Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Lover Boy]

Eating and sleeping are two of my favorite things two do.

Masturbating is certainly one of mine.

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

Masturbating is certainly one of mine.

That's exactly why it's fun when people say "go fuck yourself," you reply with "I already have."

 

[Hidden Blaze]

That's exactly why it's fun when people say "go fuck yourself," you reply with "I already have."

My random thought of the day, being woken up early when you want to sleep more sucks ass

 

[Alex Scott]

Eddie, no I am not. I am a Smurf.

 

[Eddie North]

Smurf? who said anything about Smurfs? I just want to clarify that your not a dolphin

 

[Alex Scott]

You are correct, Eddie. Not a dolphin lol

 

[Eddie North]

ok your not a dolphin... but you never said you weren't gay! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Alex Scott]

Like Kanye West once protested...I am not a gay fish.

 

[Smart Marx]

Like Kanye West once protested...I am not a gay fish.

Dolphins are mammals. So, you still have not denied North's charges!!!

 

[Alex Scott]

Damn it! I fell to the Homer Simpson logic of dolphins being fish. DAMN IT!

 

[Swamps]

Here's a random though, I want to get drunk and go nail my ex-g/f's sister... I think I'll do that when I get back home! Three cheers to being a shit bag!

 

[Fuji Vice]

Here's a random though, I want to get drunk and go nail my ex-g/f's sister... I think I'll do that when I get back home! Three cheers to being a shit bag!

Well on the bright side of things, at least you didn't say you want to get drunk and nail YOUR sister. There's hope for you yet my good man!

 

[Petty]

Lol swamps I'd do the same shit and no [MENTION=51]Fuji Vice[/MENTION] I don't mean bang my sister.

 

[Swamps]

Random thought of the day. I haven't had a drop of booze in three weeks now... Now only if I could drop tobacco...

 

[Petty]

Yeah, Tobacco is gonna kill you.