Joe Exotic
Dank Aligned
The Internet believes you are in prison, waiting for your sequel documentary or your presidential campaign. Only few know of your escape into the Internet and onto WrestlingSmarks, but you're Joe Exotic. You're going to tell someone eventually.
Post Restriction
Each post must paraphrase/quote Joe Exotic or insult Carole Baskin (that bitch). This will be enforced, I don't mind a slip here or there but here's a few quotes to start you off...
"I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn’t scare me. "
"We got honey, we got barbecue sauce, we have steak sauce, skin cream. I have sex gel for you and for her!"
"What do we say to drugs? We say no to drugs, that’s right. Because drugs will make your teeth fall out, and you get really ugly and you don’t have any friends."
"Animals just wasn’t enough, okay? So then I started adding magic."
"This is my own little town. I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner"
"It is a ticking time bomb if somebody thinks they’re gonna walk in here and take my animals away. It’s gonna be a small Waco."
"Oh my god. I’m never gonna financially recover from this."
""I Am Gay As A Three Dollar Bill, And I'm Standing In A Cage With Five Full-Grown Tigers And Lions."
"That bitch Carole Baskin"
You win when all threats to
The Dank have been removed.