[Inside a large plaza packed with a sold-out crowd, somewhere in Manhattan, New York, the Pulse Pro-Wrestling Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony is set to begin. A large set is adorned in electric blue colors and prestigious golden accents as the Pulse Pro-Wrestling Hall of Fame logo sits adjusted on the largest monitor in the building.]
[Members of the audience include Fuji Vice, twirling his long curling black mustache as the camera pans across he and Misses Lo Pan sitting at their table. Professor Booty has come adorned in his nicest linen suit, with a loud green tie covered in rad phrases, screaming party animal, but at the same time projecting a sophisticated appearance. Troy, with his adorable niece in tow has also found his way to the festivities and has checks his pearly whites in a serving spoon as the camera candidly flashes on him. The Linebacker can be found at the bar, relaxing with Catfish Billy. The two have made the decision to wear British schoolboy-like outfits, complete with brown trousers and sweater vests. Meanwhile, Apex Predator has apparently lured ViperRKO into a back alley and shut the door on him. With his faded denim jeans and snazzy polo shirt adorned, he holds the door closed as a frantic Viper attempts to heave it open. B-Lazy is getting high in the bathroom and Castiel is playing a round of Pokemon with Swinny, while Brandon blogs on his smart phone. Mitch is having his way with some cocktail shrimp and Crimson Tide is wrecked on wine coolers and hand jobs, as he relaxes in the front row with his button-up shirt open, exposing his un-groomed chest hairs which possess old popcorn and old ice cream. His eyes possess bags the size of Pamela Anderson’s chest and it’s quite apparent he is not aware of his surroundings. In the meantime, W-olf can be seen trying to adjust his clip-on tie in the reflection off of the screen door which welcomes guests to the event. Heavy Metal Carebear is climbing out of her old Volvo, opting not to go with a traditional long-dress and instead wearing some high heel boots and a lavish sundress (not in a skanky way at all, might I add). Trent is seen outside trying to buy drug paraphernalia off of Chaka Krim who is caught off guard by the cameras and quickly stuffs his collection of pipes and syringes back into his coat. Death Dealer is joined by Juliet Brooks for this occasion as the friends enter the doors together, trying to convince the world that they are fancier than they might actually be. Swamps decided to go Full Metal Jacket and sits in the corner of the plaza, curled up with a rifle in hand, mumbling something about al-Qaeda. The remaining non-A-listers are forced to share a table in the opposite corner where they talk about life without orange, red, green, black, or purple usernames. Horrorfan has dawned his favorite Ricky Steamboat shirt and complimented it with a sports coat, while Rick Grimes decided to go all out with a bright white tuxedo. The two speak of some fantasy land called ‘WC’ and eat cheesy pizza which they brought to the event with them from the local Pizza Hut. Porkchop Express and Jay Dee elect to entertain one another with a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors as they await the beginning of the ceremony.]
[Finally, the lights dim and a voiceover announces the beginning of the spectacle and introduces tonight’s host for the induction ceremony, the incomparable one… The EC! “We Are Young†by fun. Featuring Janelle Monae gives way to the event’s host who comes out onto the broad stage, where a podium is fastened, along with an intricate, transparent, crystal-like table of some sort with nine divided sections on them. Clearly, this table is meant for the placement of trophies or plaques that will commemorate the inductees that will be initiated tonight. The EC, along with his four-piece suit and glimmering cufflinks approaches the stand and takes a piece of paper out the front pocket of his jacket, meant to hold a handkerchief traditionally. He unfolds the paper and clears his throat, looking up at the crowd.]
The EC - “Welcome one and all to the inaugural, 2012 Pulse Pro-Wrestling Hall of Fame induction ceremony! I pitched this idea to a board of associates several long months ago, and the idea was adopted and this beautiful museum and venue was constructed to forever house those who are lucky enough to receive induction into these hallowed halls by the Pulse committee of Hall of Fame experts. I see some of you out here tonight as a matter of a fact. Anyways, this Pulse Pro-Wrestling Hall of Fame Memorial Building was built right here in the heart of New York for good reason. The location was selected because it was a true proving ground for wrestlers in the early years. It’s where many men made their name and where WWE began its own meteoric rise to global prominence. This is a city with more wrestling history than any other in the world, so could we have a round of applause for the men and women of the Manhattan Chamber of Commerce, as well the Mayor and Governor for allowing us the permission to build this landmark building here!â€
[The audience complies with cheers and hand-clapping.]
The EC - “Yes, wrestling in America was birthed here, and over time, it expanded to new regions and wrestling became a different entity altogether. What was once meant to be a brawny sport for stern muscle men with planks for faces eventually adopted a showman-friendly policy where you could not only compete in legitimate competition but also show off your charisma. The wrestling world is still an ever-changing monster and though many men will come and go in this business, those worth merit WILL be enshrined into this fine establishment, after all, that’s why we’re all here right?â€
[Slight chants for wrestlers and the Hall of Fame.]
The EC - “Well, it’s quite apparent that in this business, the way you portray yourself and the aura you project can make or break a competitor. Some men have been sour in their approach, and have been brick walls, deciding not to cater to the fans’ need for entertainment, and rather do things for the sake of making a name for themselves at all cost. But not all men are like that. Some men have characters too large to be expressed by a casual outward appearance. Their persona must be exercised in a way that allows for the absolute impelling of their character. Their persona even becomes much too large of a monster on its own, and it becomes more than part of a person. It becomes that person. No such superstar throughout history is a better example of having too much personality to be held in than the man who I am about to induct. He couldn’t live his true character to the fullest until he BECAME his character and slathered face pain on himself. Ladies and gentlemen this is man who defined an entire legacy and franchised a promotion that had a snowball’s chance in hell at one point. Please give it up for the very first induction into Pulse Pro-Wrestling Hall of Fame, Class of 2012, The Icon -â€
STING!
[A large image of Steve Borden aka Sting appears across the multiple screens poised in the background. First of the ‘surfer’ Sting gimmick. After a moment, this image melts down into ‘crow’ Sting circa 1996, and then Wolfpac Sting, and ends on an image of modern Sting. The EC raises high a plaque for Sting, upon his induction into the Hall of Fame.]
The EC - “The one they call Sting is a true Icon in this sport. He’s a man that came from nothing and turned into something, fighting and shouting his entire way up. He reached the top of the mountain long ago and never fell off in route to winning about a dozen championships throughout his career with his number of reigns equaling next to 30. He has been described by opponents ranging from the likes of Vader to Samoa Joe as one of the most versatile human beings on planet earth as well as one of the most remorseless, yet passionate men in the business. It is my honor to be able to announce Sting as the first member of the Pulse Pro-Wrestling Hall of Fame Class of 2012, inducted into the Renaissance Wing of the Hall! Congratulations, Sting!â€
[The crowd feverishly claps for the man, myth, and legend that is “The Icon†Sting. The EC walks over and slides the plaque of Sting into the first available slot on the glimmering table and claps it up for the man as well. We then fade to a video tribute of Sting, setting up an intermission.]
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