The Hardcore Title Game

[Smart Marx]

Killjoy.

How does it not make sense? Most battle royals say both feet have to touch the ground to be eliminated. Billy had no legs and no feet so he could not be eliminated.

If it means so much, #HEEL win the belt. Billy pins him after. New SHIT Champion.

That was stated because HBK landed one foot on the outside but held on and got back in the ring.

If your entire body is lying on the floor, you are eliminated. A legless man isn't immune to being eliminated! :

#HEEL smashes an acoustic equalizer of Billy's head as he was celebrating his win. 1. 2. 3. NEW Champion!

#HEEL looks at the belt for a moment before giving it to a small member of the audience.

The little girl raises her new possession high above her head!

1st-time SHIT Champion Little Girl in the front row

 

[Catfish Billy]

That was stated because HBK landed one foot on the outside but held on and got back in the ring.

If your entire body is lying on the floor, you are eliminated. A legless man isn't immune to being eliminated! :

#HEEL smashes an acoustic equalizer of Billy's head as he was celebrating his win. 1. 2. 3. NEW Champion!

#HEEL looks at the belt for a moment before giving it to a small member of the audience.

The little girl raises her new possession high above her head!

1st-time SHIT Champion Little Girl in the front row

Billy superkicks the little girl and pins her. New SHIT Champion. He continues to kick the crap out of her afterwards because he's a bad ass motherfricker!

 

[Sabretooth]

That was stated because HBK landed one foot on the outside but held on and got back in the ring.

If your entire body is lying on the floor, you are eliminated. A legless man isn't immune to being eliminated! :

#HEEL smashes an acoustic equalizer of Billy's head as he was celebrating his win. 1. 2. 3. NEW Champion!

#HEEL looks at the belt for a moment before giving it to a small member of the audience.

The little girl raises her new possession high above her head!

1st-time SHIT Champion Little Girl in the front row

ViperRKO comes running through the audience and hits the little girl in the head with a crowbar caving her skull in. New shit champion... Rko

 

[Smart Marx]

Billy superkicks the little girl and pins her. New SHIT Champion. He continues to kick the crap out of her afterwards because he's a bad ass motherfricker!

ViperRKO comes running through the audience and hits the little girl in the head with a crowbar caving her skull in. New shit champion... Rko

#HEEL arrives with authorities to have you both arrested, you sick fucks, for attacking a defenseless child.

#HEEL picks up the strap and declares himself the champion again.

4-time SHIT Champion

 

[Catfish Billy]

#HEEL arrives with authorities to have you both arrested, you sick fucks, for attacking a defenseless child.

#HEEL picks up the strap and declares himself the champion again.

4-time SHIT Champion

Billy gets out on bail thanks to a generous contribution from Dr. Phil and chases #HEEL through the amusement park before kicking him in the balls on the tea cups and pinning him. NEW SHIT CHAMPION!

 

[Sabretooth]

Billy gets out on bail thanks to a generous contribution from Dr. Phil and chases #HEEL through the amusement park before kicking him in the balls on the tea cups and pinning him. NEW SHIT CHAMPION!

ViperRKO's father bails him out of jail. RKO goes to the amusement park. He climbs to the top of a roller coaster and brawls with Billy. RKO throws Billy off the roller coaster to the concrete below. RKO pins him and becomes the new... Attitude Era champion

 

[Postman Dave]

ViperRKo goes to hug a clown at the amusement park, but the clown is revealed to be The Linebacker who locks in a Tazzmission for the submission win.

 

[Catfish Billy]

ViperRKo goes to hug a clown at the amusement park, but the clown is revealed to be The Linebacker who locks in a Tazzmission for the submission win.

Billy hits Linebacker with a Pepsi Plunge off of a roller coaster and pins him. New champion.

Billy then, Bitch slaps ViperRKO for calling it the Attitude Era title. He renames it the Fat Asians Galore title - a.k.a. the FAG Title

 

[Postman Dave]

Billy buys some cotton candy, but suddenly starts choking on it. Linebacker takes the opportunity to roll him up for the title, before jumping in a helicopter to head to Germany.

 

[Sabretooth]

Billy buys some cotton candy, but suddenly starts choking on it. Linebacker takes the opportunity to roll him up for the title, before jumping in a helicopter to head to Germany.

ViperRKO latches a ride on to the helicopter with his batarang. He breaks the window and fights linebacker. He takes a fire extinguisher and smashes it over linebackers head. Linebacker falls out of the helicopter to the water below. After a week of searching for the body it is never found. ViperRKO is the new FAG champion

 

[Smart Marx]

ViperRKO latches a ride on to the helicopter with his batarang. He breaks the window and fights linebacker. He takes a fire extinguisher and smashes it over linebackers head. Linebacker falls out of the helicopter to the water below. After a week of searching for the body it is never found. ViperRKO is the new FAG champion

ViperRKO walks away from the park with his title when a member of the paparazzi jumps out of the bush to snap a photo of him. The flash blinds ViperRKO. The man grasps Viper by the hair and hurls him into the river. The man reveals himself to be #HEEL. He looks down at the strap... when it dawns on him that he really doesn't want to be a FAG. #HEEL chucks the title into the river with the ViperRKO.

STILL the FAG Champion ViperRKO.

 

[Sabretooth]

ViperRKO comes out of the water and realizes there are no challengers left so he decides to retire the title.

 

[Jay Dee]

After hearing that the title has been retired, Jay Dee heads to a local boxing event where there is a double title match, at the main event Jay Dee jumps into the ring, chokeslamming both the boxers and pins both of them, with a threatening look at the referee the ref calls the 3, takes both titles, fighting off every angry fan and leaving the building.

The next day he calls a press conference announcing himself the Twin World Annihilation Tournament champion. Shortened to TWAT Champ

 

[Sabretooth]

ViperRKO drops an atomic bomb on JayDee blowing him to bits.

New TWAT champion ViperRKO

 

[Smart Marx]

Congrats are in order to the Champion of TWATS - ViperRKO.