Mafia FC

[PHEN0M]

Jam: "I have scored ALL the goals!"

Phenom: "And I stood next to him when he did it!"

i lead the squad in assists.

 

[The Jam]

Following on from my Christmas mafia MVP to some STELLAR performances

 

[RDK]

Relegation form this lads

 

[Odo]

Can’t wait to be blamed for this

 

[King Kota]

Dude I don't think I played in a game yet hence why Im fairly content sitting on the bench

 

[RDK]

Barry and Curry being sent to the reserves is

 

[Tweet]

Our most valuable player was sent to the reserves??

 

[Bobby Barrows]

 

[RDK]

Must have been something internal. I'll do something investigative journalism later tonight.

 

[Tweet]

Also I'm underperforming, think DM would really be the optimal position for me with those stats.

Make it happen virtual Odo

Could also be that I'm too busy winding up opponents to actually play football.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Haza's on the take. Trying to screw the best damn player on the team.

 

[RDK]

Maybe you didn't show up to practice

 

[NotBrutus]

Out of 6 goals from the team, Jam has 5 and I have 1

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Maybe you didn't show up to practice

Who needs practice when you're the GOAT.

 

[Tweet]

There he goes again, squandering the gifts bestowed upon him by God Haza