Well I've got one from a couple days ago.
Went out to a function night for my local sports club and it included drinks and a 4 course meal. The food was pretty great and the beers were flowing. A few of us decided to go out after the function to a bar. On the way to the bar my guts made a sudden turn for the worst. I've never experienced anything like it, I was feeling fine and all of a sudden I could feel my bowels tensing and I simply couldn't hold on to this one whilst we drove to the bar. I told the cab driver to pull over at a local McDonalds so I could use the toilet, everybody else in the cab overruled and told me I'd be right and we'd make it. I ended up shouting at the cab driver to pull over and I literally got out the cab and started running for somewhere semi-private so I could take a shit. It was the greenest, most vile shit I've ever done, but luckily it was clean and I avoided shitting my pants. It was embarassing because they filmed me doing the act and the video lasts a good 2-3 minutes and includes me wiping my ass with cardboard I found in an alleyway. At the time I didn't feel overly embarrassed due to being drunk, but now I feel humiliated. I'm the type of person to laugh something like this off, but I'm not looking forward to the ridicule I'm going to receive because of it.
Anybody else have an embarrassing story? Mine could have been a whole lot worse, especially if I didn't get the cab driver to pull over because it took me literally 30 seconds from when i first felt the need to shit to actually shitting. It was freakish and almost like someone had planted laxatives in my food or something.
Went out to a function night for my local sports club and it included drinks and a 4 course meal. The food was pretty great and the beers were flowing. A few of us decided to go out after the function to a bar. On the way to the bar my guts made a sudden turn for the worst. I've never experienced anything like it, I was feeling fine and all of a sudden I could feel my bowels tensing and I simply couldn't hold on to this one whilst we drove to the bar. I told the cab driver to pull over at a local McDonalds so I could use the toilet, everybody else in the cab overruled and told me I'd be right and we'd make it. I ended up shouting at the cab driver to pull over and I literally got out the cab and started running for somewhere semi-private so I could take a shit. It was the greenest, most vile shit I've ever done, but luckily it was clean and I avoided shitting my pants. It was embarassing because they filmed me doing the act and the video lasts a good 2-3 minutes and includes me wiping my ass with cardboard I found in an alleyway. At the time I didn't feel overly embarrassed due to being drunk, but now I feel humiliated. I'm the type of person to laugh something like this off, but I'm not looking forward to the ridicule I'm going to receive because of it.
Anybody else have an embarrassing story? Mine could have been a whole lot worse, especially if I didn't get the cab driver to pull over because it took me literally 30 seconds from when i first felt the need to shit to actually shitting. It was freakish and almost like someone had planted laxatives in my food or something.
