Should I?

[monkeystyle]

Nah, all I meant was who do you connect with better and have more in common with, etc. Oh, so you weren't dating both at the same time, nvm then who cares. Still funny, but you did absolutely nothing wrong. She sounds cool, photo thing is weird but it's not like it's porn or anything.

Oh, the one I chose, obviously. One of our dates we went to the patio where I work and sat there drank and played chess all night. I loved that. Never met a girl who was willing to go to a bar, drink and play chess. That was cool as shit. If only she didn't suck. But that whole sucking thing makes me feel like she just did that for me because she knows I like to play so that was really nice if that was the case.

Well, it technically is porn isn't it? Maybe I'm not hip to the real definition of porn but I figured nude photo shoots would fall under that umbrella. Whatever, I'll get over it.

Knowing your luck man, they are like best friends too.

You have never seen two more opposite people in your life. If they end up being friends I'm just going to go celibate after that. At that point it'll be pretty clear that there is a God and he fucking hates me.

Must get lonely in the government thus they all go to the SAME dating site.

For clarification's sake it wasn't the same site. I signed up for the two free ones and I met one on each at the exact same time.

 

[...god...]

I was explaining my statement asking who was better. And do you think Playboy = porn?

Do you feel bad for the really nice little girl? Didn't you kinda blow her off?

 

[...god...]

what the fuck happened? did one of these women shank you in your sleep or something.

 

[MizMasta3000]

Where is Monk?

 

[NinoBrown]

Hmmm it's been over a month. Haven't heard from Monk in awhile, sure hope he's not tied up somewhere in a basement or worse, married and fat.