If you were a wrestler....

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  • What would your wrestler name be?
  • Finishers?
  • Theme Song?
  • Alignment?
  • Gimmick?

Thought I'd make a thread to generate some discussions.

If I was a wrestler I'd be Drew Alexander, yes it's my ACW name however Drew given my name is Andrew and Alexander is a popular name in my family and ancestors. Besides, I like having a generic name.

My finisher would be either a Leaping STO / Single Leg Boston Crab or a Widow's Peak into a Facebuster (Ends up like a pedigree)

Theme song would be Godsmack - I Stand Alone and I'd prefer to be a heel, the gimmick I'd have would be where I don't listen to anybody. I trust nobody and I constantly claim management isn't doing their job properly. I'd be playing the blame game literally. I'd be a bit of a cocky heel as well.

Now what would yours be?
 

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Wrestler Name- Adrian Williams. Combination of my two favorite NFL players; Adrian Peterson and Mario Williams

Finisher- Codebreaker & Sharpshooter

Theme song- Rise Above by Alter Bridge

Gimmick- Snobby heel who thinks he's better than everyone else. Would refer to himself as "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" ala Austin Aries in TNA.
 

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•Corkscrew Moonsault/Lionsault and a 450 Splash
•Steel Town, by Airbourne, since it has the greatest intro I've ever heard in a song.
•Babyface (I'm a good guy/gentleman in real life), Evan Bournesque, but would lose his temper after a large string of defeats.
•No gimmick, just me: an intellectual, snarky upper-middle-class guy who sometimes has a bit of a temper but is generally easy-going.

Obviously I would be a Cruiserweight, as I weigh 140lbs :p
 

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What would your wrestler name be?
Jason Hawke

Finishers
Hawkes Eye (Spring board DDT)

Theme Song
"Storm to Pass" by Atreyu

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The Dreamer. Kinda like HBKS "Boyhood Dream" story.
 

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What would your wrestler name be?
Max Powers

Finishers?
Pepsi Plunge and G2S

Theme Song?
Omerta by Lamb of God- The intro is sick listen to it.

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Heel
 

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Hey Tapout, good to see another Bourne mark around here :) And babyface as well :D
 

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Hey Tapout, good to see another Bourne mark around here :) And babyface as well :D

Tapout is easily the biggest Bourne fan in the world.
 

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I wouldn't be a wrestler I'd be a mouth peice, I havn't really thought it through any more than that.
 

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I wouldn't be a wrestler I'd be a mouth peice, I havn't really thought it through any more than that.

This is the same as me. I'm a promo guy.

Whenever I watch Raw, I tend to listen intently to what a wrestler has to say, but the matches I tend to skip. Whenever I stream a PPV (not that often) and I get a stream that actually works properly (always a rarity for me) then I watch the matches intently too.

No idea if I'd be any good, doesn't matter if I would be or not.
 

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Name: Dante divine (I know it's awefull just couldnt come up with anything else)
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Theme: Venus in firs by Electric wizard or dehumanized by symphony x
Allingment: heel, sort of like a Raven/new church style
 

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What would your wrestler name be? Charles Reynolds
Finishers? If I beefed up the LARIAT otherwise a reverse gut buster, you know to the back from the shoulders.
Theme Song? Fly High by J.R. Writer
Alignment? Doesn't matter
Gimmick? Professional Rapper
 

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Insane, and I would have wore some kind of mask. I would have used some kind of DDT.
Theme song would have been MC5 - Kick Out The Jams. I would probably ha worked as a heel.
 

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Wrestler Name: Ryan "The Little King" Hope (My first name is Ryan, my last name means hope in french, and my first name is an Irish sir name that means little king.)
Finishers: Crossface, RKO
Theme Song: It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Alignment: Face/tweener
Gimmick: Pretty much me, happy guy, who enjoys to live in the moment, but also won't take any guff from anybody. Very kind to those that deserve it, helps whoever really needs it.