Pro Wrestling Caption Thread

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This is an ongoing thread with a simple concept. Find a picture related to pro wrestling, and make a caption that's funny to you. Don't worry so much about what other people find funny. We'll all find that groove over time. This is a thing that I've done elsewhere and can be really fun and make the work day pass by.


I'll kick off with a few random ones. Oh uh... I tend to do tasteless captions so... yeah.


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Tenay: Let's find out just how Dirty this Bitch is.

Foley: AY-YOOOO!

ODB:
Let's fill up my holes!



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Tenay: HEY LEX, FUCK YOU!!!




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Vince: So I say "NO YOU SLUUUUT! I'M YOUR FATHER! I CREEEEATED YOU!! YOU'RE MY CREEEATION!! NOW YOU LET ME CUM ON YOUR PREGNANT BELLY, BECAUSE THIS BABY MUST BE BAPTIZED!"

Ric: Nice, nice.


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Vince: RAVAGE ME, DONALD! RAVAGE ME LIKE YOU WOULD RAVAGE MY DAUGHTER!!!! I HAVE LEFT MY BACKDOOR WIDE OPEN, TAKE ME DONALD!
 

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"Who the fuck does this guy think he is, stole my guitar, shirt and glasses"
 
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PS Hayes: If you didn't want a man to eat 7 helpings of baked beans you shouldn't have brought him to a buffet. Fuck you.

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Nash: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do

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Nash: "2 Sweet" me like you mean it, Booker!!! Fuck!! Be a professional!!


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PS Hayes: When this fuckin' thing is over with - I don't mind telling you I will Pearl Harbor that fuckin' sushi buffet next door with a vengeance.

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PS Hayes: Once on the set of Highlander, the boys and I took turns shitting in Sean Connery's trailer after downing a few bottles of whiskey.
 
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Lawler: You know it's really real, right? Are you fucking Blue or something?
 
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RVD: So you're like a librarian right dude?

Kane: Libertarian.

RVD: Right on right on, so like you guys want to make weed legal right?

Kane: Well it is one of our platforms, we feel the drug war has been too costly and clearly is not a success. When you look at the statistics...

RVD: *starts snoring with eyes open*
 
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Neil: I can't believe they screwed up CM Punk's angle by bringing him back so soon! Well maybe they can salvage it but I doubt it.
 
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Taker: UGLY CONTEST, LET'S GO.... NEVERMIND I FORFEIT. YOU WIN. YOU ALWAYS DO!
 
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Vince: THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY, I'M GOING TO THAILAND!!

Trips: Pop... I love you Pop.

Vince: THE PRIZE IS MIIIINE!!!
 
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David Crockett: Wanna hit this roach?

Tony Schiavone: .....

David Crockett: Wanna hit this, Tony?

Tony Schiavone: .....

David Crockett: Tony!

Tony Schiavone: ..... nah man I'm good.
 
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JR: I sure do love a big plate of BBQ!

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Batman: THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!!!
 

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Stone Cold: Madness? THIS! IS! WRESTLING!
Jericho: Mother...!
CM Punk (as Nelson Muntz): HA-HA!
Serena (thinking): Just keep smiling and maybe he won't know what Chris and I did last night...
 
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