Mafia FC

[Kim Jong Umb]

OMB was outside a local pub following latest lost. He was drunken slur but footage found on number of cellphone.

OMB (IC): Truth be told I think I want a transfer we are all these games behind and our manager is doing the same shit different day I want a chance if not on defence put me midfield hell put me as Goalkeeper I havent played since Youth but we need anything to do better.

 

[RDK]

Haza lashes out at @Mr.Tweetums

In a bizarre rant on BBC 5 Live this evening Haza lashed out at center back partner Tweets for being the weak link in a back four that has been leaking goals all season. When questioned about Tweets goals in October, Haza was less than impressed with the offensive contribution made by Tweets:

"Perhaps if he worried less about goals and more about helping me keep a clean sheet we wouldn't be in this mess we find ourselves in. It's all fine and well scoring goals but it doesn't mean a thing when i'm hung out to dry back here!"

 

[RDK]

 

[Tweet]

Haza needs to calm down and think of the team before making accusations like that. We'll be struggling to stay in the league as is, and nobody benefits from him losing his nerves. We'll have plenty of time to grow together as a team and I'm confident we'll be able to find the points we need to avoid relegation.

d( ･ω´･+)

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Sky / @WFbox_TXT / September 30, 2019
Scapegoated for our less than good results and dropped from the matchday squad. Odo is the manager. Wonder what connection those two events have

 

[Odo]

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

@BarryMafiaFC:

From a recent interview:

"We need to get back to basics. Let's not be going at each other's throats. We need to work as a team, and if you have to be in the reserves to serve the good of the team, so be it. I have little complaints on the state of the team. Could we be winning more? Of course, but that's because we keep making little mental mistakes. We need to just shape up a bit more."

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

@BarryMafiaFC:

From a recent interview:

"We need to get back to basics. Let's not be going at each other's throats. We need to work as a team, and if you have to be in the reserves to serve the good of the team, so be it. I have little complaints on the state of the team. Could we be winning more? Of course, but that's because we keep making little mental mistakes. We need to just shape up a bit more."

OMB: You out here acting like you got a pair that you have the balls to lead. We seen them balls that arent so impressive.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

OMB: You out here acting like you got a pair that you have the balls to lead. We seen them balls that arent so impressive.

@BarryMafiaFC:

"See you at practice. I can help you improve your crossing and passing if you want to. Have a great day, my man."

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

@BarryMafiaFC:

"See you at practice. I can help you improve your crossing and passing if you want to. Have a great day, my man."

OMB: Shit getting help from you lol plz I be better of asking Helen Keller

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

OMB: Shit getting help from you lol plz I be better of asking Helen Keller

@BarryMafiaFC:

"Suit yourself. Can't wait to see you get a start. I know you'll do well when given the chance."

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

@BarryMafiaFC:

"Suit yourself. Can't wait to see you get a start. I know you'll do well when given the chance."

OMB: Damn Straight

 

[Big Man]

I should start over Big Man more frequently, just look at the results

if you know what's best for you, you'll call in sick for training tomorrow morning

 

[Tweet]

Scenes if Brutus actually gets injured in training next month

 

[Doddsy]

@BigDickDoddsy

I play we win