If X were a Title: tracking the lineage of some strange stipulations

[Sky]

I'll do all your suggestions later, because now it's time to follow up on something I mentioned in my WCW PPV records thread...
Who owns Dave Sullivan's rabbit Ralph, AND gets a date with the Diamond Doll?

Spoiler: Who has the rabbit and the date?

1995-06-18 Dave Sullivan - beats Diamond Dallas Page in an arm wrestling contest at WCW The Great American Bash. As a result of this match, he keeps the rabbit and gets the date.
1995-06-26 Diamond Dallas Page - beats Sullivan on WCW Pro
1995-08-30 Alex Wright - beats DDP on WCW Saturday Night
1995-09-27 Eddie Guerrero - beats Wright on WCW Saturday Night
1995-10-16 Chris Benoit - beats Guerrero on WCW Monday Nitro
1995-11-06 Eddie Guerrero (2) - beats Benoit on WCW Monday Nitro
1995-12-18 Ric Flair - beats Guerrero on WCW Monday Nitro
1996-01-20 Randy Savage - beats Flair on WCW Monday Nitro
1996-02-11 Ric Flair (2) - beats Savage at WCW SuperBrawl VI
1996-04-22 The Giant - beats Flair on WCW Monday Nitro
[1996-07-01 The Giant takes the UWF (Abrams) Southern States title from John Tenta, and it follows a path we've seen before. I blame Hulk Hogan, really. If he hadn't agreed to lose to Jacques Rougeau in his hometown of Montreal, maybe this pair of things wouldn't have ended up with...]
2020-08-23 Drew McIntyre (3) - beats Orton at WWE SummerSlam

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

I’m unsure, has the gold record from New Blood Rising been done already?


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[Sky]

I’m unsure, has the gold record from New Blood Rising been done already?


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No, but that would be a six-man tag record and that would be a nightmare to do

 

[Sky]

Who is the current Miss TNA?

Spoiler: Who is Miss TNA?

2002-11-27 April Pennington - receives the crown from Bruce, due to being the nearest woman, at NWA/TNA 22
2003-01-11 Lollipop - beats April and Athena in a Lingerie Triple Threat match at a USACW live event
2003-01-18 The Goddess Athena - beats Lollipop in a Lumberjack match at a USACW live event
2003-01-22 Sonny Siaki - beats Athena and Chris Vaughn in a Triple Threat match at NWA/TNA 29
2003-02-12 Kid Kash - beats Siaki at NWA/TNA 32
2003-04-09 Raven - beats Kash at NWA/TNA 40
2003-04-12 Jimmy Vegas - beats Raven in a Raven's Rules match at an IWC live event
2003-06-28 Dennis Gregory - beats Vegas at an IWC live event
2003-07-03 Crusher Hansen - beats Gregory at CWF Grand Finale
2003-08-02 Dirk Ciglar - beats Hansen, Devin Divine, and Justin Idol in a Four Way math at an NWA East live event
2003-11-01 Alex Shelley - beats Ciglar at IWC November Pain
[2003-11-08 Shelley beats Ian Rotten...]
2013-04-21 Sicodelico Jr. - beats Misterio, Axxel, and Octagon Jr. in a Four-Way match at WWL Idols of Wrestling

 

[Chris]

 

[Sky]

Who holds the Golden Thong?

Spoiler: Who has the Golden Thong?

2002-06-29 Torrie Wilson - "wins" the Divas Undressed competition, and takes home the "prestigious" arse-shaped trophy
2002-07-09 Molly Holly - beats Torrie on WWE SmackDown
2002-09-22 Trish Stratus - beats Molly at WWE Unforgiven
[she works a Paddle on a Pole match against Stacy Keibler at one point, so we're adding that to the total]
2002-11-17 Victoria - beats Trish at WWE Survivor Series
2002-12-02 Jacqueline - beats Victoria on WWE Raw
2002-12-09 Steven Richards - beats Jacqueline on WWE Raw
2003-01-13 The Hurricane - beats Richards on WWE Raw
2003-01-27 D'Lo Brown - beats Hurricane on WWE Raw
2003-01-31 Rob Van Dam - beats D'Lo at a WWE live event
2003-04-07 Chief Morley - beats RVD on WWE Raw
2003-04-28 The Hurricane (2) - beats Morley on WWE Raw
2003-05-05 Chris Jericho - beats Hurricane on WWE Heat
2003-05-10 The Hurricane (3) - beats Jericho at a WWE live event
2003-05-12 Ric Flair - beats Hurricane on WWE Raw
2003-05-19 Triple H - beats Flair on WWE Raw
[2003-07-20 HHH beats Goldberg]
2020-08-23 Drew McIntyre (3) - beats Orton at WWE SummerSlam

 

[Chris]

This is all Steven Richards's fault

 

[Sky]

This is all Steven Richards's fault

Like most things in life

 

[Chris]

Well technically it's Jackie's fault for losing to him

 

[Vegeta]

And the E-Crown grows bigger!!!!


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[Mitch Buchannon]

Have you done the sombrero from Starrcade ‘85 yet? Manny Fernandez vs. Abdullah the Butcher


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[Sky]

Who has Macho Man's hat after The Repo Man stole it?

Okay, here we go.
Who owns Randy Savage's hat?

Spoiler: Who holds Savage's hat?

1993-01-18 Repo Man - repossesses it on WWF Raw
1993-01-18 Randy Savage - beats Repo Man on WWF Raw
1993-02-05 Yokozuna - beats Savage at a WWF live event
[1993-04-04 Yokozuna beats Bret Hart at WrestleMania IX]
2020-08-23 Drew McIntyre (3) - beats Orton at WWE SummerSlam

 

[Vegeta]

It’s so damn wild how most of this shit ends in the same place. Like really wild.


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[Chris]

The great convergence theory, as universal as the theory of Gravity

 

[Sky]

Fucking hell.
Who is the current GAY World Anal Champion?

Spoiler: Who holds the GAY Title?

2010-06-27 Danshoku Dino - defends the title for the last time vs. Antonio Honda at DDT Sold Out!
2010-08-03 KUDO - beats Dino at DDT Beer Garden Pro-Wrestling
2011-03-13 Yasu Urano - beats KUDO at DDT Dotonbori Story 9
2011-04-13 Super Shit Machine - beats Urano at a DDT live event
2011-05-21 HARASHIMA - beats Shit Machine at DDT King of DDT
2011-05-29 KUDO (2) - beats HARASHIMA at DDT King of DDT
2012-01-29 Danshoku Dino (2) - beats KUDO at DDT Sweet Dreams!
2012-02-04 Antonio Honda - beats Dino on DDT NON-FIX
2012-02-11 Danshoku Dino (3) - beats Honda in a Memphis Last Man Standing Loser Leaves DDT Match at DDT Truly Ultra Super Bazooka
2012-04-01 Sanshiro Takagi - beats Dino at DDT April Fool
2012-04-01 Masa Takanashi - beats Takagi at DDT April Fool
2012-05-04 Yuji Hino - beats Takanashi at DDT Max Bump
2012-06-24 Kota Ibushi - beats Hino at DDT What Are You Doing
[2012-07-22 Kota becomes ECW Champion]
2013-07-21 Ripper - beats Golden Dragon at a GALLI live event

God fucking dammit

Shit