Mafia FC

[Poyser]

Why the fuck am I 5’4 ya cunt

this is class tho

Odo having 9 aggression. Fucking NINE 20 or gtfo

you did your research Ronald from Douglas must’ve had the airport named after him too as it’s called Ronaldsway

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You don't seem tall

 

[Poyser]

I’m not, I’m just not 5’4

 

[RDK]

Again, everything in-game is randomised apart from certain stuff I was specifically asked to put in when I asked in the discord. Uploading all player screenshots now.

 

[Tweet]

Let's see how many of us have the wrong skin colours then

 

[Kiffy Lube]

White is right

 

[Poyser]

White is might

 

[RDK]

After getting to know his team, Coach Odo has released his scouting assessment of his squad to start the pre-season.

All player ratings can now be found on Post 2 in spoiler tags.

 

[Poyser]

123 lbs and strength 2
You’ve captured like the opposite of me

should score some screamers tho

 

[Poyser]

Lethal only getting a 1 for eccentricity

 

[Tweet]

Okay let's see here.

- Lethal 15 in throwing. Should be a solid 20.
- I'm like super duper solid all over the place, should be one heck of a career.
- Hazas and my attributes are way superior to the rest of our center backs.
- Like half the squad have 1 in Flair, which fits the coaster life I suppose.
- Chr1st0 somehow ended up being a wing back, pretty good stats tho.
- Magic with some nice starting stats as well. 16s in Passing, First Touch and Decisions
- Hell I can see why Barry has the most market value of this entire squad.
- Chimp and Sky in almost the same position. You sure about this?
- Poyser would probably be insane if it weren't for being like 3 feet tall and most of his other physical attributes being crap as a result.
- Jam being 20/20 in Pace and Acceleration is intended I suppose? Those attributes would make for an insane winger, but as a Striker that's kinda just meh.
- Junk's gonna be our primary Striker, how the fuck did that happen?

Should be a fun little experiment

 

[Poyser]

Junk was always the star

 

[Poyser]

Also ngl I’m sooooo tempted to do this too but fill in all the stats myself

 

[RDK]

Also ngl I’m sooooo tempted to do this too but fill in all the stats myself

I thought about it but just doing what I did took such a long time and so much trial and error to make playable.

 

[Tweet]

Also Sky should have 20 in DETERMINATION

........it's an Undertale joke