Mafia FC

[Kiffy Lube]

We don't talk about Undertale around here.

 

[Odo]

Determination 2

U fkin wot m8

 

[RDK]

For those not familiar with these games all of these stats will increase. Everyone has a random potential ability set between 140-180 and a current ability set at 120.

140 is a good second divisions striker and 180 would be like a mo salah

 

[The Jam]

That Speed

My finishing most valuable striker though

 

[The Jam]

6 aggression 8 composure

 

[RDK]

Injury update

Mafia FC took to the field this afternoon to play TSG Hoffenheim in a pre-season friendly at Smarks Park. Mafia were unable to hold on to a lead given to them early on by left-midfielder CP and tied the game 1-1. They will be more concerned however by devastating injury news that will leave just two healthy strikers going into the campaign:

Spoiler: Injury News

Spoiler: Mafia FC vs. TSG Hoffenheim

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[Bobby Barrows]

DAMMIT JUNK! NOT NOW!!!

 

[Doddsy]

This is what happens when you give Junk the opportunities she just doesn't show up for 4 months


It's a good thing I'm a defender as my kicking appears horrid

 

[Tweet]

Junk did say she was retired

 

[Sky]

Junk, coming back from injury: shORRY GUYsh

 

[Lethal]

Perhaps in her time off she can finally finish those roles?

Ah no clean sheet :/

 

[Tweet]

4 months from now...

Junk: "Guys I'm almost ready to get back to training"

6 months from now...

Junk: "Will be ready to play any day now"

10 months from now...

Junk: "Just two more weaks until role PMs are sent I return to the squad"

 

[Sky]

This would probably be a good thread to introduce WS Originals to the many years of Mafia lore

 

[Tweet]

I've found our Mafia FC club hymn

 

[RDK]

I am taking requests for screenshots BTW if you're more familiar with the game and is anything you want to see at any point just let me know.