Select your birthdate & complete the sentence

[alfordaln]

RULES--> Please select month,date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January------- I shot
February------ I ate
March--------- I killed
April--------- I ran away with
May----------- I fell in love with
June---------- I murdered
July---------- I gave my shoes to
August-------- I sang a duet with
September----- I had a crush on
October------- I danced with
November------ I kissed
December------ I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------a homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a Mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8-------------an ipod
9-------------my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------------my dog
12------------my cat
13------------the computer
14------------my science teacher
15------------my neighbour
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18------------my best friends girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permanent marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my psychiatrist
26------------an old lady
27------------a hockey stick
28------------a football player
29------------a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because I was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I am half dead.
Red-----------Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because I cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy
Gray----------Because that's the way I am
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

Here is mine
I sang a duet with a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

 

[Nation]

I murdered a policeman because I was drunk.

 

[Famou$ 187]

I ate an old lady because I was high

 

[Kizza]

I hit a postman because i hate myself.

 

[PeepShow]

I murdered a fat lady because that's the way I am.


Sounds about right.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

I ate a goat because that's the way I am.

 

[LadyHotrod]

Mine was:

The OP is a smurf.

 

[seX-Power]

I gave my shirt to a Mexican because I was drunk.

smurf Mexicans.

 

[TeaDkay]

i hit a policeman because i was drunk

 

[xtremebadass]

I killed my psychiatrist because I was drunk.

 

[noumenon]

I sang a duet with a monkey because I was drunk.

 

[JurassicBonez]

I sang a duet with my best friends boyfriend because I cant control myself.

Hey hey Nou, fellow Leo.

 

[Beer]

I shot my cat because I was in a mental hospital.

 

[Beer]

My brothers is; I gave my shoes to a goat because that's the way I am.
My wives is; I dances with a giraffe because I am half dead.

 

[MizMasta3000]

I ate a permanent marker because I was high lol