TEW Predicts the Future (Sim BTB)

[Sky]

WWE let Charlotte go?

As SD Women's Champ, no less

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Bob Backlund and Ted DiBiase? RIP

 

[Chris]

This universe has more than delivered

 

[Hoss]

I love GFW of Honor for the record.

 

[Sky]

AUGUST 2021
This Isn't Fair​

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Major Events​

NXT TakeOver 36
Friday, August 13, 2021

1. Sareee d. Kacy Catanzaro (DQ)
2. Pete Dunne/Drake Maverick/Joaquin Wilde d. Leon Ruff/August Grey/Enoch Rodger
3. Cameron Grimes/Robert Stone d. Tony Nese/Sunil Singh (DQ)
4. Scarlett d. Ember Moon d. Candice LeRae d. Chelsea Green
5. NXT Cruiserweight Championship - Tommaso Ciampa (c) d. Ariya Daivari
6. Roderick Strong d. KUSHIDA d. Isaiah "Swerve" Scott
7. NXT Championship - Damian Priest d. Adam Cole (c) (DQ)
8. NXT North American Championship - Fabian Aichner d. Velveteen Dream (c)

Impact Unbreakable
Friday, August 20, 2021

1. Jake O'Reilly d. Bhupinder Singh d. Jayson Cyprus
2. Alex Shelley/Chris Sabin/Shawn Daivari d. Fallah Bahh/Daniel Parker/Franky the Mobster
3. Katie Forbes d. Kylie Rae
4. Moose d. EC3 d. Jae Rukin
5. Trent Gibson d. Petey Williams
6. Eric Young d. Rich Swann
7. Aron Stevens d. Mathieu St. Jacques
8. Impact Knockouts Championship Number 1 Contender - Nevaeh d. Su Yung d. Tenille Dashwood d. Havok
9. Braxton Sutter/Dave Crist d. Tommy Dreamer/Heath

AEW August Anarchy
Saturday, August 21, 2021

1. Nyla Rose d. Mel d. Yuka Sakazaki d. Kris Statlander
2. Reba d. Britt Baker d. Serena Deeb d. Big Swole
3. Penelope Ford d. Hikaru Shida
4. AEW Women's Championship Tooth and Nail - Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. (c) d. Tay Conti
5. Dustin Rhodes/Brian Cage/Eddie Kingston d. Joey Janela/Dax Harwood/Cash Wheeler (CO)
6. Miro d. MJF d. Scorpio Sky
7. Matt Hardy d. Lance Archer
8. Cody Rhodes/Shawn Spears d. Best Friends (Jake Hager/Chuck Taylor)
9. AEW Tag Team Championship Ladder Match - Kenny Omega/Hangman Adam Page d. The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson/Nick Jackson) (c)

WWE SummerSlam
Sunday, August 29, 2021

1. Carmella d. Peyton Royce
2. WWE 24/7 Championship - Karrion Kross (c) d. Elias (DQ)
3. RAW Women's Championship - Alexa Bliss (c) d. Bianca Belair d. Naomi d. RECKONING
4. Sasha Banks d. Zelina Vega d. Shayna Baszler
5. Sheamus/Big E/Kofi Kingston d. Jeff Hardy/Dolph Ziggler/Robert Roode
6. Apollo Crews/MVP d. The Miz/Finn Balor
7. WWE Intercontinental Championship - Titus O'Neil d. Samoa Joe (c) *
8. Shinsuke Nakamura d. Rey Mysterio
9. Andrade d. Bray Wyatt
10. Seth Rollins d. Kevin Owens
11. WWE Universal Championship (vacant) - Roman Reigns d. Edge
12. WWE Championship - Randy Orton (c) d. Drew McIntyre

* There was legitimate heat on this match over weight-gate. Samoa Joe no-sold the finish, Austin Aries at BFG 2018-style, and walked out of the building, never to return to WWE.

Other Title Changes​

2021-08-11 N/A - WWE Universal Championship: AJ Styles -> VACANT
2021-08-11 N/A - WWE NXT Women's Championship: Santana Garrett -> VACANT
2021-08-18 WWE NXT - WWE NXT Cruiserweight Championship: Tommaso Ciampa -> Ariya Daivari
2021-08-25 WWE NXT - WWE NXT Women's Championship: VACANT -> Sareee
2021-08-28 N/A - WWE NXT Championship: Adam Cole -> VACANT

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Signings and Departures​

WWE
In:
Out: Lana, Kavita Devi, RIcochet, Murphy, Triple H, Matt Bloom, Darrick Moore, Eddie Orengo, Danilo Anfibio, Drake Wuertz, AJ Styles, Santana Garrett, Drew Gulak, Kayla Braxton, Lacey Evans, Shotzi Blackheart, Stephanie McMahon, Sylvain Grenier, Dio Maddin, Jinder Mahal, Tucker, JoJo, Oney Lorcan, Danny Burch, Jessika Carr, Michael Cole, Chad Gable, Brendan Vink, D-Von Dudley, Cesaro, Erik, Austin Theory, John Laurinaitis, Adam Cole, Samoa Joe
AEW
In:
Out:
Impact
In:
Out:

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Business Updates​

WWE
Jesus Christ, Shane, you're 42 million in the hole. What are you doing?! Your sister's even left the company! Why are you accepting the head booker position? You can't book a promotion like you can't run a company!
AEW
Here's a weird randomly generated relationship for you. Peter Avalon with Yuka Sakazaki.
Impact
None.

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Happenings​

NWA is seriously growing, thanks to the arrival of ex-WWE stars such as Consequences Creed (Xavier Woods), Adam the Brawn (Braun Strowman) and Ashley Flair (Charlotte); Shinsuke Nakamura, who is working for both WWE and NWA; and former American Football player Brett "Giant" Greenwood, who at 6'10" and 317 lbs, has been described as "2021's Goldberg". Let me know if you want to know NWA supershow results in future.
Retirements: Buff Bagwell, Bill Dundee, Mitsuo Momota, Headbanger Thrasher
Deaths: None.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

 

[Chris]

The story of Titus continues to grow

 

[Sky]

sEPTEMBER 2021
How The Fuck Are WWE Still Alive?​

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Major Events​

NXT TakeOver 37
Friday, September 10, 2021

1. Jessi Kamea d. Simone Johnson (CO)
2. NXT Cruiserweight Championship - Ariya Daivari (c) d. Leon Ruff (Referee Stoppage) *
3. Timothy Thatcher/Tony Nese/Fabian Aichner d. Cal Bloom/Curt Stallion/Enoch Rodger
4. NXT Women's Championship - Sareee (c) d. Chelsea Green
5. Ember Moon d. Mercedes Martinez d. Scarlett
6. Raquel Gonzalez d. Dakota Kai
7. NXT Tag Team Championship - The Undisputed ERA (Bobby Fish/Kyle O'Reilly) (c) d. Damian Priest/Robert Stone
8. I Quit Match - Pete Dunne d. Tommaso Ciampa

* Ruff suffered a legitimate neck injury and will be out for 3 months.

Impact Victory Road
Friday, September 17, 2021

1. Jordynne Grace d. Deonna Purrazzo d. Kylie Rae
2. Kimber Lee/Tasha Steelz d. Su Yung/Havok
3. Moose/Kaito Kiyomiya/Trent Gibson d. EC3/Cody Deaner/Cousin Jake
4. Rich Swann d. Petey Williams d. Jae Rukin
5. Dave Crist/Mathieu St. Jacques d. Eric Young/Lionel Knight
6. Nevaeh d. Kiera Hogan d. Alisha
7. Katie Forbes d. Rosemary (DQ)
8. TJP d. Braxton Sutter
9. Impact Tag Team Championship - Ballistic Society (Kenny Omega/Johnny Impact) (c) d. Tommy Dreamer/Heath

AEW All Out
Saturday, September 18, 2021

1. Serena Deeb d. Emi Sakura
2. AEW Women's Championship - Brandi Rhodes (c) d. Tay Conti d. Anna Jay d. Leva Bates
3. Chuck Taylor d. Lance Archer d. Sammy Guevara d. CIMA
4. Reba d. Kris Statlander (DQ)
5. Penelope Ford d. Hikaru Shida
6. Miro/Dustin Rhodes/Eddie Kingston d. MJF/Wardlow/Scorpio Sky
7. Matt Sydal d. Joey Janela
8. Hangman Adam Page d. Shawn Spears
9. Submissions Only - Cody Rhodes d. Jake Hager

WWE Hell in a Cell
Sunday, September 26, 2021

1. Natalya d. Aliyah (CO)
2. SmackDown Women's Championship (vacant) - Candice LeRae d. Peyton Royce
3. MVP/Humberto Carrillo/Otis d. Fabian Aichner/Montez Ford/Angelo Dawkins
4. Shayna Baszler d. Naomi
5. Sasha Banks/Bianca Belair d. Carmella/Scarlett (DQ)
6. Finn Balor/The Miz d. Sheamus/Velveteen Dream
7. WWE Intercontinental Championship - Titus O'Neil (c) d. Dolph Ziggler
8. WWE United States Championship - King Corbin (c) d. Apollo Crews d. Tommaso Ciampa
9. Kevin Owens/Andrade d. The New Day (Big E/Kofi Kingston)
10. WWE Championship Elimination - Randy Orton (c) d. Bobby Lashley d. Jeff Hardy d. Mojo Rawley
11. WWE Universal Championship Hell in a Cell - Roman Reigns (c) d. Shinsuke Nakamura

Other Title Changes​

2021-09-08 WWE NXT - WWE NXT North American Championship: Fabian Aichner -> Cameron Grimes
2021-09-09 N/A - WWE RAW Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss -> VACANT
2021-09-22 AEW Dynamite - AEW TNT Championship: Brodie Lee -> Miro
2021-10-04 WWE RAW (pre-taped) - WWE RAW Women's Championship: VACANT -> Shayna Baszler

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Signings and Departures​

WWE
In:
Out: Paige, Zelina Vega, Jake Atlas, Booker T, Bronson Reed, Alexa Bliss, Vic Joseph
AEW
In:
Out: Luther, Chuck Taylor
Impact
In:
Out: Sami Callihan, Eddie Edwards, Rhino (I only just noticed they signed exclusive deals with NJPW)

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Business Updates​

WWE
Bruce Prichard has gotten himself into hot water on Twitter, but WWE have to keep him on and face the criticism as their staff are looking threadbare as it is.
WWE are calling up non-champion NXT talent en masse to plug holes in a depleted roster.
Over in NXT, Pete Dunne has been added to the Undisputed ERA.
AEW
None.
Impact
Alex Shelley seems disappointingly flabby recently.

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Happenings​

NJPW, in an attempt to make cutbacks, has sold off its US-based dojo.
Kana (the former Asuka) has signed for Ring of Honor. No word as to whether the entire Women of Honor division has left out of fear for their lives.
Retirements: ODB, TAKA Michinoku, Psicosis, Joe E. Legend, Wild Bill Irwin, Blue Panther, Val Venis, Gran Akuma, The Barbarian
Deaths: None.

 

[Chris]

Mojo Rawley getting a title shot on PPV

 

[Sky]

October 2021
Oh hey, this exists​

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Major Events​

NXT TakeOver 38
Friday, October 15, 2021

1. Santos Escobar d. Julian Ryan
2. Chase Parker/Matt Martel/Samir Singh d. Curt Stallion/August Grey/Enoch Rodger
3. Jessamyn Duke d. Marina Shafir d. Brandi Lauren d. Simone Johnson
4. Mercedes Martinez/Jessi Kamea d. Karen Yu/Mariel Besant
5. Loser Leaves NXT - Xia Li d. Ember Moon
6. Karrion Kross/Damian Priest d. Timothy Thatcher/Sunil Singh
7. Cal Bloom d. Pete Dunne (DQ)
8. NXT Women's Championship - Sareee (c) d. Chelsea Green d. Raquel Gonzalez

AEW Into the WrestleVerse
Saturday, October 23, 2021

1. Britt Baker d. Serena Deeb
2. Leva Bates d. Big Swole
3. Orange Cassidy d. Wardlow d. Eddie Kingston d. Scorpio Sky
4. The Natural Nightmares (Dustin Rhodes/QT Marshall) d. Santana/Ortiz
5. Matt Sydal/The Butcher/The Blade d. Shawn Spears/Cash Wheeler/Dax Harwood
6. AEW Women's Championship - Brandi Rhodes (c) d. Yuka Sakazaki
7. Jake Hager d. Joey Janela
8. Last Man Standing - Kenny Omega d. Hangman Adam Page
9. Cody Rhodes d. MJF d. Matt Hardy[/I]

Impact Bound for Glory
Sunday, October 24, 2021

1. Jordynne Grace d. Tasha Steelz
2. Six-Way Scramble, Last Pinfall Wins - TJP d. Petey Williams d. Madman Fulton d. Jake O'Reilly d. Jayson Cyprus d. Daniel Parker
3. Moose/Acey Romero/Shawn Daivari d. EC3/Cody Deaner/Cousin Jake
4. Rosemary d. Keira Hogan
5. Rich Swann d. Lionel Knight (DQ)
6. Aron Stevens d. Dave Crist
7. Mathieu St. Jacques d. Heath
8. Alisha d. Su Yung
9. Impact Tag Team Championship - Ballistic Society (Kenny Omega/Johnny Impact) (c) d. Tommy Dreamer/Trent Gibson

WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Sunday, October 31, 2021

1. Natalya d. Carmella d. Peyton Royce
2. WWE Raw Women's Championship Tables Match - Shayna Baszler (c) d. Bianca Belair d. Dakota Kai d. Aliyah
3. Sasha Banks d. Scarlett
4. Chairs Match - Sheamus d. Johnny Gargano
5. Ladder Match - Big E/Kofi Kingston/Velveteen Dream d. Elias/Jey Uso/Jimmy Uso
6. The Fiend Bray Wyatt d. Rey Mysterio d. Shinsuke Nakamura
7. Kevin Owens d. Drew McIntyre
8. WWE Championship Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match - Randy Orton (c) d. Sami Zayn

Other Title Changes​

2021-10-13 WWE NXT - WWE NXT Championship: VACANT -> Tony Nese
2021-10-19 N/A - WWE RAW Tag Team Championship: Keith Lee/Apollo Crews -> VACANT
2021-10-19 WWE RAW - WWE RAW Tag Team Championship: VACANT -> Robert Roode/Rezar

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Signings and Departures​

WWE
In:
Out: Otis, Killian Dain, Gabe Sapolsky, Boa, Aja Smith, Canyon Ceman, Ember Moon, Mustafa Ali, Apollo Crews, Kalisto, Mia Yim, Kona Reeves, Big Show, Kane, Norman Smiley, Scott Armstrong, Mike Rotunda, Michael P.S. Hayes, Robbie Brookside, Road Dogg, Sara Amato, Jamie Noble, R-Truth, Joseph Park, Byron Saxton, Beth Phoenix, Ryan Ward, Adam Pearce, Tyson Kidd, Jason Ayers, Jason Jordan, Ryan Tran, James Long, Ryan Katz, Patrick Buckridge, Tamina, Lars Sullivan, Greg Hamilton, Mike Rowe, Charly Caruso, McKenzie Mitchell, Sara Schreiber, Funaki, Xyon Quinn
AEW
In:
Out:
Impact
In:
Out: Alex Shelley

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Business Updates​

WWE
Jesus, that was a lot of releases in one go. First renewed contract in a long time... Bruce Prichard. Figures.
With the release of Mustafa Ali, RETRIBUTION is finally finished as a stable.
Marina Shafir is jumping at the opportunity to take MMA dates again.
Ariya Daivari is the latest member to join the Undisputed ERA.
AEW
Thunder Rosa won her MMA fight.
Kris Statlander is no longer in a relationship with Kaleb.
Impact
None.

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Happenings​

Retirements: Teddy Long, B. Brian Blair, Scott Steiner, Eugene, El Samurai, Maria Kanellis, Tyler Reks, Kelly Klein, Victoria, Gillberg, Billy Gunn, Greg Valentine, Bob Holly, CW Anderson, Rory McAllister, Raymond Rougeau, Sara Amato
Deaths: None.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

When does WWE Go out of business

 

[Chris]

Sami/Orton TLC match was probs lit tho

 

[Sky]

Between the October and November update, I'll be using Quick Fill to populate the universe with six new companies based in the US and Canada. This is because I've gotten a lot of "frustrated" notifications recently about some surprising names not having worked in the past year. So, six new companies to give them work. If you see new companies you've never heard of, they're probably one of these.

• Headliners Incorporated - an "Episodic Entertainment" style product based out of Kansas City, Missouri.
• Classic Wrestling Forever - a "Lucha Libre Entertainment" style product based out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
• Great Championship of Wrestling - a "Classic Lucha Libre" style product based out of Dover, Delaware.
• PODER - a "Classic Wild West" style product based out of Puerto Rico.
• Ontario Stars League - a "Comic Book Dark" style product based out of Toronto, Ontario.
• Ring's Finest - a "Respectful Wrestling" style product based out of Halifax, Nova Scotia.

 

[Sky]

November 2021
How can WWE possibly recover from their Black October?​

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Major Events​

NXT TakeOver 39
Friday, November 12, 2021

1. Jessi Kamea d. Simone Johnson
2. Cal Bloom/Enoch Rodger d. Josh Briggs/Mohamed Fahim
3. Smokin'HAWT (Kacy Catanzaro/Jessamyn Duke) d. Karen Yu/Mariel Besant
4. Timothy Thatcher/Matt Martel/Raul Mendoza d. Ridge Holland/August Grey/Julian Ryan
5. NXT Women's Championship - Sareee (c) d. Vanessa Borne
6. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship (vacant) - #BlowTheRoofOff (Mercedes Martinez/Chelsea Green) d. Raquel Gonzalez/Brandi Lauren*
7. WWE 24/7 Championship - Sunil Singh d. Karrion Kross (c)
8. NXT Championship - Tony Nese (c) d. Santos Escobar

*For those of you keeping track, the Women's Tag titles have been vacant from MARCH (Nia Jax's retirement from injury) until now
Impact OverDrive
Friday, November 19, 2021

1. Rosemary d. Deonna Purrazzo d. Kylie Rae
2. EC3 d. Hernandez d. Lionel Knight
3. Eric Young/Trent Gibson/Kaito Kiyomiya d. Tiger Yuvraj Singh/Cody Deaner/Cousin Jake
4. Havok d. Kimber Lee
5. Tenille Dashwood d. Kiera Hogan
6. Aron Stevens d. Petey Williams
7. Dave Crist d. Chris Sabin
8. Rich Swann/Mathieu St. Jacques d. Tommy Dreamer/Shawn Daivari
9. No Strangers To Danger (Nevaeh/Alisha) d. Su Yung/Jordynne Grace

AEW Full Gear
Saturday, November 20, 2021

1. Nyla Rose d. Kris Statlander d. Emi Sakura
2. Hikaru Shida/Tay Conti d. Britt Baker/Reba
3. Awesome Kong d. Yuka Sakazaki d. Serena Deeb d. Leva Bates
4. Penelope Ford d. Riho d. Big Swole d. Shanna
5. Joey Janela/Frankie Kazarian/Christopher Daniels d. Hangman Adam Page/The Butcher/The Blade
6. Matt Sydal d. Brodie Lee
7. AEW TNT Championship - Miro (c) d. Kenny Omega
8. All Extreme Weapons Match - Cody Rhodes d. Dustin Rhodes

WWE Survivor Series
Sunday, November 28, 2021

1. RAW Tag Team Championship - Mutants (Robert Roode/Rezar) (c) d. Breezango (Tyler Breeze/Fandango)
2. WWE 24/7 Championship - Sunil Singh (c) d. Cameron Grimes
3. Dakota Kai d. Natalya (DQ)
4. WWE RAW Women's Championship - Shayna Baszler (c) d. Naomi d. Bianca Belair d. Aliyah
5. Sasha Banks' Mystery Partner - Sasha Banks/Becky Lynch d. Scarlett/Carmella
6. WWE United States Championship - King Corbin (c) d. KUSHIDA d. Roderick Strong d. Isaiah "Swerve" Scott
7. WWE Intercontinental Championship - Titus O'Neil (c) d. Cedric Alexander
8. 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series - Drew McIntyre/Shane McMahon/The Miz/Big E/Kofi Kingston d. Finn Balor/Sami Zayn/Bray Wyatt/Jey Uso/Jimmy Uso
9. WWE Universal Championship - Roman Reigns (c) d. Shinsuke Nakamura

Other Title Changes​

2021-11-06 N/A - WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Street Profits -> VACANT

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Signings and Departures​

WWE
In:
Out: Edge, Dolph Ziggler, Jeff Hardy, Riddick Moss, Humberto Carrillo, Angel Garza, Johnny Gargano, Chase Parker, Montez Ford, Xia Li, Karrion Kross, Ridge Holland, Brandi Lauren, DA Brewer, Enoch Rodger, Keith Jenkinson, Lamar Betts, Mariel Besant, Eric Birtles, Julian Ryan, Mohamed Fahim, Pete Dunne, Wesley Blake, Omos, Rod Zapata, Andrade, Kacy Catanzaro, Vanessa Borne, Dexter Lumis, Karen Yu, Scott Garland, Stephon Smith, Tom Castor, Darryl Sharma, Carlos Cabrera
AEW
In:
Out:
Impact
In: Tiger Yuvraj Singh (Jinder Mahal)
Out:

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Business Updates​

WWE
Montez Ford's departure is said to be due to bad press from the supposed beloved face and SmackDown tag team champion being involved in a bullying storm. Screenshots were shared of him insulting children who were sincere fans trying to engage with him. Mostly, though, it was any excuse for WWE to offload another expense, as they continue to sink.
The Robert Stone Brand has been revived on the main roster as the Robert Stone Society, consisting of Shelton Benjamin, Jaxson Ryker, and Dominik Mysterio.
AEW
Cody Rhodes and Brandi Reed are now divorced.
Impact
None.

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Happenings​

Gabe Sapolsky, after leaving WWE, has taken up a position on the board of Puerto Rico's new promotion, PODER. Meanwhile, Classic Wrestling Forever is being run by... fucking JV Rich. As in, the Wrestlicious guy.
Titus weightgate update - Tomasso Ciampa and Chris Masters are pro-Titus; Bray Wyatt is anti-Titus.
Retirements: None.
Deaths: None.

 

[Chris]

Tony Nese as NXT champion....what a dark timeline