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[Solid Snake]

Fact: Cats are aliens.

Ancient Egypt knew... :madcat:
*cues X-Files music*

 

[Solid Snake]

Is that a self potrait?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

I think people already know how you live, but your secret is safe.

 

[Swift]

Third dead whale in a week washes ashore in California

 

[Swift]

Blue flames in Hawaii lava raises new fears of explosions

Forget Mars, there could be life on Venus

World's tallest active geyser awakens in Yellowstone

Scientists to use DNA to finally determine whether the Loch Ness Monster is real

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

How a 4-Hour Battle Between Russian Mercenaries and U.S. Commandos Unfolded in Syria

Planet 9 is really a hidden world in our solar system, study suggests

>Declaring anything not named Pluto "Planet 9"

This is why I want the terrorists to win.

Forget Mars, there could be life on Venus

Microscopic life isn't very fun. How can I live out my Independence Day fantasies if I can't shoot down alien fighters?

 

[Swift]

Armed Citizen Kills Shooter at an Oklahoma Restaurant

 

[Swift]

Canada restaurant blast: 15 injured, police search for suspects

 

[Swift]

Man 'trying to take selfie with bear' mauled to death

 

[Solid Snake]

Man 'trying to take selfie with bear' mauled to death

If I ever end up on the news for doing this with a wild large cat, know I did it without any regrets. :dawg:

 

[Red Rain]

Man 'trying to take selfie with bear' mauled to death

Not an isolated incident. This has been going on a while.

If you p*ss a bear off good have your trusty shotgun near by.

You aim for its leg then pull. Once it's down, go point blank on his dome to put it out of its misery.

In my experience, a bear's head can tough a bullet. Also, fat can hinder bullet penetration easy.

Against the sport of it but IF you run across a hostile bear, you gotta own him.

 

[Swift]

Israel planned to bomb Iran and start a war, former spy chief says
:dale:

U.S. Strikes Killed Nearly 500 Civilians in 2017, Pentagon Says
:dale:

Holocaust study: Two-thirds of millennials don’t know what Auschwitz is
:dale:

As Tigers Become Rarer, Poachers Are Targeting Lions
:facepalm1:

 

[Swift]

A bear, 2 lions, 2 tigers, and a jaguar escaped from a zoo in Germany

La. black bear makes himself at home in city of Winnfield: report

(´・ω・`)

 

[Solid Snake]

A bear, 2 lions, 2 tigers, and a jaguar escaped from a zoo in Germany

A bear, two lions, two tigers, and a jaguar walk into a bar...

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Germany set to make 'educational state-funded feminist pornography' | Daily Mail Online

Dailymail isn't something I'd call a "reputable news organization", but this headline is way, WAY too hilarious not to share. Other news sites all link back to Dailymail, so there's a chance the story is utter bullocks. Even so, enjoy the thought of state-funded "anti-stereotype" porn!