The first thing/word _____ would teach his/her kids would be...

[Hidden Blaze]

First thing kenfan would teach his kids is how to get pussy

 

[KenFan4life]

First Thing blaze would teach his kids would be: "to piss off people at forums and bust posers like famou$."


First Thing Mike Chaos would teach his kids would be: "To Get Drunk and Drink and To Do drugs and smoke meth and Have Random Drunk Sex with Pillows and To Take Pills with chocolate milk and to eat viatimins with their cheerios."


First Thing Rell would teach his kids to do would be: "To Be A Black-BITCH!!!...Ya-heard NI'G'Ger!!!"


First Thing Jasmine would teach her kids would be : "To Have E-Crushes on Good-Quality-Posters and help fat milkmaker-crybabies get through their personnal issues and such...ohh,and she' might teach her kids how to jerk people offf using their feet(like them cathouse-girls)."


First Thing Durk Turkish Would Teach His Kids would be: "To Read Books and Verbally-Bitch about the quality of People's Writing Skills, wether it be online or in reallife."


First Thing LadyHotRod would teach her kids would be; "I dunno...honestly, I think she might either (A Pull a Chris Benoit and Kill her own kid...or (B She'll raise her kid to be a Spartan and to flame for Glory!"



First Thing SharkBoy would teach her kids would be : "To Tag along with The Ne'gro-Boyz and learn the spamming ways of Greatness..ya-heard!?"


First Thing Brian Kenderick's Penis-Vein would teach his kids would be: "How to have a year long title reign on smackdown, only to get jobbed out-hardcore on RAW for the next year...ohhh, and how to Life-Weights and not tear any muscles..."



First Thing Shane(pussie-badass) would teach her kids would be: "To Stalk Rell or Qwan or any other Neg'ro'z!"



First Thing Chuck Zombie would teach his kids would be: "To Remember to always wear a condom while posting at IWF...so they could learn to post-safely on the net."



Peepshow would teach his kids wow to : "Asskiss their way to the top...."

 

[Hidden Blaze]

lmao...thats some good ones

 

[Qwake]

Kenfan Nigg'a I don't tag along! I lead the way

Jake tags along co well...meh, most of us already know

 

[KenFan4life]

First Thing "This Guy" would teach his kids would be:"To Never-Ever Give Out Your Real Name and To keep it a Mystery..."


First Thing Kassidy would teach her kids would be:"To Never ever-grow any boobs and to wear fish-netz and buy tons of plastic-ninja-weapons for randomly no reason whatsoever, and do dye their hair more times then Jeff Hardy..."



Knicky would teach his kids how to:"...one-word..E-FED!"(nothing wrong-with-that).


First Thing Dylanfsd would teach his kids would be: "How To Write Porn-nOvels."

 

[Australian Badass]

LOL

You do realise Kassidy is a dude right?

 

[the dark knight]

I have never closed a thread in the Flame section. But thanks for always trying to make me look like the bad guy around here. And again the topic graveyard may have mostly my stuff in it, but were talking old trivia threads and betting threads. None of which need to stay opened when there done. Pardon me for trying to keep my sections clean and organized.

i dont check the flame section much, but you did close a couple of hiat threads before. montana's the one who closes and deletes shit frm the flame section cuz he thinks its "wrong" no:.

and i thought i said its not a bad thing when you clean up your section lol. read my post again..

 

[Hidden Blaze]

bump lol.

The first thing C4 would teach his kid is how to make announcement on how he is changing when people don't like him.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

The first thing Blaze would teach is his kid (provided that a girl would actually touch him) would be how to stalk a celebrity and not be funny.

 

[monkeystyle]

Everything's changed now.

First thing I teach my kid is how to Say "Yes, dear".

Best advice he'll ever get tbh.

Either that or I'll just teach him how to say nigger and be done with it.

 

[LKP]

I tought my kid to get daddy a beer from the fridge. He is nearly 1 he don't get it yet.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The first thing Blaze would teach is his kid (provided that a girl would actually touch him) would be how to stalk a celebrity and not be funny.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

The first thing Blaze and his cousin would teach their kids to do would be a douchebag.

 

[KenFan4life]

LOL

You do realise Kassidy is a dude right?

whoa...what?:strongsad: