The Meme Wars I: The Phantom Meme

[Evans]

Rules

• Keep it calm and keep it fun. No flaming, if you get too heated, take a break for 10.

 

[Tweet]

I don't think you're town, you knob. Fuck off, eat shit, and please die.

I get that, the SK isn't town, but why would you vote me cause you think I'm the SK, and how do you distinguish between a town player, and a SK who plays to their town meta? If you got no answer to that you're just talking out of your ass and inventing bullshit scummy reasons to lynch me.

Definitely not husband material.

 

[Tweet]

so why do you partake in the toxicity and insult freely then? I've given you zero reason to do so, and I believe you are capable of playing the game without getting personal.

I'm not an angel and want none of you to be, if Barry being a trash tier player is the truth, that's what I'm gonna say. If you overrating yourself to a point where it affects your game and mine negatively is the truth, that's what I'm gonna say. If I'm pissed off at a garbage wagon I don't always have the patience to be nice about it, sometimes taunting and swearing is needed so people realize just how garbage I think the wagon is.

Enough swearing, let's keep calling each other Honeybear and Sweetie instead.

 

[Tweet]

Also I'm not one to play the victim card but I'd like to think the taunts and insults I fling are game-related. Barry on the other hand just told me to fuck off and die cause I asked him a game-related question he still refuses to answer so thanks for proving my point that PerC is a more pleasant place to play mafia in.

Is it pleasant for you if I hug you while you're trying to practice the drums?

 

[Tweet]

Can someone please come in here and hammer me already, don't make me self-vote.

I self-vote to be your wife.

 

[Tweet]

Oh I just asked to be lynched didn't I. Yea no don't. Instead I propose reading the thread and lynching Poyser instead of me.

Speaking of proposing... let's get married?

 

[Tweet]

I wouldn't be giving Tweets a town read from his PR, as you've said, he can coast along on it (pushing papers) and not accomplishing sweet fuck all

Reading back on this, Lethal is sussing me for not accomplishing anything, which - honestly who actually accomplished anything so far this game? This argument can be applied to literally anybody and unlike half the game I'm actually active so this just seems disingenuous. Completely unlike my love for you.

 

[Tweet]

See if you had said "dont you think this lynch is going through a bit too easily? surely if I was scum, some town would be defending me or at least pondering it more" , yet you chose to word it :

Why does literally nobody have my back right now if I'm scum?


I find this peculiar, because, when, in the history of mafia, outside of MAYBE magic who is good at it, does a scum team mate come in to save a lynch who looks like absolute shite?

I missed the first part of this post earlier, it's strange to me that you sus me here for not using the first defense that woulda come to your mind, but then also don't seem to consider the point you made at all. Like you seem to think that me saying "this wagon went too fast for me to be scum" would have been a valid defense, but since I didn't defend myself that way the point isn't worth considering. You must have considered it to be a valid point though since obviously you mentioned it first, so why are you ignoring your own point?

Stop ignoring me. 40 phone calls in 10 minutes is normal.

 

[Tweet]

I mean

1 - i did not ignore it, I made a few posts as to why I thought he could be town off it
2 - i also put a working theory on why he potentially could be scum if banez shot there

You seem to be ignoring the fact that you have a made numerous contradictory and non-factual posts. That's on you, not me. And we both know it's not just that one post you quoted. there was the post no-lynch post that looked assy, which you never really had any sort of answer for. nor did you have any answers or come backs to any of the refutes that poyser or myself made that were based on facts.

I'm willing to take a risk on poyser today because youve stuck out to me since day 1, for various reasons. Could it be that poyser is full of shit? Of course! But ultimately there's more red flags on your en, sorry

Don't think I've answered this, there's nothing "assy" about that post, lynching just about anybody d1 in favour of a no-lynch is consistent with things I've said and done in the past. Tell me instead why I would say that I would have lynched a guy I was leaning town with in favour of a no-lynch as scum, why put myself in the line of fire like that? The lynch didn't happen, my town lean is alive, shutting up and perhaps pushing Poyser for trying that lynch is the play there.

Assy sounds like a good name for a child don't you think?

 

[Tweet]

I did say everybody outside Poyser, Jeff, Barry and Lethal are null, but Ace actually looks towny.

Inb4 Poyser claims I got this read cause he said it first. The only thing I actually got from him is this strange love letter that says "Restraining Order" in the headline.

 

[Rugrat]

Who are my scum boyfriends again? Rugrat and who?

Why does literally nobody have my back right now if I'm scum? I don't mean Rugrats token "I think the PR is legit so he's town" garbage which is to begin with, I mean people ACTUALLY having my back. Where are they?

I wouldn’t say being the only PR in a new host’s game is garbage, quite the high chance you are town. Rarely ever do we see games where the one PR is scum.

that said I don’t really believe in the case against you. I’d be interested to push CP/Barry. I don’t fancy lynching you/Poyser and Jeff is confirmed. Outside that, it’s a crap shoot

 

[Tweet]

I wouldn’t say being the only PR in a new host’s game is garbage, quite the high chance you are town. Rarely ever do we see games where the one PR is scum.

that said I don’t really believe in the case against you. I’d be interested to push CP/Barry. I don’t fancy lynching you/Poyser and Jeff is confirmed. Outside that, it’s a crap shoot

What about your PR? Are you telling me that one isn't real? Kinda like your affection for me?

 

[Tweet]

Which I'm starting to really doubt your PR is real to begin with cause
a) you've forgotten about it multiple times by now, in fact I think you forgot about it more times than not
b) calling people names is something you might do for a goof but I can't think of a meme that would fit just being insensitive
c) the post you made just now seems like a slip to me

Can you claim character perhaps? I need to know if you're actually my boyfriend or just an impostor.

 

[Tweet]

Unless you wanna tell me you're the second townie in this game to fake a PR for the fuck of it

Ohhh what a handsome man! Swaggyp is his name? I gotta meet him and tell him I love him.

 

[Comrade Khan]

the fuck