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Sabretooth

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If your a John Cena fan come up with a rap insulting The Rock. If your a Rock fan come up with a song insulting John Cena.

Here's my rap insulting The Rock. In the rap I am John Cena.



Rock reads notes off his wrist, he's so lame he has to resort to Kung Pao Bitch. He's not even Rock now he's Dwayne, it doesn't matter because it's all the same. At WrestleMania I'm gonna lay my knuckles to your face, I'm gonna be the victor your gonna be a disgrace. You keep saying I don't have balls, why don't you say it to my face, you don't have the gall. Dwayne you suck, your not even on my level, at WrestleMania I'm gonna be red hot, I'm gonna be like the devil. He left for seven years to work on movies, he sits there all day drinking a smoothie. Rock you say I have lady parts, well in three weeks I'm gonna tear you apart.
 

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Fuji's Cena/Rock Raps

Just because I'm in the 'Mania mood and this one got some lulz, I'm gonna' do a few Fuji raps in defense of my man John Cena in advance of his match with The Rock at 'Mania. Here's the first one and there's more to come...

"Hey Rock, get your facts straight, oh wait you can't,
maybe you're too busy trying to play to the "plants",
you call Cena out for never tasting the pie,
but at the same time you're paying Dany until you die,
So bust out the guitar and the weak ass song,
while Cena makes you look like you're wearing a thong,
come April 1st you'll be even farther out of reach,
while the Doctor of Thuganomics makes sure you suck like a leech."
 

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Re: Our personal rap or song.

I don't see why not.

I see being tough is your new thing, Dwayne.
I remember you wasn't so tough when Brock was Bringing The Pain.
Bitch, He F-5'd your ass and the WHOLE DAMN crowd went insane.

So you packed your stuff up and tucked tail to Tinsel Town.
But first you had to pick up your nuts from he ground.
You came back to us for one final round.
Til Goldberg rocked your ass and Speared you to the ground.

Now you want one last hoo-rah and at the expense of the Champ.
Do you remember 2003 when you couldn't walk up the ramp?
I've been holding it down since then, fool this is my camp.

This shit's so one sided you can barely call it a feud.
It's a Tooth Fairy against a wrestler in a damn bad mood.
Rocky you spend 6 hours on a promo and you still getting booed.
At WrestleMania 28, for once the fans won't get screwed,
To make a long story short, I'm gonna adjust your attitude.
 
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Re: Our personal rap or song.

I don't see why not.

I see being tough is your new thing, Dwayne.
I remember you wasn't so tough when Brock was Bringing The Pain.
Bitch, He F-5'd your ass and the crowd went insane.

So you packed your stuff up and tucked tail to Tinsel Town.
But first you had to pick up your nuts from he ground.
You came back to us for one final round.
Til Goldberg rocked your ass and Speared you to the ground.

Now you want one last hoo-rah and at the expense of the Champ.
Do you remember 2003 when you couldn't walk up the ramp?
I've been holding it down since then, fool this is my camp.

This shit's so one sided you can barely call it a feud.
It's a Tooth Fairy against a wrestler in a damn bad mood.
Rocky you spend 6 hours on a promo and you still getting booed.
At WrestleMania 28, for once the fans won't get screwed,
To make a long story short, I'm gonna adjust your attitude.

Wow EC that's really good
 

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Re: Fuji's Cena/Rock Raps

Just because I'm in the 'Mania mood and this one got some lulz, I'm gonna' do a few Fuji raps in defense of my man John Cena in advance of his match with The Rock at 'Mania. Here's the first one and there's more to come...

"Hey Rock, get your facts straight, oh wait you can't,
maybe you're too busy trying to play to the "plants",
you call Cena out for never tasting the pie,
but at the same time you're paying Dany until you die,
So bust out the guitar and the weak ass song,
while Cena makes you look like you're wearing a thong,
come April 1st you'll be even farther out of reach,
while the Doctor of Thuganomics makes sure you suck like a leech."

Why did you create a new thread
 

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Re: Fuji's Cena/Rock Raps

Why did you create a new thread
I'm the admin, I can create a thread whenever I feel like it. To be honest, I didn't see your "rap" beforehand and I also am not 100% certain you even wrote yours while I know for a fact that I wrote mine, in less than 3 minutes, after Raw. However, since you persist in being a whiny little asshole, I'm going to merge the threads and then it will look like you were the first person on the planet to come up with the idea of writing a rap to insult The Rock.

I hope it keeps you warm at night.
 
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Lolz Viper, stay in school. All you did was copy everything Cena has said lately and it really sucks.

I would add one to this but I'm white and not a rapper.

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Re: ViperRKO wuz first wiff de RAPZ~!

I will play the Rock on this one...

"I am twice the star you will ever be and have made 20 times the money you will... Shut the hell up"
 

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Re: ViperRKO wuz first wiff de RAPZ~!

I will play the Rock on this one...

"I am twice the star you will ever be and have made 20 times the money you will... Shut the hell up"

Damn these recessions lol .
 

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Re: ViperRKO wuz first wiff de RAPZ~!

I'm as good a rapper as J.R. sorry..
 

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Re: ViperRKO wuz first wiff de RAPZ~!

Lolz Viper, stay in school. All you did was copy everything Cena has said lately and it really sucks.

I would add one to this but I'm white and not a rapper.

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I copied what Cena said. Yeah ok sure whatever
 

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Re: ViperRKO wuz first wiff de RAPZ~!

I copied what Cena said. Yeah ok sure whatever
We got it, you were "first". Now let's get back to submitting raps or rock songs.
 

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Re: ViperRKO wuz first wiff de RAPZ~!

We got it, you were "first". Now let's get back to submitting raps or rock songs.

Me, Fuji, and EC submitted ours. Brandon let's see you spit something out