice set and all... But this couch needs something....but what? Oh yes!

Reagan goes off stage for a couple of seconds as Ryan & Storm look very confused by Reagan randomly going off-stage. He brings a Two Wrongs Make a Right pillow onto the set before showing it to the camera and giving it a big thumbs up. Placing the cushion onto the couch, Cole sits down but he leans forward with his hands together as he looks at the two as Storm interrupts.

Storm: Seriously? The first thing you do when you come on stage is advertising your stuff?

Reagan: That's a terrible first question but yes, yes I did.

Ryan: You know what, I'm not even mad. Except, you didn't do it right! Even if you did it wrong twice, it wouldn't be right!

Storm: But, fear not Reagan-man, for we are NGW's kings of advertising! For you, your biggest problem was that you made your product placement too obvious!

Ryan: You see Mr. Cole when we want to open up the opportunity for the Dangerverse to show their support financially to the Danger Zone and NGW by buying a fine product, we don't rub it in their faces. For a good example...

The two members of Danger Zone point at their t-Shirts, the "Danger Zone, Established 2015 t-shirts. Storm Andrews continues for his partner.

Storm: We don't rub the fact our t-shirts are available on sale right now on ngw.shop.com in the faces of the Dangerverse. Or even alternatively...

Reaching under his desk, he grabs a black t-shirt that reads "Straight Outta NGW" on it in orange font inside of a white box. Above the box is an image of a wrestling ring in orange.

Storm: The brand new Straight Outta NGW t-shirt!

The NGW Roulette Champion leans in so his head is just above the sleeve of the shirt.

Ryan: Because even a wrestling company has to keep up with the "Dank memes" of the internet!

The duo both hold up their thumbs and give cheesy grins while a red graphic on the screen reads "Buy now!ngw.shop.com!" Quickly after, the two drop the grins on their faces and toss the t-shirt away.

Storm: I think that is good for now. Besides, we have an interview to get through! For this, we need to have a good starting question... I got it! Reagan Cole, it is well documented in NGW that you had some rough times growing up, so to start, we will ask... "What was it like growing up?"

Reagan: Well I grew up in a small house with my Mother and Father. Everything was alright until I was about six when my Uncle died because of a Car crash which hit my Father pretty hard. He started to take drugs which took a strain on both my mom, who was working as a nurse six nights a week, and myself. Then my Father started to take it out on us. Which I talked about that in a video a while back.

Reagan pauses as he runs a hand through his hair and looks up at the sky before looking back at Vendetta and Storm as he continues.

Reagan: So I left because I couldn't take it anymore. I packed some of my clothes into a bag that I managed to steal from my father whilst he wasn't looking and when he was asleep, I left the house and I promised myself that when I had enough money, I would come back and get my mum out of there.

He relaxes a bit and leans back into the sofa. At this time, Storm is starting to doze off. This forces his partner to tap him on the head to wake him up.

Storm: W-What about the midget!?

Ryan shakes his head at him before returning his attention back to their guest.

Ryan: That must have been very rough for you to deal with. Thankfully, you found wrestling. Speaking of which, how did you become a wrestler?

Reagan: Well this was about a couple of weeks into my journey on the streets. I found a guy that was beating someone up really badly. I mean there was a kid who was about eight and he was being beaten by a guy who looked....15-years-old? That’s how bad it was. So me being me, I came in and tried to stop him. Then the guy suddenly punched me in the jaw and tried to go after 12-year-old me.

Storm: Ouch...

Reagan: Which for some reason and I don't know why to this day but from this one punch, it unleashed rage from inside me and I headbutted him in the face which busted him open. I threw him into the walls and started to punch the guy in the stomach numerous times and I had to be held back by a crowd of people who were just passing by and I don't know why but nobody rang the police because maybe, they just thought that a playfight got too far?

Ryan: Playfight my ass....

Reagan: So they phoned the ambulance but then they left except one. Who after the medical people had transported the eight-year-old and the 15-year-old kid to the hospital and checked if I was okay. But afterward, the guy walked over to me and asked if I was alright and I assured him I was fine. Then he told me about how brutal I was against the kid and he admired it then he gave him a card and asked If I wanted to do some shows for him where I could face some other older kids and he would pay me £120 for each match. At this point I was very desperate for cash because I was searching trash cans for food which if I'm honest, wasn't the healthiest thing ever so I took him on his offer and from that point on, that guy started to train me and became a major father figure in my life.

Storm: Ok, so we got found out where you got trained, but where on earth did you meet Luis Ovaldinho?

Ryan: I mean...we are not judging or anything... but man his videos are weird.

Reagan: Well he was pretty much in the same condition as me but he was always on the streets because of personal problems that I won't get into because he's not here so it doesn't feel right to do that but we fought each other a lot and you guys will know what I mean when you face the same guy a couple of times, you start to gain lots of respect for the guy. So before and after the matches we became good friends and do you know the warehouse both Luis and I use in our promos? That's the building we bought from the money we managed to save over lots of years and that's our home. So don't expect me to move houses anytime soon.

Storm: So that is the tale of how two friends met. Very touching, but there is one thing we need to address here. If you pay attention to the Danger-Tron behind you, you would see two religious nut-jobs. Now, we at Danger Zone, respect all religions and support tolerance, but these guys are way out there. What do you, Reagan Cole, think of Ryan Davis and "The Archangel?"

Reagan: Who? Oh, Daniel almighty and his crew? Well, they are the completely opposite of the team, of Reagan Cole & Luis Ovaldinho who like I have mentioned have been at the bottom of the food chain, fighting for food while Ryan and Ryan, they are supposed to be the top of the food chain because it's God....Well, he's an actor playing God for his next movie but close enough! So, we are the opposites but in the end, it doesn't matter because we will defeat them with the easiest of ease that will be easy...that makes sense right?

Storm: Wait...what about an easy-bake?

The two members of Danger Zone shrug as they continue the interview.

Ryan: Well Reag, can I call ya Reag? If you have such an "easy time" along with your partner...that would mean your next test...will be the powerful Storm Andrews and the NGW Roulette Champion, Ryan Vendetta, the most Dangerous tag team in NGW history. Well, according to our t-shirts anyway. So, what do you think about the chance of facing Danger Zone in the semi-finals of the tournament?

Reagan pauses as he thinks about this possible match between Two Wrongs Make a Right and Danger Zone.

Reagan: Well to be perfectly honest, I haven't thought about it much because, to be honest, I think Blizzard & Kierso are going to beat you tonight like your jokes beat dead horses, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!......now that I got that out of my system

He looks at the Storm & Ryan with a confident smile before continuing the conversation.

Reagan: So I have not even thought about facing you two yet, well the Internet will probably explode at the possibility of that match because that's how you break the internet, you put one average team, Danger Zone versus the most high-flying, electrifying, trail-blazing and truly amazing tag team in Next Generation Wrestling, Two Wrongs Make a Right! So if we do have this match, I think it will be a fun match but don't think I'm going to go easy on you fools because we both want the titles but only one can win it. Which will be yours truly, Reagan Cole aka The British Master aka the Background Kid aka King of aka-s aka the cool guy aka the person who will lead the Danger Zone into my version of the Danger Zone!

With the two members of Danger Zone sharing a similar smirk on their face, they both look at their guest who showed lots of guts.

Storm: Well, as your possible opponents, I think we both can say if that would happen...

After the two take a quick nod to each other they speak in unison at the member of Two Wrongs Make a Right.

Storm and Ryan: You're on!...

Ryan: But for now, I say let's have some fun! Say, where are you from again?

Reagan: Essex.

Ryan: Would you go back there?

Reagan begins to laugh hysterically at their question whilst shaking his head.

Reagan: Haha...haha...No....no,no,no

Reagan composes himself.

Reagan: No, My mother has already moved out of there due to bad memories and also due to me getting paychecks so whats the point of going back there? Most of the people there(saving my behind just in case any other TWF members are from Essex) are stuck up, extremely stupid-

He is cut off by the sounds of snickering coming from Ryan and Storm. The camera pans to them trying to regain a professional composure, however, they fail, and end up laughing so much that they eventually fall off the chairs. They eventually get to their feet and back to the seat, still laughing loudly. An unimpressed Reagan gives them a glare.

Reagan: Is something funny to you two?

Storm: Haha...No! No, Reag, seriously, it's just that... well...

By this point, Ryan and Storm are in hysterics.

Ryan: We... We planned a little something...

Reagan now looks curious, yet mostly frustrated.

Storm: Reag... Reag... This is your... homecoming!

Storm smashes his fist onto a button in the middle of the desk. At this, the walls of the Danger Zone studio collapse, and a loud sound emits from it. The wall directly behind Storm and Ryan - once collapsed - brings up a banner on a stand, with "Welcome home, Reag!!!" painted on it with red acrylic. Storm and Ryan eventually calm down and sit up straight. The camera pans out, and we see that the Danger Show - albeit without the walls - is now held in a town center. TheDanger Zone and Reagan Cole are now in Essex, the town which Reagan has grown a hatred for. Reagan looks at the Danger Zone in shock and anger, his mouth wide open.

Ryan: So, Reagan. How does it feel to be back?

Reagan Cole continues to look on in shock.

Storm: Yeah, man. I'm surprised you didn't realize earlier, to be honest. I mean, you were right in here with us when we were flown over in that helicopter. You seriously didn't hear the chopper?

Ryan Vendetta puts his hands over his mouth so that it sounds like he is speaking into a tannoy system.

Ryan: This just in, Reagan Cole is an incredibly deep sleeper!

Reagan: You... You brought me back here... Why?!

Ryan: For no reason other than the gimmick, my friend! I mean, look... We don't even know where we are right now.

Storm: Yeah... I mean... What even is an "Essex" in the first place?

Ryan: I don't know, man. But, I'm sure Reag here can help explain it to us.

Ryan turns towards Reagan with a serious expression.

Ryan: Reag... We've heard that Essex is famous for... well... it's culture of idiots. It's all about spray tans, night clubs, one night stands...

Storm: Basically, it's Englands inbred capital.

Ryan: So, exactly what New Jersey is to America.

Storm: Or what Toronto is to Canada.

Reagan: Exactly! Why so you think I didn't want to come back?! I wanted to forget about all that!

Storm: Anyway, look. The point is, is that it isn't all bad. Maybe... Maybe you could show us around a little bit. Show us how to have fun, party a little bit, learn the Essex lifestyle and barely even live to regret it. And I promise we'll be back in time for tea time... Next week...

Ryan and Storm flash smiles at Reagan Cole. Reagan reluctantly nods, and all three of them high-five each other. A few moments later, a catchy anthem from pop culture past plays, as all other audio dies down, signifying the beginning of another Danger Zone montage. *plays Saturday Night by Whigfield*

"Saturday Night" starts to play. To kick off the montage, we first see Storm, Ryan, and Reagan head into a spray tan center. Reagan points the Danger Zone towards two spray tan booths. Reluctantly, Storm and Ryan make their way over to them. They then catch their eyes on a pair of young, beautiful blonde ladies behind a counter next to the booths, who work there. Storm and Ryan change their expression and look at each other with smiles, grinning from cheek to cheek. Reagan then tells the Danger Zone that they need to remove their clothes before entering the both. Ryan and Storm - believing the two women will be doing to spray tanning - high five each other, and step into the two booths with smiles. In delight, they close their eyes, awaiting the two beautiful women. Reagan then brings two men into the camera view. Both of them are fat, middle-aged, incredibly hairy, and generally two slobs. Reagan laughs, as the two men spray Ryan and Storm with the spray tan, turning them a sickening shade of orange. The two spray tanners eventually step back, proud of their work. Storm and Ryan then walk out, opening their eyes. They then see the two men who performed the spray tan, and in horror, realize that they were the two that did the work. They look like they are about to cry, and we see Reagan simply laugh. Storm and Ryan then grab the spray tan guns from the two men, and in anger, spray Reagan. They chase Cole around the entire center, splashing spray tan all over the floor, the walls, furniture, and other booths. A few moments later, Storm, Ryan, and Reagan are thrown outside of the center door by the two women. Storm and Ryan are still in their underpants, and Reagan and his clothes are completely covered in spray tan. The three men then get to their feet and shake their heads as we head to next scene in the montage.

The next scene shows Reagan Cole leading Ryan and Storm into a clothing store. Reagan is seen talking to a man at the counter, whilst Storm and Ryan look on in worry and confusion at the thought of having them change from their new Danger Zone T-Shirts. Eventually, the worker from behind the counter makes his way towards Storm and Ryan, pointing them into a dressing room. Cautiously, Storm and Ryan walk into the dressing rooms, one for each man. They both come out a few moments later, Storm wearing a tutu, tights, and Reagan Cole shirt and nothing else, and Ryan is wearing a banana suit. Reagan nods in approval, however, the worker points the two back into the dressing room in disapproval. They come out a few moments later, both wearing floral dresses and sandals. The two men look disgusted and ashamed and walk back into the dressing rooms themselves. Finally, the men come out. They are wearing trainers, skin tight jeans, a V-neckshirt, and sunglasses. They, again, look ashamed, however, get the seal of approval from both Reagan and the worker. Reagan, Storm, and Ryan sheepishly leave the clothes shop, looking similar, and just like the typical Essex man.

The montage then cuts to the next scene, which is the tree dancing in the middle of a crowd of dressed up men and women in a nightclub on a light up dance floor, colorful lights shining around the club. "Saturday Night" fades out as the montage finishes, and we see Storm and Ryan actually enjoying the Essex life.

Storm: I gotta say, Reag! You Essex guys and gals have it great over here!

Ryan: Yeah! You're all so laid back! You'll have to tear us away from this place!

Reagan: Yeah, this is one part of the life that I DO enjoy!

As Reagan finishes this, a small man walks up to Storm, Ryan, and Reagan. He taps Storm on the leg, as this is the only height at which the man can reach. Storm, Ryan, and Reagan turn around and stop dancing. The music in the club cuts out along with the lights, and all of the men and women stop and stare at the three and a half men in confusion. The camera then pans towards the little man. It's Richard, the Danger Zone's old mascot, dressed in a miniature suit.

Richard: Hey! You! I'm sick and tired of all of the little people jokes! I thought we were cool, man?!

Storm: You... You listen here, you little pun-

Storm begins to get angry before Ryan steps in and steps down to push Richard away, trying to calm down the situation. Reagan backs away from the situation and looks on in concern.

Richard: No! To hell with that! You want to come to my hometown, and disrespect my people?!

Ryan: Really? You're from Esse-

Ryan is interrupted as Richard reaches onto a miniature table right next to him. He picks up a small glass of beer, and in anger, throws it directly onto Storm, reaching his knee caps. Storm - shocked and disgusted - stares at Richard with death in his eyes.

Storm: You little Dick!

Storm begins to charge towards Richard, and Ryan again attempts to stop him. However, Storm runs past him and towards Richard. The club goers, Ryan and Reagan look on in shock as the horror unfolds in front of them, and another montage begins!



Storm chases Richard all around the club. They climb over the bar (Which Richard has some trouble climbing up), knocking glasses and beer bottles all over the place. Richard runs into the toilets of the nightclub, and Storm runs in after him. Richard runs out of the bathroom unscathed, however, moments later, Storm runs out with a plunger over his head, his vision blinded. Storm - not seeing where he is going - runs back into the nightclub after Richard. He thinks that Richard is over in the other side of the bar, and runs towards it, desperate to finally get his hands on Richard. He then sweeps down to the floor with his arm out, in an attempt to clothesline the small man. However, Storm - still blinded - instead smashes his fist straight through a decorative drum kit. The plunger comes flying off of his head. Too angry to care, Storm brushes off the incident, gets back up, and charges towards Richard, who is in the other end of the room. The crowd continues to look on in complete shock. The montage continues as we see Storm dropkicking walls, pushing, jumping over, and sliding under the tables in the club, all in a desperate attempt to attack Richard. The montage ends as Richard makes his daring escape through a small window in one of the walls.

The music comes to a close, and the camera pans around the club to see it completely demolished. Storm and Ryan look at each other in anger and disappointment, however, Reagan and the men and women in the club are shocked, and do not know what to do or say. They then begin to hear police sirens in the distance. Ryan and Storm look at each other and know they have to get out. They then immediately charge for the door, leaving Reagan behind, running out of the club.

Outside, the two members of Danger Zone hide behind a bush along the edge of a building. The breath a sigh of relief as they have escaped.

Storm: Man, how on earth did we get out of that?

Ryan: I don't know... but what I do know is that we may get another dang lawsuit from Richard again...

Storm: Damnit! Why does it have to always happen to us?!

Ryan: Well, excuse me if you keep causing shit like that to happen whenever little people are involved! I just don't want to go to Little People's Court again!

The argument between the two is interrupted as they see police officers leave the club with someone in handcuffs. They look and see it is Reagan Cole. The officers place him in the police car and drive off with sirens going.

Storm: Son of a... poor Reag...

The two take a deep sigh as they see their guest get taken away by the police officers.

Ryan: Looks like we need to bail him out.

Storm: Should we? I mean...it will be a bit expensive...

Ryan: Please, Graham will probably have us fired if we don't get him back by Prisoners of Winter!

Storm: Good point...I mean, we may be one of the biggest money makers the company has, but we are far from Graham's favorites.

Ryan: With that, ladies and gentlemen we conclude the fifth edition of The Danger Show! Feel free to go back on ngw.com to see past episodes, and tune into Prisoners of Winter where Danger Zone will advance in the Minefield Marathon and I will have my first defense of the NGW Roulette Championship!

With Ryan being too loud with his outro, they bring the attention of someone from off-screen. By the sound of their voice, it can be assumed it is Richard.

Richard: Hey, you little shits! You owe me an apology!

Storm: Shi...uhh...Get ready!

On cue the two start running away off screen as the camera fades out, signifying the end of another Danger Show.

 

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