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C4

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I actually received a PM of gross porn from SterlISgod, thanks.

Lol, Sterl. :shifty:
 

Solid Stinger the Big Boss

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I have fake yet convincing abuse porn(with some blood)

Pissing porn

Shit porn

Vomit porn

and Child Porn :shifty:

I don't actually have CP

His porn is babies porn compared to my stuff
 

C4

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You guys are spamming up the thread.

It's eventually going to get moved to Hell in a Thread. Damn it.
 

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The title of the thread is masturbation.. how serious did you expect this to be?
 
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Wow, good choice. Just think, would Triple H do it?

Bury all possible talent and win all the world titles (WWE, WHC, ECW and TNA) in one single event, with one pinfall! Then he'd go on to 'hit that..' and 'hit it good!'.


But on a serious note, C4 you got a forum full of wrestling fans - did you really expect a lot of serious talk about masturbation? you should be thankful some of the replies were serious. how do you think a 'premature ejaculation' thread would go on here ... or for any forum, for that matter?
 

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Look, just get some icy hot. Anytime you feel like jerkin the gherkin rub a bit of that on your hand before you do it. Repeat until you finally understand that you are a sinful child who deserves punishment.
 

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Look, just get some icy hot. Anytime you feel like jerkin the gherkin rub a bit of that on your hand before you do it. Repeat until you finally understand that you are a sinful child who deserves punishment.


Feels_bad_man.jpg
 

Chuck Taylor's Grenade

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Kizza you forgot steps four and five-

Step 4-???

Step 5-Profit!
 

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Aversion therapy involves applying gross discomfort to the one seeking therapy when his urges arise so to speak. All puns intended.

I can certainly suggest some techniques to you, however I should tell you if I actually had my PhD this would be a might fine way to lose it.


All you have to do is put spikes on your hand, problem solved
 

Kizza

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Pull your dick off. In your religion, it's gonna get choppy choppy anyways.