Kicked in the Penis - The Story of Christian

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Because he's an example of being fucked over. He was pushed huge when he first came and then jobbed to Sheamus for months. Christian doesn't even sniff that level of fucked over. Your logic is so flawed its not even funny. Christian is more popular now than he's ever been before so again I ask, how exactly has he been fucked over?

How was he fucked over? HE GOT KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

There! I finally got it right. *high five*

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Re: Randy Orton vs Christian

How was he fucked over? HE GOT KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

There! I finally got it right. *high five*

Actually he wasn't fucked over that night either because he won the title DUE TO BEING KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!
 

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Actually he wasn't fucked over that night either because he won the title DUE TO BEING KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

ANYNODY WHO GETS KICKED IN THE PENIS IS CONSIDERED BEING FUCKED OVER!!!

That is a well known fact!!!! Its in the Geneva Detention Convention.

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Ok fuji you want TO GET KICKED IN THE PENIS. So what if Christian is huge now it doesn't matter. It doesn't take away from the fact that he never beat orton clean.

I don't call being great khali's manager getting a huge push.
 

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In terms of status in the company, Christian was no where near fucked over.

But as for his actual championship reigns, he was incredibly fucked over.
 

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Ok fuji you want TO GET KICKED IN THE PENIS. So what if Christian is huge now it doesn't matter. It doesn't take away from the fact that he never beat orton clean.

I don't call being great khali's manager getting a huge push.

Oh gee, I'm so sorry Christian never beat Orton clean. I'm so sorry that you equate how a heel character wins and loses with them being fucked over. Oh and actually, you basically just admitted that he wasn't fucked over because he's huge now, as referenced in your above post.

Kthxbai
 

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I LOVE THE NEW TITLE OF THIS THREAD!!!

Now I wanna kick somebody in the penis. I think I may choose someone who's name starts with "V" and ends with RKO. Just for the fuck of it.

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I LOVE THE NEW TITLE OF THIS THREAD!!!

Now I wanna kick somebody in the penis. I think I may choose someone who's name starts with "V" and ends with RKO. Just for the fuck of it.


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Not if I get my foot to your penis first. The race is on
 

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Not if I get my foot in your penis first. The race is on
You want to put you foot "in" his penis? Damn. You're all kinds of kinks and vanilla.
 

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If Christian ever gets a career retrospective DVD the title should be this thread's title.
 

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Kicked in the Penis - The Story of Christian. A 3 disc set spanning throughout captain charisma's entire career including the infamous night when he was brutally kicked in the penis by Randy Orton and became world champion. Be sure to pick up this fantastic set.


Alright guys now I'm gonna stay up for three hours watching the entire series of matches. I'll comment on them in three hours. See ya
 

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Alright guys now I'm gonna stay up for three hours watching the entire series of matches. I'll comment on them in three hours. See ya

Don't forget to cover the penis kicking in full detail.
 
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I finished part I from smackdown where Randy won the world title and part II from over the limit. Man that match from OTL it's one for the ages. It was beautiful. It was art. Those two men created magic at OTL. alright time to watch parts III, IV, V, and VI

OMFG I CANT FUCKING FIND CHRISTIAN VS RANDY ORTON FROM CAPITOL PUNSISHMENT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I HATE EVERYONE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
 

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I finished part I from smackdown where Randy won the world title and part II from over the limit. Man that match from OTL it's one for the ages. It was beautiful. It was art. Those two men created magic at OTL. alright time to watch parts III, IV, V, and VI

OMFG I CANT FUCKING FIND CHRISTIAN VS RANDY ORTON FROM CAPITOL PUNSISHMENT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I HATE EVERYONE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

1. I realize the match at OTL was great, that's why I said it was the best one.

2. Calm down, there's no reason to freak out like a two year old who doesn't get a toy they want just because you can't find one match.

3. For the final time, please edit your posts so that you don't double post. This is your last warning. The next time you double post I am infracting you.
 

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1. I realize the match at OTL was great, that's why I said it was the best one.

2. Calm down, there's no reason to freak out like a two year old who doesn't get a toy they want just because you can't find one match.

3. For the final time, please edit your posts so that you don't double post. This is your last warning. The next time you double post I am infracting you.


1. I'm just saying how good it was

2. I wanted to watch the whole series

3. What does infracting mean?