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ThatGuyFromNukemHigh

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Because in that cartoon they all acted like Mikey, who obviously watched alot of surfing movies in the sewers. It was also the 80's you had guys from all over trying to sound like surfers, just like now you have different kinds of people trying to sound "gangsta", or "Joysey".
 

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Joysey sounding Ninja Turtles would've been the shit.
 

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Great news everyone! TMNT is going to suck harder than we thought.

TURTLES FANS, REJOICE!

Were you concerned dear Turtles fan that Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Alien Robots or whatever it's titled was going to be a big giant mess, with Bay taking the franchise less seriously than he did with Transformers? Then fear not, for the superb acting talent of Megan Fox has joined the cast as April O'Neil, the Turtles' trusted friend and reporter. Reports that April will have a new role working for a stereotypical (see racist caricature) Latino network are as yet unconfirmed.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Fox has reconciled her differences with Bay, whom she once referred to as Hitler (personally I think she was way off the mark, he's definitely more of a Dickens). However, what won her over to the project was a meeting with director Jonathan Liebesman, who "wowed" her with bright, shiny storyboards that no doubt involved Raphael removing his shell, placing 4000 lbs of C4 in it and sliding it across the floor towards a group of alien Foot Clan members. EPIC EXPLOSION!

Ninja Turtles is set to explode onto screens in May of next year. COWABUNGA!

Now for the story of Megan Fox career.

At the age of 16 she was discovered by casting agents and Micheal Bay who decided she'd make for a great stripper in Bad Boys 2.

Six years later she went back to Bay hoping for another job in Transformers. Bay of course one never to miss an oppurtunity insisted upon blowjobs and the occasional fuck session for her to get the job. She agreed. Tranformers 2 came around and again they decided to keep the deal in place.

Time for transformers three.
Megan: Micheal I really don't like the taste of Penis.
Bay: You know the rules suck my penis or no movie.
Megan: Fine then no penis it taste like dick anyway.

Megan then missed out on the jaw dropping epic turd that was Transformers 3. She was saddened deeply by missing such a profound piece of trash. Hearing the news that Bay was doing turtles she knew she couldn't miss out.

Megan: I need to do this film Micheal.
Bay: You know the deal.
Megan: Suck your penis?
Bay: Yup!
Megan: It's not that I don't like your penis it's penis in general I don't like sucking any of them.
Bay: Right.
Megan:Well what if I put caramel syrup on it?
Bay: Cowabunga!
 

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I remember reading about how Michael Bay had gotten ahold of it, and that longtime fans were up in arms about it.

There's been "PR Damage Control" from Bay saying he won't harm the series.

Yeah, okay!
 

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I thought the alien thing was scrapped.
Based off 03 tmnt, the shredder was part of the race of utroms aka alien and it was alen mutagen that made the Turtles and Splinter.
 

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What a rotten piece of casting having Fox as O'Neil is, you need someone with more experience, who comes accross as a woman of the world. Sandra Bullock for example might have been a good choice.
 

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I'll stick to my 1990's Turtles I guess...
If you ever get the chance watch turtles forever. It shows a good contrast between the 3 mainstream formats of the 80-90s, original comic, and 03 turtles. It was well done and can be watched by all fans.
 

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What a rotten piece of casting having Fox as O'Neil is, you need someone with more experience, who comes accross as a woman of the world. Sandra Bullock for example might have been a good choice.
Sex sells. As in most guys want to sex Megan Fox, so they'll pay.

If you ever get the chance watch turtles forever. It shows a good contrast between the 3 mainstream formats of the 80-90s, original comic, and 03 turtles. It was well done and can be watched by all fans.

Thanks for the recommendation.

What a rotten piece of casting having Fox as O'Neil is, you need someone with more experience, who comes accross as a woman of the world. Sandra Bullock for example might have been a good choice.
Sex sells. As in most guys want to sex Megan Fox, so they'll pay.

If you ever get the chance watch turtles forever. It shows a good contrast between the 3 mainstream formats of the 80-90s, original comic, and 03 turtles. It was well done and can be watched by all fans.

Thanks for the recommendation.
 

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Nostalgia alone would have brought in the older audience(IDW's current comic book run is proof enough of that), and there is no reason to sell sex to 5 year olds.
 

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You're welcome and here you go btw, just had to find the extended cut. I've seen both edits and had to find this one

[video=youtube;Csn1j65e7oQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csn1j65e7oQ[/video]
 

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Loved TMNT Forever, only had 1 insignificant problem. Slash was my favorite character in the old cartoon, and Hun was my least favorite character in the 03 one. Making them one & the same nearly ruined Slash for me. Atleast in the new comics I can live with Professor Honeycutt creating Slash with "impure ooze".