Pro Wrestling Caption Thread

[BretScrewedBret]

Vince: Just touch it, for fucks sake Linda.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Vince: Fuck YOU, BITCH!

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Vince: Woah woah woah, you can stop right there Lawler. When we want advice on stalking high school cheerleaders, we'll talk to you pal.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

At *BE A STAR* Program Speech

HHH: ... AND GODDAMNIT WHEN I SAY SELL THIS PUNCH YOU WILL SELL IT WITH CRISP BACK BUMPS YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKERS!!! OR I WILL TAG YOUR LITTLE ASSES FOR REAL!! I AM THE GAME! I AM THE DESTROYER!! I AM THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN!! I AM THE KING OF MOTHER FUCKING KINGS!!!!

 

[Deezy]

I told you hand, I can't put a sock over you. That is Gimmick Infringement.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Shaq: It's a real honor, Ric.

Ric: Honor's all mine Shaq. *grips hand tightly* Say say... you think you can loan me a Benjamin for the bar later?

 

[Deezy]

Do I know anything about bullying?

 

[Deezy]

I told you to watch out for gelatinous tapeworms you parasite.

 

[TKK]

You ate my granola bars ... You must pay!

 

[Chris Dresdon]

"My heart says yes, my mind says Batista would take her from me too."

 

[TKK]

Nikki: Hey Daniel! Remember me?

Daniel Bryan: ... Yes.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

"If anyone finds a contact lens, it's mine!"

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Laxatives, don't fail me now!

 

[Nevermore Arcanum]

Heyman: What if we used profits from your TNA dvd to make our OWN ice cream bars?
Punk: Oooooh.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Eddie: You booin' child murderers, holmes?!

Benoit: Yeah I murdered the *SHIT* out of my family!

Perry: *Pound it out, brother.

Eddie: Odelay, holmes!!!

Dean: He'd murder all of their kids too.

Benoit: These tools love me for my suplexes.