The first thing/word _____ would teach his/her kids would be...

[Australian Badass]

This is a game I though about in the SB, after saying that the first thing This Guy taught his daughter was to give an infraction...Just imagine everyone on IWF will have kids one day, based on them on the forum, you have to say what the first thing they would teach their children would be (or first word) Now, this is NOT to be serious, so no obvious shit like "The first word T.A.B would teach his kids would be "daddy" none of that, you have to be funny...or atleast attempt to be funny...Some of my own:

First thing TDK would teach his kids: How to cut your wrist

First thing Rell would teach his kids: How to change your IP

First word Chuck would teach his kid: idiot

First thing Mat would teach his kids: how to look at porn

First thing Kaedon would teach his kid: Dissing smarks

I might do some more later.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

^Are you sure Kaedon wouldn't teach them to ask for a burger?

 

[Australian Badass]

yeah that too.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

First thing Alexmoss would teach to his kids would be how to create multiple accounts on a forum

 

[Qwake]

haha lmao! first thing bkb would teach his kids is how to be random lol. remember when you said I ate all the chips lol bkb

 

[the dark knight]

First thing TDK would teach his kids: TDK would not teach his kids anything
First thing Kaedon would teach his kids: How to gain 300lbs in 3 days
First thing Wrestling station would teach his kids: How to rip GFX
First thing Monkeystyle would teach his kids: How to smoke some pot
First thing This guy would teach his kids: how to close threads
First thing Shane would teach his kids: how to join internet forums
First thing Mat would teach his kids: it would be a disaster if that guy had a kid in the 1st place
First thing Soulpower would teach his kids: how to hate triple h
First thing Great one would teach his kids: how to cry in the rain
First thing Chuck would teach his kids: how to hate TDK
First thing peepshow would teach his kids: how to jerk off
First thing kenfan would teach his kids: how not to think
First thing montana would teach his kids: how not to do anything on the forum
First thing nation would teach his kids: how to bashley
First thing C4 would teach his kids: how to take the internet too seriously
First thing weebo would teach his kids: how to take the internet too seriously part II


k bored. gonna add more later

 

[Qwake]

First words mat teaches his kids: Giggidy Giggidy GOO!!!

 

[Gards Jr.]

First thing BKB and Andrew~Walker would teach there kids: How to bag out GardsJr

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

^^Incorrect Gards.

First thing bkb would teach his kids: How to be awesome like him

 

[Qwake]

^^ you reak of awesomeness

first thing Sharkboy teaches his kids: How to swim! duh!

TDK sings to his kid. these wrists are made for cutting, thats just what well do...
Soulpower would teach his kip how to get an afro!

 

[Wrestling Station]

TDK would teach his kids one proverb! "Dont think that life is worth living!"
Chuck would teach his kids: how to play guitar
Monkeystyle would teach his kids how to take drugs without getting caught!
Wrestling Station would teach his kids how to be professional
Kaedon would teach his kids the meaning of the word "queerination" lol
Great One would teach his kids how to never change a sig for 3 years.
Peepshow would teach his kids how to become a loyal sheep for a crappy wrestling promo and kiss ass for a living
Mat would teach his kids how to be on the shoutbox 24/7
C4 would teach his kids how to hate Weebo
Weebo would teach his kids how to be jealous from your own shadow
This Guy would teach his kids how to make trivia tournaments
Italian Outsider would teach his kids how to survive with 1 ball!
Matthardyv1 would teach his kids how to always bash others and call them n00bs!
SNACKZ would teach his kids how to be a businessman by selling T-shirts through the internet!
Montana would teach his kids how to be a ghost member.
Hulkstar would teach his kids how to act a self-proclaimed n00b ROFL.
Alexmoss would teach his kids how to be lunatic talking to yourself and acting as if you were actually two persons!
XBA would teach his kids how to be a celebrity without fame
Famou$ would teach his kids how to deny Chicago and act as a New Yorker
Rell would teach his kids how to be hairless on forums and hairy dog in real life
Nation would teach his kids how to become a gold standard :shifty:
Soulpower would teach his kids how to posse in a unique style!

 

[Christian]

lmao

Monkeystyle would teach his kids how to take drugs without getting caught!

represent

 

[John]

First thing Alexmoss would teach to his kids would be how to create multiple accounts on a forum

On a different thread i said post of the year. i think this is an even better one.

 

[PeepShow]

First thing peepshow would teach his kids: how to jerk off

I actually have not done that in quite some time. Thanks for reminding me though.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

TDK: I don't hate you.

WS: You're actually pretty close. I was thinking about having my kid learn guitar at an early age.