Teen writes death threat to Santa

[Fuji Vice]

Source: QMI Agency

A British teenager has threatened to kill Santa Claus if she doesn't get what she wants.

"This Christmas, I don't ask for much, so if I don't get at least two of the things I want, I will literally kill you! Do you understand?! Oh, also, I'll hunt down your reindeers, cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Christmas Day," Mekeeda Austin, 13, wrote in her letter, the Daily Mail reported. "No one wants that, so here's what I want."

The girl lists a BlackBerry, money, a dress, high-top Converse shoes and the real Justin Bieber.

"Remember, two of these or you die," she wrote, signing it, "Love from Keedy."

Her mother found the letter and said she thought the letter was humorous, and she'll try to get her daughter everything she wants.

"I know it sounds like she is spoiled but I like to get my daughter what she wants, also you don't want to get on the wrong side of her," Tracey Soares told the newspaper, although she admitted getting the Canadian pop singer might be difficult because Bieber "will be busy with (his) own (family) on Christmas Day."

Austin told the reporter she didn't see any problem with the letter.

"I want all of these things and I don't see why I shouldn't get them," she said.

I love how she says she'll kill the reindeers and serve their meat to homeless people and then says "no one wants that". Wow, socially inept or borderline psychotic?

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

It's safe to say that this girl will be headlining a massacre in the future.

 

[Fuji Vice]

It's safe to say that this girl will be headlining a massacre in the future.

As long as Bieber is part of the massacre I'm alright with it.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

TBH I'm less worried with the psychotic tendencies of the letter as I am with the fact she still believes in Santa Claus at 13.

 

[Castiel]

TBH I'm less worried with the psychotic tendencies of the letter as I am with the fact she still believes in Santa Claus at 13.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!!?!?

I would keep an eye on this girl, and be worried. She's going to grow up to be fucking insane. The mom sounds stupid too. Be safe, Santa.

 

[The Viper]

I'm still shocked that a girl named Mekeeda and is 13 years old even knows how to write properly.

Let alone know how to make death threats.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

I'm still shocked that a girl named Mekeeda and is 13 years old even knows how to write properly.

Let alone know how to make death threats.

Indeed.

She seems to have a proper grasp on grammar and punctuation. Smart, little shit. But then again, aren't a lot of serial killers?

 

[Catfish Billy]

It's safe to say that this girl will be headlining a massacre in the future.

Balls. Somebody already said it.

I strongly suggest that British police get a copy of her fingerprints.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

What a fucking psychotic bitch.

I'm glad I live in the U.S. Also, she sounds like someone I would date when she is 18. :

 

[Ricky Smarks]

What a fucking psychotic bitch.

I'm glad I live in the U.S. Also, she sounds like someone I would date when she is 18. :

I certainly bet you would! :

 

[The Viper]

Indeed.

She seems to have a proper grasp on grammar and punctuation. Smart, little shit. But then again, aren't a lot of serial killers?

Despite her being a psycho fuck, her grammar is excellent, indeed. I hate to admit that :

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

As long as Bieber is part of the massacre I'm alright with it.

We should send a letter to her just in case, lol. You know how the stalker fans get, it'll be like Lennon all over again. Difference is that Beiber doesn't have the musical capacity to wipe the shit off of baby Lennon's ass.