My Manchester United rant thread

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You can not blame Rooney remotely. Moyes was exposed yet again for the absolute face of down syndrome tonight. Honestly, he is the Cena of Blue managers. It actually harms Fergie's legacy that he thought this absolute moron can manage Manchester United. Like... I could write a book on the things he did wrong tonight, and I'm not a professional. I knew what was going to happen (my Skype buddies can confirm) before it happened... What must actual professional analysts and managers be thinking? Why fear this man when he doesn't know anything? Why would our players fight for this manager when they're probably better managers themselves?

You don't even need to watch the games to see how idiotic this guy is. You just need to watch one of his interviews to see the guy is legitimately out of his depth and is terrified of actually being exposed for the mediocre manager he is. I admire the United board for giving him a 6 year contract and showing the world we don't sack after a month or so, but unfortunately that's our downfall. I can name so many managers who SHOULD have been backed, but unfortunately it's OUR manager who SHOULDN'T. I know he's going to be given 200m, but I'd much rather an actual manager who isn't completely Blue to spend it.

It's quite funny to be honest. You have Klopp who is managing a club who doesn't financially back them, despite them having the highest average attendance in the world, slipping down in the league because their club allows their only rivals to purchase their best players, but you see their current players fighting their assess off whilst playing wonderful football. You see their champions league performance? It shows how good Klopp is. Imagine what the guy can do with a board who is willing to invest £200m and pay players whatever they want to get them playing here. Imagine what the guy can do to players who REALLY need some confidence and someone logical to manage them. You have Shinji Kagawa who was honestly the best CAM in the world with Iniesta in the 11-12 season turn to absolute garbage under Moyes. You already have Juan Mata shoved out wide. You have Januzaj, arguably the brightest young star in the world at the moment, being rested in our biggest games of the season "because he is young", when he's genuinely been better than any other United player you can name... People constantly bring up our poor squad, and while we do have some horrific players amongst some ageing players; we do have some fucking amazing talent in there. WE WON THE LEAGUE LAST SEASON AND CHOKED THE RECORD POINTS TOTAL!

Our best performance in a long ass time came when he played Januzaj, Rooney, RVP, and Mata together in a inter-changing fluid system with flying full-backs, and that was without Rafael. So he takes what he learnt from that game, removes Januzaj from the squad so he can rest, can't use Mata because he's cup-tied, and plays a 4-4-2 system with Young, Valencia, and Cleverley in the team against a team who hasn't lost at home in forever. He turns United into Everton with our crosses, but lets our best crosser (Zaha) go out on loan. He hasn't yet realised that RVP has never been a striker who you cross to as he just isn't strong in the air. He doesn't realise because of our incredibly poor 4-4-2 system with our incredibly poor midfield, that RVP is completely isolated in the box when the crosses come in. He doesn't realise that 4-4-2 means teams can literally take a dump, drink their coffee, make some toast, fuck your mother, and then literally walk through your midfield due to the ridiculous amount of space and score goals. Yup. David Moyes ladies and gentlemen.

Do you want to know the funniest thing? I asked Jonathan today -- a Sunderland fan -- what his reaction would be if Gus resigned and David Moyes was his replacement. Bear in mind that if I'd have asked this to him last year he would have snapped my hand off for Sir Alex... His answer was "I'd probably slit my wrists". SUNDERLAND FANS WOULD BE UPSET IF THEY HAD THE UNITED MANAGER. SUNDERLAND FANS MOCK OUR STYLE OF PLAY. SUNDERLAND FANS!!!!

I'm done. Moyes out. He's an embarrassment to gingers across the world. GTFO. WE. DON'T. WANT. YOU. HERE. YOU. SAD. CLUELESS. FUCK.
 

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Still think Man U can get players like Reus or Verrati?
 

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You can not blame Rooney remotely.

Hey man I'm not actually blaming Rooney for the loss tonight, I merely mentioned the kind of response I expect from a player who earns in a week what I am likely to earn in 10 years. The entire squad is lacking passion and a sense of direction. There is in no way I would place blame on a single player :).

You just need to watch one of his interviews to see the guy is legitimately out of his depth.

As a fellow United fan I agree that Moyes is legitimately out of his depth, the thing I used to enjoy about the United of past is that after a single loss we would generally bounce back even stronger under SAF, for the first time as a Manchester United fan I feel like we are going to lose almost every game we play under Moyes. I watched the Olympiakos game at the pub last night and frankly before the game I could sense a loss. I have no confidence in Moyes (side note have you seen the 'is Moyes sacked yet' webpage?)

Our best performance in a long ass time came when he played Januzaj, Rooney, RVP, and Mata together in a inter-changing fluid system with flying full-backs, and that was without Rafael. So he takes what he learnt from that game, removes Januzaj from the squad so he can rest, can't use Mata because he's cup-tied, and plays a 4-4-2 system with Young, Valencia, and Cleverley in the team against a team who hasn't lost at home in forever. He turns United into Everton with our crosses, but lets our best crosser (Zaha) go out on loan. He hasn't yet realised that RVP has never been a striker who you cross to as he just isn't strong in the air. He doesn't realise because of our incredibly poor 4-4-2 system with our incredibly poor midfield, that RVP is completely isolated in the box when the crosses come in. He doesn't realise that 4-4-2 means teams can literally take a dump, drink their coffee, make some toast, fuck your mother, and then literally walk through your midfield due to the ridiculous amount of space and score goals. Yup. David Moyes ladies and gentlemen. .

100% agree. Januzaj is the most explosive naturally talented winger United have nurtured since Ronaldo or an old Ryan Giggs and leaving him out of the team when he has been on sublime form amongst a team of under-performers is madness on Moyes part. 4-4-2 is a thing of the past and can not be used in modern football IMO, Pellegrini gets a boner over 4-4-2 and needs to quit it before City end up where we are.


I'm done. Moyes out. He's an embarrassment to gingers across the world. GTFO. WE. DON'T. WANT. YOU. HERE. YOU. SAD. CLUELESS. FUCK.
I'm ginger too! Can we be ginger buddies and go for ginger-people picnics?
 
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I'm not actually ginger but Moyes is the sole reason they're picked on. Agreed with your post. The funny thing is Januzaj was rested last night but United don't play for 11 days now... Idiotic management. The guy is just clueless. I find myself checking shitty papers like The Mirror to see if there's even any rumours of us sacking this clueless blueberry.
 
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I'm not actually ginger but Moyes is the sole reason they're picked on. Agreed with your post. The funny thing is Januzaj was rested last night but United don't play for 11 days now... Idiotic management. The guy is just clueless. I find myself checking shitty papers like The Mirror to see if there's even any rumours of us sacking this clueless blueberry.

Your choice words for Moyes are amusing me, I would love to see the showdown between Crayo and Moyes.

Oh crap...I just admitted being ginger for no reason...

In all honesty I think the board will give Moyes until the end of this season with two outcomes determining his position. If we finish in the top four? United will keep him. If we finish outside the top four? Ferguson will personally behead him at Old Trafford for a half-time show.
 

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100m for Bale, world record contract for Ronaldo, still 3rd.

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I did expect Man Utd to not be very good, but god...this is getting laughable.
 

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Still think Man U can get players like Reus or Verrati?
Yes. Money, history, other world class players -- United can still attract, but it'll be more difficult and far more expensive.

Hahahaha can't wait for the end of the season rant expecting lots of love for david moyes
To be honest, once we get knocked out of the champions league by Olympiakos, our season is over. I have no idea why people think we genuinely have a realistic chance at top 4. Once we're out of the CL, what is there left to hope for? Actually, there will be one thing to hope for, Moyes' last day. I honestly hope Liverpool anally fist us at home so Glazers can man up and fire this dribbler.

It's been such a depressing football season. United AND Dortmund have had absolute nightmares. #PrayForCrayo
 

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Yes. Money, history, other world class players -- United can still attract, but it'll be more difficult and far more expensive.
True, how do you think the top 6 will end?

Also Liverpool will wreck Man U at home
 

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True, how do you think the top 6 will end?
COMPLETELY depending on Aguero. City without Aguero are no longer a beast. This is presuming that he further continues his injury niggles.

1) Chelsea
2) Mancester City
3) Arsenal
4) Liverpool
5) Spurs
6) United

With Aguero, swap the top two.
 

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COMPLETELY depending on Aguero. City without Aguero are no longer a beast. This is presuming that he further continues his injury niggles.

1) Chelsea
2) Mancester City
3) Arsenal
4) Liverpool
5) Spurs
6) United

With Aguero, swap the top two.

Literally my same exact prediction, nice