The Hardcore Title Game

[Catfish Billy]

I'm sure most of you know to how to play but, just in case:

- The game starts with someone declaring themselves as champion. The next person posts an interesting/crazy way of winning the title and they are now champion. Then, someone does the same to the same to them and becomes champion. And so on ...

- You can win the belt whenever.

- You cannot rename the belt.

I'll start :

While, lurking through the depths of Pulse Billy finds an old chest. He opens it and sees a shiny gold belt with the words 'HARDCORE' on the main plate.
Billy declares himself as the first champion.

 

[Postman Dave]

Linebacker rolls up Billy for three then runs down the hallway celebrating.

 

[Starlight]

As Linebreaker is celebrating his win Julliet comes out from behind the shadow with fish in hand and knocks him out and goes for the cover to capture the belt.

lol.

 

[Postman Dave]

this isn't the first time fish have been my downfall....

 

[Catfish Billy]

I'm scrapping the time rule! ANARCHY!

Suddenly, Julliet is captured by a group Somalian pirates. After four weeks on a ship still with the belt she is brought to an old scrapyard. A masked man hands over a suitcase and Julliet is given to her. He stands on her weak body - 1, 2, 3! The man unmasks himself as Catfish Billy. He is the new hardcore champion.

 

[Postman Dave]

One of the pirates then takes the suitcase and smacks Billy round the noggin. He removes the facepaint and disguise to reveal the Linebacker, and then pins Billy for the title.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

B-Lazy comes up behind Linebacker hitting him over the head with a John Cena Fruity Pebble Box and pins him to become champion.

 

[Catfish Billy]

Billy pushes B Lazy over and he is too lazy to get back up. 1, 2, 3! Billy's the new champion!

 

[Castiel]

Cas simply asks for the title and sense Billy is such a bitch he lays down waiting for Cas to cover him, Cas then pours a barrel of hot water over Billy's face scolding him and covers him with one foot. Cas then puts on a suit as he's now a heel champion.

 

[Smart Marx]

I'm scrapping the time rule! ANARCHY!

Suddenly, Julliet is captured by a group Somalian pirates. After four weeks on a ship still with the belt she is brought to an old scrapyard. A masked man hands over a suitcase and Julliet is given to her. He stands on her weak body - 1, 2, 3! The man unmasks himself as Catfish Billy. He is the new hardcore champion.

This is HARDCORE. There are no rules. All rules are abandoned.

Cas simply asks for the title and sense Billy is such a bitch he lays down waiting for Cas to cover him, Cas then pours a barrel of hot water over Billy's face scolding him and covers him with one foot. Cas then puts on a suit as he's now a heel champion.

Yours and everyone's favorite #HEEL slides up behind Castiel banding an Angel's blade!

Heel stabs Cas in the back to his shock and dismay. Cas falls down leaving a smoky residue of his ashed wings.

#HEEL covers the ashes for the 1. 2. 3.

The NEW Hardcore champion declares from this point forth the belt be referred to as the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title.

1st-time SHIT Champion #HEEL

 

[Castiel]

My only weakness....

 

[Catfish Billy]

The NEW Hardcore champion declares from this point forth the belt be referred to as the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title.

1st-time SHIT Champion #HEEL

There's always that one douche ....

Billy lights a match and farts the fire into #HEEL's mouth. Now we get why it's called the SHIT Champion. Billy covers - 1, 2, 3! New SHIT Champion.

 

[Sabretooth]

There's always that one douche ....

Billy lights a match and farts the fire into #HEEL's mouth. Now we get why it's called the SHIT Champion. Billy covers - 1, 2, 3! New SHIT Champion.

ViperRKO comes up behind and breaks a mirror over Billy's head and pins him to become the new shit champion.

Aftervthe match he takes a piece of broken mirror and stabs it so far through Billy's head that it comes out the other side.

R.I.P. Catfish Billy. You will be missed

 

[Catfish Billy]

ViperRKO comes up behind and breaks a mirror over Billy's head and pins him to become the new shit champion.

Aftervthe match he takes a piece of broken mirror and stabs it so far through Billy's head that it comes out the other side.

R.I.P. Catfish Billy. You will be missed

ViperRKO doesn't know that Billy is Immortal. Billy stands back up and freezes ViperRKO. He takes his wallet and takes his address. He goes to Viper's house and gets a blowjob from his sister. He comes back and pushes Viper over and pins him. NEW CHAMPION!

 

[Sabretooth]

ViperRKO doesn't know that Billy is Immortal. Billy stands back up and freezes ViperRKO. He takes his wallet and takes his address. He goes to Viper's house and gets a blowjob from his sister. He comes back and pushes Viper over and pins him. NEW CHAMPION!

Viper injects himself with the Titan formula and becomes as strong as Bane. He breaks Billy's back and pins him to become the new shit/hardcore champion