Screw One, Marry One, Kill One

[The Hoov]

Fuck: Layla
Marry: Mila Kunis
Kill: Melanie Iglesias

Torrie Wilson, Olivia Wilde and Amy Adams

 

[Heisenberg]

Fuck: Torrie Wilson
Marry: Olivia Wilde
Kill: Amy Adams

Sable, Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler

 

[The Hoov]

Fuck: Stacy Keibler
Marry: Trish Stratus
Kill: Sable

Reby Sky, Angelina Love, Kelly Kelly

 

[Heisenberg]

Fuck: Kelly Kelly
Marry: Reby Sky
Kill: Angelina Love

Eve Torres, Natalya, AJ

 

[The Hoov]

Fuck: Natalya
Marry: AJ
Kill: Eve Torres #HOESKI

Shelly Martinez, Traci Brooks and SoCal Val

 

[Heisenberg]

Fuck: SoCal Val
Marry: Shelly Martinez
Kill: Traci Brooks

Velvet Sky, Karen Jarrett, Rosita

 

[Cwalker]

Fuck: Rosita
Marry: Velvet Sky
Kill: Karen Jarrett

Mickie James, Tara, Winter

 

[Heisenberg]

Fuck: Tara
Marry: Mickie James
Kill: Winter

Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Maria

 

[Doink]

Fuck: Kaitlyn
Marry: Kelly Kelly
Kill: Maria

Trish Stratus, Mickie James, Maryse Ouellet

 

[Cwalker]

Fuck: Maryse
Marry: Mickie James
Kill: Trish

ODB, Jackie Moore, Kharma

 

[Ryan]

Fuck ODB
Marry Jackie Moore
Kill myself for fucking either of the aforementioned women.

Kate Upton, Paulina Gretzky, Bar Refaeli

 

[Heisenberg]

Fuck: Paulina Gretzky
Marry: Kate Upton
Kill: Bar Refaeli

Beyoncé, Eva Mendes, Megan Fox

 

[Pete]

Fuck: Megan
Marry: Eva
Kill: Beyoncé

Katherine Heigl, Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

[Heisenberg]

Fuck: Katherine Heigl
Marry: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kill: Amanda Seyfried

Jessica Alba, Kim Kardashian, Sofia Vergara

 

[Cwalker]

Marry: Jessica Alba
Fuck: Sofia Vergara
Kill: Kim Kardashian

Jessica Biel, Cameron Diaz, Mandy Moore