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I'm so happy Reigns broke Kane's record.
Also sorry Punk fans but the Chokeslam through the table was vintage Kane and I'm happy the Big Red Monster is showing his true colors again.
 

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Mick Foley's rating

https://www.facebook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/766587886704685 HEY WWE....WHAT THE F?

Yes, I'm going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow. I had every intention of putting a brick through my TV tonight, after seeing that Daniel Bryan was not even entered in the Royal Rumble match, let alone going to win the thing. But, upon seeing their dad with a brick in his hand, my younger children got a little bit scared, thinking their dad had lost his mind. A rather spirited debate about the wisdom of following through on the promise to put a brick through my TV ensued with my wife - and, as is usually the case in marital debates, I, being the husband, did not emerge victorious. Honestly, the points she made about mercury and glass fragments everywhere were pretty good ones.

But I'm still going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow - when the kids are in school, and I can take the TV outside the house for the actual throwing of the brick. Granted, it's not nearly as dramatic as doing it live, right after the Rumble, but at least I will be keeping my word.

As I mentioned on Twitter, I've never felt so disgusted at the conclusion of a WWE (or any) PPV. Like many of you out there, I just don't get it. This Daniel Bryan thing is a phenomenon. You get it. I get it. The fans in Pittsburgh (yes, I was thinking of writing "RIGHT TH...but I'm just not in a cheap pop mood) got it. But tonight, for the first time, I had to admit to myself that the powers that be are just not going to get it. And that makes me sad. I'm just honestly sad, just flat out fucking sad (yes, I dropped an F-bomb there to emphasize how F'ing sad I am for the guys who bust their butts night in and night out - Ziggler, Punk, Bryan, etc - with no hope of getting their shot at this year's Mania.

You know who else I'm sad for? Me. In my two years as an official WWE Ambassador, I never once had to lie about my enthusiasm for the company or the product. Now, although I am no longer officially an Ambassador for WWE (believe it or not, my only official role in WWE is as GM for Saturday Morning Slam, a contract that ends in one month) I was till looking forward to being part of the biggest event of the year. I'll probably end up going anyway. But I'm about 1/6th as excited about it as I was just a few hours ago. I wanted so badly to hear 75,000 WWE fans chanting "YES" - and seeing fans walk away absolutely ecstatic about the outcome of a PPV for the first time in a while...a long while. But when given the chance to make it happen (unless they've got something MAJOR up their sleeve) WWE's answer tonight was a resounding "NO, NO, NO".
 

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Mick Foley's rating

https://www.facebook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/766587886704685 HEY WWE....WHAT THE F?

Yes, I'm going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow. I had every intention of putting a brick through my TV tonight, after seeing that Daniel Bryan was not even entered in the Royal Rumble match, let alone going to win the thing. But, upon seeing their dad with a brick in his hand, my younger children got a little bit scared, thinking their dad had lost his mind. A rather spirited debate about the wisdom of following through on the promise to put a brick through my TV ensued with my wife - and, as is usually the case in marital debates, I, being the husband, did not emerge victorious. Honestly, the points she made about mercury and glass fragments everywhere were pretty good ones.

But I'm still going to put a brick through my TV. It's just going to have to wait until tomorrow - when the kids are in school, and I can take the TV outside the house for the actual throwing of the brick. Granted, it's not nearly as dramatic as doing it live, right after the Rumble, but at least I will be keeping my word.

As I mentioned on Twitter, I've never felt so disgusted at the conclusion of a WWE (or any) PPV. Like many of you out there, I just don't get it. This Daniel Bryan thing is a phenomenon. You get it. I get it. The fans in Pittsburgh (yes, I was thinking of writing "RIGHT TH...but I'm just not in a cheap pop mood) got it. But tonight, for the first time, I had to admit to myself that the powers that be are just not going to get it. And that makes me sad. I'm just honestly sad, just flat out fucking sad (yes, I dropped an F-bomb there to emphasize how F'ing sad I am for the guys who bust their butts night in and night out - Ziggler, Punk, Bryan, etc - with no hope of getting their shot at this year's Mania.

You know who else I'm sad for? Me. In my two years as an official WWE Ambassador, I never once had to lie about my enthusiasm for the company or the product. Now, although I am no longer officially an Ambassador for WWE (believe it or not, my only official role in WWE is as GM for Saturday Morning Slam, a contract that ends in one month) I was till looking forward to being part of the biggest event of the year. I'll probably end up going anyway. But I'm about 1/6th as excited about it as I was just a few hours ago. I wanted so badly to hear 75,000 WWE fans chanting "YES" - and seeing fans walk away absolutely ecstatic about the outcome of a PPV for the first time in a while...a long while. But when given the chance to make it happen (unless they've got something MAJOR up their sleeve) WWE's answer tonight was a resounding "NO, NO, NO".
Its a work! HHH to make Foley join the 'kiss my ass club' on Raw!
 
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2/10: No Bryan, 1 Rumble Return, Bad Build Up, Horrible title match, 4 Fucking matches please


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2/10: No Bryan, 1 Rumble Return, Bad Build Up, Horrible title match, 4 Fucking matches please


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1 star rating for each new superstar that was born on a PPV. Tough crowd I tell ya.
 

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1 star rating for each new superstar that was born on a PPV. Tough crowd I tell ya.

If it's like that it is only 1/10 which I would have given if Nash hadn't returned, Reigns was great


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If it's like that it is only 1/10 which I would have given if Nash hadn't returned, Reigns was great


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Reigns and Wyatt were both made tonight.
 

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I guess, but really ppl won't remember Wyatt beating Bryan 10 years from now


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I guess, but really ppl won't remember Wyatt beating Bryan 10 years from now


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I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. Asking anyone to remember anything for 10 years is a lot to ask.
 
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Exactly in WWE, Kane is (was) remembered as the guy who tossed out 11 guys, not Rock beating Angle for the strap. Just like how a Reigns will be known as the guy who tossed out 12 guys


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Assuming Wyatt goes on to great things, people will look back on tonight as his coming out party.
 

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Bryan/Wyatt was great. It wasn't five stars or anything, but I probably couldn't ask for a better match between the two than what we got. The disappointing part was that I thought the loss pretty much guaranteed that Bryan was entering the Rumble and winning. When his match with Bray went on first and he lost, I had this idea that Bryan losing at the start of the show (and feeling crushed by the loss in a backstage segment, perhaps) was meant to bring the show full circle by the end by having him enter and win the Rumble to close out the show. Those hopes weren't realized, of course.

Brock/Show was just a disappointment. I wanted an actual MATCH between the two, a real contest of strength/power/dominance between two behemoths, but all we got was Lesnar smacking Big Show with a chair a bunch of times, Lesnar being hit with the WMD and then Brock ducking a second one and catching Big Show in one of his most impressive looking F-5's, all in quick order. Don't get me wrong, Lesnar still being conscious after taking the WMD and then him basically walking across the ring with Big Show on his shoulders was awesome, but I wanted a full-length match, not just the best spots of one all within a five minutes or less.

Cena/Orton was actually pretty good and was made even better by the crowd shitting all over it. And it looks like Cena/Wyatt is happening after all (Meltzer right on the money again.)

The Rumble match was pretty decent. A lot of newer stars did get the chance to shine and put on pretty good performances - The Shield, Luke Harper and Ceasro all lasted awhile in the Rumble match (especially Rollins.) They made Reigns really look like a beast tonight as we all expected them to, and even Alexander Rusev, a guy who isn't even part of the main roster yet, looked impressive tonight. Beyond that, just an averagely good Rumble match that had a whole bunch of predictable moments, the most predictable being the obvious ending.
 

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I would rate it 2 out of 10. The 2 points are cause of Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt. That match was a career defining moment for Bray Wyatt. He showed us he can put on a great show.
 

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Bryan, Bray & Roman held this pay per view and it's a solid 3 from me.