Unplanned (Since some people didn’t get it)
Well some people didn’t really understand what I meant when I said ANZAC would be unplanned. It’s not like there’s going to be no feuds, no storylines, it’s not just going to be a random clusterfuck of promos and matches. Basically, with my past 2 BTBs, I planned everything. It gave me very little room to move so to speak, and I had storylines and feuds I wanted to write right away months in the future. I was writing because I wanted to get there, and I just wasn’t enjoying. ANZAC is just going to be whatever seems good at the time. Yes, I have semi-mapped out my PPV card, but it has changed about 6 times already and I haven’t had a week-by-week plan of what will happen. For example, the opening promo of this show was edited and moved around 3 or 4 times, since I kept getting different ideas until I came out with what I thought would work out best. Title reigns, feuds, pushes, I have no idea how long they’ll last. It depends on the reaction they get I suppose. Maybe Gards will get it now =/
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Pro Wrestling ANZAC
Monday Night Dynamite
Episode 1
September 28, 2008
LIVE from Newcastle, New South Wales
Pyro blasts off all around the Newcastle Entertainment Centre as Dynamite’s theme song ‘The City is at War’ by Cobra Starship blares over the speakers, before we are handed over to the ANZAC commentating team, Jim Ross, Joey Styles and John ‘Bradshaw’ Layfield!
JR: Hello wrestling fans welcome to the first ever edition of ANZAC Monday Night Dynamite!
JBL: The lights are shining bright Down Under and tonights show should blow the roof off of this arena!
Styles: I concur, we have all 3 of our champions crowned in what are sure to be classic matches!
JR: But it’s now time for us to hear from one of ANZAC’s biggest signings-
The Rock’s music is heard throughout the arena as The Great One suddenly makes his way down to the ring. He steps into the ring and grabs a microphone
Rock: FINALLY……The Rock has come back…and gets to leave this shithole in two hours!
The crowd boo and begin a ‘Rocky Sucks’ chant
Rock: What did you expect? I’m stuck in this stupid country, full of fat, drunk, hairy, incompetent idiots. And that’s just the women! The Great One is above this, The Peoples Champion should be walking with people worshipping the ground he walks upon, people wanting to kiss The Rock’s feet! Instead, he walks around surrounding by these filthy animals you like to call ‘Australians’. Well all I can say to each and everyone of you is you should grab one of those Koalas, shine it up real nice…turn that sumbitch and stick it straight up your ugly hermaphrodite asses! Because as soon as he can, The Rock is going to get onto a plane and fly far, far away and ANZAC will STILL pay him because The Rock is the trail-blazing, eyebrow raising-
‘Sexy Boy’ plays over the speakers as the crowd erupts and HBK makes his way to the ring!
JR: Shawn Michaels! The Heartbreak Kid, The Great One, in the same ring for the first time!
Styles: What a great way to kick off ANZAC!
HBK: Rock, there’s something I once heard and I think it is very fitting to quote that now. And that was (Shawn moves in closer to Rock’s face) KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You need to learn some respect Rocky, for the fans, for your peers, and for this business!
Rock: So you think The Rock needs to learn some respect huh?
HBK: That’s exac-
Rock: It doesn’t matter what you think! You see Shawn, you’re not no Sexy Boy, you’re certainly nobody’s ‘boy toy’ and if you keep trying to make the moves that really move them, you’ll probably bust your damn hip. The fact is Shawn, you are the past, The Rock is the future! Shawn, you’re glory days are done! Step back, it’s time for the spotlight to shine on The Great One, The Rock, the greatest superstar of all time!
HBK: The greatest superstar of all time? That was possibly the stupidest thing I’ve heard come out of your mouth, and I’ve heard a whole lot of crap come out of your mouth. Rock, take a look back. A retrospective if you will, on my career. The first Grand Slam Champion in history, the 4 time World Champion, I’ve beaten Bret Hart, Kurt Angle, Triple H, John Cena, Randy Orton, Edge, Chris Jericho, Ric Flair (crowd give a WOO), the list goes on and on. What I have done in this business will never be paralleled, and I think it’s been a damn good ride (crowd pops in agreement). I was born for this business Rocky, and you, well you just spat on it and left for Hollywood when you got the chance. You haven’t got the passion, the heart, you just saw this business as a stepping stone Rocky and-
The Rock shoves his hand extremely close to Shawn’s face, telling him to shut up
Rock: The funny thing is Shawn, everything you just mentioned, I bet half these fans are too young to even remember! You’re old, you’re the past, get the hell out of my ring! You don’t deserve to be standing here with The People’s Champion!
HBK: It’s funny that you think I’m old, because I’m sure this ‘old man’ could still kick your teeth down your throat any day of the week! But I have an idea Rocky, since you seem to be able to walk the walk, let’s see if you can talk the talk. Me and you, face to face, in the ring, one on one, for the first time ever!
Rock: So that’s it Shawn? You want to go one…on one with the Great One? The Rock is quite simply the greatest superstar who ever lived, and to force him into a match with some Has-Been Kid is quite simply a step down!
HBK: I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is ‘I ain’t nothing but a chickenshit!’. It’s a simple question Rocky-Yes or no?
The crowd pop as Rock looks around before moving nose-to-nose with Michaels. ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ plays as the owner of Pro Wrestling ANZAC, Rick Hossack makes his way to the ring
Hossack: You two, you two, hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing! Last time I checked, this was MY company, and I made the matches, not you two clowns! So NO, you two will not be facing each other one-on-one!
Crowd boos Rick
Hossack: But tell ya what, since you two are so keen to get into the ring together, you can. Next week, LIVE on Monday Night Dynamite, The Rock and a partner of his chose taking on Shawn Michaels and a partner of his choice. Until then, have a nice night boys!
JR: What a huge announcement for next weeks show!
Styles: The Rock, Shawn Michaels, in the ring together for the very first time!
The Rock and HBK still stand in the ring nose-to-nose until The Rock slaps Michaels hard across the face. Shawn goes for a Superkick but Rocky ducks down to the mat and slides under the bottom rope, smirking as he leaves up the ramp.
Commercial Break
Oz Division Match
Oz Division Championship
Matt Sydal vs. Shelton Benjamin
Styles: Now it’s time for our first match-up of the night!
JR: Two of the brightest young stars of the Oz Division competing to become it’s first ever champion!
Matt Sydal extends his hand to Shelton, but Benjamin pulls him forward swiftly by it and drills him with a short arm clothesline. Benjamin now puts Sydal into an armbar with his other elbow digging into the shoulder joint, but Matt battles back to his feet before hitting Shelton with some elbows to the gut, then shoving Benjamin away. Shelton runs at Sydal, but Sydal leaps over the head of Shelton and dropkicks him in the back of the head. Shelton stumbles into the turnbuckle before wobbling backwards and falling to one knee. Matt slowly climbs up onto the top rope, but Shelton collects himself in time and shakes the rope. Benjamin now goes across to the opposite turnbuckle, before running across the ring and leaping straight up onto the top rope with Sydal! Shelton grabs him and then drills Matt with a T-Bone Suplex off the top rope!
Both men lay on the mat as the crowd chant ‘Holy Shit’ and the referee begins a double countout. The referee gets to 6 when Shelton gets to his feet, Sydal using the ropes to pull himself up. Shelton waits like a vulture preparing to strike, and when Matt gets to his feet charges towards him for the Paydirt. The Gold standard grips onto Sydal, but Matt holds onto the top rope and Shelton plummets down to the mat! Shelton springs back up and Sydal goes on an offensive flurry, hitting Shelton with a jumping spinning sole kick followed up by a feint enzuigiri head scissors. Sydal now climbs up to the top rope and the fans are on their feet as they know it’s time for the Shooting Sydal Press! Matt flies off the top rope-but Shelton rolls out of the way and Sydal crashes into the mat!
Benjamin pulls Matt up and puts him in position for a power bomb. Shelton lifts Sydal up, but Matt counters and delivers hurracanrana which sends Benjamin over the top rope and down to the floor! Sydal though hangs on and stays on the apron. The referee starts to count Shelton out, but the Gold Standard gets to his feet at the 6 count. Sydal though sends him straight back down with a springboard moonsault off the apron! Both men crash to the floor as the referee continues his count. It is up to 8 when the men begin to stir, Matt managing to get to his hands and knees at 9. Sydal begins to make his way over to the ring, but he gets counted out just as he makes it to the apron!
Double Countout
Styles: What a high octane match-up, but the Oz Division is left without a champion!
JR: And I’m sure neither man is happy about that!
Matt is very frustrated and bangs his fists on the apron. He turns around and suddenly Benjamin charges up and drops him with a Paydirt on the floor! Shelton signals he will be the champion sometime as he leaves the ringside area
Commercial Break
We come back to the Newcastle Entertainment Centre and see Raven sitting on the chair in the ring, the lights out and a solitary spotlight shining on him. The crowd boo him heavily
Raven: (heavy breathing into the microphone) Well, here we are again. You the hypocritical, sadistic crowd tossing your poisonous words upon I, who is expected to sit hear while your stinging barbs tear into my pain-laden emotions.
Raven: Your defence? He is a monster, it’s what he deserves. This man is beneath compassion, he is beneath our common human decency. Your stares of hatred and words dig into me deeper than any physical weapon could, but does it matter to you? Do you ever think of why I am this way? It’s because of each and everyone of you people. You can dish out the abuse, but if Raven does it, suddenly it is wrong. Yet what I do to people, it is nothing compare to the scarring you have done to me.
Raven: Violence, it’s my therapy. I need a release, the more pain I inflict the more vengeance I get one those who wrong me. Everytime I cause so much physical damage blood squirts from their arteries and came flowing out of the skin, it is your fault. Every time someone I cause someone to howl in pain, it is your fault. When I tear people limb from limb, when I shorten careers and lives, when families weep, the reason I do it is you people. Yet you continue to act the way you do, and this shall continue to happen. The more you jeer me, the more I can savour their pain.
Raven: I have reached the point of no return. I can not be salvaged, and nor would I want to be. I am a solitary vigil from this twisted society, and once I am done here in ANZAC nobody will attempt to bad mouth me again. The word shall lay in fear and a trail of broken bodies will lay at my feet, and each and every one of you should feel responsible for each drop of blood that shall stain this mat and your soul. Quote the Raven…NEVERMORE!
The spotlight goes out when the lights flash back on Raven is nowhere to be seen
Commercial Break
Umaga w/Armando Estrada vs. Christian
JR: Business is definitely about to pick up!
JBL: The Samoan Bulldozer taking on the Instant Classic, this match-up is going to be brutal without a doubt!
Christian cautiously slides into the ring as the intimidating Umaga stands in the centre of the ring. The bell rings and Christian begins pounding on Umaga with rights and lefts, which have seemingly no effect on the Samoan Bulldozer. Umaga swings his monstrous fist, but Christian ducks under and dropkicks Umaga square in the knee. Umaga stumbles before Christian bounces off the ropes and runs at the Samoan Bulldozer, who counters Captain Charisma with a spinning heel kick to the jaw!
Christian falls to the mat clutching his jaw and crawls over to the bottom turnbuckle. Umaga follows him over and unleashes with a barrage of fists as The Instant Classic is seated in perfect position for the Samoan Wrecking Ball. Umaga slowly walks across to the opposite turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air before charging across for the Samoan Wrecking Ball, but Christian saves his skin by diving out of the way and Umaga crunches into the turnbuckle. Christian climbs up onto the top rope as Umaga wobbles away and flies off for a big cross body, but Umaga catches him and drills him with a Black Hole Slam!! Christian rolls on the mat clutching his mid-section as Armando tells Umaga to make the cover. Umaga covers Christian
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But Christian tosses his shoulder up at the last second. Umaga screams at the referee angrily, but Estrada steps in and calms him down. The referee begins to usher Armando out of the ring as Umaga stands angrily, when Christian sneaks up behind the Samoan Bulldozer and hits him with a low blow to a big pop! Christian then grips Umaga’s head and drops him down to the mat with a ring shaking reverse DDT. Christian gets back up to his feet and Umaga is already on his hands and knees. Christian comes off the ropes and dropkicks Umaga in the face taking him back down to the mat. Christian begins to climb up to the top rope, but Armando stands up on the apron and shakes the top rope! Christian sits straddling the top rope as the Samoan Bulldozer regains his composure, climbing up and pulling Christian onto his shoulders, then falling back and crushing Captain Charisma with a Samoan Drop!
Umaga climbs onto the second rope and continues to work over Christian’s mid-section, diving off and sending his skull into the sternum of his adversary. Umaga covers Christian again but only manages to get a two count. Umaga gets up angrily and pulls Christian up by his hair and slams him into the turnbuckle, before beginning to punch and chop Christian in the skull and chest. The referee forces Umaga back away from Christian, but Estrada climbs up on the turnbuckle and starts to choke Christian with his tie. Christian though fights it off and elbows Armando in the eye, who falls down to the outside floor. Umaga’s attention turns to his manager and slides under the bottom rope to help Armando back to his feet. Umaga then begins to move back towards the ring but Christian flies off the top rope and takes him down with a big cross body!
Christian gets back to his feet and throws Umaga into the ring. Christian painfully climbs onto the apron, but Estrada grabbed onto his foot preventing him from climbing into the ring. Christian though kicks Armando in the face which sends the devious manager down to the floor. The momentary distraction though gives Umaga time to recover, who nails the Samoan Spike as Christian enters the ring.
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Umaga wins by pinfall
JBL: Nobody on this roster can stand up to the Samoan Bulldozer!
Styles: And it doesn’t look like he’s done yet!
Umaga looks down at a fallen Estrada before he grabs Christian by the throat and throws him across the ring angrily, Christian landing seated in the bottom turnbuckle. Umaga flies across the ring and nails Christian with a Samoan Wrecking Ball. Umaga still isn’t finished as he goes across the ring and hits ANOTHER Samoan Wrecking Ball! Umaga now pulls Christian up and screams in Samoan, before dropping him with a Samoan Spike. Umaga leaves the ring with Estrada by his side as EMT’s come to the ring to help The Instant Classic.
Commercial Break
JR: Well look who it is…
JBL: It’s Mr. Perfect! Shut up JR, you too Styles, we’re about to get a glimpse at perfection!
Mr. Perfect stands in the ring with a microphone in hand
Perfect: Shh, shh, people, I don’t think you want to miss this, you‘re going to remember this for the rest of your pathetic lives. An ALMOST perfect man once said, there is only one Mr. Perfect. Well he was right, but the standard of perfection has changed since those days! When I entered the wrestling world, the bar was raised. No longer was my father Curt a perfect 10, he was a 9. I am a 10/10, 5 stars, I’m simply perfect. There is a NEW level of perfection, and you’re eyes have the grace to see him in action now. Who has answered Mr. Perfect’s Perfect Challenge?
Mr. Perfect looks down the ramp and awaits his opponent. ‘Carribean Cool’ Carlito makes his way down the ramp to a big pop from the crowd.
Oz Division Match
Mr. Perfect’s Perfect Challenge
Mr. Perfect vs. Carlito
Carlito climbs into the ring and Perfect immediately starts to club on his back as he climbs in through the ropes. .Carlito manages to push Perfect away and get some separation which allows him to get into the ring. Perfect comes back quickly towards Carlito, but he gets back dropped high over the top rope. Perfect though shows great ring presence and grips onto the top rope, keeping himself on the apron. Carlito plays too the crowd a little bit before he turns around, Mr. Perfect swiftly putting Carribean Cool in a front facelock and attempting to suplex him over the top rope and down to the floor!
Carlito however nails Hennig in the gut with a right hand and reverse the move, pulling Perfect up for his own vertical suplex. This move is countered though as Hennig turns in mid-air and lands on the mat, catching Carlito with a backslide pin! One, Two-but Carlito gets out of the move fractions away from three. Both men spring up and Carlito runs at Joe, who ducks a forearm and drops Carlito down to the mat with a back suplex. Perfect covers but he only gets a 1 count.
Hennig now attempts to put Carlito in a spinning toe hold. Carlito however kicks Hennig off and sends him into the ropes. As Perfect wobbles away Carlito dropkicks him square in the chin, followed up by a springboard senton from the apron, getting Carribean Cool are near fall. Carlito stands in waits for Mr. Perfect to get up before charging at him, but Joe counters him, delivering a drop toe hold which he perfectly transitions into an STF. Hennig flashes a smile and yells ‘That was perfect’ to the crowd who cascade some boos upon the arrogant star. Carlito out stretches his free arm and manages to grab onto the bottom rope, the referee making Joe release the hold.
Hennig gets up and rolls Carlito onto his back, before placing his left palm across the chest off his adversary, much to the chagrin of the fans. Carlito kicks out easily obviously, before Joe runs forward and goes for a clothesline. Carlito steps out of the way and Perfect runs straight into the turnbuckle. Carlito grabs him and goes for a roll-up
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No! Joe gets out at the last second and gets to his feet as Carlito does. Carlito jumps up for a Backstabber, but Perfect clutches the top rope and Carlito crashes into the mat. Carlito gets back to his feet and Joe delivers a picture perfect Perfect-Plex for the three count!
Mr. Perfect wins by pinfall
JBL: That was perfect boys, everybody else better take some notes because Mr. Perfect is going straight to the top!
JR: That was a great showing from young Joe, who I suggest get himself an attitude adjustment, but you can’t discount Carlito’s efforts.
JBL: He doesn’t need an attitude adjustment, he needs a championship match!
Commercial Break
We come back to see Santino Marella standing in the ring with a microphone
Santino: It’s-ah me, Santino Marella!
The crowd boo and begin a ‘Wog’ chant
Santino: Now I come-ah here-ah to the-ah land Brown-ah Under, and-ah it’s-ah nothing like-ah they sung about-ah! I hate-ah this stinky-ah country, I do not-ah like-ah the Vagimites-ah, I do not-ah like the Womfats-ah, and I do not-ah like the little-ah man-ah in Cowbarra, Kevin-ah Crudd! Now-ah Rick-ah the Horsesack, get-ah you’re bottom-ah out-ah here, Santino needs-ah to speak-ah to you!
Instead of Rick Hossack coming to the ring though, Vladimir Koslov comes down the ramp. Koslov gets into Santino’s face and roars
Koslov: I duhmand compuhtition!
Marella: If I were-ah you I’d-ah be demanding a breath-ah mint!
Crowd laughs as Koslov shoves Santino and screams into the microphone again
Koslov: I duhmand compuhtition!
Koslov looks down the ramp as Funaki’s music plays and the Japanese superstar makes his way to the ring
JBL: Jesus H. Christ, how did all these freaks make it past the border!
Funaki grabs a microphone and walks into the ring with Koslov and Santino
Funaki: Funaki, Numba 1 Oz Division Competition!
Koslov: Yoo dink you ah compuhtition?
Funaki: Indeed! Funaki, Japanese Charisma!
Koslov: Yoo ah not compuhtition, yoo ah puny weekling!
Funaki: Funaki no reakling! Funaki have rotta speed, and rotta strength. Funaki Japanese Charisma!
Santino: You-ah cannot-ah compete with us-ah, go back-ah to Japan and eat-ah your noodles-ah!
Funaki jumps up and kicks Santino in the face, who sprawls out of the ring and down to the floor
Funaki: You see, Funaki very tough competition indeed!
Koslov: Yoo ah no compuhtition for Vladimir Koslov!
Koslov swings at Funaki with a right hand but Japanese Charisma ducks and dropkicks Koslov in the knee, wobbling the big man. Koslov comes running at Funaki, who nails him with a Buzzsaw Kick which knocks the Moscow Mauler out cold. Funaki now climbs to the top rope and nails Koslov with a huge Jap Splash!
JR: I think Funaki just proved he is competition here in the Oz Division!
Styles: John, don't you have an opinion on this?
JBL: No comment.
Funaki climbs on the turnbuckle and celebrates as we go to commercial.
Commercial Break
Pacific Championship
MVP vs. AJ Styles vs. Rob Van Dam
Styles: Well we had a bit of a bum ending to our first championship encounter, will this match end with a title finding a new home?
JBL: No DQ’s, no countouts and three of the brightest stars in ANZAC, this is going to be great!
The bell rings as all three men stand in the middle of the ring uneasily. MVP steps back and slides under the bottom rope telling Styles and Van Dam they can go at it. AJ and Rob look at each other and shake hands before begin to circle each other. RVD goes for a spinning heel kick, but AJ ducks it, only to have Van Dam sweep his legs out from under him. Rob bounces off the ropes and tries for Rolling Thunder, but Styles moves out of the way and RVD crashes into the mat. Styles waits for Rob to get up before spring boarding off the second rope and consulting towards Rob, then hitting him with a Reverse DDT! AJ gets to hit feet and MVP suddenly enters the ring and hits him with a vicious overhead belly-to-belly suplex. MVP dives over and covers Van Dam for a 2 count.
Styles begins to climb to his feet in the turnbuckle and Porter walks over and begins to unload with punches and chops to Styles. AJ fires back with some fists off his own, but MVP rakes his eyes and Styles falls back into the turnbuckle. Van Dam suddenly comes into the picture and takes Porter down with a big clothesline, before going over and giving Styles a Monkey Flip, AJ flying through the air and crashing into MVP! Rob bounces off the ropes and nails Styles with Rolling Thunder, while MVP rolls down to the outside of the ring. Rob performs his thumb taunt before attempting a spinning leg drop, which he connects with across the throat of Styles. Van Dam proceeds to climb onto the turnbuckle and fly off, hitting AJ with the Five Star Frog Splash!
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No! MVP grabs Rob by the foot and pulls him outside the ring, breaking up the pin. MVP grabs Rob and then Irish whips him straight into the barricade, Van Dam’s kidneys landing with a thud. Porter goes under the apron, and comes out with a steel chair in hand. He turns around and prepares to hit RVD with it, but his opponent leaps up and hit’s a hard Van Daminator, sending the chair right back into MVP’s face. Rob doesn’t get much of a chance to recover however, when AJ Styles springboards off the top rope and delivers a Shooting Star Press to Rob Van Dam! The crowd are on their feet as all three men begin to get to their feet.
AJ is up by as he gets up he is met by a massive running boot from MVP. Porter then turned his attention to Rob Van Dam, setting him up for a vertical suplex on the floor. Rob counters however and drops MVP gut first onto the barricade. RVD now climbs onto the apron and jumps off for a spinning leg drop across the back off MVP, but Porter moves out of the way! Rob stands hung up on the apron, MVP drilling him down to the floor with a neckbreaker. Styles now comes back into the picture, running along the barricade and jumping off, sending his forearm straight into MVP’s head.
Styles lifts up MVP and tosses him into the ring before going for the cover, only getting a 2 count. Styles slowly pulls MVP up, putting him in position for the Styles Clash. Van Dam however promptly springboards off the top rope and hits both his adversaries with a cross body, while Styles still has Porter in position for his finisher, the Styles Clash! All 3 men fall to the mat, Rob Van Dam the first to get to his feet. MVP falls down to the outside of the ring as Styles lies completely prone in the centre of the canvas. Rob climbs to the top rope and flies off nailing Styles with a Five Star Frog Splash!
One, Two, Three!!
Rob Van Dam wins by pinfall
New & First ANZAC Pacific Champion: Rob Van Dam
RVD is handed the belt and celebrates in the ring, when suddenly the lights go out.
JR: This better not be who I think it is!
JBL: It’s Raven! And remember, it’s all you peoples fault for what he's going to do!
The lights go back on and Raven stands behind RVD, steel chair in hand. He slams it across the new champions back, before pulling Van Dam up from the floor, then giving him a Raven Effect DDT onto the chair!! Raven stands and picks up the Pacific Championship belt, before dropping it across the waist of Van Dam and leaving the ring.
Commercial Break.
When we return, we see Coach standing in the backstage area.
Coach: I’m standing by here with one of the competitors in tonights Main event-
The camera pans out a bit
Coach: The Game, Triple H! Game, up next you have a chance to become a 13-time World Champion in a Fatal 4 Way match, what do you think of your chances?
Triple H: My chances, it doesn’t matter what those computer fans on the web say, it doesn’t matter what the commentators say, it doesn’t matter what the people in the back say, when Triple H is in a championship match, the chances are, you’re going to get your ass beaten! The funny thing is Coach, every man in this match, I have beaten, in the middle of the ring, one, two, three. Not to mention, I won a championship of every single one of these guys. And people still have the audacity to say that I have a 1 in 4 chance? In any other Fatal 4 Way maybe, but I’m not any other wrestler.
Coach: But Game, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, they have all also gotten victories over you. Does that dampen your spirit’s a little?
Triple H: Kurt Angle, Randy Orton, Y2J, they are all formidable opponents. But I am The Game, The King of Kings, The Cerebral Assasin, quite simply, that championship is just waiting to come around my waist. When Triple H is in a title match, you never bet against him. You see Coa-
Kurt angle walks into the picture and Triple H stops talking and stares him down
Angle: Wow, that was a laugh. You think you can beat me, Kurt Angle? The Olympic Gold Medalist, the former TNA, WCW and WWE Champion?
Triple H: I don’t think, I KNOW.
Angle: That arrogant attitude is going to cost you Game. I’d be careful if I were you, you’re not banging the bosses daughter anymore, so after you lose tonight, I don’t know if you should be expecting any title shots.
The crowd let out a collective ‘OHH’ as Triple H fumes
Angle: It’s true, it’s damn tru-
Triple H suddenly slaps the taste out of Angle’s mouth. ‘The Game’ then starts to play over the speakers
Triple H: I don’t know about you Kurt, but I have a championship to win.
Triple H leaves the screen as Kurt holds his cheek angrily.
We go back to ringside as Triple H makes his entrance
JR: Well that was certainly a heated exchange!
JBL: Kurt’s right, Triple H shouldn’t be so arrogant anymore! Rick Hossack ain’t his daddy-in-law, he’s actually going to have to work for title shots! Unless Rick has a daughter of course...
ANZAC Championship
Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho
The rest of the men make their entrances and the bell rings, ,the match-up underway. Triple H promptly backs Angle into a corner and begins to unload with right hands. Orton sneaks up behind Trips and hits him with his signature inverted backbreaker, giving Kurt room to breath. Angle doesn’t appreciate the help though, drilling Randy with a german suplex, then doing the same to a running Chris Jericho. Angle gets up and taunts to the chagrin of the crowd. Triple H is getting to his feet using the ropes for leverage, so Kurt decides to charge at him. Triple H gives Angle a low bridge however and Kurt crashes down onto the floor. Jericho grabs Triple H and throws him into the ropes, but The Game is prepared and counters a backdrop into a face buster onto his knee. Triple H then tries to put Y2J in position for the Pedigree, but Orton drills him with a clothesline.
Chris hits Randy with a dropkick, which sends Orton over the top rope. The Legend Killer hangs on though and stays on the apron. He gets no relief though, as Y2J bounces off the middle rope and executes a perfect Triangle Dropkick to the skull of the young star. Jericho waits for Orton to get up as he stands ready for a plancha, only to have Kurt Angle sneak up behind him and roll him up with a handful of tights!
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No! Jericho kicked out! Both men get to their feet and are met by The Game, who performs a high impact clothesline on both men, which sends them flying over the top rope. Triple H stands in the ring and performs his signature taunt as his opponents lay on the outside.
The Game now moves under the bottom rope and begins to brawl with Randy Orton. The two move over to the announcers table and begin to fight over there. Jericho and Angle also begin to battle with each other. Kurt catches Chris and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex, which sends Jericho sliding along the floor and into the barricade with a sickening thud. Orton and Triple H continue to brawl near the announcers table, until Randy kicks The King of the Kings straight in his royal jewels. Triple H falls to one knee as the Legend Killer strips the table, setting Triple H for a world of pain.
Meanwhile, Angle throws Jericho back in the ring and begins to work over the leg of Y2J. Angle puts his knee into the back of Chris’ leg and begins to pull up, hoping to get a submission victory. On the outside, Orton strips the Spanish announcers table as well, so both tables are cleared. Randy pulls Triple H onto one and laughs as he puts him in position for an RKO. The Legend Killer runs along one table and prepares to RKO Triple H through the next one, BUT TRIPLE H PUSHES HIM OFF AND RANDY CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE! Jericho is still in the ring struggling in the submission move as Triple H enters the ring. Angle lets go of Jericho and runs at The Game, ducking a clothesline attempt from Trips. As Angle bounces off the ropes though, he is hit with a Harley Race like big knee from the King of Kings. Triple H focuses on Kurt, taking his eye off Jericho. Y2J takes advantage of this, running up behind the game and delivering his signature running bulldog.
Chris now springboards off the second rope and goes for the Lionsault on Kurt Angle-but Angle sticks his knees up! Jericho bounces off and clutches his mid-section, before Kurt gets up and puts Y2J in the Ankle Lock! Jericho writhes in pain as he stretches out for the ropes, but Kurt hs him in the middle of the ring. .Jericho manages to get out a counter though, rolling through and sending Angle towards The Game. Triple H sends a boot into Angle’s mid-section and hooks his arms, before nailing the Pedigree!
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No! Jericho managed to break up the pinfall! Triple H was going to be champion for sure! Y2J puts his foot over Angle’s chest and does his classic cocky pin, but Kurt easily kicks out. Jericho pulls Triple H up by the hair, but he too gets set up for the Pedigree! Angle though sneaks up behind Triple H, hitting him with the Angle Slam! Angle has no time to go for the cover though, as Y2J executes a swift running enzuigiri. Kurt falls to the mat, followed by Jericho connecting with the Lionsault!!
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No! Orton is back from his huge bump and runs through punting Chris in the head and knocking him off the pin! The Legend Killer then dives over and covers Kurt!
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Randy Orton wins by pinfall
New & First ANZAC Champion: Randy Orton
JBL: Randy Orton, Randy Orton! That is a real champion boys, get a look at him! Great ring presence and instincts to pick up the win there!
Styles: Are you kidding? He stole that championship from Chris Jericho!
JBL: The ends justify the means!
Orton climbs up onto the turnbuckle with the ANZAC Championship in hand, confetti falling from the roof to a lot of heat as the show ends.
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Pro Wrestling ANZAC
Affliction
October 25, 2008
LIVE from Brisbane, Queesnland
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Pretty good match all up.
. LOL at The Rock calling the bicep a fat, and ugly animal :shifty:. The Rock, and Michaels were VERY well in character. You used good lines, and The Rock's bashing was vintage. Good job.