Monday Night Anarchy 12/03
Jim Ross: “Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Monday Night Anarchy! Tonight we are bringing you some spectacular matches here tonight, especially with two of our newest acquisitions the Rated R Superstar Edge going against John Cena.
Jerry Lawler: “G.M. Walker wasted very little time in putting two of our newest superstars to work. I cannot wait to see what those idiots over at Riots let go.â€
Jim Ross: “Well Edge and John Cena are not the only new superstars in action this week, we also heard last week from our general manager that Samoa Joe will be Chris Sabin’s opponent in the Sabin Invitational here tonight!â€
(The camera cuts to G.M. Walker pacing around his office on his cell phone. The door bursts open and Edge walks through the door. G.M. Walker hangs up the cell phone and looks at Edge with impatience.)
G.M. Walker: “What do you want Edge?â€
Edge: “I want to know why I am fighting John Cena tonight instead of fighting for the World Heavyweight title! I was the biggest name to come over from Riots and I deserve a title shot!â€
G.M. Walker: “You’re fighting Cena because I say you are. I am the general manager here and I call the shots, I make the matches. I do not know how the General Managers on Riots work with their roster and I don’t care. Here on Anarchy, I call the shots not you guys. You earn title shots here and they are not handed to you! Work your way up the ranks and quit bitching to me!â€
Edge: “What ranks? You mean all those washed up has been wrestlers who should have quit the game years ago! Bret Hart, Steve Austin, and Sting are nobody’s compared to me. I am the Rated R Superstar. I am the next big thing on this show! I am the future of Anarchy and if I have to “earn†my title shot…you got it.â€
(Edge looks at the G.M. and than turns and storms out of the room. The General Manager shakes his head and walks back to his desk and pulling out his cell phone once again.)
-Cuts to commercial-
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-Returns to Program-
(JBL is walking down a hallway with a smile on his face. JBL walks right by the New Brood. Vampiro is sitting on top of a crate. With Gangrel and Kevin Thorn standing on either side of him. JBL stops once he passes them. JBL turns around and all three members of the New Brood are staring at him with a sadistic smile. JBL turns back around and continues to walk down the hallway.)
JBL: “Freaks. What in the hell are they staring at?â€
Jim Ross: “Well that was a very interesting confrontation backstage.â€
Jerry Lawler: “Well those freaks had better realize to never mess with a Wrestling God. Well anyways, it is time for my favorite part of the show! It’s time for the Sabin Invitational.â€
Chris Sabin Invitational
Chris Sabin vs. Samoa Joe
Lillian Garcia: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the Sabin Invitational! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan he is the X Division Champion, Chris Sabin!â€
(“Hail Sabin†fills the arena as Sabin walks onto the stage wearing the X Division title and holds up his hand and points to the middle. He lets his arms fall to his side as he walks down the ramp slowly. The expression on his face is not happy or arrogant as usual. He walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. He walks over to Lillian Garcia and snatches the microphone away from her.)
Sabin: “Welcome to the Sabin Invitational. I am of course the reigning and unarguably the greatest X Division Champion of all time, Chris Sabin. Now before Goodyear floats his fat ass down that ramp, I got a few things to say. I do not appreciate busting my ass to be the greatest champion ever and have nothing but crap thrown my way. I mean a Triple Threat Ultimate X match?!? That is no way to show respect to the champ! Second of all, not even letting me know who my opponents are! How in the hell am I suppose to prepare for that! That is totally unfair! Also why in the hell am I wrestling the marshmallow man from the Ghostbusters movie? This guy has no business being in the X Division! He is probably sitting backstage with a Twinkie in one hand and a bowl of Poi in the other and…â€
(Samoa Joe’s music hits and Joe appears on the stage with a towel around his neck with a very pissed off look on his face. The crowd is screaming “Joe’s gonna kill youâ€. He walks slowly down the row and walks up the steps. Joe enters the ring and throws the towel into the audience. Joe stares at Sabin as Sabin takes off the X Division title.)
Joe slowly circles around the ring as Sabin circles the ring as well but with a bit more spring in his step. Joe attempts a right hand but Sabin ducks under it. Joe turns around and Sabin lands a knife edge chop to the chest of Sabin. Joe stands unaffected and answers with a knife edge chop of his own. Sabin grabs his chest and backs up and leans against the ropes. Joe stands in the middle of the ring staring a hole in Sabin. Sabin slowly rose to his feet and looked at Joe. Sabin landed a right kick to the side of Joe but it once again has no affect. Joe answers back with a right kick to the hip and Sabin moves to the side holding his hip and uses the ropes to hold himself up. Joe walks over to Sabin and attempts a knife edge chop but Sabin ducks underneath it. Sabin begins to back pedal but Joe rushes at Sabin and grabs him in a collar elbow tie up. Joe easily forces Sabin into a corner and the referee moves in and calls for a break. Joe slowly begins to release the hold and Sabin dashes to the side and backs up to the middle of the ring looking at Joe worried. Joe walks towards Sabin and Sabin attempts a right hand but Joe ducks under and gets behind Sabin and wraps his arms around his waist. Joe picks up Sabin turns around and slams him down onto the mat on his gut. Sabin twists his body so he is in a sitting position. Sabin turns his body and breaks Joe hold. Both men rise to their feet and circle around the ring a bit more. Sabin attempts a collar elbow tie up but Joe reaches down and picks the ankle of Sabin and he falls to his back. Joe holds onto the ankle of Sabin but Sabin rolls up and stands on one leg. Sabin leaps up and Joe ducks under the enziguiri and Sabin lands face first onto the mat. Joe attempts to stomp on the back of Sabin but Sabin rolls out of the way and rises up to one knee. Sabin rises up to both of his feet and Joe and Sabin lock in a collar elbow tie up. Joe grabs the wrist of Sabin and locks in a wrist lock. Joe pushes Sabin back against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Sabin bounces off the ropes and Joe attempts a clothesline. Sabin ducks under the clothesline and Sabin bounces off the ropes again. Joe turns around and Sabin attempts a shoulder block but Sabin bounces off of Joe and Joe stands unphased. Sabin looks at Joe and runs to the side and bounces off the ropes. Sabin rushes at Joe and attempts a shoulder block. Joe stands there once again unphased. Sabin runs back against the ropes once again and bounces off of them. Once Sabin is off the ropes, Joe lands a straight kick to the jaw of Sabin which knocks him flat on his back. Joe looks down on Sabin and picks him up by his hair. Joe lands a headbutt on Sabin and follows it up with a whip into the corner. Joe runs at Sabin and lands a leaping knee to the jaw of Sabin. Joe steps back and Sabin falls onto the mat with his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle. Joe walks over to Sabin and slides his foot across the face of Sabin and runs backwards. Joe across the ring and bounces off the ropes, and lands a running boot to the face of Sabin. Sabin rolls to his back and clutches at his face. Joe looks down at Sabin and picks him up to his feet by his hair. Joe snapmares Sabin onto the mat, Joe sits up Sabin and knife edge cops him on his back. Sabin sits up straight and Joe follows it up with a kick to the chest. Joe runs back and bounces off the ropes. Joe stops in front of Sabin and leaps up and lands a knee drop to jaw of Sabin. Joe goes for the cover and the referee counts 1…2…and Sabin kicks out. Joe rises up to his feet and sits up Sabin. Joe locks on a neck vice on Sabin and wrenches his head to one side. Sabin rolls to one side slowly and rises up to his feet. Sabin lands four elbow shots to the gut of Joe. Sabin runs to the side and bounces off the ropes and runs at Joe. Joe counters with a reverse elbow shot to the jaw of Sabin. Joe walks over to Sabin and sits him up. Joe locks on the neck vice and begins wrenching the head of Sabin once again. Sabin rolls to his side a bit and rests on his knees. Joe continues to wrench as Sabin rises to his feet. Sabin lands a few elbow to the gut of Sabin but Joe holds onto the hair of Sabin and slams him down on the mat. Sabin rises to his knees and begs off Joe and calls time out. Joe looks down at Sabin and nods smiling and takes one step back. Joe than thrusts his leg forward and lands a kick to the chest of Sabin. Joe leans down and picks up Sabin to his feet and Sabin lands a thumb to the eye of Joe. Sabin rolls on his back under the bottom rope and onto the ring apron. Sabin stands up and grabs a hold of the top rope. Joe turns back to where Sabin was and Sabin springs up to the top rope and connects with the chest of Joe with a springboard dropkick. Joe quickly gets to his feet as does Sabin. Sabin lands the spinning back kick to the gut of Joe and Sabin runs backwards and bounces off the ropes. Sabin runs at a hunched over Joe and Leaps up with a double stomp to the back of Joe sending him chest first into the mat. Sabin looks to the crowd and smirks as he points to himself as he walks in between the ropes to the ring apron again. Joe rolls over onto his back and Sabin springs up to the top rope and leaps off landing a springboard leg drop on Samoa Joe. Sabin hooks the leg and immediately goes for the cover 1…2…and Joe gets a shoulder up. Sabin looks up at the referee and slaps his hands three times but the referee says two. Sabin picks up Joe to his feet and lands a right hand to his face. Sabin grabs the arm of Joe and attempts to lift him up for the Cradle Shock but cannot get Joe off of his feet. Sabin momentarily lifts Joe, but Joe gets back on his feet behind Sabin and wraps his arms around his waist. Joe sends Sabin over with a german suplex with a bridge and the referee counts 1…2…and Sabin gets a shoulder up. Joe sits up quickly and picks up Sabin to his feet and pushes him against the ropes. Joe whips Sabin across the ring and Sabin bounces off the ropes and runs towards Joe. Joe snatches up Sabin with a snap powerslam. Joe hooks the leg of Sabin and the referee counts 1…2…and Sabin gets a shoulder up. Joe rises to his feet and picks up Sabin to his feet and pushes him into a corner. Joe grabs the wrist of Sabin and whips him across the ring. Sabin hits the corner and Joe runs full force at Sabin. Sabin moves out of the way and Joe runs chest first into the top turnbuckle. Joe backs up holding his chest. Sabin runs towards the ropes and hops up onto the second rope and leaps off backwards. Sabin turns in mid air and grabs Joe in a tornado DDT and slams him down to the mat. Sabin quickly covers Joe and grabs the tights of Joe and the referee counts 1…2…and Joe kicks out. Sabin gets to his feet and looks at the referee. Sabin gets right in the referees face as Joe slowly gets up to his feet. Sabin turns around and receives a kick to the gut and Joe quickly shoves Sabin’s head in between his legs. Joe picks him up and slams him down with a powerbomb. Joe holds onto the legs of Sabin as he presses down for the pin and the referee counts 1…2…and Sabin kicks out but Joe manages to hang onto one leg. Sabin rolls onto his stomach and Joe steps over the one leg of Sabin’s and locks in an STF. Sabin screams out in pain as he reaches out for the ropes but he is in the middle of the ring. Joe pulls back but Sabin reaches and uses his one leg to inch himself towards the ropes. Joe releases the STF only to swing over and up and lock in a crossface on Chris Sabin. Sabin screams louder as he blindly reaches around for a rope. Joe notices Sabin still inching towards the ropes. Joe releases the crossface and reaches and hooks the arm of Sabin that was reaching for the ropes and locks in a Rings of Saturn. Sabin’s movement towards the ropes stops as he screams out in pain as Joe wrenches back on both arms of Sabin.
The crowd boo’s as Petey Williams is seen running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Joe releases the Rings of Saturn on Sabina and rises to his feet. Petey Williams kicks Joe in the mid section the second Joe gets to his feet and puts his head in between his legs. The bell starts ringing as Petey signals for the Canadian Destroyer and lands the flipping piledriver on Samoa Joe. Petey Williams stands up and hops up and down as he signals for the gold to come around his waist. Petey Williams turns and points towards Chris Sabin. Petey walks towards Sabin when the crowd pops loud. Alex Shelley is seen running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Alex Shelley lands a series of right hands to the face of Petey Williams. Alex Shelley grabs Williams in a front facelock and hooks his leg. Shelley lands a spinning fisherman suplex. Shelley gets to his feet and points to his waist for the title when he is turned around and picked up onto the shoulder of Chris Sabin. Sabin crosses the feet of Shelley and lands the Cradle Shock. Sabin looks around and Samoa Joe is getting to his feet. Sabin quickly rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope and the referee brings him his belt. Joe stands in the ring against the ropes staring a hole in Sabin. Sabin backs up the ramp holding the X Division title.
Lillian Garcia: “Here is your winner by disqualification, the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!â€
Jim Ross: Things have broken out into complete chaos! The top favorites for the Ultimate X match have all charged the ring! And Sabin is out of there in a hurry too!â€
Jerry Lawler: “Well he is a smart champion! What is he suppose to stay in there and get mugged?â€
-Cuts to commercial-
December 16th! It is the time for giving! A time for peace and love. A time to respect your fellow man…Screw that! This year Black X-Mas is going to bring a bit of Anarchy to your holiday season! Shawn Michaels defends his World Heavyweight Title against one of three men! You decide who that is! Bret hart, Steve Austin, or Sting! You cast your vote on the SWA website!
-Returns to program-
(JBL is sitting in his locker room on his cell phone. The lights begin to flicker on and off. JBL looks down at his phone with an awkward look.)
JBL: “Hello? Hello? Are you there?â€
(JBL throws the cell phone on the ground.)
JBL: “What in the hell is going on here?â€
(JBL rises up to his feet and straightens up his jacket. JBL walks over to his door and opens it. JBL backs up quickly with another look of shock on his face. The camera pans to the door and the JBL nameplate is on fire upon his door. JBL quickly hurries past the door and down the hallway.)
Jim Ross: “Well folks the strange things continue here tonight for JBL, but what do they all mean?â€
Jerry Lawler: “I have no idea but nothing is gonna shake JBL. He is a wrestling god J.R.â€
Jim Ross: “Well King, it is time for a huge match up of the night. Two of our newest acquisitions are going head to head right now. John Cena takes on Edge!â€
John Cena vs. Edge
Lillian Garcia: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 250 lbs, he is the Rated R Superstar, Edge!â€
(The fog shoots up in front of the entrance as Edge bursts out through it in his trench coat. Edge smirks as he shrugs his shoulder and walks down the ramp. He picks up his speed and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Edge walks over to a corner and steps up onto the second rope and poses for the fans. The crowd boo’s and Edge takes off his trench coat and steps off the middle rope.)
Lillian Garcia: “And his opponent, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, weighing in at 238 lbs, John Cena!â€
(“My Time is Now†fills the arena as Cena runs out onto the stage. He stops at the top of the stage and salutes the audience in his baseball hat and t-shirt. Cena walks with a purpose down the ramp never taking his eyes off of Edge. Cena slides in under the bottom rope and walks to the middle of the ropes and salutes the fans once again before taking off his hat and shirt and throwing them into the crowd.)
Both men circle the middle of the ring and meet each other in the middle in a collar elbow tie up. Cena bends down on one knee and pushes off slowly with each step pushing Edge into a corner. Edge reverses it at the last second and pins Cena in the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and Edge and Cena slowly separate. Edge suddenly attempts a cheap right hand but Cena ducks under it and Edge ends up in the corner. Cena lands a right hand to the jaw than the gut and than the jaw again on Edge. Cena grabs the arm of Edge and whips him across the ring with all his might. Edge hits the corner and walks out holding his back. Cena walks towards Edge and lands a kick to the mid section. Cena grabs Edge in a front facelock and picks him up and slams Edge with a fisherman suplex. Cena floats over directly into the cover and the referee counts 1…and Edge kicks out. Both men slowly get to their feet but Cena is the first. Cena walks over to Edge and grabs him by his hair. Cena walks Edge over to a corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. Cena places Edge in the corner and lands a reverse elbow to the jaw of Edge. Cena grabs the arm of Edge and whips him across the ring. Edge hits the corner and Cena runs full force at Edge. Edge grabs the top rope and moves to the side right before Cena this and Cena runs chest first into the top turnbuckle. Cena backs out of the corner holding his chest and Edge runs back against the ropes and lands a running forearm to the back of Cena’s head. Cena holds the back of his head and Edge walks over to a lying Cena. Cena gets on his hands and knees and than Edge lands a boot to the ribs of Cena. Cena slowly rises up to his feet and Edge lands a forearm shot to the face of Cena. Cena backs up against the ropes. Edge walks over to Cena and Cena pushes off the ropes and rocks Edge with a right hand but Edge answers back with a right hand that knocks Cena on his back. Edge stands there waiting for Cena. Cena slowly gets up to his feet and Edge charges and knocks Cena down to the ground with a clothesline. Cena rolls on the mat over to the corner and holds his neck. Edge walks over to Cena and drives his knee into the throat of Cena. Edge holds onto the ropes for the leverage as Cena kicks and grabs the ropes. The referee walks over and begins the count 1…2…3…4…and Edge breaks the hold. Edge backs up across the ring as Cena gets to his feet. As Edge walks towards Cena, Cena lands a kick to the midsection of Edge and follows it up with a big right hand. Cena lands two more big right hands and runs backwards and bounces off the ropes. Cena runs towards Edge but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick. Edge quickly covers Cena and hooks the leg 1…2…and Cena gets a shoulder up. Edge got up to his feet and backed the referee into a corner. Edge screamed at him while Cena slowly made his way up to his feet. Edge turns around and Cena picks up Edge for an F-U. Edge slides off the shoulders of Cena and lands on his feet behind him. Edge attempts a school boy roll up with the tights hooked and the referee counts 1…2…and Cena kicks out. Cena and Edge both get to their feet quickly but Edge lands a big boot to the jaw of Cena. Cena falls back onto the mat holding his jaw. Cena sits up holding his jaw and Edge walks behind him and locks in a reverse chin lock on Cena. Cena shifts his body to the side a bit and slowly begins to regain a vertical base. Cena begins to power out of the chin lock by lifting up the arm of Edge from around his chin. Cena gets a drop toe hold on Edge and grabs one ankle of Edge. Edge quickly crawls across the ring and hooks his arm around the bottom rope as Cena attempts the STFU. Cena steps over the leg and positions himself anyways and the referee grabs Cena by the arm and removes him from atop of Edge. Cena walks across the ring and once Edge gets to his feet Cena charges at Edge but gets caught with a reverse elbow. Edge picks up Cena to his feet and than lands three straight right hands to the face of Cena. Cena answers back with a boot to the mid section and than runs pasts Edge, bounces off the ropes, and hits Edge with the Throw Back. Edge and Cena are both down on the mat and the referee begins his count 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…and Cena and Edge both get to their feet. Cena runs forward and knocks edge down with a shoulder block. Edge begins to get up again and Cena runs back against the ropes and bounces off of them. Cena knocks Edge down with another shoulder block. Cena and Edge get to their feet and Edge attempts a right hand but Cena ducks under it. Cena picks up Edge by his side and lands a spin out powerbomb. Cena stands at the head of Edge and holds up his hand. Cena bends down and tells Edge “You can’t see me†and runs to the side. Edge quickly gets to his feet and once Cena bounces off the ropes and runs at Edge, Edge runs at Cena and lands the spear. Edge covers Cena and the referee counts 1…2…3!
Edge gets up as the referee raises his arm. Edge steps in between the ropes and walks over to the time keepers table. Edge snatches the microphone from Lillian Garcia.
Edge: “So the General Manager wants me to earn my title shots around here. Well I guess there’s no time like the present!â€
Edge drops the microphone and makes Lillian Garcia stand up. Edge grabs the steel chair and folds it up. Edge walks over to the ring apron and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Cena is very slowly getting to his feet and Edge I standing waiting behind Cena with the steel chair. Cena turns around on rubbery legs and Edge lands a straight chair shot to the skull of Cena. Cena falls straight to the ground completely unconscious. Edge drops the chair on the ground and Edge exit’s the ring once again. Edge grabs another steel chair and slides it into the ring. Edge slides into the ring as well and grabs one steel chair and walks over to Cena. Edge places the chair under the head of Cena and Edge walks over and grabs the other chair. Edge raises the chair above his head and connects with the one man con-chair-to. Cena’s body is shaking as blood trickles from the mouth of Cena.
Jim Ross: “Someone get out here! Cena needs medical attention immediately! Get down here damn it!â€
Jerry Lawler: “Edge said he was going to make a point as to why he deserves a title shot and I think he made his point loud and clear!â€
Jim Ross: “what in the world is going through the head of Edge? What could be going through the mind of our General Manager?!?â€
-Cuts to commercial-
December 16th…Two of the most decorated names in the industry collide one more time. (The screen flashes images of Triple H and the Undertaker.) A Casket match…a street fight…a Last Ride match…which shall you choose? (A gong sounds as the screen goes black.)
Black X-Mas live on December 16th! Get your votes in soon! Voting ends December 6th!
-Returns to the Program-
(JBL is briskly walking down a hallway. He stops in front of a few stagehands.)
JBL: “Where in the hell if General Manager Walker’s office?â€
(The stagehands point down the hallway and JBL quickly walks down the hall. JBL continues walking constantly looking over his shoulder with a suspicious grimace upon his face. The camera pans down the hallway and a bull rope is tied in a noose hanging from the ceiling with a picture of JBL in the middle of the noose. JBL stares terrified and quickly turns into the General Managers office.)
JBL: “What in the hell is going on here tonight? I got second hand side show freaks smiling at me, my door has been set on fire, there are noose’s hanging in the hallways with my picture in them! I think I deserve…no I DEMAND and explanation of what in the hell is going on here tonight!â€
G.M. Walker: “I’m sure it just your opponent at Black X-Mas trying to get your attention to wish you good luck.â€
JBL: “What opponent? What in the hell are you talking about? I won last week. I beat Triple H and I choose his opponent! So why in the hell am I booked in a match!?!â€
G.M. Walker: “Yeah you did beat Triple H. And you gave the fans one hell of an amazing rematch that I am sure will steal the show. But Triple H came to me and pointed out,, what is a PPV without the presence of the Wrestling God. He had an amazing point so I booked you in a blockbuster match!â€
JBL: “With who damn it? Quite beating around the bush and tell me who my opponent is!â€
G.M. Walker: “Well the Big Red Machine, Kane of course.â€
JBL: “What!?! Your putting me in a match with that big red psychopath! Are you kidding me? Do you know who I am!?!
G.M. Walker: “Wait let me finish! Your going to love this trust me. The fans are going tog et to decide what the stipulation for the match! The fans will get to choose between a falls count anywhere match, a Texas Bull Rope match, or…an Inferno match! Imagine the ratings and publicity JBL!â€
JBL: “What in the hell is wrong with you!?! An Inferno match! I could be burnt to a crisp! It would end my career!â€
G.M. Walker: “Well just pray they don’t vote for that match. And if they happen to vote for it, just…don’t lose. Well good luck Wrestling God!â€
(Camera returns to the shot of J.R. and King.)
Jim Ross: “Did you hear that? JBL vs. Kane is what could be an Inferno match!â€
Jerry Lawler: “I cannot believe this! Our General Manager is putting a great talent out there in a match he could possibly have his career ended! This is stupid!â€
Jim Ross: “Well I think it is a victory for the fans. A phenomenal match up has been set for Black X-Mas and I cannot wait to see what you fans will vote for! And it has been announced that the cut off date for voting is on December 6th! Now moving on with the show we are going to have a triple threat match right now. It‘s going to be Teddy Hart, Kip James, and Hernandez facing off representing their own teams. Only one of these teams will be voted in to face the Hardyz at Black X-Mas for the World Tag Team titles!â€
Triple Threat
Kip James vs. Teddy Hart vs. Hernandez
Lillian Garcia: “The following contest is a Triple Threat match. The only way to win is by pin fall or submission! Introducing first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 195 lbs, He represents the Hart Foundation, Teddy Hart!â€
(Teddy Hart appears on the stage and runs full speed down the ramp and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Teddy Hart hops up to his feet and walks over to a corner. Teddy Hart climbs to the top turnbuckle and does a back flip and lands on his feet in the middle of the ring.)
Lillian Garcia: “And his opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 268 lbs, Representing the Voodoo Kin Mafia, Kip James!â€
(Kip James appears on the stage wearing purple Chaps with purple tights. Kip walks down the ramp and walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring.)
Lillian Garcia: “And introducing the final participant, weighing in at 295 lbs, he is a member of the Latin American Exchange, Hernandez!â€
(Hernandez is seen walking through the crowd. Hernandez shoves some fans out of the way as he hops over the guard rail and slides into the ring. Hernandez takes off the chain around his neck and looks at his opponents.)
Kip James and Hernandez lock into a collar elbow tie up. The test of strength continues without either one giving an inch and Teddy Hart walks up to both men and shoves them both on the shoulder. Kip and Hernandez break the hold and turn towards Teddy. Hart begins to back up and Kip and Hernandez both connect with right hands to the face of Teddy. Teddy falls to the ground and quickly gets back up to his feet. Kip and Hernandez grab Teddy by the hair and run towards the ropes and launch Teddy over the top rope to the outside. Kip and Hernandez turn back towards each other and begin exchanging right hands. Hernandez reaches behind the head of Kip and connects with a knee lift to the gut of Kip. Hernandez begins his series of right hands that back Kip up into a corner. Hernandez bends down and begins to land a series of shoulder blocks to the gut of Kip. Hernandez stands back up and Kip stumbles out of the corner right into a hip toss from Hernandez. Kip hit’s the mat and slowly gets back to his feet and Hernandez charges and knocks him down with a shoulder block. Hernandez quickly gets back to his feet and reaches down and picks up Kip to his feet by his hair. Hernandez grabs the arm of Kip and whips him into a corner. Kip hit’s the turnbuckles and Hernandez charges at Kip but Kip moves to the side and Hernandez runs chest first into the top turnbuckle. Teddy hops onto the ring apron and springs up to the top rope and connects with a springboard dropkick to the chest of Hernandez. Kip walks over to the lying Hernandez and begins to stomp away on the chest of Hernandez. Teddy runs up and pushes Kip aside and begins to stomp on the chest of Hernandez rapidly. Kip turns Teddy around and connects with a right hand. Kip continues to land right hands until teddy is backed against the ropes. Hernandez is barely getting to his feet as Kip grabs the arm of Teddy and whips him off the ropes. Teddy runs directly at Hernandez and Hernandez bends over and than launches him over with a back body drop. Teddy hart hit’s the mat and rolls under the bottom rope and sits on the apron. Kip runs directly at Teddy and lands a baseball slide to the lower back of Teddy sending him off of the ring apron and face first into the announcers table. As Kip begins to get to his feet, Hernandez stomps on the top of Kip’s head sending him flat onto his stomach again. Hernandez picks up Kip to his feet once again and grabs him by the wrist and whipping him into a corner. As soon as Kip hit’s the corner he is hit with a running clothesline from Hernandez. Hernandez grabs the arm of Kip and whips him across the ring once again into another corner. Hernandez lands another running clothesline in the corner on Kip. Hernandez backs away from Kip and Kip falls face first onto the mat. Hernandez rolls over Kip and covers him with a lateral press. The referee counts 1...2...and Teddy Hart grabs the foot of Kip and pulls him out of the ring from under the bottom rope. Hart connects with a right hand to the face of Kip and than grabs him by the wrist. Teddy Hart gets all his strength behind him and whips Kip shoulder first into the steel steps. Hernandez reaches over the top rope and grabs Teddy by the hair and pulls him up onto the ring apron. Teddy pokes Hernandez in the eye. Hernandez backs up to the middle of the ring and Teddy rushes over and quickly climbs the turnbuckles. Teddy hart leaps off the top rope and attempts a cross body on Hernandez, but Hernandez catches Teddy in his arms. Hernandez bends down and throws Teddy across the ring with a fall away slam. Teddy Hart hit’s the mat clutches at his lower back as Hernandez gets to his feet and slowly walks over to the lying Hart. Teddy rolls onto his knees and begs off Hernandez. Hernandez stands in front of Teddy and grabs him around the throat with both hands. Hernandez picks up Hart to his feet but is caught with a clubbing forearm to the back of his neck from Kip James. Teddy grabs the head of a hunched over Hernandez in a front facelock and drops him down with a DDT. Hart gets back up to his feet and turns around only to receive a snapping right hand from Kip James. Kip lands another jab to the jaw of Hart and follows it up with a boot to the mid section. Kip grabs hart in a front facelock and picks him up for a vertical suplex. Kip holds him there with the delay and than Kip falls back and connects with the delayed vertical suplex. Kip gets to his feet and stomp on the chest of Hart once and than picks him up to his feet. Kip pushes hart against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Hart bounces off the ropes and runs right into a spine buster from Kip James. Kip gets to his feet and turns towards Hernandez who is climbing to his feet using the ropes. Kip walks over to Hernandez and lands a kick to the gut and pushes Hernandez in a corner. Kip begins to unload a series of boots to the mid section of Hernandez and ends It all off with a hard right hand that knocks Hernandez down to sitting on the mat. Kip puts his boot to the throat of Hernandez and begins choking him. The referee beings the count 1...2...3...4...and Kip removes his boot from the throat of Hernandez. Kip turns around and is caught with a right hand from Teddy Hart. Kip stands unaffected and grabs Teddy by the head and runs towards the ropes and once again throws him over the tope rope to the outside. Teddy lands on his feet on the outside and looks in as Kip James picks up Hernandez to his feet. Kip pulls Hernandez to the middle of the ring and kicks him in the gut. Kip hops up and lands the fame asser on Hernandez. Teddy rushes into the ring as Kip begins to get up. Teddy grabs Kip by the tights and behind his head as he is bent over and runs forwards and throws him in between the middle and top rope. Kip lands back first on the ground. Teddy rushes over to Hernandez and grabs him by one arm and one leg. Teddy pulls him over close to a corner and Teddy rushes up the turnbuckles. Teddy stands on the top rope and leaps off and connects with the Open Hart Surgery on a knocked out Hernandez. Teddy hooks the leg of Hernandez as the referee counts 1...2...3!
Lillian Garcia: “Here is your winner, representing the Hart Foundation, Teddy Hart!â€
(Homicide is seen running down the ramp and Teddy Hart makes an exit through the side of the ring just as Homicide slides into the ring. Teddy Hart backs up the ramp signaling for the title around his waist.)
Jim Ross: “An impressive victory for your Teddy Hart here tonight. By hook or crook, Teddy Hart has a full head of steam for his team going into Black X-Mas.â€
Jerry Lawler: “This kid has nothing but gold in his future J.R. He has the name, the talent, the personality. He is everything in one spectacular package.â€
Jim Ross: “Well that remains to be seen and we will find out if Teddy Hart is all you say he is on December 16th if the fans vote him into the World Tag Team Title match with his partner Harry Smith against Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz.â€
-Cuts to commercial-
The ultimate challenge for the ultimate champion. (A flash of Chris Sabin.) For the most death defying championship in a match to create legends. Ultimate X. Who will get the chance to etch their name in the sands of time? Who will walk away the champion? (A quick image of each X Division star on the roster and than nothing but black.)
Black X-Mas live on December 16th! Get your votes in by December 6th!
-Returns to program-
(The General manager is seen at his desk seemingly fuming about something. The door opens and Edge steps into the frame. The G.M. rises up from behind his desk and stares Edge right in the eyes.)
G.M. Walker: “What in the hell was that out there?â€
Edge: “That was me getting my point across. If I have to go through every single has been in the locker room and put them on the shelf tog et my title shot I damn sure will!â€
G.M. Walker: “alright than Edge. You got it! At Black X-Mas you got a title match!â€
Edge: “What do you mean? the World Title match was made already.â€
G.M. Walker: “Oh indeed it has. But I am not giving you a World Title match. I am giving you a chance to become Anarchy’s first ever Intercontinental Champion.â€
Edge: “Oh wow. The Intercontinental Championship. Don’t make me waste my time.â€
G.M. Walker: “If you reject this match, you might as well resign because anyone who walks away from a match will never receive a World Title match as long as I’m breathing in and breathing out.â€
Edge: “Fine, so who is the has been are you going to pull out of the wood works to face me?â€
G.M. walker: “Oh your going to be facing someone who already dislikes you Edge. Your going to be facing John Cena for the Intercontinental Championship. Oh yes, and before I forget, the stipulation is the fans are going to vote for a special referee. I believe all three of their choices would be so called “has been’s†in your mind. So good luck.â€
(Edge storms out of the office as the G.M. shakes his head and takes a heavy sigh.)
Jim Ross: “Can you believe that King? Another Blockbuster announcement for Black X-Mas. We now have an Intercontinental Championship match between Edge and john Cena.â€
Jerry Lawler: “Yeah and I bet John Cena cannot wit to get his hands on Edge come Black X-Mas!â€
(A shot of Shawn Michaels is seen walking down the hallway with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.)
Jim Ross: “King it looks like he is on his way out here!â€
Jerry Lawler: “Hey I think he is! We will see what the World Champion wants when we come back!â€
-Cuts to commercial-
A god forced to step off of his pedestal. Only to face a monster of pure destruction. Reluctance and fear is not an option. As these two goliaths prepare to collide in matches that could end a career. An Inferno match, a bull rope match, or falls count anywhere. You decide the match to take these men into glory.
Black X-Mas live December 16th! Get your votes in by December 6th!
-Returns to program-
Jim Ross: “Folks we are back and we got the World Heavyweight Champion in the ring with a microphone let us hear what he has to say.â€
Shawn Michaels: “Black X-Mas is right around the corner. And we all know that the Heartbreak Kid can rise to any occasion and is never going to back down from a challenge. But not knowing who my opponent is will be quite a conundrum. I mean there is Bret Hart. I mean he may use some unorthodox tactics but you cannot deny his tenacity. Or there is the man who pushed me to his limits at Hallowfest, the Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin. And of course that brings us to…â€
(The lights go dark as it flashes like lighting. The lights go back on as Michaels stands the middle of the ring looking down to the mat smirking. Sting stand behind Shawn Michaels in his trench coat holding the bat.)
Shawn Michaels: “…Stingâ€
(Shawn Michaels turns around and looks at Sting. The second Michaels makes eye contact with Sting, Sting unloads with a right hand to the face of Michaels. The World title drops off of the shoulder of Michaels. Sting unloads with a knife edge chop followed by another right hand with a chop to the neck. Michaels is backed up against the ropes and Sting Whips Michaels across the ring. Michaels bounces off the ropes and Sting lands a kick to the midsection of Michaels. Sting turns Michaels around and tries to pull him back for a Scorpion Death Drop. Michaels continues turning and escapes Sting’s grasp. Michaels takes a step back and lands Sweet Chin Music to the face of Sting. Steve Austin is seen running down the ramp and Michaels turns and greets him once he slides into the ring. Austin and Michaels quickly begin to exchange right hands. Austin gets the upper hand and begins to land a series of right hands to the face of Michaels. Austin grabs the wrist of Michaels and whips him across the ring. Michaels bounces off the ropes and runs right into a Lou Thez press. Austin punches away and rises up to his feet and stalks Michaels. Michaels slowly gets to his feet and Austin turns him around. Austin lands a kick to the gut of Michaels but Michaels pushes Austin away as he reaches up for the stunner. Austin bounces off the ropes and Michaels attempts Sweet Chin Music but Austin catches it. Austin throws the foot of Michaels down and kicks him in the gut once again. Austin reaches up and grabs Michaels around the head but Michaels turns Austin around and steps back and connects with another Sweet Chin Music. Michaels rips his shirt off as he looks to Austin and Sting on the mat.. Michaels looks up at the stage as he reaches down and grabs the microphone.)
Michaels: “Come on Hart. You want some too come and get it. I am standing right here!â€
(Michaels throws down the microphone as he looks towards the stage. Hart is seen hopping over the barricade with a steel chair in hand. Hart slides into the ring and drives the end of the steel chair behind the knee of Michaels. Michaels buckles down clutching at his knee. Hart lifts the chair above his head and slams it down on the kicking leg of Michaels. Hart throws the chair aside and lifts the legs of Michaels. Hart lands a few kicks behind the knee of Michaels and steps in between his legs, crosses them, and steps over locking in the Sharpshooter. Hart pulls back as hard as he can as Michaels is screaming in pain as he reaches out at the ropes. Michaels cannot get any leverage and begins to tap out. Hart refuses to let the hold go as officials rush into the ring and begin to pull Hart off of Michaels. The officials also attend to Sting and Austin. Michaels is clutching at his knee while Hart walks over to the World Heavyweight Championship and holds it in the air.
-Broadcast ends-