Select your birthdate & complete the sentence

[THE Renegade Diesel]

I kissed my bestfriends boyfriend because I was drunk.

 

[Rated RJC]

I killed a giraffe because that's the way I am.

Fuck giraffes

 

[tazzen78]

I danced with a paperclip Because I was in mental hospital

 

[straight_edge76]

I fell in love with a monkey because I was in a mental hospital.

WTF?

 

[MizMasta3000]

I ate a permanent marker because I was high lol

major munchies lol

 

[Mat Awesome]

I ate a monkey because I can't control myself.


Laughing My Ass Off

 

[Areoplex]

I sang a duet with my best friends girlfriend because I was high.

 

[str8edgepunk]

I shot a permanent marker because that's the way I am.