Lakers are TRASH

[SAIYANS]

:Hogan:Well ya know something Mean Gene!? It was a lot of fun watching Kobe tonight, brother. In a game that the Lakers had to win, he willed them to victory brother. An epic performance by an epic player. The Hulkster has just 1 question, Western Conference.....watchya gonna do when Kobe Bryant runs wild on you!?

 

[The Cork]

.....watchya gonna do when Kobe Bryant runs wild on you!?

I would call the cops and file rape charges.

Can't wait until Kobe retires and Lakers are jobbing to GSW and Clippers. You'll only get bronze medal in the race for best team in Cali because Kings are moving house.

 

[Showtime]

Someone didn't hear? Lakers replace SUPERSTARS with SUPERSTARS. they're not going anywhere...ever.

 

[SAL]

:Hogan:Well ya know something Mean Gene!? It was a lot of fun watching Kobe tonight, brother. In a game that the Lakers had to win, he willed them to victory brother. An epic performance by an epic player. The Hulkster has just 1 question, Western Conference.....watchya gonna do when Kobe Bryant runs wild on you!?

Your $500 million trillion dollar superduperstar team who could have gotten any coach they wanted will probably sneak into the #8 seed this year. Maybe just a little shame would help.

 

[Showtime]

sneak in? we have a good chance to get the sixth seed, SAL. fuck outta here.

 

[SAL]

sneak in? we have a good chance to get the sixth seed, SAL. fuck outta here.

Wow the 6-seed! Amazing! Get out of my way, i'm busy trolling psych here.

 

[Showtime]

NOT TODAY.

Where's the Boston at right now? *looks at standings* Oh look at that, they're the sixth seed too, except they're the sixth seed in a far weaker conference and have played against far weaker teams. Not to mention they've been playing far better without their "best" player. What a great point guard, he goes down and the rest of team starts playing better. I thought point guards were supposed to make their teammates better, not worse?

 

[SAL]

You're right of course, and that's why i'm an idiot for posting all offseason and even into the season about how incredible my team is wait i didn't do that psych did.

So tell me SHOWTIME which one of you is in front in that human centipede thing you and psych have going on? Or is it a yin-yang kind of thing?

 

[SAIYANS]

6th seed = Clippers
Clippers = No travel in first round
First Round = 2 days of rest between games during the first 2 1/2 weeks
2 days of rest = Kobe guards CP3 effortlessly
Kobe on CP = halfcourt offense for clips
Halfcourt offense = Clippers sent home
Clips lose = CP walking and LA going to second round vs SA
SA = Kobe's playoff bitch

simple math

 

[SAL]

6th seed = Clippers
Clippers = No travel in first round
First Round = 2 days of rest between games during the first 2 1/2 weeks
2 days of rest = Kobe guards CP3 effortlessly
Kobe on CP = halfcourt offense for clips
Halfcourt offense = Clippers sent home
Clips lose = CP walking and LA going to second round vs SA
SA = Kobe's playoff bitch

simple math

Okay I'm no longer rooting for the Lakers to miss the playoffs. Now I'm rooting for the Lakers to lose to the Clippers in 5.