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Pro Wrestling Caption Thread
- Thread starter BretScrewedBret
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Vince: Fuck YOU, BITCH!
Vince: Woah woah woah, you can stop right there Lawler. When we want advice on stalking high school cheerleaders, we'll talk to you pal.
At *BE A STAR* Program Speech
HHH: ... AND GODDAMNIT WHEN I SAY SELL THIS PUNCH YOU WILL SELL IT WITH CRISP BACK BUMPS YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKERS!!! OR I WILL TAG YOUR LITTLE ASSES FOR REAL!! I AM THE GAME! I AM THE DESTROYER!! I AM THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN!! I AM THE KING OF MOTHER FUCKING KINGS!!!!
Shaq: It's a real honor, Ric.
Ric: Honor's all mine Shaq. *grips hand tightly* Say say... you think you can loan me a Benjamin for the bar later?
"My heart says yes, my mind says Batista would take her from me too."
"If anyone finds a contact lens, it's mine!"
Laxatives, don't fail me now!
Heyman: What if we used profits from your TNA dvd to make our OWN ice cream bars?
Punk: Oooooh.
Eddie: You booin' child murderers, holmes?!
Benoit: Yeah I murdered the *SHIT* out of my family!
Perry: *Pound it out, brother.
Eddie: Odelay, holmes!!!
Dean: He'd murder all of their kids too.
Benoit: These tools love me for my suplexes.