List of Songs No Man Should Have On Their MP3

[NinoBrown]

http://nextround.net/2009/06/17/the-definitive-list-of-songs-no-dude-can-have-on-their-ipod/

I know some folks here aren't down with iPod so I had to alter the title abit but regardless... this list is damn correct. Here's the list.

Anything by Michael Bolton
“Daughters†by John Mayer
Anything by Clay Aiken
Anything by Abba
“It’s Raining Menâ€
Anything by Creed
“Hello†by Lionel Ritchie
“We Built This City†by Jefferson Starship
“Just a Girl†by No Doubt
Anything by Ace of Base
“Girls Just Want to Have Fun†by Cindy Lauper
Any other song premised on girls having fun
Anything by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch not titled “Good Vibrationsâ€
Anything that can be categorized as a “Show Tuneâ€
Anything by Enya
Anything by the Jonas Brothers
“All Summer Long†by Kid Rock
Anything by Keith Urban
Anything by Good Charlotte
Anything where Garth Brooks sings about mentally challenged people
Anything by Aerosmtih post 1990, especially “Don’t Want to Miss a Thingâ€
Anything from the Beaches soundtrack
Anything by Kelly Clarkson
Any song by Will Smith that shares its title with a Will Smith movie
Anything by Lady Gaga
Anything by 98 Degrees
Anything by Macy Gray
Any non-solo Timberlake
“Big Girls Don’t Cry†or “Clumsy†by Fergie
Anything by Sugar Ray post-1997
“Playing with the Boys†by Kenny Loggins
Anything by Bon Jovi not on “Slippery When Wet†or a Young Guns soundtrack
Anything by Roxette or any other Swedish band
Anything by Jessica Simpson
“Hey There Delilah†by Plain White T’s
Anything from the soundtrack of Sandra Bullock romantic comedy
Any solo Rob Thomas
Any music by any group that got their start on the Disney Channel
Anything by Celine Dion
Anything by New Kids on the Block pre 1992
Anything by New Kids on the Block post 1992
“Mambo Number 5″ by Lou Bega
“The Electric Slide†by whoever sang “The Electric Slide
Anything you can shag to
Anything you can rumba to
Anything you can waltz to
“Achy Breaky Heart†by Billy Ray Cyrus
Anything by Britney
Anything by a Hollywood actor not titled “Party All the Timeâ€
Anything by Enrique Iglesias
“Ironic†by Alanis Morissette
Anything by Ricky Martin
Anything by Hanson
Anything by Avril Lavigne
“Follow Me†by Uncle Cracker
Anything by Miley Cyrus
Anything by Rascal Flatts
Anything by Christina Aguilera where she didn’t dry hump a dude in the video
Anything by Europe not titled “Final Countdownâ€
Anything by the Backstreet Boys
“Lady†by Styx
Anything from the Devil Wears Prada soundtrack
“I Will Do Anything for Love†by Meat Loaf
Anything involving George Michael post 1989
“All the Single Ladies†by Beyonce
Anything by Rod Stewart post 1975
“All or Nothing†by O-Town
Anything involving Michael Jackson post 1991
Any version of “Candle in the Windâ€
“Strong Enough to Be My Man†by Sheryl Crow
Any song by any group from or formed in Orlando.
“Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?†by Culture Club
Anything by Taylor Hicks
“Mama†by Boyz II Men
Anything by Three Doors Down post 2001
Anything produced by Scott Storch
Anything by the Bee Gees not titled “Staying Aliveâ€
Anything by anyone who finished worse than third on American Idol
Anything from a Broadway show
Anything that can be categorized as “Adult Contemporaryâ€
“I’m Yours†by Jason Mraz
Anything by Katy Perry
“Hollaback Girl†by Gwen Stefani
Anything from the Titanic soundtrack
Anything by Nickelback post 2002
And anything that ever went #1 in Germany (see: Hassellhoff, David)

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Didn't know they had anything good!

 

[PeepShow]

Anything by Good Charlotte

The Anthem OWNS

Any song by Will Smith that shares its title with a Will Smith movie

So I guess Miami, Switch, and Gettin' Jiggy With It are alright? haha

 

[Quintastic One]

http://nextround.net/2009/06/17/the-definitive-list-of-songs-no-dude-can-have-on-their-ipod/

Anything that can be categorized as a “Show Tune”
Anything by Avril Lavigne
“Follow Me” by Uncle Cracker

Hey fuck you buddy. lol

 

[Kizza]

I have Europe's Final Countdown album. Fuck you.

Missing Aqua's Barbie Girl though.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Hollywood Undead: Young


Anybody who likes that song can burn in fucking hell.

 

[bikinifan1]

guys should never be embarrassed to like some music, I knew a guy that used to sing that No Doubt song all the time, it was funny

 

[Hometown Kid]

Anything by Lady Gaga
Anything by Katy Perry

no: >_>

And why the hate on Europe? The Final Countdown album is perfectly acceptable.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Hollywood Undead: Young


Anybody who likes that song can burn in fucking hell.

Jordan won't like that.

 

[TK.GFX]

"Anything by Roxette or any other Swedish band"

Are they counting metal bands there? Because if so, I lose.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Heck man this list is stupid. I got a few of these on my iPod. @ who ever made it.

 

[seX-Power]

Whoever made this list is obviously sexually insecure and tries to show his friends how macho he is by listening to TUFF MUZIK~!

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I stopped caring after I saw “We Built This City” on the list.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

The should change the Nickelback and 3 Doors Down ones to include their entire discography.

 

[Kizza]

"Anything by Roxette or any other Swedish band"

Are they counting metal bands there? Because if so, I lose.

No, they're counting those gay 90's Swedish pop-electro bands.

 

[Australian Badass]

I reckon whoever made that list needs to shut the hell up and let people listen to whatever the hell they want..I am tired of people bashing others for listening to music they think is "gay" just cos they don't like it.