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Yes, you mere mortals are graced with the presence of a warrior God entombed in the body of a crippled old man. Indeed you will find David Lo Pan a strong ally unless you piss me off, which will lead to me sending you off to the hell where people are skinned alive or perhaps I will just boil you until your flesh falls off. Either way it will not be pretty.
My specialties include all things wrestling (from 80's territory days through to today's current crop of companies), reviewing movies (which is where you will find me on a dark and stormy night) and most importantly, seeking out green eyed girls who I intend to sacrifice in order to appease my Emperor. Unfortunately they are not everywhere. However if I can somehow find a girl with green eyes that can tame the burning blade my curse will be lifted and I will be able to go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...INDEED!!!
So feel free to drop into the Wing Kong Exchange anytime, I will gladly allow my right hand man Thunder to show you around, he can 'happ you with anything you need. Thank you and remember, if you see a beautiful girl with green eyes like creamy jade please remember to kidnap her and bring her to me, I will reward you with a Six Demon Bag.
My specialties include all things wrestling (from 80's territory days through to today's current crop of companies), reviewing movies (which is where you will find me on a dark and stormy night) and most importantly, seeking out green eyed girls who I intend to sacrifice in order to appease my Emperor. Unfortunately they are not everywhere. However if I can somehow find a girl with green eyes that can tame the burning blade my curse will be lifted and I will be able to go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...INDEED!!!
So feel free to drop into the Wing Kong Exchange anytime, I will gladly allow my right hand man Thunder to show you around, he can 'happ you with anything you need. Thank you and remember, if you see a beautiful girl with green eyes like creamy jade please remember to kidnap her and bring her to me, I will reward you with a Six Demon Bag.
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