The Douche List

[Joey]

Add Ann Coulter


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[Swamps]

Thank you Wang! I shall give a formal acceptance speech for this great honor later in the VIP Section!

It will be a black tie event!

 

[Postman Dave]

Thank you Wang! I shall give a formal acceptance speech for this great honor later in the VIP Section!

It will be a black tie event!

Yes, I love a chance to suit up!

 

[Wang Chung]

I don't own a black tie

using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

 

[Swamps]

Its OK. Just run down to Spencer's and buy a tuxedo T-shirt.

 

[Wang Chung]

Its OK. Just run down to Spencer's and buy a tuxedo T-shirt.

Awe man that is why you are the coolest swamps

using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

You should probably follow Alexander Wang's advice and add him to the list

 

[Wang Chung]

Alexander deserves his own special award

Destroying Sith with my Kindle Fire on Tapatalk

 

[Swamps]

Alexander deserves his own special award

Destroying Sith with my Kindle Fire on Tapatalk

How about the "Buttknocker of the Year" award?

 

[Wang Chung]

That works I was thinking the dumb ass jackass

using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

 

[Wang Chung]

SPRINT AND THEIR CRAPPY CUSTOMER SERVICE

Sprint has become the kings of Doucheness over the last 10 years. I called them because I was having trouble with using the Sprint Zone to pay a bill. When I finally got through to a representative they told me that they could not take my payment over the phone nor could they do anything and that I had to use the Sprint Zone because they can't do anything anymore other than offer advice. What the hell kind of company is that. When you can't get something to work the right way and then some foreign moron from India who you can barely understand tells you that you can't get any help from them. I have only kept the service because I have unlimited everything and if I changed carriers I have a $500 service fee. I had a friend that wanted to drop his son's tablet from his service and the people from India would not help him after talking to them for an hour and requesting to be transferred to an American representative to which they denied. Sprint is a joke and has earned their spot in the Douche Hall of Fame.​

 

[Lover Boy]

It's back!

Don't know personally how bad Sprint is as we don't have it here but I've heard that it's pretty poor before.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Yeah I have the same thing with Telus in Canada. Except I'm talking to people in the Philippines, not India.

 

[Swamps]

I remember when I made the list! It was during my last heel turn. Such a happy day!

Remember my acceptance speech?

 

[Petty]

Can we add the Cincinnati Bengals Dre Kilpatrick for allowing a rapper from my city to allow him to leave and drive drunk, killing himself, and two innocent people, injuring another man. And, have the nerve to tweet it and say it was his fault and please don't let your loved ones drive drunk.

It just seems the tweets didn't seem genuine to me. I guess atleast he was honest about it and just stated he was with him before the crash.