If You Go to the Gym...

[Soul_of_Ruby]

I think they're just talking about when people slam the weights on the floor and startle everyone. Yeah, I can't stand that either.

 

[noumenon]

Well excuse me if after I finish pressing 300 lbs over my head if I don't feel like putting it down gingerly.

 

[monkeystyle]

Well excuse me if after I finish pressing 300 lbs over my head if I don't feel like putting it down gingerly.

I'm sure your gf doesn't appreciate being thrown around like that.

hmy:

 

[noumenon]

Zing.

 

[Charismatic Edge]

Ever try to lift 500 pounds without making any noise?

No. I'm not a powerlifter or bodybuilder. I lift weights to stay toned and healthy. I don't try to impress the whole gym with my uber manliness.

Quienes mas macho?

 

[monkeystyle]

Couldn't help myself.

 

[monkeystyle]

Carrying around my massive ego has left me ripped and without need of a gym.

 

[Charismatic Edge]

I was born with buns of steel, balls of iron and pecs of titanium.

 

[noumenon]

Nah, I completely understand what you're saying. There are a lot of ridiculous douche bags in the gym who try to draw attention to themselves... they are quite annoying. However just making the point that it is actually healthier to make some sort of noise (or at least release air) when doing heavy lifting...thus the grunting and stupid noises. I admit I'm guilt of it from time to time, though it has nothing to do with drawing attention.

 

[JurassicBonez]

I need to start working out. I lost my 6 pac from eating too much but I got that back. For someone my size, I think I have some pretty good muscles. But there's no definition to it. That's what I want to work on.

 

[Charismatic Edge]

^^^Six packs are overrated. I guess if you want to be a douche A&F model standing in the damn doorway then go ahead. I don't have a six pack and I workout 3-5 days a week. Due, in part, to my love of beer and ice cream but I'll never be fat either.

The best way to gauge your weight...if you put on a shirt and the bottom isn't sticking out.

 

[noumenon]

...or step on a scale? LOL

 

[monkeystyle]

Nah, scales aren't entirely accurate. I am technically like 20 pounds over weight but you would never be able to tell.

 

[monkeystyle]

ps It's all cock.

 

[noumenon]

Well, I'm technically over weight too although it's all muscle it's still considered being over weight.